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wanghuameixiangdaowoanlejiankong，lianseyibianganmangfouren：“woneishikannishixinlaide，gennikaidewanxiao，nizenmeshenmedoudangzhenni？”
我当然不买她的账。
“worenshinimenma？jiulaiwojiakaiwanxiao，mendouchuaiaojinqule，hedewoxianzaixintiaodouyibaibale！”
zhangqiangwenyanpokoudama：“nifangpi！nalilaidejiantizi，zhuangbingzhuangdaolaozimianqianlaile，laozidedeaizhengdoumeinizheimecuiruo！”
wotaitoumiaoletayiyan，zhongqishizu，houneimedashenglianbuhongqibuchuan，queshibuxianggedefeiaide。
yushituokouerchu：“nibuhuishizhuangbingba？”
“**！nishibushihuodebunaifanle，ganwumiewo？”
woyangzhuanghaipa，zhandouzhewuzhexiongkoudachuanqi：“jing，jingchashushu，ta，tahaiweixiewo！”
jingchaxinlimingjingside，yemeichaichuanwo。
dashenghechiletamen，zuihouyouyuwanghuasichuangminzhaizhengjuquezao，dankaolvdaoqingjiejiaoqing，jileyuyanjinggaobingfakuanwubaidechufa。
erwoyebuxiangzhetengquyiyuan，jiumeizaizhuijiutamenqiwoxinzangbingfazuodezeren。
errenxinbuganqingbuyuandijiwodaoleqian。
yaoqianbuchenghaidaopeiwubai，zoudeshihouliandoushilvde，pinpinhuitouduiwonumuershi。
jianwoyouyaowuxiongkou，zheicaiqihuhudizoule。
dangwanwojiuchumenqingpengyoucuoleyidunhuoguo，haifaleyitiaojinwanghuakejiandepengyouquan：“wubaikuaidehuoguo，ganxielinjuyouqingzanzhu！”
qidewanghuazaiwopengyouquandixiapinglun：xiao**，nijiwodengzhe！zaowanyouyitianworangnizenmechidejiuzenmejiwotuchulai！
zheitianwanfanhouxialouliuwan，xiaoquliheidengxiahuo，shigeludenggadiaobage，shengxialianggehaifengkuangzhayan。
gangliulewufenzhongjiugenneiyaoqianfuqiliangzoulegelianduilian。
lideyuanshikanbuqingchu，haiyiweinajiajinhundedayedamazaixianghuchanfusanbu。
daogenqiancaifaxianshiwanghuafuzhezhangqiang，yibuyibunuozhexiangqiantuijin，pangbianhaigenleyitiaosahuandehabagou。
wanghuakanjianwohendeyaoyaqiechi：“zhenshiyuanjialuzhai，xiaotizibawodeqianhaihuilai！”
shuozhetajiushiyixiaogoushangqian，chongwowangwangwangdijiaoqilai。
wodianledianshoushangdegunzi，tixingtamen：“liugoubushuansheng，tazhenyaoshiganpuguolai，wodasitadoubufanfa。”
dekuiwoxiaoshihouwuxiapiankanduole，gangcaiyujianyigenzhiliudecushuzhi，yishikongzhibuzhuwozaileshouli。
buranhaizhenbuhaoweixietamen。
“nijiazheigegoujiezhongkuangquanbingyimiaoleba？youmeiyougouzheng？yaoshimeiyounimenkejiucanlou，wozheiyigedianhuachuqu，jingchashushuyoudegennimenyaofakuanle。”
zhangqiangnubukee：“nixiashuobadaoshenme？wojiagouyoumeiyoubing，nishaojiwozaizheixinkoucihuang！”
wanghuabuxinxie，haiyaoranggouwangqianshang。
woyishounagunzifangbei，yishouwushangxiongkou。
“aiyawanle。beigouhedexinzangbingyouyaofanle，kanlaiyoudebaojing。”
kanjianwoyouyaogujizhongshi，tamenduishiyiyanbatuijiuwanghuizou。
feiaidezhangqianggangcaihaishizouleqianyibumeilexiayibudeyangzi，zheihuijiaodishengfeng，ganshangcailefenghuolun。
zoushihaibuwanghuitoujinggaowo。
“zaowanyouyitianwoyaorangnizaiwoshouli！”
woganjintaochushouji，qiechuyepaimoshi，luxialetamenhuangzhangdebeiyingyijiweixiewodezhengju。
youyubeiwanghuatamennaodeduoshaoyouxiefanmen，zhoumowogenpengyouqugebishilvyousanxin，huilaideshihouyijingshiwanshangshierdianle。
wandeshihouhai，huidaojialeideyidongbuxiangdong。
congcongxishuhouwojiudaozailechuangshangzhunbeibumian。
sheichengxiangtangxiahaimeiwufenzhong，loushangjiuchuanlailedongdongdongpaiqiudeshengyin。
yixiajiezheyixia，genzhangzhenjiangdeguigushiside。
paileshiduofenzhongdoumeiting。
woqidebanmizheyanjingmochushouji，dakaileyezhuqun。
“12haolousheijiadabanyepaiqiua，nengbunengxuexiyixiazhengchangrendezuoxi，nibushuijuebierenhaiyaoshuini！”
woshuodehenweiwan，meiyouzhichudanyuanlouceng。
dengleshifenzhong，qunlimeirenhuihua。
loushangyebuzhidaoshimeikandaowofadexinxihaishiyagenbuxiangli，paiqiushengmeiyouyidianyaotingdeyisi。
zheiqunlirendabufenmeiyougaibeizhu，congtoufandaodiyebuzhidaosheishiwoloushangdeyezhu。
zhenbuzhidaozheigoupiqunjianqilaiganma，nandaojiuweilefangbianjiwanghuajuankuan？
worenwukeren，dengshangtuoxiejiushangloule。
wopayuanwanglerenjia，xiaoxinyiyididuodao401demenkou，erduotiezhefangmentingleyihuier。
paiqiushengqingxiditouguofangmenchuanguolai，haijiazazheyigenvrendezhoumasheng。
“xiaoyatoupianzi，laonianghaizhibulenile，kansheiaodeguoshei！”
“xiangcongwoshouxiataobianyi，worangnilianmengdouzuobucheng！”
zheishengyinjiqiershu，tebiexiangwanghua。
wobumianyouxiechayi，tajiabushizhusanhaolouma，zenmehuipaowoloushanglai？
难道我听错了？
zheishiyouyigeshengyinchuangruwodeerduo。
“laopo，huanwopaihuier，nizuoxiahekoushuixiexie。”
是张强！
zheixiacuobulele，jiushineiquedeliangkouzi。
wopapapasimingpaiqilefangmen，ranhoujiutingjianwanghuadezhoumashengyuelaiyuejin。
“sheia？dabanyeqiaomen，ganzhetoutaiqua！”
fangmenbeilakai，tadagaixiangdaoleshiwo，mianshangyifulerandeshense。
“you！zheibushineigexinzangbingma！paowojialaiganshenme，xiangpengcia？zuomengba！”
wobashoujilidaotayanqian，jindechadianchuoshangtadeyan。
“dajie，kanqingchule，lingchenle，nizheishuyuraomin，ruoshilvjiaobugai，wokeyaobaojingle！”
tamengdidaotuiliangbu，yuanliwodeshouji。
把腰一叉。
“wozaizijijiaduanlianshentiguannishenmeshia？xianchaoa？xianchaozhubieshuqubei！qionggui！”