第1章 我又不是007

“jiajiyigequeletuideluopojiangjunzuozhengqi,yesuanshimeimeigaopanle,yihouzuolejiangjunfurenkebiewanglewomenzheixiejiemeia。”

yunmurongjiansuankebodeshengyinxiangqi,zhenggeyuanzilidexiarendouyanzuihongxiaoqilai。

yunmuenshoulipengzhegangcongtaijianshoulijieguodeshengzhi,shenseweimiao,zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao:“jiejieshuodeshi,yihouwoyidinghuibangchenzhejijiejiezhaogehaopojia,tingshuoduimendexiaojiejiutuoguanxijinlehuangzifuzuoqie,jiejieni.”

yunmurongbazhangdadexiaoliandunshixiulegetonghong,meixiangdaocongyunmuenzuilihuituchuzheizhongbusanbusidehua。

“nizhei**,yizhitujihaizhenbazijidangfenghuangle!”

yunmurongtuikaishenpangzulandebinv,zhijieshuaishouchaoyunmuendelianshangdaqu。

“哎呀呀!”

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“wowowowobushiwo!”

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yunmuenweiweishangtiaodeyanmousixiaofeixiaodikanzheta:“woziranbuhuiqugaofajiejie,zhishijiejiezongdezuochugebiaolv,jishengzhiketoudaoqianba。”

yunmuenhuayinyiluo,yunmurongliumeishuqi,xiongkouqidejulieqifu,meimouehenhendidengletayiyan,banshangerhou,buqingbuyuandiguixiajishengzhizhongzhongkeleyitou。

“minnvwuyimaofantianwei!”

daitashuowanzheihua,bianqishentouyebuhuidichonglechuqu。

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“wanle,zheixiawanlewuwuwuwu!”

fangcaijiaoxunshumeideyingzidangranwucun,yunmuenguzhebaozilian,shuiwangwangdedayanjingshengmanleishui,kandaoshuzhuangtaishangdeshengzhigengshimanmianchouyun。

tayigeruoxiaokelianyouwuzhudezhongxinvdaxueshengweishenmeyaochengshouzheiyiqiea!

huiquzuogenvyanyuanchudaobuxiangma!

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“zajiachuanhuangshangdekouling,polirangniyijiupinxiaoguandenverzuojiangjunfuren,buguo.rihouchuxiaodeyijuyidongnidoudezixidingzhe!”

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tajiuyouxiexiangbumingbaile,weisha,tangtangyigehuangdi,jingranhaiyaopaitayigejiupinxiaoguandenverqujianshiyigedajiangjun?

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zaiyikanhuangdizheizuofa,zheibujiushiyaorangtazheigepaohuinvquzuo007ma,erqie,pingpingwuqijiupinxiaoguandenver,tingqilaijiushigebuqiyandeshenfen,yueshipingpingwuqi,shuobudinghainengdedaojiangjunchuilian,haorangneigejiangjunfangsongjingti?

yitonghusiluanxiangzhihou,yunmuenyaoleyaotou。

tingshuoneijiangjunbuguangquetui,haixingqingbaoli,xihuannveshaxiaren,tayaoshijiaguoquzuodiqi,kebuyidingnenghuodexialai,laohuangdizhenshikengsitale!

suoyi,tajueduibuyaojiazaizhongjianzuoyoubushiren。

必须得想个法子!

yunmuenbaozhebeizizaichuangshangzuoyoudagun,yituanluanmadenaozilimanshijianghu。

砰——

yishengmenxiangdaduanleyunmuendesixu,tayigeliyudatingqishen,shuangshouzhandoudikangqizhentouhushen。

buhuiyouyourenyechuangtadeguigeba!

taqingshouqingjiaodizoudaopingfenghou,zhijianyigeheiyinvzizhengwuzhenaodaidunzaidishang。

靠还真有!

“救”

“zhuzi,yingluolaichile,qingjiangzui!”

heiyinvzizhuanshenkandaoyunmuen,mengdiguidaozaidishang,zhongzhongdikeleyigexiangtou,bayunmuendehujiushengyingsaihuilesangziyan。

“呃”

tanaoneishanguojidaojingtianjulei,zuijiaoyichou,zhixiangwangtashoulisaigedahongbao,rangtanalaidehuinaerqu。

dankebanchushendeyunmuenlikeshoulianzhulianshangdeqingxu,dandingdiwangmeirentashangyitang,zhijianraozhewuheidexiufa,bochunqingqi:“nikecengbawodeminglingfangzaixinshang?”

yingluowenyanlikechuitou,shensegongjingjile:“shuyuegeshangxiasheiganbuzungezhu!zhishituzhongdange,wuleshichen!shuxiaconggezhongqulaishengwu,qinggezhuguomu!”

yingluocongshenhoudebaofuquchuyigehongmuxiazi,shuangshouchengshang。

yunmuenxinqingtantedidakaimuxia,faxianshiyimeitongtixuebaidiaozheqilindeyueyayupei,litouhaifangzheyizhangmixin。

[tuerjichenggezhuzhiwei,wubidenghouyupeidelingyibanzhurenchuxian,qingjinquanlizhuta!]

yunmuenxinxiayizheng,ganjuezijibeimingyunyongwuxingdeshuangshoubatalaruleshijiandehongliu,tuizhetaqianxing。

“shuxiabashuyuegedezhangmuyeyibingdailaile!”

yingluodaduanyunmuendesixu,houzhongdezhangbenyiceceduijizaianshang。

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“我的乖乖。”

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“zhuzi!nizhenyaojiajiyigequezima!”

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“tajiusuanzaibukan,yeshigejiangjun,jietadeshouzhaoren,qibushigengfangbian。”yunmuendeyanmouweilian,mixinshangdengderenbuzhishizhengshixie,yikaishijiubaoluzijibushimingzhizhiju。

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“主子英明!”

“xingle,nixiaquzhunbeiba。”

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“yigejiupinguandenver,youyisi。”

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“jiangjun,keyaowogenzheneinvzi。”

“不要打草惊蛇。”

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zheigenvrenbujiandan,huangdijiujinghaiyoushenmemude.

“huifu,woyaoshangshujihuangdimingtianjiuqutaguomen!”