第2章

演播室内。

suizhezuihouyimingcansaixuanshou。

也就是林晨的进入。

quanguobianjudasaizhengshikaishile!

zhuchirenbingbingzoushangwutai。

luchuhaokaneryoutianmeidexiaorong。

开口说道。

“huanyingdajialaidaoquanguobianjudasai!”

“woxuanbu,benchangbisai,zhengshikaishi!”

......

“aaaa,zhongyukaishilema?”

“denglelaobantianle,zhongyukaishilea!”

“haoxiangkaishishijianbiwangniandeyanchileershifenzhong,youdiaodadezhidaoshizenmehuishima?”

“woxiaoyishizailibianzuogongzuorenyuande,tingshuoshidi100mingxuanshouzaiwaibianmomocengceng,haobantiancailaixianchang。”

“e,di100minga,huizuochuzheizhongjudongyebuqiguai。”

“shia,doudi100mingle,dangranshinengzuochudianlingleidejudong,qiangdianjingtoucaishiwangdao,heihongyeshihong,buguo...jinji64qiangshibukenengyoutadele。”

“a,zheiyanga,huaile,womenxianzaitaolundi100mingxuanshou,bujiushijitazengjiareduma?”

“shia!wodoumeifanyingguolai!haojiahuo,zheijiushidi100mingxuanshoudejimouma?haodaidudejimoua!”

“heng,bushuoneigejiahuole,bingbing,woxuanni!”

“bingbing,woyexihuanni,zuowodelaopoba!”

“aiaiai,woshuo,kaiwanxiaojiudele,suisuibianbianjiaonvhaizishizijidelaopo,youzunzhongtama?zaishuole,bingbingmingmingcaishiwodelaopo!”

“xiongdimenbiehuang,woniaohuang,wolaizixingta!”

......

quanguobianjudasaibukuishizuiyouhanjinliangdebisai。

zaikaiboduanduanbudaowufenzhongdeshijiannei。

jiuyouchaoguowushiwanguanzhongyongruguanfangzhibojian!

这还只是刚开始。

要是达到巅峰人数。

起码有七百万!

后台。

导演疯狂喊道。

“neigeshei,zaiduokaijitiaoxianlu!”

“wangniandouyouyinweizhiborenshutaiduo,erdaozhihuamianheipingdeshiqingfasheng。”

“zanmenjinnianyaoxiqujiaoxun,yidingbunenggourangleisideshiqingfashengle!”

zheigedaoyansuiranbiaomianshangkanqilaixiongdeyipi。

danshizeneixinzaoyilekailehua。

开场不到五分钟!

jiuyouchaoguowushiwanguanzhongjinruzhibojian!

zheibiwangnianrenheyicibisaideguankanrenshuhaiyaoduoa!

导演隐隐有种预感。

这场比赛结束后。

huichuxianyigechedijiangmingtouxiangchezhengpianhuaxiadaludecunzai。

到那个时候。

zijiyejianggenzhechengfengerqi。

chengweilishishangzuizhumingdedaoyan!

他咧嘴一笑。

“laiba,wokedengbujile!”

......

zhuchirenbingbingkaishijieshaoqibenchangbisaideguize。

“benchangbisaishi100jin64detaotaisai。”

“bencibisaigongjinxingsantian。”

“changneiyouxiuxishi、jianshenfang、lingshifanggongcansaixuanshouxiezuokongxianzhiyuxiuxi。”

“ercansaixuanshouzuizhongdedefenfenchenglianggebufen,dazhongpingweihezhuanyepingwei,gezhanbaifenzhiwushi。”

“dazhongpingwei,yejiushizaizhibojiandewangyoumen,nimenkeyizaixuanshouxiewanzuopinhou,dachu1-5fenqujiannei,zijixinyidefenshuhou,houtaihuijiangsuanchuyigepingjunzhi。”

“erzaichangshangsiweizhuanyepingweidawanfenhou,jiangliangzhefenshuxiangjia。”

“defenconggaodaodiyicipaichu。”

“defenzaidi64mingyixiadexuanshoujianghuibeiyihantaotai。”

“xiamian,rangwomenyouqingbenchangbisaidepingwei,liuhepinglaoshi,laiweixuanshoumengongbubenchangbisaidemingti!”

“大家掌声欢迎!”

......

“woqu,womeikancuoba,juranshiliuhepinglaoshi?”

“shineigexiechu《damingwangchao1566》he《yongzhengwangchao》deneigeliuhepinglaoshima?”

“wotian,jiemuzuzheicikezhendeshixiaxuebenlea,jurannenggouqingchuzheiyangjuzuqingzhongderenwua!”

“sheishuobushini?qiyujigepingweilaoshihaoxiangyebujiandana。”

“shima,wokankan。***!zheibushiguoshima?”

“hahaha,laomouzixuanfadeyibaizhongzhenjingfangshi!”

“huaile,laoxigujingshiwoziji!”

“buguo,youyisuoyi,laoyezipaidedianyingqueshilihai,xiang《honggaoliang》、《dadenglonggaogaoguaqi》、《yingxiong》doushijijiadezuopin。”

“shia,yenanguai08nianneichangmianxiangquanshijiedeshenghuishizhaoguoshizuoweizongdaoyande。”

“ai,nimenkan,neibushiwangshuoma?”

“wotian,beipinglaopaodounenggouqingchulai,daoyanzuniubia!(poyin——)”

“wojide《jiafangyifang》jiushitapaideba,neikeshi**dianyingjiezuizaodeyibu‘hesuipian’a!”

“shia,ruguobushiwangshuo,zanmenchunjiezhibudingdeduowuliaoni!”

“duile,haiyoudisigepingweishisheia!”

“woqu!zenmeshixiaosi!”

“huaile,huaile,zhenshiyiguolaoshushihuaileyiguotanga!”

“zhenshishiwuyingxiong,shishuzichengminga!”

“wozuitaoyantapaideshidaixilie,mingmingkekeaiai、shengyindiadiadeguocaijie,beitahaoduanduandinongchengguli,bingzaigulidelushangyiqubufufanle!”

“shia,sheinenggouxiangdao,neigeyuanbenchang《wodeweilaishi》dexiaonvhai,rujinbianchengzheigeyangzini?”

“woqu,qimengle,guocaijiechangguo《wodeweilaishi》?”

“shia,buzhidaoba,guocaijiehaishiyuanchangni!”

“aiaiai,dajiadouliaodechabuduole,nimendoubuhaoqizheicitaotaisaidemingtishishenmema?”

“shuodeyeshi,dajiashoushouxin,xiankanzhiboba。”

......

舞台上。

chuanzheheisexizhuang,kanqilaiyoudianjingshoudeliuhepingyongshouzhipenglepenghuatong。

他咳嗽了两声。

“咳咳。”

“现在,我宣布。”

“benchangtaotaisaidemingtishi——”

“老师!”

......

听到这个命题。

zhenggezhibojiandoufeitengle。

毕竟。

命题题目是老师?

这不是有手就行!

zaichangderensheimeiyoushangguoxueni?

sheimeiyougenlaoshifashengdiangushini?

shangkezuihoushifenzhongjixueshengtoutoufangdianying,haipaodaomenwaifangfengdeyingyulaoshi;

zongshibeitongzhishengbingledetiyulaoshi;

neigetutou、duziyoudianyuangungundeshuxuelaoshi;

haiyouxiatiandaolai,huiteyijixueshengmaixiguachidebanzhuren;

等等......

可以说。

nengxiedegushitaiduotaiduo。

甚至。

zheigeticaidouyijingbeixielanle。

wangyoumenzhuapotoupidouxiangbuchu。

weishenmeyaozaizheimeyichanghanjinliangjigaodebisai。

laixiezheizhonglandajiedetimuni?

......

bingbingsihuzaojiuyuliaodaowangyoumendefanying。

于是。

tabahuatongdijiliuhepinglaoshi。

开口询问道。

“liuhepinglaoshi,ninnengshuoyixia,weishenmeyaoxuanze‘laoshi’zheigetimuni?”

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