第六章 我看你是活腻了

“yuanyuan,nishuodelishushushibushijiushijintiandanideneigeren?”guchenyanghaizaishengqi,gumingchenqueshiyixiazijiuzhuazhulemeimeihuazhongdezhongdian。

yuanyuantidao“lishushu”shibiaoqingjingkong,bidingshijingchangbeikongheaidacaihuixiayishidizuochutiaojianfanshe。

“yuanyuanmeitaodaoqian…haibuxiaoxinnongzangleyigeayideyifu……lishushuhenshengqi,suoyi,suoyicaidayuanyuan。”

guoran,zaitidaolishushuhouyuanyuanlianshangdexiaorongxiaoshile,xiaoshoubuzijuedizuanjinlebeijiao,dianlediantou,youxiehaipadikaikoudao。

zai“xiaoheiwu”lishenghuoaidashichangshi,youshihoutamenmeizuocuoshiyeyaoaida,zheixiequandoukanshushuayimendexinqing,gengbietizijijintianfanleneimedayigecuo!

meiyouxiangzhiqianfancuodexiaohuajiejieneiyangbeihuohuodasiyijingsuanhenxingyunle。

“zheibushinidecuo!zheigelishushushihuairen,shirenfanzi!jiushitabanicongwomenshenbianguaizoude!”guchenyangyaoyadao。

dangshiyaobushijizhebameimeisongquyiyuan,tadingranyaojiangzheige“lishushu”jidacanfeile,zuihaodaduanshoujiaorengdaojieshang,bizhetabuchibuheqitaoshangsantiansanye!

“yuanyuanbuyongpa,yihoubuhuiyourenzaishanghainile,nixianzaigangzuowanshoushukendinghenleile,bishangyanjinghaohaoshuiyijue,shenmedoubiexiang。”

gumingchenmeiyoujixuzaiti“lishushu”,ershishenshourouleroumeimeidenaodai,hongzhetafangsongxialai。

yuanyuandeqingkuangbizijixiangxiangzhongdehaiyaoyanzhongxuduo,bujinbeinvedai,haibeirenfanzijixinaole。

kanlaiyihouzijideduohuadianshijianquyindaota,jitazugoudezizunxinheanquangan,caibuhuixiangxianzaizheiyang,yiyoushijiuxiankuijiubingziwojiantao。

“嗯!~”

gumingchendeshengyinbusuanwenrouquerangrenhenanxin,yuanyuanyuanbenhaichenjinzaiguowangdekongjuzhong,wenyanyixiazijiubeilalechulai。

ganjuedaotoudingdewendu,yuanyuanzhudongzaitashouxinlicengleceng,erhoudianlediantou,tinghuadibishangleyanjing。

“真乖。”

gumingchenganshouzhezhangxinmaorongrongdechugan,zuijiaozhibuzhuweiweishangyang,naixindizuozaichuangbianpeimeimeishuijue,dengtingdaojunyundehuxishengquedingtashuishuhoucaizhanqishen,yeleyebeijiaozhuanshenzouchulebingfang。

zheiyicengdebingfangshizhuanmenweigujiashezhide,zhengyicenglouchuleyuanyuanwaimeiyouqitabingren。

weilebaohuyuanyuandeanwei,bingfangwaimiandezoulangzhengzhengqiqidizhanzheliangpaibaobiao,weishoudeshigenzhegumingchenlaiyiyuandeguanjialiubo。

“liubo,xingyunlianxishanglemeiyou?”gumingchenzoudaobingfangmenkou,shenshoujiangmenyanshang,wangqianjibuduizheguanjiawendao。

“dashaoye,ershaoyeyijinglianxishangle,shifenzhongqiantagangpaiwanxixiagong,xianzaizhengzaicongyingshichengganlaiyiyuandelushang。”liubojiangumingchenchulai,likezhuanguoshen,gongjingdihuidadao。

“neichabuduohaiyaobangexiaoshi,woxianzaiyoushichuquyitang,dengxingyunlailenijiusongchenyanghuiqu。”gumingchenwenyandiantoudao。

“dagewobuyaohuiqu!woyaoheergeyiqizaiyiyuanpeiyuanyuan!”gumingchendehuacaishuowan,coudaomenbiantoutingdeguchenyangjiurenbuzhucongbingfanglitiaolechulai。

“guchenyang,nibenlaijiushitaokechulaide,xiawuwomeisongnixuexiaoyijingjizulenimianzi!”gumingchenjianzhuanglengxialiandao。

“keshiyuanyuanhaoburongyicaizhaohuilai,tameichuyuanwonayouxinsishangxue!”guchenyangwenyanpielepiezui,weiqudishangqianlazhulegumingchendeshoubeiyaohuang,“haodage,nijiujiwoqingliangtianjiaba?wozaiyiyuanzhujitian,dengyuanyuanhaodianlezaihuiqu!”

“niyigegaozhongshengbuhuijiayebuqushangxue,shixiangbayuanyuanhuilaideshiqingnaoderenjinjiezhima?!”gumingchenbuweisuodong,faneryuqigengjiayanlilejifen。

haomenguanxicuozongfuza,gujiadejigepangzhizheixienianbeitamendayaxinyoubugan,delekongjiushangmenxunmafan。

suirantanengkendingbingfanglidehaizijiushiyuanyuan,danmeiyouqinzijiandingbaogaozheiyangshishizaizaidezhengjunadaoshou,zongmianbulepangrendeyixiefengyanfengyu。

gumingchenbuzaiyizheixie,danbamaheyuanyuanbuxing!

bamabenjiuyinweiyuanyuanzoudiudeshishangxinguodushentibuhao,yaoshizaijiandingjieguochulaiqianzaitingyixieluanqibazaodehua,qingxuguoduqifushuobuzhunyouyaobingshangyichang。

yuanyuanjiugengbuyongshuole,taxianzaiduigujiahaimeiyouguishugan,zheishihouyaoshizaibeihuyanluanyuyingxianglexinxu,shuobudingyihoudoubugantaiqitoulaizuoren!

suoyiguchenyangbixuhuijia,diertiananbujiubandiqushangxue,zheiyangbamahezhouweiderencaibuhuiqiyi,fengpinglangjingdiduguozheiduanrizi。

“neiyaobugenijiwoqingbantianjiaba,jiubantian!bierenwenjiushuowoshengbingle!”guchenyangziranyemingbaizheiqizhongdedaoli,kedaodishebudemeimei,bianyingzhetoupiqiudao。

“nixianzaizaibuzhuajinshijianpeiyuanyuan,dengniergelaijiumeijihuile。”gumingchenyijiubuweisuodong,ditoukanleyanbiao,maibuwangdiantifangxiangzouqu。

guchenyangkanzhezijidagewuqingliqudebeiying,zhengzhangliandoukualexialai,buganzailangfeishijian,mamalieliezhuanshenhuilebingfangliqu。

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“dashaoye,womenzheishiyaoqunali?”

yiyuanmenkou,gumingchendaizhelianggebaobiaoqinzikaicheshanglu。

jianzijiashaoyechenzhelianzailushangkuangbiao,liangrenyouyulebanshang,haishimeirenzhu,youxiedanyoudikaikouwendao。

“quzhiqianneigexiangzi,yuanyuanyijingzuowanleshoushu,woyeshishihouquheneirenfanzihuiyihuile。”gumingchenlengxiaozhehuidadao。

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“fangkaiwo!kuaibawofangle!”

“wojinggaonimen,wobeihoukeshiyourende!nimenjigexiaozaiziyaozhensongwoqujingju,dengwochulaiyidingyaonimenhaokan!”

zaigumingchenkaicheganwangxiangzideshihou,xiangzibianshangdeyichufeiqikufangli,lidafuzhengbeimengzheyanjing,wuhuadabangdirengzaidishang。

tashenshangdoushishang,danrengfeilizhengzha,yibianzhengzhahaiyibiandahandajiao。

“bizuibani!yebukankannixianzaidechujing,haiyoudanzifanguolaiweixiewomen?!”

“jiushi!yanggedemeimeiyegandong,wokannishihuonile!”

“songniqujingjuhaisuanhaode,yaoshigudageyaobaniliuxialai,nijiubiexiangzhengzheyanchuqule!”

“……”

fuzelinshikanguanlidafudelijunfeisanrenyebushichisude,jiantazuilimamalieliemeigexiaoting,bianlunliushangqianmeirendoujitalailejijiao。