jiangxundelianshangdexuesesuizhewodehuazhujiantunqu。
tayangzhuangzhendingdao:“ahezheishiheyi,wotongyaoyaopingrishizoudejinxie,kewodaitabingfeinannvzhiqing,nibuyaowuhuile。”
woxiaodao:“wozishixiangxinwangxiongde,kewangxiongduitawuqing,taqueweibiduiwangxiongwuyi。”
“buruyongshixinshiyishi,shuobudinghuiyouyixiangbudaodeshouhuo。”
“huangmiu!”jiangxunchenzhelian,kuaishengdaduanwo。
sihuyishidaozijiyouxiefanyingguoji。
jiangxunyuqihuanlehuan:“nvzixinyiqinengsuibianshitan,zheiyudengtuziyouhequbie?”
“kuangqie,ruoshibeiyaoyaozhidao,wotongtarihouhaizenmezaiyigewuyanxiamoushi?”
woduishangjiangxundemouzi,duoduozhiwendao:
“shiparihoujianmianganga,haishishuo,wangxiongzaoyizhidaoluyaoyaoxinyi,shebudetaquzhujian。”
wodeshoufushangtabojingshangdehonghen。
sihuxiangqishenme,jiangxunmianseyijiang。
“jinriruxia,wenchongduodelihai。”
掩耳盗铃。
sihupawoguoduodezhuiwenxiaqu,loulemajiao。
jiangxunzhanqishenzidao:“zongzhi,kuitanbierenxinyi,shiyizhongxiedu。”
“cifaduanbukexing,yihoumoyaozaiti。”
hualuo,tabuzaikanwo,zhuanshenlikai。
kanzhejiangxundebeiying,woxinyichen。
lengxiaozhejuqiyushi,rengdaodishang。
zheishishangnaerlaishenmeshiyanrenxindeshitou。
ruozhenyoucishi,shijieshangyouzenhuiyouneimeduozhenxincuofudeyuanou。
wochichimeiyoudengdaogujialairen,yemeishoudaorenhehuixin。
weimianshuxinbeijie,zhongjianchulechacuo。
wodasuanchuwuzouzou,weizijizaixunyitiaoshenglu。
kewoyizhijiaogangtachuyuanzi,bianyushangluyaoyao。
luyaoyaokanzhewoxiaodao:“gujiejie!qianjiritingshuogujiejiebingle,xianxiakehaoxiele?”
wodandandao:“duoxielu**guanxin,haoduole。”
luyaoyaodiantou:“neijiuhao。zuorilinmamashuoxiangchitanggao,woyizaobianquxiaochufangzuolexie,zhengyaosongqu。”
linmamashijiangxunderuniang。
zicongjiangxunziliwangfuhou,biantongtayitongbandaowangfu。
sheidouzhidao,jiangxunduiwangmamapoweijingzhong。
taweitaojiangxunhuanxin,kezhenshiqinkuaidehen。
wowuyiyutazhouxuan,diantoudao:“neibianbuduotonglu**xuhuale。”
wogangyaozou,quebeiluyaoyaolanxialai。
“gujiejieqieman,gangcaixiaosipairenchuanhua,shuojinzaochaozhongchuleyaoshi,xuyaowoguoqubangmangchuchuzhuyi。”
“wojizheganqu,jiuxinkujiejiejiangzheigegaobingsongdaolinmamafangzhongba。”
haibudengwofanbo,luyaoyaobianjiangshihesairuwodeshouzhong,zhuanshenlikai。
wobenbuxiangduoshi,kexiangzhepingrizhonglinmamaduiwobucuo。
我还是送了过去。
wocongwangfuneiguangleyigeshichen。
kezheiruodadewangfujigemendoubeirenyanfangsishou。
chulejigexiaxiaodegoudonggenbenmeiyouchulu。
wotanlekouqi,gangyaohuifang。
zhijianwangfuneiqianlesiqidexiarenjiangwangfuweileqilai。
jiangxunshenbiandeshiconglanxiawodao:“gu**,womenwangyeyouqing。”
woxinzhongjinglingdazuo,zhoumeiwendao:“shenmeshi?”
“林妈妈暴毙了。”
wojibupaodaolinmamafangzhong,zhijianlinmamacishiyiliangyanfanbai,koutuxianxuemeileqixi。
jiangxunbanguizailinmamashenbian,shenqingnanguo。
tahongzheyan,ehenhendikanzhewohoudao:
“weishenme?niweishenmeyaozheimezuo!”
woqiangzhuangzhendingfanwendao:“wozuoshenmele?”
jiangxunyaozheyadao:“nihaizhuang!dafushuolinmamazhongdushenwang,kelinmamayizaoshangzhichilenisonglaidegaodian!”
jiangxunzhanqishenzi,zoudaowomianqian。
tayibabadiaowotoushangdeyinzan,charugaodianzhong。
“yinzhenfanhei,nihaiyoushenmekebianbode?”
woyaotou:“bushiwo,zheipangaodian,shiluyaoyaorangwosonglaide!”
“你还说谎!”
江浔失望的看着我:
“nizuolerucidadecuoshi,juranhaiyaowangyaoyaoshenshangzaizang,guhe,niheshibianchenglezheiyangderen!”
我正欲反驳。
huran,menwaichuanlaidongjing。
“axun,nikansheilaile?”
luyaoyaoxiaozhedaizhepengsipanzoulejinlai。
kekanzhetangzaidishangdelinmama,talianseyibian。
guizaidishangshunjianhongleyan。
“zheishizenmele?linmama,zheishizenmele?”
wokanzheluyaoyaozaidishangyanxi,lenghengyixiao:
“linmamashiruhebianchengzheiyangde,lu**nandaobuzhidaoma?”
luyaoyaoyanzhonghuaguoyisixinxu。
jiangxunshunshidangzailuyaoyaomianqian。
“guhe,nizuodechoushi,buyaotuizaiyaoyaoshenshang。”
luyaoyaoshunshi,kuzhezhizewodao:
“gujiejie,linmamapingshiduinineimehao,nizenmenenghaisita?”
“haisitade,nandaobushiniluyaoyaoma?”
“wojineryizaobianlifu,shenmedoubuzhi,zenmekenengyoushijianjilinmamaxiadu?”
kanzheguizaidishangweiqudeluyaoyao。
wogouchunyixiao,yiziyijudao:
“e?wokecongmeishuoguo,linmamashizhongduersia。”