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jiangxundelianshangdexuesesuizhewodehuazhujiantunqu。

tayangzhuangzhendingdao:“ahezheishiheyi,wotongyaoyaopingrishizoudejinxie,kewodaitabingfeinannvzhiqing,nibuyaowuhuile。”

woxiaodao:“wozishixiangxinwangxiongde,kewangxiongduitawuqing,taqueweibiduiwangxiongwuyi。”

“buruyongshixinshiyishi,shuobudinghuiyouyixiangbudaodeshouhuo。”

“huangmiu!”jiangxunchenzhelian,kuaishengdaduanwo。

sihuyishidaozijiyouxiefanyingguoji。

jiangxunyuqihuanlehuan:“nvzixinyiqinengsuibianshitan,zheiyudengtuziyouhequbie?”

“kuangqie,ruoshibeiyaoyaozhidao,wotongtarihouhaizenmezaiyigewuyanxiamoushi?”

woduishangjiangxundemouzi,duoduozhiwendao:

“shiparihoujianmianganga,haishishuo,wangxiongzaoyizhidaoluyaoyaoxinyi,shebudetaquzhujian。”

wodeshoufushangtabojingshangdehonghen。

sihuxiangqishenme,jiangxunmianseyijiang。

“jinriruxia,wenchongduodelihai。”

掩耳盗铃。

sihupawoguoduodezhuiwenxiaqu,loulemajiao。

jiangxunzhanqishenzidao:“zongzhi,kuitanbierenxinyi,shiyizhongxiedu。”

“cifaduanbukexing,yihoumoyaozaiti。”

hualuo,tabuzaikanwo,zhuanshenlikai。

kanzhejiangxundebeiying,woxinyichen。

lengxiaozhejuqiyushi,rengdaodishang。

zheishishangnaerlaishenmeshiyanrenxindeshitou。

ruozhenyoucishi,shijieshangyouzenhuiyouneimeduozhenxincuofudeyuanou。

wochichimeiyoudengdaogujialairen,yemeishoudaorenhehuixin。

weimianshuxinbeijie,zhongjianchulechacuo。

wodasuanchuwuzouzou,weizijizaixunyitiaoshenglu。

kewoyizhijiaogangtachuyuanzi,bianyushangluyaoyao。

luyaoyaokanzhewoxiaodao:“gujiejie!qianjiritingshuogujiejiebingle,xianxiakehaoxiele?”

wodandandao:“duoxielu**guanxin,haoduole。”

luyaoyaodiantou:“neijiuhao。zuorilinmamashuoxiangchitanggao,woyizaobianquxiaochufangzuolexie,zhengyaosongqu。”

linmamashijiangxunderuniang。

zicongjiangxunziliwangfuhou,biantongtayitongbandaowangfu。

sheidouzhidao,jiangxunduiwangmamapoweijingzhong。

taweitaojiangxunhuanxin,kezhenshiqinkuaidehen。

wowuyiyutazhouxuan,diantoudao:“neibianbuduotonglu**xuhuale。”

wogangyaozou,quebeiluyaoyaolanxialai。

“gujiejieqieman,gangcaixiaosipairenchuanhua,shuojinzaochaozhongchuleyaoshi,xuyaowoguoqubangmangchuchuzhuyi。”

“wojizheganqu,jiuxinkujiejiejiangzheigegaobingsongdaolinmamafangzhongba。”

haibudengwofanbo,luyaoyaobianjiangshihesairuwodeshouzhong,zhuanshenlikai。

wobenbuxiangduoshi,kexiangzhepingrizhonglinmamaduiwobucuo。

我还是送了过去。

wocongwangfuneiguangleyigeshichen。

kezheiruodadewangfujigemendoubeirenyanfangsishou。

chulejigexiaxiaodegoudonggenbenmeiyouchulu。

wotanlekouqi,gangyaohuifang。

zhijianwangfuneiqianlesiqidexiarenjiangwangfuweileqilai。

jiangxunshenbiandeshiconglanxiawodao:“gu**,womenwangyeyouqing。”

woxinzhongjinglingdazuo,zhoumeiwendao:“shenmeshi?”

“林妈妈暴毙了。”

wojibupaodaolinmamafangzhong,zhijianlinmamacishiyiliangyanfanbai,koutuxianxuemeileqixi。

jiangxunbanguizailinmamashenbian,shenqingnanguo。

tahongzheyan,ehenhendikanzhewohoudao:

“weishenme?niweishenmeyaozheimezuo!”

woqiangzhuangzhendingfanwendao:“wozuoshenmele?”

jiangxunyaozheyadao:“nihaizhuang!dafushuolinmamazhongdushenwang,kelinmamayizaoshangzhichilenisonglaidegaodian!”

jiangxunzhanqishenzi,zoudaowomianqian。

tayibabadiaowotoushangdeyinzan,charugaodianzhong。

“yinzhenfanhei,nihaiyoushenmekebianbode?”

woyaotou:“bushiwo,zheipangaodian,shiluyaoyaorangwosonglaide!”

“你还说谎!”

江浔失望的看着我:

“nizuolerucidadecuoshi,juranhaiyaowangyaoyaoshenshangzaizang,guhe,niheshibianchenglezheiyangderen!”

我正欲反驳。

huran,menwaichuanlaidongjing。

“axun,nikansheilaile?”

luyaoyaoxiaozhedaizhepengsipanzoulejinlai。

kekanzhetangzaidishangdelinmama,talianseyibian。

guizaidishangshunjianhongleyan。

“zheishizenmele?linmama,zheishizenmele?”

wokanzheluyaoyaozaidishangyanxi,lenghengyixiao:

“linmamashiruhebianchengzheiyangde,lu**nandaobuzhidaoma?”

luyaoyaoyanzhonghuaguoyisixinxu。

jiangxunshunshidangzailuyaoyaomianqian。

“guhe,nizuodechoushi,buyaotuizaiyaoyaoshenshang。”

luyaoyaoshunshi,kuzhezhizewodao:

“gujiejie,linmamapingshiduinineimehao,nizenmenenghaisita?”

“haisitade,nandaobushiniluyaoyaoma?”

“wojineryizaobianlifu,shenmedoubuzhi,zenmekenengyoushijianjilinmamaxiadu?”

kanzheguizaidishangweiqudeluyaoyao。

wogouchunyixiao,yiziyijudao:

“e?wokecongmeishuoguo,linmamashizhongduersia。”