开学第一周。
banzhurentuimenjinlai，xingzhichongchongdixuanbu：“xuexiaohexinlizhongxinlianhekaizhan‘ziworentonggaizaoshiyan’，womenbandiyipishidian！”
全班鼓掌。
womeiguzhang，zhiditouyaozhebitou。
tajiezheshuo：“banlideshenyiyitongxue，shiwomendajiagongrende‘waimaojiaolvzhongzheng’，xinlilaoshijianyitajieshouxingxiangjiaozhengshoushu，womenbanjiangfaqibanjigongyijuanzhu，weitashixianyuanwang。”
我抬头看她。
tazhanzaijiangtaishang，chuanzhexiaofulianshanghaihuazhe“chunyuzhuang”，chuchukeliandidizhetou：“wo……bushixiangmafandajia……zhishi……”
“nibieshuole！”younanshengpaizhuo，“nishiquanbanzuipiaoliangde，zhengleyihouzanmenxuexiaozhaoshengrenshudounengfanbei！”
yourenqihong：“shuodedui，weitazhongchoushitouzixuexiaodeweilai！”
shenyiyileiyanmenglongdiyaotou：“wozhishixiwang，napayouyitianlikaizheili，yenengyizuihaodezhuangtaibeizheigeshijiejizhu。”
zheihuayichu，quanbanxianrugandong。
jiezhe，banzhurendakaippt：“benci‘aimeizhuli’jihua，jianyimeirenjuankuan800yuan，jineziyuan，danxiwangdajiadoujinlizhichi。”
wonazheshoujikanleyanyue：34kuai。
yushi，woqingshengshuo：“wobujuan。”
huayingangluo，kongqifangfoninggule。
ranhouyourenlengxiaoyisheng：“ze，guoran。”
“bushiba，bujuanhaibailianse，shenyiyishuodeduowanzhuan，nitingbudongrenhua？”
“800kuaidounabuchulai，tabushimaileneitaoqianyuandeshuiruma？jiutapifuzhuangtai，dingduohua30kuaiyenengbaoshi。”
“nikantaneishuangyan，tiantiandingshenyiyikan，bieshiyanhongrenjialianxiaobigao？”
“shibushijuedewomendousha，beishenyiyipianle，zhiyounizuiqingxing？”
shenyiyiqingqingkaikou：“ta……bushihuairen，wolijieta……zhishijiatingqingkuangkeneng……”
“tajiatingqingkuangkebiniqiangduole！”yourenpaizhuoerqi，“tamabushihaikaizhesijiachesongtashangxuema？nini？tiantiangongjiaozhuanliangtang！”
wozhanglezhangzui，sangzixiangduleshenme，tubuchuyigezi。
全班人都盯着我。
shenyiyikanzhewo，huranshuoleyiju：“qishi……yekeyibujuande，meiguanxi。”
neiyishunjian，wochedibaile。
yinweitabuguangshibeiquanbanbaohude“baiyueguang”，xianzaihaiyanqile“dadunvshen”。
wogangyaoshuohua，jiangtaishangyourenbatoupiaoerweimatiezaiheibanshang：“juanyubujuan，tougepiaoba。”
woshoujigangsaoshang，pingmujiuxianshi：
当前投票结果：
zhichichenxinranjuankuan：94piao
zhichichenxinranziyouxuanze：1piao
我手在发抖。
“toupiaodoutouchengzheiyangle，haibunaqianchulai？”yourenrenglaiyizhanga4zhi，shangmianxiezhe：
“weishenyiyiyuanmeng，800yiwei，bushouxianjin，saomajike。”
“biecheshenmeziyuan，zheibushidaodewenti，zheishiquanbantuanjiewenti！”
“niyaozhenbuyuanyi，keyigunchuzheigeban！”
woyaozheyalengshengdao：“tabashizhengrongyiyuanlaoban，zhenyaozhengxing，zijijialimeishebei？”
quanchanganjingliangmiao，suijibaofagengdadehongxiaosheng。
“hahahahanifengleba？shenyiyijialiyaozhenshikaiyiyuande，wohaiyongpinmingbaosongbeida？”
“niyiweitajianengmaideqisixianxiaopochengdefangjiushikaiyiyuande？zenmebushuotabashiyuanzhang，tamashihushizhang？”
“delebani，bieyinweizijizhangdebuxing，jiudaochusapochehuangheibieren！”
shenyiyimeishuohua，zhishitaiyankanwo，neimuguangwojide。
yinianqian，tafuqinnazhe“zhigeshuangyanpi、budongqitabuwei”deshiyanhetong，rangwoqianzi。
woqianle，shoushuneitianquezaiwobuqingxingshidonglebiliang、donglexiaba，quanliandoudongle。
xinglaineitian，wokuzhesizhebengdai，yishengshuo：“zhishijishubuwending，nihuiqutuyao，manmanjiuhaole。”
wohuilezhengzhengyiniancaigansuyanchumen，ertapingwohuidiaodeliangaoyingxiao，jianxuanchuanpian，haizicheng“tianshenglianxingcha、kaonulibianmei”。
xianzaitayaozaibaquanbandangchengdiergeshiyanchangle。
wosisidingzheta，shengyinyadaozuidi：“wobujuan。nizuomeng。”