jiaotongxinhaodengwanquanmeixiangdaozheimeqingyijiudeshoule，douhaimeihehuzheixiaozini，shoulinazheneibabaiyuan，neijishiyuandelingqiantamenzuoweiyoujiecaodexiaohunhun，dangranbuhuizaiyi。kanzheshileihaobuzaiyidebeiying，sangexiaohunhundeyanshendouzhile。
“nima，youqianrenjiushiyouqianren，laozizhenxianggentajiaogepengyou！”hongdengwuxiangankai，keshileideshenyingzaoyibujian。
qishishileizenmekenengbuxinteng，zheikeshitajiexiaquyizhoudexiaochaoa，buguosuanle，weilebabaikuaigensangexiaohunhundongshoutaibuzhide，yifusihuaileneicaijiaosunshicanzhong，wanyizaibaxinmaideshoujijishuaile，neijiugengjiadebuchangshile。
fanzhengzheibabaikuaiyeshineiyiwanedulide，pocaixiaozaiba，buguanzenmeshuo，yexiangdangyubasuoweideeduhuaguangle。
henkuai，shileijiucongxiaoxiaodejusangzhizhongbaituochulai，duanduanjigexiaoshihualejiejinyiwankuaide**，zuyidixiaoququjibaiyuandesunshi。
zuiguanjiande，shishileijuedeyiwankuaidexiaofeiyijingwanbi，buguanzheishigeezuojuhaishirenhe，tadoumeiyourenheyali，xiazhouyaoshihaiyouqianjiujixuhua，meiyoufanzhengyeyijingshuangleyiba。
xiawu，tongsushedetongxueluxuhuidaoxuexiao，kandaoshileishenshangneitaocuxindenaike，youqishijiaoshangneishuangfeirenershijiudai，shunjianliangxialegouyan，fenfenwentashibushizhonglecaipiao。
shileixiangshouzhebeiweiguandeganjue，juaodeshuo：“geqishishigefuerdai，zhishipingshihendidiao，xianzaikuaibiyele，jiazuyeduiwozheijiniandebiaoxianshifenmanyi，yitaonaikesuanshenme，yihouyoudeshirangnimenliangxiagouyandeshihou。”
tingdaozheijuhua，tongsushedesanrendunshiqishengfachuyisheng“yu”，tuozhangleyindiao，sheiyebuxiangxinshileideguihua。xiangchusannian，sheihainengbuzhidaoshileijialideqingkuang，goupidefuerdai，sheijianguoyigefuerdaizhichuanzheyishennaikejiudesechengzheiyangde？
yizhoudeshijianhenkuaiguoqu，zhouwuwanjian，sanmingtongsushedetongxueyougezihuijia，renaodeqinshidunshikongkongdangdang，zhishengxiashileiyiren。
zhouliushileishuilezhengzhengyitian，jiushiweileyangzujingshen，haokankanshierdianyiguodeshihou，zijidekashanghuibuhuizaimaochuyiwankuailai。
youyubaitianshuimianhenchongzu，shileibaozheyibenjixiexueyuanlizhongyuaodaoleshierdianchayifen。
tingdaozijishedingdenaozhongxiangqi，shileiyufadejingshenbaibei，zheicaifaxianshoulineibenshugenbenjiushidaozhenade。
kanzheshoujishangdemiaoshuyidiandiandejiejin，shileidexinzhongjingrantantebuanqilai。
daodihaihuibuhuiyou，anlishuozheigeezuojuhaimeijieshu，bijing，neiyiwanyuandiyitianjiuhuaguangle，zhihouliutianyemeiyourenherenzhaotademafan，chuleshenshangneitaoyifuheshoulideshouji，shileideshenghuogencongqianhaowubianhua。
shierdianyidao，shileilikedakaishoujiyinxing，chaxunyue，**……
shileishijingerhuanglehuangnaodai，querenzijimeiyoukancuoyue，bufangxindetayouzhongxinshuaxinleyibianyemian，shuzihaishisanmiaozhongzhiqianneichuanshuzi。
为毛是两万元？
不是一万元么？
caozuoshiwule？diannaozhuanzhangdeba？1he2kaodetaijin，nimenyaencuolejianba？
jingranchuxianzheiyangdedijishiwu，nimenhaihaoyisigenwowanshenmi？
haha，liangwanyuan，shileiwubidexingfen，tayijingkaishixiangzhezijigairuhefenpeizheibiqianle！
chilongxia，laiwujin，shisanxianghesuanni，ng，xianzaijiuquchi！
zhengdasuanqishen，shileichoudongleyixiabizi，tasihuwendaoleyiguyouxieshuxiqueyouhenqiguaideweidao。
neiguweidaozaizhujianjiazhong，shileimengranxiangqi，zheibushineiwanyudaoneigepaochenandeshihou，tashentixiaoshihuaweixuewudeweidaome？yimoyiyang。
“jizhu！yaoquanbuhuaguang！nijuebuhuixiangshoudaonulishouzedilingtiaodechengfade！”
shileidenaozhongxiangqineigebunanbunvdeshengyin，shigeyizhou，tazaicixiangqilezheijuhua。tongshi，tayexiangqilelinghaoshouzeguanyuchengfadejutineirong。
shaohualeduoshaoqian，jiujianshaotongbilideshentibuwei，napacongjiaozhijiankaishi，yibanyezuyiyaoletademing。
shileidexinliturangandaowuxiandekongju，tashenzhikaishiduosuoqilai，bizijixuchoudong，tawendaoneiguweidaoshicongtoudingpiaoxialaide。
taitouyikan，toudingguozhenyouyituandandandexuewu，zhengfangunzhengtengmisanxiaoshi，heneiwansuojianruchuyizhe。
zhishi，zheixuewusihudanlexuduo，haoxiangmeiyoupaochenanneimeyanzhong。
ganjuedaozijizhendebeimouzhongfeizirandeliliangkongzhile，shileiyishidaohuoxuzheiyiqiebingbushiyigeezuoju，ershi……zhende……
尼玛，居然是真的！
kejiusuanzheibushigeezuoju，woyeyijinghuaguangleneiyiwanyuan，weishenmehaihuishoudaochengfa？
shileigubushangxuduo，tuokouzhiwen，dangranbuhuiyourenhuidata。
kongqili，xuexingdeqiweisihuyoudanlexuduo，shileitaitoukanqu，toudingneituanzhengtengdexuewuyijingjihuxiaoshi。
buguojimiaozhongzhihou，toudingdexuewuyijingchedixiaosan，zhiliuxiayisiruoyouhaiwudexuexingqiweipiaodangzaisusheli。shenzhi，youguolejimiaozhong，neixuexingdeweidaoyemeiyoule。
shileizhongyufanyingguolai，shunjianbazijituolegejingguang，xiankanjiaomian，haihao，shigenjiaozhisuiranzhangdetingnankande，danhaisuanquanhu。
zaikanxiaotui，datui，duzi，shuangbei，haoxiangyemeinaershaoleyikuaia！
naqizhuoshangdejingzi，shileikanlekanzijideneizhanglian，xinhuaiyujidepaipaixiongkou：“haihao，woyingjundemianpangbingweishousun！xiaoxianrouhaishineigexiaoxianrou。”
nulizhuanzhetou，jingzifangzaishenhou，jianchalebantian，shileiyemeiyoufaxianzijishenshangyoushenmesunshi。
keshi，neiguxuexingqiwei，haiyoutoudingneituanxuewushishenmeqingkuang？
mingsikuxiang，shileixiayishideshenshouxiangquluyibazijidetoufa……
什么情况？光蛋？！
shileixinzhongyijing，zheicaixiangqigangcaizhaojingzideshihouzongjuedezijiyingjundemianpangyounaerbudui，keyanjingbizizuibaerduodoumeiwenti，jiashangbeimomingdekongjubaowei，tayejiumeiduoxiang。
xianzaishoulimozheyikeludanbanguanghuadenaodai，shileicaiyishidaogangcaijingzilideneigezijiweishenmekanqilaixiandeyouxiemosheng。
“laozidetoufani！”shileikanzhejingzilineikeguangkejianrendeludan，fachuyishengcanjuerenhuandejiaosheng。
lingrenexindeshi，neitoufabuxiangshibeitiguangde，erxiangshi……xiangshiconglaidoumeizhangchulaiguo，tayuanbenjiugaishiyikeludanyiyang。
diyifanying，shileiyishidaonulifazhanyinxingkenengbushiezuoju，ershizhende。bu，bushikeneng，shiyidingshizhende，fouze，zijizheiyitouwuheilianglidexiufaweihewuduanduanxiaoshile？erqiexiaoshidefangshi，fenmingheneigepaochenanxiaoshidefangshiyimaoyiyang。
dierfanying，shileiyouxinchongchong，zheikeguangtoukanshangqufangfozhenzhengdecuncaobusheng，yebuzhidaoyihouhainengbunengzhangdechutoufa。
disanfanying，yeshizuiguanjiandeyidian，“womingmingyijingyongguangleneiyiwanyuan，jiusuanzheibushigeezuoju，ershimouzhongchaozirandeshenmililiang，kepingshenmeyaochengfawo？”
shileimanhuaifenmenhebujie，chongchuleqinshi，tayaoquzhaoneigequanzhangwengemingbai。
lengfengyichui，shileidalegeduosuo，zheicaixiangqizijihunshencunlvbuzhe，xinghaozheishishenyezoulanglimeiren，fouzebukanshexiang。