第2章
teng，touzhendehaoteng......
nulidixiangyaozhengkaiyan，erbianchuanlaicaozadeshengyin，wengwengdenaodetahenshinanshou。
haoxiangbiyanxiuxi，keerbiandeshengyinqueshizhongbufangguota，shenxizhangjieqingzhan，quemeixiangdaozhengkaiyanqiaojiande，queshibaixinyaneijiaoruowugudelian！
shenxitongkongzhouranyisuo，shentikongzhibuzhudizhandouleyixia。
kanzheyanqianneizhangshuxidemiankong，tayaoyaqiechi，henyizhibuzhudiyongchulai。
白、馨、雅！
jiushizheige**haisileta！
henbudexiangyaochaigurufudedirenjiuzaiyanqian，shenxixiangdoumeixiang，haobuyouyudiyangqishou，chaozheyanqianjiushihenhenyibazhangdishuaiguoqu！
“啪——”
fangjianlihuidangzheqingcuixiangliangdebazhangsheng，yucitongshi，bansuizhebaixinyachitongdehanjiaosheng。
“xinya，nizenmele！”
xiayimiao，fangjianmenbeirencongwaimianmengdituikai，shaowenxuanyilianjiaojidichonglejinlai，shenhouhaigenzhehaojigekangzheshexiangjiqidegongzuorenyuan。
dangtamenkandaobaixinyaneihongzhongbanbiandelianpang，jieshiyileng。
这是怎么回事？
shaowenxuanyibajiangbaixinyalouruhuaizhong，zhuanshen，lenglianhechi，“shenxi，nizijiguominlanlianzibeiyejiusuanle，xinyahaoxinlaianweini，nidouduitazuoleshenme！”
“wenxuan，nibieshuole，shiwobuhao......”
baixinyawuzheliandaozaishaowenxuandehuaibaozhong，mianshangjiaoruoyipian，xindiquehenbudexiangyaosharen！
该死！
shenxizheigenvrenshifenglebucheng，jinggandata！
tabaixinyaconglaijiumeiyoushoudaoguozheiyangdeweiqu！
yanmouyimi，shixianpiedaoshenhouneimeiyoutingzhipaishedeshexiangqicai，baixinyaxindilengxiaozhe。
doubuyongtazijiqinzidongshou，shenxizheigechunnvren，zheixiazhongyuwandanle。
ganzaizhibojiemudejingtouxiadongshou，jianzhijiushizijuefenmu！
tongyishijian，《jiaohuanrensheng》jiemudeguanfangzhibojiannei，yuanbenlingxingdedanmu，yinweizheibuxiaodebaofachongtu，shunjianrenaoqilai。
——【**，neigejiaoshenxidechounvhaoxiangdongshoudaleren？bunengren！】
——【zheizhongsurenzuimeiyisile，suzhidixia，zeze！】
——【aaashenxizheigejiannvren，jingrandongshoudawomenxinyaxiaoxiannv，**ganjinjiwoyuandibaozha！】
shenxibanzuozaichuangshang，naodaihaishiyouxiemengmengde。
zhangxinzhongchuanlaidetengtongganxianmingderangtayouxiebuganxiangxin。
taitoukanzhezhouweidehuanjing，neixieheiququdeshexiangjingtou，yiqiedouxiandeneimeshuxi......
zheibushitaershisuineinian，canjiadeyidangzongyijiemu《jiaohuanrensheng》ma！
keta......bushiyijingsilema？
怎么又......
shenxilengshenbudong，shaowenxuanjiantachichimeiyoukaikou，xinzhongbunai，lengyanlengyuchongzherenhechidao，“shenxi，nihaibuganjindaoqian！”
“道歉？凭什么？”
shenxizhalezhayan，beikaozheqiang，qinglengdesangyintingbuchuyisiwendu，“wohaoduanduandizaifangjianxiuxi，yourenbudazhaohujiuchuangjinlai，chuyuziweifankang，nandaobuyinggaima？”
yinweiguominerdaozhihongzhongkuilandelianjiashangzhaobuchuyisikeyikandedifang，weiduyishuangqingmoulinglilenglie，jingyishirangrenyouxiebuganzhishi。
suoyourendemuguang，xiayishidizhuanxianglelingyiweidangshiren。
baixinyamianseyijiang，biaoqingweiqu，“bushizheiyangde，wodanxinnilianshangguomin，xindihuibuhaoshou，suoyicaixiangjinlaiguanxinniyixia......”
“guanxinwo？yongdezhebashouduizaiwomianqian，sichemiansha！”
shenxilenglengyixiao，yuqimanbujingxinde，“nishibushicongxiaoduodongzhengmeizhihao，zhangdahouhaichachulezhangbeiyuanjiyin，xihuanduizherenshouwuzudao？！”
——【pu——hahahahaha，zheigeyetaidushele，woxihuan。】
——【bieshuo，gangcaibaixinyaneidongzuo，zhenyouneihuamian，hahaha，zhangbeiyuan。】
——【huile，huile，woyihouwufazhishibaixinyaneishuangdazhangshoule。】
danmuyishunjianfengkuangdeshuaqi。
“bushide，wozhendeshilaiguanxinnide！”
baixinyayixiazihuangluanle，haixiangyaojieshishenme，quebeishenxiduilehuiqu：“nizhidaoma，babaaini，dangmianchouniyeshizaiguanxinni。”
“nigangcailianshangyougehaodadechongzi，woyibazhangsongtaguixile，baixiaojierenmeixinshan，buhuihewojijiaozheixieba？”
shenxijiandaobaixinyadechanei，shaletadexindouyou，genghekuangxianzaidushejiju。
——【zhongyudaolesichedeximama？shuoshihua，kanzheizhongzhibojiemu，wodengdejiushizheiyike！】
——【aiyouwoqu，zheijiemuyikaishijiuzheimejingbaodeme？】
——【silesile，surenjurangansimingxinga，haokanhaokan，wozheijiuanlijiemeimenqu。】
——【shenxishenmegewanyi，jingranganduiwomenjiaxinya，gaisi！！！】
danmudunshikaishihunluanqilai，zhibojianderedufeiqi。
shenxidushedehuajidulehuiqu，baixinyajiangyingzhemianse。xiandebutaihaokan。
“shenxi，nijianzhimeijiaoyang！”shaowenxuanyijingtingbuxiaqule，qingrouzhebaixinyadenaodai，weihuqizijidenvpengyou。
“meijiaoyang？yezongbinimenexinrenqiangba。”shenxisaoleyanpatahuailiyingyingzuotaidebaixinya，lengxiaoyisheng：“zheilishijiaohuanrenshengjiemu，gannonghuode。buzhidaodehaiyiweishizaorenjiemuni，nimenshidasuanduizheshexiangjiyangeshibajin？”
“ni......”shaowenxuanshunjianzhamao。
baixinyayekuaibiebuzhule，miaoleyanhaizaigongzuozhongdeshexiangtou，zhinenglalelashaowenxuan，yaoleyaotou。
tazoudekeshirouruoxiaoxiannvdeluzi，juebunengzaijingtouqianbaolubuhaodeyimian。
tayaohuileshenximeicuo，danjuebunengbazijilaxiashui。
xiangdaozheili，baixinyaxuanranyuqideduizhejingtouyaoleyaotou，shenzhidoukuaibiechuleleihua。
“shenxi，niyidingshixinqingbutaihao，xianxiuxiba，guominkendingnenghenkuaijiuhaole。”
likaiqian，baixinyahaijiaxingxingdiguanqieyiju，buwangcaizheshenxiquweihutazijidehaomingsheng。
zheishihoudanmujisudefeiqi，shuoshenmedouyou。
——【wakao，woshuozenmeyidangnongjialejiemu，kanqilaiyouguzisuanchoulianaiweidao，yuanlaishishaowenxuanhebaixinyabutingdexiuenaini】
——【shenxishuodecusuledian，daoliquemeicuo，sidixiaxiuenaimeirenguan，yidanglaodongjiemushangjiuexinle】
——【wenyacpwenjingyougaoya，lianaizenmele，lianairenxianmusinimenzheiqundanshengou】
——【jiushi，nimendonggepi，shiwomenjiaxinyaxiaoxiannvrenmeixinshan，yidinghuiyouhaobaode】
danmuchaoderenao，danbaixinyaneitiannideshengxianhezhiqianzanglishangdecanrenshengyinzhongdiezaiyiqi。
shenxixinzhongdunshihenyinanxiao，dangxialenglengdigoulegouchun：“woxinqinghaozheni，daoshiniyifutugoudage——shichiduoledemoyang，jierenshangbayebupachumenzaobaoying。”
huayingangluo，fangmenkouwaihuranlveguoyidaqunfeiniao，youneimeyidatuodeniaoxiangcongtiankongzhongpiaoluoxialai。
baixinyapianpianjiuzaicikewenyan，zhuanshen......
“啪嗒——”
haoqiaobuqiao，jiuzheimeluozaibaixinyadetoudingshang。
zaitaneiheizhangzhideyingchenxia，neiyituobaisedepaixiewu，xiangyaorangrenhushidounan。
“呀！！！”
ganshouzhetoudingshangchuanlaideshirun，baixinyadangchangshikong，hedemianrongniuqu，yebuzhizijizheiyimu，zhijiebaoluzaizhibojingtoujian。
shangmianpiaodongdedanmuluoyibujue。
——【pu......hahahaha】
——【xiaosiwole，shangbianshuotamenjiaxinyarenmeixinshan，youhaobaodeneiweitongxie，zheijiushinishuodehaobao？rehuhudeniaoshi（daxiaolian）】
——【hahahaha，zheishishenmesiwangdediulianjingtoua】
——【jietule，baixinyadangshineijiangyingdemiankongjianzhitaihaoxiaole，biaoqingbaoget！】
——【aaa，womenxinyazheimeshanliang，shenxijingranzuzhou？bushihaodai！】
wangshangdedanmuxianqiyizhenxingfengxueyu，baixinyashenweiyulequanxinjinxiaohua，suiranmingqibushihenda，danyeyoubushaodefensiweihu。
shenxi：“......”
xiangxiafeiniaozhongduo，zheizhongshiqingyebushimeiyoufashengguo。
tayebuguanneiqunrendefanyingle，zhijiebafangjianmenguanshang，jiangyiqiepaishedejingtouzudangzaiwaimian。
taxuyaohaohaoshuliyixia。
dengfangjianlijiushengxiatayigerendeshihou，pobujidaidizhanzaijingzimianqian，kanzheyanqianneihongzhongbukandaofenbuqingwuguandelian，shenxizhalezhayan，jiangreleizhongxinbielehuiqu。
zheizhangguomindelian......tabuhuirencuode。
suoyi......tashizhenzhongshengle！
huidaoleqinianqian，haimeiyouhuidaobaijia，haimeizaoshouyiqiedajicuicande20sui！
bishangyanjingshenxiyikouqi，shenxixianzaihaishiluanzaozaode。
gangcaifaxiewanhou，xianzaiwushufuzadeqingxucongxiongtangzhongfanyongershang。
suiranxinshizhongjingbuxialai，danweiyinengquedingde，zheishishangtianshangjitaduyiwuerdejihui！
baixinya、cengjingzaitabeihouxiaheishoudeneiqunren......haiyouneiyitongshenmidianhua！
siwangqiandeyiqietakegunanwang，shenximouzhongzhouranshechunongliedehenyi。
qianshineixieqitarutaderen......tayigedoubuhuifangguo！
shunshouliaoqifangzaizhuoshangdemiansha，zhongxindaizailianshang，shixianwuyijiandipieguo，shenxifaxianleyisibuduijingdedifang。
tasuoguxiafangdedifang，haoxiangduolegexiangshitaijiyiyangdedongxi。
kanxingzhuang，haoxiangyoudianxiangtiao......yu？
meixinbuzijuedijinzhouqilai。
shenxijideqingqingchuchu，shangbeizitasuoguchuganjingyipian，keconglaimeiyouguoshenmetaiji。
nandaoshiyinweiguomindeyuangu？
haimeidengtakanqingchu，suishenxiedaideshoujituranxiangleqilai，congcongguahaomiansha，shenxixiayishijietongdianhua，kedangtakandaopingmushangneimingxiande“shenheqing”sangezishi，yanleihuranbushoukongzhidigunluoxialai。
kaikou，bianshishayadeyishengninanhuhuan，“baba......”