第1章 冉澄澄穿成燃灯觉醒丧葬系统

“hunzhang,hongyun,nizhaosime?nizijirangchuputuanjiusuanle,juranhairangwoyerangchuputuan!”

yidaofennudeshengyinjiangranchengchengcongshishenzhuangtaijingxing。

naohaizhongdejiyizhujianfusu,rangtahunshenzhandou。

泥马!

穿越了!

tazhuantoukanxiangshenhou,【zixiaogong】sangezisanfazhewuqiongdaoyun。

cishi,yiqunrendouzhanzaizixiaogongwai,dabufenrendoushiyifuchiguadezhuangtai。

henmingxian,diyicitingdaoyijingjieshu

xianzaizhengshikunpengzhaohongyunmafandeshihou!

niyiwei,wojiushihongyunshiba?

niyiweijiexialaiwojiuyaomianduikunpengdetiaoxin,bingqiexiangshuangwenyiyangwanchengfanshaleshiba?

不!

错了!

wochuanyuedeshiyigekanke——randeng!

xishouwanjiyideranchengchengneixinwuweizachen。

为什么是燃灯呀?

randengzheihuo,shuangwendoubuyaotazuozhujiaochi!

shenzhitahaishishuangwenzhongshaoyoudezhangqingshuyiyangdefanpaipeijiao!

bushizaiaidajiushizaiaidadelushang。

dianfengzhunshengyaozhaoyigeaidadefanpai,randengshibuerderenxuan!

jiugendaluojinxiandezhangerdingguangxian,shengrendejieyinzhuntiyiyang!

标准的配角!

zaochengzheiyiqiedeyuanyin,jiuyinweirandengnaisanxingjianu!

zuoweizixiaogongtingdaodesanqianhongchenke,shiconghongjun。

keshizaiwuyaoliangjiezhizhongjihumeiyouliuming!

fandaoshiyuanshichengshengzhihouzijiangyibeichengyuanshiweishi!

瞬间成为两姓家奴!

randengbuyaolian,yuanshiyaolianya!

tawunaizhinengjilerandengyigefujiaozhudeshenfen。

fanzhenglijiaogongdedoubeitajizhanjule,jigemingfensuanshirenqing。

nishuogongdedoumeile,dangzheifujiaozhuyoushenmeyisi?

嘿!

燃灯还就当了!

shahaochumeilaodao,weicihaiyinweichanjiaoshenfenxianrulefengshenliangjiezhizhong。

niyiweichilekuihourandenghuididiaoyixie?

不不不!

fengshenliangjiezhihoutayouhaobukeqidepanbiandaolexifang!

成了佛门过去佛!

zheiyoushiyigeqiangbudaotaiduogongdedeweizhi,haiburuduobaoqiangdegongdeduo!

guangshixiangxiangjiujuedeganga。

guanjianshi,zhengshiyinweizheicipanbian,randengzuihoubeiwutianfozujibisile。

你就说他傻不傻吧?

至此,三姓家奴!

名留爽文之中。

“buxingbuxing,zheiyishiwochuanyuele,sanxingjianudemingzi,wokebunengyaole。”

“erqiejiranzaiwuyaoliangjiezhongwodoumeiyouliuxiataiduoshiji,zhengmingzhiyaogoudehao,jiunenganwendefayu。”

“suoyi,xianzailaolaoshishikanxijiuhao,guantahongyunshisishihuo。”

rancheng……randengxunsudediaozhenglezijidexintai。

看戏!

吃瓜!

“kunpengdaoyou,ququyigeputuaneryi,hebirucishengqi?”

hongyunzhidaocishihaishiyifulaohaorendeyangzi。

“ququyigeputuan?nibuhuidaoxianzaihaimeikanchuzheiliugeputuandezuoyongba?neikeshinenggoutishengwomentingdaoxiaoguode!”

鲲鹏气得浑身颤抖。

hongyun,zenmenenggoushuochuzheijuhuade?

那蒲团,道蕴横生!

qiangdaoputuanderen,tingdaojianzhijiuyourukaigua!

zijibenlaiqiangdaoleyige,neijiyuandoudaokuaxiale。

就等着爽一爽……

结果……

啪!

被红云给**了!

hongyuntingdaokunpengzheihua,tacishiyeyouxiebuhaoyisi。

“kunpengdaoyou,duibuqi,cishisuanwodecuo,wohongyunqianniyigerenqing,rihouyoushiwohongyunyidingbangmang。”

hongyunganjindaoqianbingzuochulebaozheng。

“rihou?hebidengrihou?niyaozhenxiangbangmangneijiucongjieyinhezhuntishoulibawodeputuanjiwoqianghuilai!”

kunpengqihuichihongyunhuadebing。

“zhei……doushidaoyou,hebidadashasha?”

红云摇头不愿出手。

“lianbangwoqianggeputuandoubuyuanyi,zheijiushiniderenqing?qusi!”

kunpengzhijiechibangyishan,chaozhehongyunjiugongleguolai。

taxianzaiqishijiushiyizhongshitan。

zaizixiaogongli,hongyunkaikou、yuanshishiya、jieyinzhuntidongshou,zuizhongcainengcongtadekuaxiaqiangzouneigeputuan。

danfanshaoyige,tadounengzaikangyixia。

suoyixianzai,tajiushizaiyonghongyunshitanyuanshi、jieyin、zhuntidetaidu。

erqietazuihendequeshishikaikoudehongyun。

因为起因,在红云!

meiyouta,jiubuhuiyouhoumiandeyiqie!

“kunpengdaoyou,moyaoshengqi!”

hongyunyibiankaikouyibiandidangzhekunpengdegongji。

zheikunpengdaoyou,yetaibaozaole。

不好,不好!

liangrendezhandoubotaoxiongyong,randengkandejinjinyouwei。

zhikexishenbianmeiyouguazibandenghuashengkuangquanshuipijiu,chiguadouchadianyisi。

jiuzaizheishi,yidaoshengyinzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi。

【ding,jiancedaoliangjiejiangqi,xianchangyoukemaizangduixiang,sangzangxitongkaishibangding】

【bangdingwancheng,xiafa《jiuzhuanhundunzangjing》diyizhuan】

suizhexitongshengyinluoxia,yidaodadaojingwenzhijieyongrutadenaohaizhong。

燃灯双眼金光一闪!

《jiuzhuanhundunzangjing》,zheidongxiduibiaodejuranshipangude《jiuzhuanxuanyuangong》!

yaozhidao,panguxiuxing《jiuzhuanxuanyuangong》doumeiyouxiuxingdaozuigaocengci!

第四转大罗金仙!

第五转混元金仙!

diliuzhuanhunyuandaluojinxian(shengrenji)!

第七转合道级!

第八转大道级!

第九转超脱级!

yinweizhendexiuxingdaojiuzhuan,neikejiushichaotuohundun,zhongguihongmeng!

er《jiuzhuanhundunzangjing》,lilunshangxiuxingqilaizuizhongjianghepanguyiyang,shenzhinenggouweipangusongzang!

强!

太强了!

“keweishenmecaixiafadiyizhuangongfa?”

燃灯有些好奇。

zijixianzaiyijingdaluojinxian,xuyaodegongfanaishidiwuzhuanhunyuanjinxiandegongfacaidui!

【xitongtishi:zhiyousuzhuwanchengsangzangyishi,cainengjihuohouxudegongfa】

kanzheyanqiandetishi,randengruoyousuosi。

这就是按劳分配嘛!

“mingbaile,buguowoweishenmehuijuexingsangzangxitong?”

【xitongshuoming:randengbentiweilingjiu,banshenglingbaoweilingjiudeng,zheiyiqiejieshiweilesangzangersheng】

燃灯闻言恍然大悟。

shuangwenli,randengdebenticunzaizhezhenglun。

yourenshuotadebentishilingjiudeng,suoyicaijiaorandeng。

yeyourenshuotadebentishilingjiu,yejiushiguancai,lingjiudengshibanshenglingbao。

xianzaixitongmingxianquedinglerandengdebentijiushiguancai!

yigeguancai,juexingsangzangxitong……

合理么?

完全合理!

erqiezijichuanyueqianjiushiyinweisongzangaoyetaiduocaicuside!

xianzaidesangzangxitong,jianzhijiushizhuanyeduikou!

zhixuyaobalingjiushanyuanjuedongshaoweigaigaijiunengdangsangzangyitiaolongdedabenying!

然后就是坐等客户!

wuyaoliangjie,kehuhaishaome?

randengdemuguangzhuanyanjianzaisanqianhongchenkezhijiansaodang。

“sanqing,sibule,bushiwodekehu。”

“jieyinzhunti,yesibule,bushikehu。”

“nvwasibule,bushi……dengdeng,nvwashibusi,kefuxihuisiya,daoshihoubanlizanglibuhaidenvwafuzeme?kehu,jueduishikehu!”

“houtu,yijiarensidezhengzhengqiqi……heiheihei,chaojivip!”

“hongyun,ai,hongyunyinggaishiliangjiezhongzuizaosideba?neiwozheidiyichangzanglishibushiyaoluozaitadeshenshang?”

tademuguangzuizhongluozailezhengzaizhandoudehongyunhekunpengdeshenshang。

andaoli,hongyunyaozaidisancijiangdaojieshu,daozuxiafalehongmengziqizhihoucaisi。

kexianzai,zijisangzangyishiqueren……keke,quekehuya!

红云能不能早死?

yixiangdaozhei,randengchunchunyudong。

shiyishima,youbuhuishaokuairou!

guanjianshi,hongyundesihenyoukenengshihongjunzaibeihousuanji。

yejiushishuozijizheixiangdangyushibangzhulehongjun。

suoyidagailvbuhuiyoushi。

那么!

架火驾火!

“kunpengdaoyou,dadehao!”