第1章 我有孩子了?

“aiyo,zheikuaitanglianggeyueleba,buzhidaosilemei。”

“zheihejiade,jiushihuogai,yebukankanzijishenmeguiyangzi,juranganxiaoxiangwomendejurenlaoye,haishuosongshaoyexihuanta,yaoquta,wopei,zuotadechunqiudameng!”

“kebushima,buyaoliandetuoleyifushuirenjiachuangshang,bieshuodaduanyitiaotui,jiushijinzhulongyeyingdang,zanmencunerdefengqidoujihuaile。”

“wokanshimeilianchulaijianrencaishi……”

waimianxixisusudeshengyin,buduanchuanjinwuzili,mangshanjiaoxiadeyijianmaocaofangli。

“keke……”pojiubingliangdekangshangtangzheyinvren,tuishangbaoguozhehouhoudejicengbutiao,haiyouliangzhishuzhimianqiangchongdangjiabangudingguanjiechu。

afuxingleyoujifenzhongle,shuliwannaozilixiongyongerlaidexinxihou,afujuedetazhenshihuobuxiaqule。

haiyouwaibianganggangtingdaodexiantan,limiandezhurengongjiushita。

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zheizhaoafunianjidale,laogunianghaimeijiaren,yaozaorenxiaosi。

danzhaoafuzhangdehaibuhaokan,meirenyuanyiqu,jiubeitaniangqiangxingjiajilexianzaidezhangfuhejingshan。

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zhaoafujialehou,qiaozhehejiazhenshiqiongdebuxing,jiukaishihouhuile,meitianzuosizuohuodenaoteng,haiandilinvedaihaizi,bujihaizichide,bujichuande。

denghejingshandaliehuilai,haiyaohetanao,shuoshichaojiadanao,yejiuzhaoafuyigerennao,hejingshanshigeyoudandangdenanren,hejingshancongweihaiguoshou。

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zuihouhaishihejingshanmianwubiaoqingdejiangrendaihuilai,qinglelangzhongzhibing。

tayitiancaiyixueboshi,qiantudahaodekeyanyixuezhe,shouwushurenchongbaideqingchunshaonv,juranbumingbubaisilejiusuanle,xianzaijuranchuanyuedaozheiyangyigenvrenshenshang。

shitashangbeizizuoyishengmeiyouxingshanjide?

真尼玛撞了鬼了。

“娘亲……”

turanyidaoxiaonaiyinchuanlai,shengxianmengmengde,quehaowuganqing。

heyuandunzaihanfenglinliedechuanghuxiamian,dongdezuichunwuqing,niangqinxingle,takeyidonglema?

diediezaoshangqudalie,niangqinxinglaihou,jiubatadeyifutuole,rangzijizhanzaichuangkoufazhan,tadenglehaojiu,niangqinzhongyushuixingle。

tazhuanshenzhuanlezhuantou,herankandaochazhemenshuandechuanghujiaoluoli,yougedunzhedexiaobudian。

zheiyinggaijiushihejingshandeerzile。

tazhenshimeiqiangcandaibiao,hai**danglehouniang!

afu……zhaoafushixianchujidaoxiaobudianshenshangneibobodeyifushi,lengzhu,duizhexiaobudianzhaoshou,yichushengcaifaxianzijisangziyadelihai。

renzhukeyi,zhaoafudao:“nizenmezaineier……”

xiaoheyuanqieqiedesesuolexia,heiliuliujinghuangdeyanlimanshihaipa,zhandouzhezuichundao,“niangqin,ayuanguaiguaide,meiyoudongguo,niangqinbuyaodaayuanhaobuhao?”

xiaoheyuanzhabazheyishuangshuirunkeliandedayanjing,ganshoudexiaoshouwuzhuzuiba,yuefawangjiaoluolisuo。

zhaoafubeizheihua**deyizheng,haobanshangcaicongjiyilixiangqi,yuanzhuxianqihejiaqiong,gengtaoyanzheigezhangdepiaoliangdebianyierzi,denghejingshanzoule,duihaizifeidajima。

haojiahuo,haishigeeduhouniang。

“niguolai,wobudani。”zhaoafutankouqi,xinliruanleruan。

xiaobudianxiaoxiaode,yishenchentudemoyang,kanzhejiusansisuizuoyou,lianshanghaizhanzhebuzhidaonaerlaideniba,yeshouruodehen,shenshangdeyifusongsongkuakuadeguazhe,bingbuheshen。

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congzhutizidaolezijidecuzhuangbukandegebo,zaidaoyaoyuanbangcudeshenqu,yijishenshangkanzhexuduotiandoumeihuanxiguodeyifu。

她崩溃了……

naodailizhaliechuyanhua,pengpengpengdezuoxiang,zheibijieshouzijichuanyuehaiyaonanyijieshou。

tajuranshiyigeerbailaijindepangzi!