霜雪王府
shinvqingqingxiankaichelian，lianshanglvedaizhejifenzuiyidexuelincongmachezhonghuanhuanzouxia。
suiranyikaishiyinweixiangzhebaochiqingxingbuleyiduohe，danbijingshizheichangyanhuidezhujiao，dijiubuzhanziranyebukeneng。
erqiezaihuangyueshuaichunaruhougongneizhaohou，xuelinyemeiyouleguji，kaishiyugedachenchangyin，yemeiyoudongyongzhenqiqupaichushentineidejiujing。
douhejiule，zaiyongzhenqiqupaichujiujing，qibushilangfei？
buguobijingshizaixitongbangzhuxia，wulizhizhanzaizheigeshijiedingdiandenanren，jibianmeiyouyongzhenqipaichujiujing，yikaoqiangdadeshentisuzhi，yifanchangyinxialai，tayebuguoshiweixuneryi。
“wei，tongzi，nengbunengrangwoxiugexiana？”
xuelindaizhejifenshitanyiweidixunwendao。
tasuiranzheigeshijiewulidedingdian，danshuodaodiyijiubuguoshifanrenzhiqueryi，zhongjiubukenenghufenghuanyu。
yaoshitanengxiuxian，tanalihuiganxinbeihuangyuenaweidijun？
zaizenmeyedeshitajianghuangyuenaweidihoucaidui。
【suzhu，tianseyiwanle。】
binglengdejixieshengzaixuelinnaodailixiangqi。
“什么意思？”
【ding，huidasuzhu，tianseyiwan，gaishuijuele，menglishadouyou。】
mingmingshibudaiganqingdejixienvsheng，danxuelinquezongganjuezijitingchuleyizhongxiexiedeganjue。
“去你的。”
xuelinanmalezheibukaopudexitongyisheng，yeduanjuelexiuxiandexiangfa。
qishitahaiyouyigexuanze。
dengdaodahunzhiyebahuangyuebanglehuozheshale，ranhouziliweidi。
pingjietadewuli，zheibingbunanzuodao。
zhishaohuanggonglimeiyourennenglanzhuta。
但雪临并不想。
tacaibuxiangdangshenmehuangdi，tajiuxiangdangyigeyouxianzizaidexiansanwangye。
genghekuangyidanzijiziliweiwang，zhenggedayandagailvyouhuibuanfenqilai。
daoshihouyoushiminbuliaosheng，shihengbianye。
weilelimingbaixing，xuelinhaishijuedingxishengzijideshenti。
唉，我真是伟大。
雪临暗自感动。
【真不要脸】
系统冷冷吐槽。
xuelinchuanguozhanglang，laidaolezijixiuxidejushi，yidaoqingyiqianyingkuankuanzoulai。
“wangye，ninzenmeyouhezheimeduo？”
nvzishouzhongduanzheyipenqingshui，zoushangqianlaiqingroudiweixuelincazhelian，dongzuojianwenroujile，jiuhaoxiangshizaicashishenmezhibaoyiban，shengpabuxiaoxinnongtenglexuelin。
nvzimingweichuyuer，shixuelinzaoxienianzaiyicizhengzhanshidaihuilaideguer。
chuyuerdefumudousizailezhanzhengdetieqixia，ruobushixuelinganghaogandao，kongpatadagailvyehuizangshenyutiedaozhixia。
xuelinchuanyueerlaishijiumeijianguozijidefumu，weiyideqinrenjiuzhiyouzijidezaixiangjiujiu，yinertajiangchuyuerdaihuifuhou，bianyizhishijiangtakanzuoshizijideqinmeimei。
zhibuguochuyuerzheiyatoubuxiguanjieshouzheizhongwuyuanwugudehao，juedezongshiyaozuoxieshiqinglaibaodaxuelin，yushibianfuzeqilexuelinderichangqijushenghuo。
suiranxuelingentaduocishuoguobuyong，danchuyuermeicidoushizuishangdaying，diertianzaoshangjiuhuiyoujixuduanshuilaibangxuelinxilian。
jiuerjiuzhi，xuelinyejiubuzaijianchi，renyouzhechuyuerqule。
“wangyeshiyaochengweidijunlema？”
chuyueryibianqingqingweixuelincazhelian，yibianguzuosuiyidixunwen。
danweiweizhandoudeshengyinhaishibaoluletaneixindebupingjing。
“chuandezheimekuaima？liannizheiyatoudouzhidaole。”
xuelinkuxiaoyisheng，kanlaihuangyuezheinvrentielexinyaojiangzheijianhunshizuoshi，gangcaicaidingxiadehunshi，xianzaikanlaizhenggezhangandagailvdouzhixiaole。
yongbuleduojiu，zhenggedayanyinggaiyehuizhidaozhanshenshuangxuewangyaobeinvdishouruhougongdeshiqing。
suirandaoshihoukendingyouhuiyouyidapishengwangdianruzhang，danweihetajiushiyidiandougaoxingbuqilaini？
“wangyequlehougong，woshibushijiujianbudaowangyele？”
chuyuerlingdongdemeimoudingzhexuelin，xiaoshoujinjinzhuazheshouzhongdemaojin，shengyinlidaizhesisikuqiang。
这是怎么一回事嘛。
zenmezijiawangyezhengzhanhuilaijiubianchengnvdidehuangfule！
zicongfumulishihou，chuyuerzuixihuandeshiqingjiushipeizaixuelinshenbian。
ruobushidanxinjixuelintianmafan，tashenzhidouxianggenzhexuelinyiqiquzhanchang。
tabukewangshenmemingfen，yebusheqiuduzhanwangye，jiujinjinzhiyaodaizaiwangyeshenbianjiuhaole。
danjiuzheiyixiaoxiaodeyuanwang，xianzaiyeyaobeiboduolema……
qiaozheshenbianhuafengdoubianchenglehuisedexiaoshinv，xuelinshenziweiqing，wenroudirouleroutadexiaonaodai，anweidao：
“fangxin，jiusuanchengqinle，woyehuidaizaiwangyefude。”
这是真话。
jiajinvdihuangyuetahainengjieshou，danshiruguoyaorangtayizhidaizaihougongzhong，neitajieshoubule。
tashilaixiangshoushenghuode，bushilaidangyigebeijujinzaihougongzhongdejixiangwude。
zhiyuzheitingqilaisihuyouweichangli，danhuangyuequzijijiubuweichanglilema？
yaoshihuangyuejianchibutuoxie，neitadabulejiudaizhezijidejiaditaolidayanle。
zheixieniantayouyiwuyifazhanderenmaihexueqidezhandounengli，zuodaozheiyidianhaishimeiwentide。
erqiefujinyoudeshiguojiayuanyijienatazheiweiwushuangjunshen。
“真的吗？”
wenyan，chuyueryanshenyiliang，buguohaishixiangdanghuaiyi。
bijingnayouhougongzhirenkeyibuzhuhuanggongzhuwaibiande？
“buranni，nizheiyatounandaohaizhiwangbenwangzhihouzhengtianmenzaihougongzhong，meitianchuleshiqinjiuwusuoshishi？”
“benwangshizheiyangderenma？”
雪临无语道。
erqiebiqichuantongyiyishangdeneixiehougongfeizi，neizheigehougong“huanghou”，liangongdouzheigedafashijianhuodongdoumeiyou。
huangyueneinvrenyagenjiumeiyouguangnafeizidexiangfa。
“e^，heihei，yeshie……”
yixiangdaozijiawangyeguozhetazaixiaohuabenlikandaodehougongfeizishenghuodehuamian，chuyuerjiujuedehaoyouxigan。
zheiyatou，youzainaobuxieshenme？
kanzhechuyueryilianshaxiaodemoyang，xuelinmeitouweizhou，suiranbuzhidaotajutizaixiangshenme，danshizhijuegaosuxuelin，jueduibushishenmehaoshi。
“xingle，bushuozheixiele，woyoudianlei，xiangshuile。”
“xiaoyueryehuifangshuijueba，aoyebuhao。”
xuelinbailebaishoudao，meiyoujiujiechuyuernaobudeshiqing。
benjiushizhengzhanguilai，youhelezheimeduojiu，taxianzaishentipibeidebuxing。
“嗯。”
chuyuerguaiguaidiantou，yezhidaozijiawangyexianzaishentipibei，yebuzuobudongshidejiuchan。
taa，zuohaowangyedexiaoshinvjiuhaole。