第5章 老天开眼!

xianzaizheiqingkuang,yeshuobuzhundaodisheilvleshei。

xinghaohunpeizhengcelainiankaichunjiuhuiquxiao,suanxialaihaiyoubanniandeshijian。

yebusuantaijiu,nanrenxianzailuonanzaici,yishibanhuierzoubule,zhihouzaizuozuoxinligongzuo,dengdaolainiankaichunzhengcejieshu,yifenghelishuchengquanshuangfang,liangquanqimei,jiedahuanxi。

zhiyunanrenmengyisuohuandehaizi,bachengxiongduojishao。

erqiezhitingshuowangliehujianlegenanren,haijianlegehaizidea。

wangliehujianhuiqunanrendangtian,bushaorendoujianzhele,yinggaibuhuiyoujia。

weici,shishengzhinengbiaoshitongqing。

wufanjiushimogudunturou,neixiangweiergoudeshishengzhiliukoushui。

tianzhidaotaduojiumeichidaoroule。

jiusuanshijidineihuifulejibenwenming,danwuzijinque,liedaomeibeiganrandeyewei,yeyaojinzhelaoruobingcanxianchi。

zheiyangdezuofayouliyoubi,weihuleminzhu,queyinlailemouxiechongshangweiwozhuyiderendebuman。

yeyinciweitazhaolaileshashenzhihuo。

ai,wangshibukezhui,doushicantongdejiyi。

weizheguoluchileyidunxiangpenpenderoutang,shishengrouzhediezhehaojiquandefeirou,gantandao:chiwanzheiyidun,jiujianfei。

chiguolefan,shishengzhudongqujishishusongfan。

cunlijiuyigesishu,luhenhaozhao。

sishuzhengzaishangke,shishengbuhaodarao,jiubashengzhefandeguanzifangdaoleshishuzhusudexiaowu。

xiaowushifenjianlou,yinweimeiyoushujia,shujihubaimanlezhenggedimian。

weiyidexiaozhuoshanghaiyouxieyudi,zhuoshangfangzheyiwanshuihelianggeyecaiwotou。

zheiyangdehuanjing,keyishuoshihenjiankule。

meiyoudaraoshishushangke,shishengjiuqiaoqiaotuilechuqu。

彼时。

shixuecaiqishixiongxiongdedaizherenquzhaoshishengsuanzhang。

shangwuzaishishengdelouzilibeisheyaoleyikou,taliangundaipadexialeshan。

jieguodafugaozhizhishicaoshedeshihou,tadelianchediheichengleguodi!

tabuguangbeiyaolekou,xiashanshilushangbushaorenkanjianletalangbeideyangzi,doutoutouxiaohuata!

都怪那个肥婆!

害他丢了人!

tayaobuzhaohuimianhaihunbuhunle!

shixuecaidaizheyibangxiaodijiuchuangjinshishengjiali,hehuailezhaolihua。

“laotaipo!jiaoshishengchulai!”shixuecaiyishengkuangfei。

shishengjianleshixuecaidouduozhe,zenmezhaorelezheigeeba。

zhaolihuakanzhetamenyiqunxinjingdanzhandeshuo:“xuecaia,zheishichuleshashi,shishishengchuanghuolema?”

shixuecainudao:“taqianglelaozidedongxi!haihailaozibeisheyaoleyikou!laozijintianraobuleta!”

tadailaidejigexiaodiyaotouhuangnaodeyuanzilixiaguang,jialidedongxisuibianreng,suibianna。

zhaolihuahainengbuzhidaoshixuecaishadexing,kuangqietadoutingwangliuzhishuole,shixuecaiyagenjiumeishangshan,jiusuanshishengqiang,neiyebuganqiangshixuecaide。

zhaolihualandoulanbuzhu,jidenaomenmaohan:“xuecai,shibushiyoushenmewuhuia,ashengbuhuineimezuode……”

ergoucongchufangxingchongchongdepaochulai:“laoda,neigefeizhubuzaijia!chufangdunzheyiguorou!kexiangle!”

tingdaoyourou,jigeebadeyanjingdouliangle,guaibudenawenzhezheimexiangni!

时学才也馋啊!

roua,neikeshihaodongxi!

dangxiajiugaibianzhuyi,duizhaolihuahoudao:“nishaogenwofeihua!rangkai!”

shixuecaiyibatuikaizhaolihua,“gejige!zhijiebaguoduanzou!rangtayadeqiangzanmendongxi!”

jigeebayiwofengdechongjinchufang,shixuecaijiexiayaoshangdemadairengdaodishang,qingkejianconglimianpaochujitiaohuahualvlvdeshe。

zhaolihuahedelianlianhoutui,suishouzhualeyigenchaihuogunquganluanpadezhangchong,“xuecai,nibunengzheiyang,wohaodaiyeshinishenera!”

“xiangchirounimenchijiushile,biebaguonazoua……”

“yikouguozenmele!douyouqianmainanxifu!jiumeiqianmaikouguo?!”shixuecaidingzheguoliderou,koushuidouyaoliuchulaile,yemeishijiangenzhaolihuafeihua,“bierangwozaikanjianneifeizhu!buranworaobuleta!gejigezou!”

shishengjiguomenwaikanrenaoderexinguanzhong,wangmenkouyizhan,chouzhenajigeeba:“nalewojiadedongxi,qunaa?”

shixuecaibenxiangzhefangyiwoshe,qiangyiguoroujidunjiaoxunjiubujijiaole,sheizhizheigefeizhujingranhaiganlanzaimenkou!

shixuecaishuodegenzhendeside,shengyinlaoda:“zheishilaozidedongxi!niqianglaozideroubushuo,haifangsheyaowoshibushinigande!”

“wozenmebuzhidaosheyaoleniyikou?nani?sheikanjianlema?”shishengmanlianwugudehuitouwenrexinguanzhong,shualaisheibuhui。

shixuecaiyeleyixia,zheisiyatouyiqianjianletajiupao,jinerzenmeganzheimegentashuohua!

tabakaishoushangbeibazhadedifang,cukuangdelianshangbiaoqingzhengning:“laozishuoshinigandejiushinigande!buranwozheishangkounalaide!”

shishengxiangbaogeshoubei,danfaxiantixingbutaiyunxu,jiuhuangezishiyizaimenbian,hengdao:“wozenmezhidao?”

shixuecai:“……**nibuzhidao,wogejigezhidao!nimenshuoshibushi!”

tadexiaodilianmangdiantouyinghe:“dui!jiushinigande!”

“yaobushinilouzilifangleshenengyaozhewomenlaodama?!”

shixuecaihuitouyibazhangpaizaishuohuadeneixiaodinaodaishang,xiashuoshenmedashihua!

ergouwuzhetouweiqu,zenmelema。

shishengtuozhezhangyineleyisheng,“shezaiwolouli,zenmejiuhaohaodeyaoleni?”

“niqiangdedongxijiuchenglenide,neiwoqianghuilaineishibushijiushiwodele?”

shixuecaikanlekanxiaodishoushangdeyiguorou,yanpiziyitiao:“nixiangzenmezhe,xiangaizoushibushi!laozibudanvren,danniyaoshizaiburangkai,jiubieguaiwobukeqile!”

shishengtiaotiaomeijian,jiudengtazheijuhuani。

“nibudanvren,kewodananrena。”shishengpaipaishou,zhuanzhuanwanzi,qingxiaodao:“zanmenliangdayijia,woyingle,dongxifangxia,woyaoshishule,woguixiajiniketou。”

weiguanqunzhongfenfendaochouyikoulengqi,shengyatouzheishibuyaomingle?

zheishixuecaiyiqianxueguojizhaogongfu,zaicunlidajiazhijinmeiyoubaiji,sheijiandaobuduozhezou。

zhaolihuazuishidanxinbuguole,couguolailazheshishengdeshouhongzheyanquandao:“ashenga,bunaole,rangtamenganjinzouba,niyaoshichugeshenmeshierwokezenmehuoa。”

shishengjianbudezhaolihuaweiquqiuquandeyangzi,xinlitingnanguode。

“niang,tadabuguowo。”shishengqiao**dezaizhaolihuaerbiananweidao:“woyoubanfa,daihuierninkanzhejidejiwojiayou!”

zhaolihualeiyanmenglong,jia……jiayou?

shixuecaiganjuezijishoudaolejidadewuru,tanengdabuguoyigenvren?!

buguojiuzhangdepangyidian,hainengdabuguo?

fanzhengshitazijiyaoqiude,chuanchuquyebudiurenjiushi。

“zhaodashiba!zanmenxinzhangjiuzhangyikuaiersuan!”shixuecairangzijidexiaodirangkai,baichudajiadezishinuhedao:“nigexiaoniangmenjiudengzhejiwoketouba!”(8)