第三章 狗屁的男朋友

“biedalazhelianle,congjintianqinigenzhebenxiaojiechixiangdeheladejiuxingle……zongbinijiwobaneigelaogudongzuosijiqiangdeduole!”

“zhenghaojinwanwoyouyigejiuju,nibushitingnenghede?wodainiqujianshijianshi,shunbianbangwodangdangjiu……”

zhangxiaoliqidonglechezi,yijiaoyoumenxiaqu,xiaobaomajiufeilechuqu。

zuozaicheshang,yefantianganjueshentiyouxieyichang,tatineidemozhongsihuweiweidezhendongleyixia,youyiguxixiaodeliliangbeimozhongxishoule。

“fumiannengliangguoranshimozhongdeyingyanga!”

叶凡天暗暗的念叨。

ganggangmozhongxishoudeneiyiguyuanhenyinggaijiushilaizineigebeizijidadiaoyadejiahuo,yefantiankanlekanzijidequantou,dajiahainengtishengzijideshili?

zhangxiaolidexiaobaomatingzaileyijiaxiaogongsidemenkou。

“下车吧!”

她说道。

yefantianxialeche,tagenzhezhangxiaolizoujinlezheijiaxiaogongsi。

“zheijiagongsishinide?”

叶凡天惊讶的问。

“meicuo,weileburangwobaniantaowobuxuewushu……wojiuyongzijidelinghuaqiankailezheiyijiaxiaogongsi,zhuanbuzhuanqiandewusuowei,jiushiweilenengduzhuwobadezui!”

zhangxiaoliyi**zuozaishafashang,baichuleyifugeyoutangdezhuangtai。

“neiwoyihoushangbanshilaizheili,haishiqutianhuajituan?”

叶凡天问。

“shenmeyisi?nikeshiwodetieshensijihetieshenbaobiao,nidongbudongtieshenshishenmeyisi?yihounijiuwushiwukedougenzhewo,chufeishiworangnilikai,nicainenglikai!”

zhangxiaolidengzheyefantianshuodao。

“nihewokaiwanxiaoni,wozhaodeshifengongzuo,bushiqianlemaishenqi,nihaixiangershisixiaoshizhanyongwodeshijian?”

叶凡天直接拒绝。

zhangxiaolihaizhenmeikeqi,naguozijidebaoconglimianjiutaochuyitaqian。

“wuwan!nizheigeyuedegongzi……”

她哼了一声。

yefantianshenleshenshou,yousuolehuilai……wuwanyoudianduoa,zheiqiantanazhebuanxinna。

zhangxiaolikanleyefantianyiyan,youcongbaolinachulewuwan。

“够不够?”

她又问。

yefantianyanlekoukoushui,shiwan……bitayiniandegongzidouduo。

“woyefantianhedehenengkeyiershisixiaoshiweidaxiaojienintigongtieshenfuwu?daxiaojieninzhendeshitaitaijuwole,congjintianqinindeyinshiqijuwodoubaole,jiusuanninshangcesuoyaoca**,woyequanquanfuze!”

“congjintianqiwojiushinindatuishangdeguajian,wodezhenggerendoushininde,ninrangwowangdong,wojueduibuganwangxi!”

tayibianshuozhe,yibianjiangshiwankuaiqiannazaishouli,niedesiside。

“nizenmezheimeexin?ganjinjiwogunyibianqu,woyaobuyihuijue!”

张小黎张嘴骂道。

tazuowankeyizaijiubahailedabanyeni!

yefantianbaozheqianpaole,zhangxiaolimimihuhuyejiushuileguoqu。

yebuzhidaoshuileduojiu,zhangxiaolituranyouyizhongehandeganjue,tasihuganjueyouyitiaogouzhengzaizijidemianqian,chongzhezijiliuhalazi。

“滚开!”

tajianjiaoyisheng,turanjingxing。

mianqianshiyizhangyouguangfenmiandelian,zhibuguozheizhangliandezhurensihuyebeizhangxiaolidejianjiaohedaole,biaoqingyouxiezhengning。

“wangshuai?nizenmelaile?”

zhangxiaolikanqingchuzheizhangliandezhurenzhihou,tasonglekouqi。

“xiaoli,zheibumashangyaozhongwulema?woqingniyiqichigefan!”

王帅笑着说道。

takanzhezhangxiaoli,zijizhuiqiuzheigenvrenyeyouxiaobannianle,kezhijindoumeiyoushenmejinzhan,zheirangyixiangxihuanzhidaohuanglongdewangshuaipoweibunaifan。

tarenweizijikeshiwangshijituandejichengren,lunshenfendiweipeizhangxiaolichuochuoyouyu。

zhangxiaolixilekouqi,meimengbeidaraodeyuanqiwuchufaxie,zheirangtadexinqingyichangfanzao。

“nidengyihui,woxianqutangcesuo!”

她说道。

wangshuaikanzhezhangxiaolimanmiaodebeiying,xinliyangyangde。

“nizheige**,nishizenmezuosirenbaobiaode?bierendouchuangjinwodewoshi,nitemehaizaizheilichishuiguo?”

zhangxiaolizoudaoyuangongbangongshinei,ehenhendechongzheyefantianmadao。

“nishuoganggangneigenanren?tashuoshininanpengyou……”

叶凡天莫名其妙中。

“goupidenanpengyou,neigeershizuhuannvpengyoudepinlvbihuanyifudoukuai,wonengkanshangtaneiwokezhenshixialeyan!”

zhangxiaoliqihuhudishuodao。

“**,nizaoshuoma……woxianzaijiubatarengchuqu!”

叶凡天转身就走。

“你等等!”

张小黎急忙拉住他。

“zenmele?youshebudele?nizheinvrenkezhendeshiyouyubuding!”

叶凡天一脸无语。

“woshebudenigedatougui,neigejiahuokeshiwangshijituandejichengren,wangshijituanhewobadegongsiyoubushaohezuo,bunengdangzhewodemianduitadongcu!”

zhangxiaolimeihaoqideshuodao。

“那你说怎么办?”

叶凡天摊了摊手。

zhangxiaolixianglexiang,tayemeiyoushenmehaozhuyi,youyideshixianluozaiyefantiandeshenshang,zhangxiaoliyouyouxiefanzaole。

“nishiwodesirenbaobiao,zheijianshinilaixiangbanfajiejue,wojinggaoni,ruguochulibuhaozheijianshi,nijiujiwogundan,wodeqianyeyaohaijiwo!”

她咬着牙说道。