【叮！】
tingdaonaohaizhongchuanlaixitongtishi，linxiaoshunjianjingshenzhenfen。
这就成了？
【xitongrenwuwancheng，xitongjianglikaishifafang】
【ding：gongxisuzhuhuodeteshutizhi：hundundaoti】
【ding：gongxisuzhushouyuan+1nian】
suizhexitongtishishengyinluoxia，linxiaotineishunjianyongruyidaowenrundeshengmingzhili。
tadeshentizheiyikejiuxiangshihuangmo，suoyouxibaodouzaidakoudakoudexishizheilaizhibuyideganlu，hunshendexueroudouzairudong。
“额？”
turuqilaidebianhua，ranglinxiaomengdizuoqilai。
zhengzaidishangzhengchaolinxiaofangcaizhisupeishengshishenmeyisidesuoyouhuangziheqitaren，kandaolinxiaoturanzhitingtingdezuoqilaideneiyikedoumengbile。
mengbiguohou，suoyourenlianmangguizaidishang，jiweihuangzizhengxiankonghoudelaidaochuangbian。
“fuhuang？nin……ninzenmele？”
“fuhuanga，ninbiehewomena。”
“yuyi，yuyi，kuai，wofuhuangzheishizenmele？”
dishangdeyuyijinghuangshicuodeshangqian，baguomaibozhihou，dunshiluchujingezhise。
“陛下没事了！！”
“没事了？”
jiuweihuangzitingdaozheihuadougengjiamengbile，shayisi？
到底是“逝”了？
还是“没逝”啊？
yuyipufuzaidishang，lianmangshuodao。
“bixiamaixiangpingwen，longtiankang，meishile……”
zheihuijiweihuangzisuanshicheditingmingbaile，hezhelinxiaojintianbuhuisile。
jigehuangziyandishanguoyisishiluo，jinwanshibaizhetengge。
jiuzaizhenggedadianxianruyipianjijingzhishi，linxiaocishiyezhongyujiangtineineigushengmingzhiliwanquanlianhua。
huxibiandeshunchang，danaoyeqingxingqilai，suiranshentihaishijiwuli，danshixiangbiyuzhiqiantagengjingshenle，jibenshanggaobielemashangyanqidefengxian。
“zheixiazongkeyifangxinle……”
ranerjiuzailinxiaoganggangjiangxuanzhedexinfangxialai，yiweizijibuguanzenmeyangdounenghuoyinianshijian。
ranerxitongquezaizheishixiangqilai！
【叮！】
【jiancedaosuzhuroushenshengjikuisunyanzhong，hundundaotiwufajihuo，qingsuzhujinkuaijiangshouyuantishengzhibainian】
【叮！】
【suzhuroushenshengjikuisunyanzhong，yinianshouyuanyijingquanbutianbushengjikuikong，shouyuanshengyu：qitian】
【叮！】
【xitonggaonengtishi：suzhushouyuanjiangjin，qingjinkuaitishengxiuwei，zengjiashouyuan】
“啊？”
“laozizhishengxiaqitian？”
ganggangfangxiadexinyixiaziyoutiqilai，linxiaoxinliduiyuanzhupokoudama。
“niteme……nizheizhizhongniua。”
“nianjiqingqingcailiushiqisui，zenmebashentigaokuachengzheiyang？”
“kankanchaoyanggongyuanneixiehenitongsuidexiaohuozi，neigebushichaoqipengbodanshouladangangni。”
“你特么……”
linxiaoxinliganggangmalejiju，yiguwuliganzaicixishangxintou，danaoyeyouxieyunyunde。
“aiyouwei……buxingle，mazheijijuyijingshiwodejixianle。”
linxiaolianmangtangxia，dakouchuanzhecuqi，jiujidongleyixiachadianyoujitasongzou。
zheishentizhenshiyidianyoushuidoumeilea……
kejiushilinxiaozheijudong，rangyuanbenshiwangdejigehuangzishunjiandaqijingshen。
“父皇你怎么了？”
“ninbiehewomena！zheiyijingyizha，erchenshoubulela。”
“fuhuang，yaoshinengshuohua，yaobuxianjiaodaiyixiahoushi？”
“shiafuhuang，guobukeyiriwujuna，bunengrangzuzongdejiangshanshejijiuzheimediuxiaa。”
linxiaopieleyiyanzheijigeerzi，yaobushixianzaizijizheijushentikuisunyanzhong，darenzheshou。
tazhenxiangtaishouyirenshantamenyigeerguang！
“……zheijushentibenyuankuisunshizaishitaiyanzhongle，suanle，zheibangniziyihoumanmanzaishoushi。”
“dangwuzhijishihuifuzheijushentideyuanqi，jihuohundundaoti。”
hundundaotixuyaoqiangshengdeshengminglicainengjihuo，kexianzaizijizheijushentiyijingyoujindengku。
neiyinianshouyuanzhurujinqu，jiugenshichendahaiyiyang，zuiduorangtadiaoqitianshijian。
erxiangyaojihuohundundaotixuyaoyibainianshouyuan，linxiaomiqiyanjing。
“taxuyaoduowanchengjigerenwucaixing。”
jiuzailinxiaozhengsikaodeshihou，naohaizhongjiuchuankailexitongtishi。
【叮！】
【renwu：minglinghuanghoudugushiweininzuoyijianshi】
【huanghoudugujiugechushendazhouhuangchaojiangxingmingmen，suyoujingchengdiyicainvzhicheng，xinbitiangao，quebeixiandicihunyunin，beiporugong，duinincongxinlikanbuqi，**lingtaweininzuoyijianshi，yizhenfugang】
“独孤九歌……”
林萧一愣。
naohaizhongbuyouzizhudefuxianlehuanghoudugujiugedexinxi，kanwanzhihoulinxiaodaxinliduilaohuangdichanshenglebishizhiqing。
这是个狗啊！
laohuangdizheiyibeizizhiduiliangjianshiyouxingqu，quanli，haishiquanli。
duiyuquanlideyuwang，laohuangdijihudaolechimidedibu。
yuanzhushibasuishibeiliweitaizi，danlaohuangdibujitarenhequanli，jiurangtayigejingdedushu，fangzaishenbianwanquanjiushiyigejixiangwu。
erqielaohuangdihaiyangezhangkongtaizideyishizhuxing，tangtangtaizi，shibasuiruzhudonggong，shenbianquanshitaijian，sishibasuideshihoucaiyingqudiyifangcefei。
zaizheizhiqian，yuanzhutangtangtaiziliannvrendeshoudoumeipengguo。
zhiyuzheiweitaizifei，dugujiugeneijiugenglipule。
dugujiugeshiqisuirugong，jinniancaiershisisui。
shilaohuangdijiabengqianyigeyue，yuanzhuliushisuidashoudeshihou，jitaanpaidetaizifei。
“……tamade，zheilaohuangdishishenjingbingba！！”
“nierziwushiduosuideshihouneiwanyijiufeile，niliushisuijitaquyigeruhuasiyudemeijiaoniang，tajinizenmeshengtaizia？”
linxiaolvqingchuyuanzhudeshengpingzhihou，zhongyumingbaileyuanzhuweishazheimeduoernv，quemeiyoulitaizile。
还是老皇帝的锅啊！
laohuangdilinsizhiqian，mingzhitianxia，jiangdugujiugehaiweichushengdehaiziliweihuangtaisun。
zhijiecongfalishangduanjueleyuanzhulinglihuanghouhetaizidekenengxing。
yuanzhudengjizhihou，huanghouzhinengshidugujiuge，taiziyezhinengshitamenzhijiandehaizi，keshi……
neigeshihouyuanzhuyijingliushisuile，yinweichangniandanjingshoupa，youjiashangyiduanshijiandefangzong，tahetaijianmequbieshiwanbizhishen。
生孩子？
linxiaoxinlikuxiao，congdugujiugerugongzhihou，bieshuopengyixia，yuanzhulianjiandoumeijianguorenjia。
“caoa，turanjuede……huangditingkelian。”
zailaodieshouxiadanzhanxinjingjishinian，haoburongyiaodaotou，shentiquekuale。
caidangleqinianhuangdijiusashourenhuanle……
“呵呵……”
linxiaokuxiaoyisheng，xianzaiyuanzhuchenguichentuguitu，yihouderizihaiyaozijiguoa。
“buguanle，zheixieshisudeshiqingxianfangyibian，dangwuzhijixianbazijideshouyuantishangqu，kaiqihundundaotizaishuo。”
linxiaoyaoyaotou，huanhuanzuoqilai，dadianlimiansuoyourenshunjiananjing。
“苏培盛。”
“奴才在。”
supeishenglianmangpashangqian，linxiaoxuruodeshuodao：“qu，ranghuanghoujinlai。”
“是。”
supeishenglianmanglikai，zhonghuangzizeyilianmengbi。
linxiaozheigeshihouzhaohuanghougansha？