yijinwuzhangshuaibianbasutangrengdaochuangshang，zijizhijiejinleyushi。
wenredeshuiliunuannuandelinzaishenshang，chongxidiaozheiyitiandepibei，zhangshuaiganjueshufujile。
henkuaixiaxiaodeyushilibianqilenongnongdeshuiwu，huahuadeliushuishenggejueleyushiwaideyiqie。
zhangshuaizhengbizheyanjingxitoufa，zaiyizhengyan，hedeyicuanlaogao，naoguagaichadiandingpotianhuaban。
menglongzhong，zhijianzijiduimianmatongshangzuozheyigepitousanfadenvren。
“nizenmebuqiaomenjiujinlai！”
mourenshuangtuiyijin，ganjinwuzhuzijidezhongyaobuwei，ganjuezheiyangbutuo，youjimangbeiguoshenqu。
“zheiwojia，qiaoshenmemen？”
sutangmizheyanjing，genmengyousidekouchihanhudao，wanquanwushizijiduimianzhanzhedejiujingshigeshenmewuzhong，tiqikuzibianruyoulingbanchuleyushi。
jinghunweiding，zhangshuaimeilejixuxixiaqudexingzhi，huluanchonglechong，chuleyushi。
yichulaijiukanjiansutangbazijituodezhishengneiyiku，siyangbachadetangzaichuangshangyoushuizhele。
hunhuangdedengguangxia，nvrensizhixiuzhang，pifubaixi，yonglandeshuixiangtianjingermeihao。
nanrenhoujiefangun，shixiannulibukannvren，raodaochuangtou，jiangfangzaizhenbiandebotandakaiweiqiqingqinggaishang。
zuoweiyigezhengchangqieshentijiankangdenanren，zhangshuaibushimeiyoufanying，zhishitaganbuchuchenrenzhiweideshi，genghekuanghaishiyigehaoxinshouliutadenvren。
zhangshuaibaozhezhentouduzitangdaoleshafashang。sutangzudezheigegongyuzhiyousanshiping，meiyoudulidewoshi，sutangshuichuang，zhangshuaijiuzhinengshuishafa。
yiri，shuimengzhongdezhangshuaibeinvrendejianjiaoshengchaoxing。
haimeidengzhengkaixingzhongshuiyan，yigezhentoujiuzadaolezhangshuaitoushang。
nanrenbenjiulingluanrujiwodefaxinggengkuangyele。
“你干嘛？”
qichuangqijiawonangqihuanlaimourenyishengdihou。
“nishuo**ma？ni，nizuowanduiwozuoleshenme？”
sutangshenshangguojintanzi，biezhezui，dayouyizhongyinlangrushidehuiyi。
“zheihuayinggaiwowenniba？”xigezaodoubeinikanguangle，haidanxinwobanizenmezhele。
zhangshuaiwunaidirouzhetaiyangxue，nuliyaxianeixinhuoqi。
“你什么意思？”
sutangjianzhangshuaizheiban，fandaozijixinxule。
“nijialibushiyoujiankongme，zijikan。”
zhangshuaimeixinqingduofeikoushe，baozhezhentouchaochuangzheibianzouguolai，“nihaishuibushuile？”
“bushuile，niniyaoganma？”
sutangjingtidejiangshenshangdetanziyoujinlejin。
“neirangwoshuihuier，neishafashizaibushufu，zheiyisutangdewoyaosuanbeitong。”
doubudenghuashuowan，zhangshuaizhijiezaisutangpangbiantangxia，youshuizhele。
liuxiasutangduziyirenzaineilingluan，nandaoshitaxiangduole？
buguosutanghaishidakailejiankong。zheijiankongbenlaishizufangzishiweilefangzeianzhuangde，rujindaopaishanglezheiyangdeyongchang。
zhishizheibukanhaihao，yikansutangaonaodezhenxiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
zijijuranhuizairenjiaxizaodeshihoujinqushangcesuo，haituochengneiyang，haiyouneimechoudeshuizi……
啊～
mourenhaozhetoufayangtianzhangxiao，zhendehaoxiangtiaolou！
buguoyumenguiyumen，kandaozhangshuaixixinbangzijigaishangbotanshi，sutangneixinhaishihengandongdi。
乌龙一场。
sutangsuishounaqifangzaichuangtoujushangdeshouji，zuowanzhangshuaiyijingbangzhebashoujichongmandian。
yikaiji，shutiaoweijielaidiantishiheweixinfengyongjilejinlai。
sutanghaimeilaidejizhuyichakan，zhuliyuanmiaomiaodedianhuajiudalejinlai。
“喂？”
“sujie，ninkesuankaijile，”shoujilichuanlaixiaoyuanjicudeshengyin，“ninkuailaigongsikankanba，kailunkafeidiandexiangmuyouchuwentile，wanglaobanzhengzaigongsidengzhejiannin；haiyoulianggezhiqiandekehuyeyidazaojiulaigongsidengzhecuizherangnijiejuewenti，zaiyoujiushi……”
“jiushishenme？shuoba。”
sutangyuqidandan，zheixietiantameitianchulidedoushigezhongjiaotoulanedeshiqing，yijingmeiyoushenmeshishitakangbuzhudele。
“haiyoujiushi，gongsidexiaozhanghexiaoli，haiyouzhiqianqianyuedejigezhuangxiugongrendouchaozheyaojianni，tamenyaocizhi，rangnibatuoqiandegongzifale。”
“hao，wozhidaole，gaosutamenwojiudianzhunshidaogongsi。”
fangxiadianhua，sutangzhangshuyikouqi。bendasuanyaohuiyichanhouxianbatuoqiandeyuangonggongzifayibufen，zaibashoulidejigexiangmuwanjiuyixia。sanbaiwansuiransuanbushangduodayibiqian，danduiyutazheijiaxiaogongsilaishuozuyiqisihuisheng。
kexianzaikanlai，xiangyaoqingqingsongsongbaqianyaohuilaishibukenengle，haidecongzhangjiyi。
sutanglonglelongyitouluanfa，qiangpozijizhenzuoqilai，bijingjintianhaishikangdadeyitian。
sutangkuaisuchonglegezao，youjiandannongleliangfenzaocan，zijiyifen，zhangshuaiyifen。
“ashuai，nizaijiafuzexiwanha，duile，shunbianbawuliweishenggaoyixia。”
sutangcaocaochiwan，bianzhunbeiqugongsi，linzoubuwangjihaimeiqichuangdezhangshuaixiadayixiajintianderenwu。
“dengxia，wogenniyiqi。”
zhangshuaishuilegehuilongjue，cikejingshenduole。
“genwoyiqi？niyaoquna？”
“去公司。”
sutanghengxiao，“nigenwoqugongsizuoshenme？”tajintianyoubuxuyaorenpeiheyanxi。
“woyigerendaizaizheiwulishizaiwuliao。”
shuohuajian，zhangshuaiyijingkuaisuchuanhaoyifuquxishu。
“niwuliaonijiuxialougenlouxiadayeliuwan，xiaqi，liaotian，wozheiyiduishi，nayoushijianzhaoguni。”
sutanghenbunaifandao，ganjuezijishenbianjiushiduolegeleizhui。
“wobuxuyaonizhaogu，meizhunhaidewozhaoguni。”
nvrenhenbuxiede“he”leyixia，bushiqiaobuqiren，zhishitabuzhidaoyigeshiyidaozijimingzidoubujidederennengzhaogudaotashenme。
danxiangxianghaoxiangyoubushiwanquanzhaogubushangta，zuowantaheduanpianle，nenganranwuyanghuidaojia，haizhenquankaozheigenanren。
zheiyangxianglai，sutangjuedebazhangshuaidaizaishenbianyemeishenme，wanyineijigeshangmendekehuyaoduizijidongshoudehua，zheinanrenhaodaihainengbangzijidangyidang。
“neixingba，neinikuaidianer，woxianxialoukaiche。”
sutangxiangxiang，youzhuanshendao：“duile，nineishenyifuni？wonaqutuile。”
“在车里。”
“放车里干嘛？”
“zuowannitulewoyishen，zangle。”
“啊？”
zhangshuaizhiting“guangdang”yishengshuaimensheng，mourenfeiyibanchongxialelou。
dengzhangshuaixialoushi，sutangyijingruowuqishizuozaijiashishideweizhishang，shuangyanfangkong，jingjingdengzhetale。
zhangshuaizuilijujiaozhezuihouyikouzaocan，xiayishikanleyiyanhoubeixiang，youkanxiangsutang，“yifuni？”
“扔了。”
“kexile，tuibulele。”
“wufang，jiedouqianyi**zhaile，buchayijianyifu。”
sutangyuqipiaopiao，yijiaoyoumencuanlechuqu。
haihaozhangshuaijishixihaoleanquandai，danyehuangdeleigushengteng。
sutangdegongsizaishizhongxindeyizuoxiezilouli，jiaojunzhusheji，shiyongsutangmamademingziqide。zhuyaojingyingshineiwaizhuangxiuheyixiejingguanhuanjingsheji。
“dajiashaoanwuzao，suzongtarenmashangjiudao！”
sutanghezhangshuaiyichudiantijiukanjianshouxiaodeyuanmiaomiaopingzheyijizhilizhouxuanzaiyizhongrengaomadadenanrenzhongjian。
“大家早啊！”
sutangqingliangdeyisangzichenggongjiangsuoyourendemuguangxiyindaolezijishenshang。
“woshuosuzong，wokafeitingdezhuangxiucailiaonitaihunongle……”
“suzong，nidaodihainengbunengjiaogongle？wozheixingongsijiaojinizhuangxiudouyinianle！”
“suzong，ninqianwomendehuokuangaijieyixiale。”
“suzong，womenshilaicizhide，mafanninbagongqianjiwomenjiele。”
……
sutangyilumian，zhongrenbianyiwofengjiangrentuantuanweizhu，zhangqiangduanpaoduizheqijiushiyitongshuchu。
zongshisutangzuozulexinlizhunbei，haishibeiyixierenpenchudetuomoxingzijiandezhiwanghouduo。
haozaihoumianhaiyouyigejianshidexiongtangkeyiyikao。
“nimenyigeyigeshuo，zheiyangniyiju，tayizui，nimenrangsuzonghuidashei？”
sutangzhijueyigehenyouzhenshelideshengyincongtoudingshangfachu，suijizhouweiyipiananjing。
sutangbuzijuediyangtou，zhikanjianyidaowanmeidexiahexian，haiyouneilveweifaqingdehucha，zenmekanzenmeyangyan。
zuiguanjiandeshizhangshuaineidichenweiyandeshengyinrangtahenxinan。
yishijiansuoyourenyoudoubamuguangjujiaodaosutangshenhoudenanrenshenshang。
sutangchenjishuodao：“jiweilaozongqingsuiwoqubangongsi，zhiyuzanmenzijigongsideyuangong，xianglizhi，keyi，xiehaocizhixin，ranhouzaidaowobangongshizhaowo。”
jijuhuasutangjiangrenfenchengliangbo，zhuanshenyouduiyuanmiaomiaofenfudao：“xiaoyuan，paocha，anzhaogeweizonglaizhaowodexianhoushunxu，yiciqingdaowobangongshilai。”
anpaihaoyiqie，sutangyoukanxiangzhangshuai，zhizhepangbianyigekongdegongweidao：“woyoushiqingyaomang，nijiuzuozheiliba，zheiliyoudiannao，wuliaole，nikeyishangshangwang。”
zhangshuaidianlexiatou，bianhenzijuedizuodaolekongweizhishang。
sutangkanzhezhangshuaizheiyangguai，xinqingjingyuyuelexuduo，anziqingxingzijidaizhangshuailaigongsidaiduile，zheinanrenjinengbangzijipingshier，youtingzijihua，zhenhao！
zheiyishangwusutangdebangongshijinjinchuchuderenluoyibujue，mangdesutanglianhekoushuidegongfudoumeiyou。
bangongshiwai，zhangshuaizuozaineiyemeixianzhe，badiannaolinengkandedongxidouyanjiulegebian，zheitaidiannaolianjielegongsineiwang，henduogongsidedongxitadoukeyifanyue。
yinweishiyi，zhangshuaihenduorenheshidoubujide，danzaizhishichubeifangmianbutong，zhiyaoyijiechu，naozihenkuaiyoudouhuixiangqilai。
erneixieyiyuanmiaomiaoweishoudeyizhongchiguaqunzhongdouduizhangshuaichongmanlehaoqi，yebuzhizijilaobancongnazhaolaizheimeyoushuaiyouyouqichangdenanren，mofeishilaobannanyoubucheng？