chuliandeshengyinbuxiao，erdajiazuderenshizuihuilianxiangde。
yanzhuziyizhuan，likeyourenjiangchucitijiayishiliandaoleyiqi：“wojidedangchuneirenshuohua，lingxipeishitashifuliujitadeyiwu。jinwandeyichangyeshiconglingyunyuankaishide。”
“zezeze，zhiqianbushihaojiejie，haomeimei，haozhinverme？zheijiuqineihongle？”shoudongxidekongdang，chuciyebuwangmanglitouxianchilegua，dianpingliangsheng。
“haoshuang！”ruguobushilizhishangcun，chucidouxiangxianshengaozhitamenzhenxiangle。
buguofanpaisiyuhuaduodezhenlitahaishidongde，suoyitabingweitingxiashouzhongdedongzuo，ng，zheifangliangshangxiangqiandeshihongbaoshiba！
抠下来，抠下来！
“dididi，dididi……”jiuzaichucixunbaoxundaozhengkaixindezhiji，shedingnaolingtixingtajuliliufangshengzhizhishengyigeshichenle。
huangdidesiku、dahuangzi、erhuangzidekufanghaidengzhetaqubanni！
kewei，shijianjinrenwuzhong，chiguasuixiang。jinyingengmei，kexi，kexile！
xinlizhitankexi，pinghengchedesuduquebeitakaidaolejixian。huanggongshoumendeshiwei，zhijueyidaoxiefengguaguo，chuciyijingjinlehuanggong。
“xinger，shengchenghuanggongquanxitu。mubiao，huangdisiku。”
huanggongbukuishihuangdijuzhudedifang，shouweibushiyibandeyanmi。jibianyinquleshenxing，chucihaojicichadianerbaolu，haozaixingerjili，kankanduoguo。
haoburongyimojinhuangdisiku，yishengliaoliangdeshengyinbianxiangcheyunxiao，“lairenna，youzei！zhuazeia！”
shashijian，sikuneiwaidenghuotongming。huweiduifanyinghenkuai！
楚辞的动作更快！
zhenzhumanao，shou！feicuiyushi，shou！shuijingshanhu，shou！meijiujianiang，shou！lingluochouduan，shou！gongpinzaqi，shou！guwenzihua，shou！yinpiao、jinpiao，shou！jinyingengshiyingtonghuo，shoushoushou，tongtongshoujinkongjian！
laiyitanghuanggongburongyi，zenmeyedelaogegoubener。zhayanjiandegongfu，ruodadekufangbianshouleganganjingjing。
huguanshicalecayanjing，zaicaca，zaikan。baokuhaishikongkongruye，zhenggerendouruanle。suijijianjiaodao：“kuai，kuaiqubinggaohuangshang。”
shengyinzeinanting，yebuzhidaohuangdi、houfeiyitiantianzenmerenzhude。
chucidaleyigeduosuo，yebuzaiduozuotingliu，anzhaotiqianguihuadeluxianchetui。yushijijingdehuanggongfangruoyidiliangshuidijinleyouguo，zhale。
“buhao，guifeiniangniangdeqingongbeirentoule。”
“wanle，wanle，taihouniangniangdekufangbeirenbankongle。”
“kuai，kuaiqushangbao，yushanfangdedongxiquanbujianle！”
huangdikanzheyitiaotiaobaoguolaidexiaoxi，qingjinzhitiaochadianersharen。shenmezeirenzheimenengnai，duanduanshijianbankonglebangehuanggong。
erzuikuihuoshouchuci，xizizidenachuyushanfangdehehuasuchishangle。budebushuo，yushanfangchupinbishujingpin，weidaojianzhijuele。
狗皇帝是会享受的。
jiushibuzhibeizijisouguazheiyizao，hainengbunengweichizheiyangdeshuizhun。chucibianchibianpao，luozaihuanggongzhongrenyanli，bianshiyigehehuasuzaiqianmianfei，tamendehunerzaihoumianzhui，laocijile。
“a，a，a，youguizaichihehuasua！”
yahuan、taijiandanxiao，jinjunshiweiquecaidaoyourenzaigaogui，xiangbumeixiang，sousousou，bianchaozhehehuasudefangxiangxingshequ。
“woduo，wozaiduo！zhiyaowodesuduzugoukuai，jianshijiugenbushangwo！”chucishunjianjigepiaoyizouwei，jinjunhuweiquanbushekong。
“hahahaha！”chucijianzhuangyerenbuzhu，kuangxiaochusheng。youhefenglegengduotaijian、yahuan。jiulianyixiedanxiaodehuweidoumomotuihoulejibu。
yushiyichuanshi，shichuanbai。zuihouchuanlaichuanqu，jiuchenglehuangdishide，beiliguidajielehuanggong。
haoshibuchumen，huaishierchuanqianli。tongyang，sheijiazaigonglihaimeiyigebangeyanxianle，yushijitaizibeiqiu，dabanyedehuanggongbeidajieyebeiyizhangzhangyinmidexiaozhitiaochuanbianlejingcheng。
chucizezaizijidebeiwangluxiaobenbenshangdaxiayige√，huangdisikugaoding，xiayizhandahuangzifu。
dahuangzilimianbukuishishuzhongyexinboboyixinyaodengshangdiweidehuangzi，chucijinqu，chadianerbeiyipianciyandejinhuanghuangxialeyan。
juzishijinzidade，bogujiajinzidade。jiuliansizhouqiangbidoushijinzhuan，dongmiandimianyiqiangtonggao，yipaipaidamuxiangzi，dakaiquanbudoushijintiao。
jianzhibihuangdihaifuyou，zheisibuhuiwadaojinkuangsitunleba！
buxing，zaizhaozhao。chuciliyongxingerdesousuogongneng，yicuncunsaomiao，guoranzaihuayuanjiashanxiamianyouzhaodaoleyigekufang。
limianjinyinyuqi，guwanzhenbaoyingyoujinyou。buguoxianzaiquanbushitachucidele。
yushijipingyanghou、huanggongzhihou，dahuangzifuyeluanleqilai。
dedaoxiaoxideerhuangzi，jiebeixinshunjianlaman。mingshouweijiangkufangcengcengweizhu，zijizeqiaomeishengxidichulefu。gen，haishibugen。yuanshulierhuangzikeshiwanyinmoudexingjialishou，cicixianhaitaizidouyoutachashou。
zuihoujuedinggen，fanzhengerhuangzifudekufangweizhiyijingbiaojile，huihuishoudeshier。
shishizhengming，tagenduile。
erhuangzibukuishiwanyinmoudehaoshou，zuoguaiyouguaizuihoujingranyoucongjiaomenhuidaoleerhuangzifu，ershoumenderenqueyidianerbuqiguai，fanerbangzhejingtihoumianyoumeiweiba，yikanjiushixinfu。zheizhongshiqingjueduimeishaogan。
raner，chucihaishidiguleduifangdewuchi。
sheinengxiangdaoa！erhuangzihuijiangzijidebaobeizangzaidahuangzifudixiamian，guanjianzheililidahuangzideshufangzhiyoujimiyuan。shibushizhiyaotaxiang，jinrudahuangzideshufangyeqingeryiju？
chucizheicishizhenxinpeifule。
zheicaozuozhengousaodea，jibianbeifaxianleyeshidahuangzibeiguo。
nengbeierhuangzirucizhongshidekendingbujiandan，buguanle，buguanle，xianshoujinkongjianzaimanmanchatan。
zhishengershifenzhong，chucijihushifeibendaoleerhuangzidekufang，xiangbihuangdi、dahuangzidetandang，erhuangzidekufangjiguanmibu，ruguomeiyouxinger，chucikongpajiuyaogazheierle。
youchoububaokebushitadefengge，chucizhenzhengzuodaoleliangenmaodoumeijierhuangziliu。
shenzhimaozhebaoludefengxian，daoerhuangzimianqianguanglesanci，zhidaojiangtashenshangjinyinyushi，baguanglecaisuanbaxiu。
滴滴滴滴滴滴……
gaisi，wanerdetaihai，wangjikanshijianle。raoshiruci，likaideshihou，yemeiwangjijierhuangzitiandu，mingguihuahui，shou！zhangtiaoshideng，shou。mingjiachahua，shou。yi，zheigedashuigang，haoxiangshifengshuigang。shou，shou，shou。