ganshouzhelaizisimianbafangdemuguang，yanghaobumianyouxieganga。
tajidebierenjiadexitongfafangjianglideshihoudoushizhijiezhuanruyinxingkadea，jieguotazheixitongqueshizheimegaodiaodefangshi。
buguo，zhiyaojianglidaozhanglejiuxing，shenmefangshibingbuzhongyao！
yanghaoganjindakailezhifubaochakan，yueliguoranyijingtangzhe66wan！
挂爹牛哔！！！
yanghaoxiayishidewojinshouji，zaixinzhongmomosihouleyisheng。
xitongjianglinduiyutazheizhongputongrenlaishuojiuxiangdangyurenshengkaiqilewaigua，eryoule“guadie”defuzhu，zoushangrenshengdianfenghaibushifenfenzhongdeshi？
被离婚？
yanghaoxianzaizhixiangshuolidehao！
taxianzaiyijingpobujidaidexiangyaokankanqianqisunjiajiadezhitafeihuangtengdazhihoudebiaoqingle！
嗯，一定很精彩！
“xiongdi，nizheishouji**tingbiezhia，nengbunengfawoyifen。”
jiuzaiyanghaomomochangxiangdeshihou，yigetizhexiaopingtoudenanrencouleshanglai，tayizhishoulazhechedingchuixiadediaohuan，lingyishoulinzheyigelvshoubao，kenengshidanxinyanghaoheyipangdeqinyuroukanbuqingtaneigeshoubaodepaizi，tahaiteyibagebotaidegaoyixie，rangneigeshoubaozailiangrenyanqianhuanglehuang。
tazheizhongzhuoliedezhuangbijiqiaorangqinyurouchizhiyibi，zuoweikongjiedetajianguotaiduodexuanfufangshi，xiaopingtousuozhanshidezeshizuididuandeneiyizhong。
hekuangduifangnachulaixuanyaodehaishiyigebuzhidaozhenjiadelvshoubao，youyizhongjiniyibenshenhaowendoubuzhidaozenmexiedehuajigan。
yanghaoshiganxiaoshoude，zounanchuangbei，xingxing**derenjianduole，duiyuxiaopingtoudezheizhongxingweiyeshiyouxiewuyu。
zheibizhuangdetailwole！
buguo，xiaopingtouzheipoyouchaofengyiweidewenhuadaoshiyinqiletongyangjiyuqinyuroumeisenanrenmendegongming，yigegejieshitoulailekanhaoxidemuguang。
tamenyebuxiangxinnei“zhifubaodaozhang66wan”deyuyinbobaoshizhende，yidingshizheinanrenweilexiyinpangbianmeinvzhuyideshouduanbale。
yinci，duiyuxiaopingtouzheizhongyongyujiechuanyanghaozheige“pianzi”zuiliandexingweishenzhishichizanshangtaidude。
dangranle，tamengengduodehaishikanrenao，wulunshiyanghaochibiehaishixiaopingtouchibie，dounengweitamenwuliaodeshenghuozengjiayixietanzi。
“xiangyaozheishouji**henrongyi，rangrenyejinizhifubaozhuanzhang66wanjiukeyile！”
yanghaoqingqingsonglesongjian，ranhouyouyongyixiuqingqingcalecaliangzhedeshoujipingmu。
xiaopingtoumuguangxiayishidebeiyanghaodedongzuoyindao，ranhoubiankanjianleshoujipingmushangxianshidezhifubaoyue，tayanjingtuwudedengda，zaixinlimomoshuzhe66houmiandeneiyichuanling。
ge、shi、bai、qian、wan......
**，haizhenshi66wan！！！
xiaopingtouanzizaixinzhongbaolegecukou，ranhougangadechongyanghaoxiaolexiao：“daraole。”
shuowantajiazheshoubaokuaibutaoquleqitachexiang，jianciqingxing，dengzhekanrenaodechiguaqunzhongmenzeshiyilianshiwang，xiangxiangzhongdechongtumeiyoufasheng，xiaopingtoujingransongle，zheijiumeiyisile。
ermuduquanchengdeqinyurouzeshipoweichijing，xiaopingtoudebaituishuomingyanghaozhifubaolishizhendeyou66wande，dangranzheigejinehaibuzhiyuzhenhandaoqinyurou，youyuxingxianghao，gongzuonengliqiang，tazuijinyijingbeidiaodaotoudengcanggongzuole，fuwudechengkedoushiyouqianren。
youyicimougelaonanrenweilezaitamianqianxuanyaocaili，haiguyishaichulejibaiwandeyinxingkayue，suoyiqinyuroubuhuiyinweizhei66wanjiuduiyanghaodekanfayoushenmegaiguan，dingduojuedezheinanrenmeiyouyong“zhifubaodaozhang66wan”deyuyinbaozhuangbi，shizijiwuhuileduifang。
jiuzaizheishi，qinyurouyoushoudaolelaomadeweixunxiaoxi。
lilaoshi：qianwanbienajiabanshenmedejiekoutangsaiwomen，zhoumoyaoshijianbudaoxiaoyangwohenibajiubuzoule！
这......
kanwanlaomafalaideweixunxiaoxizhihou，qinyurouyumendefanlefanbaiyan，haizhenshi“zhinvmoruomu”，qinyurouzhengxiangzhezhaogejiabandeliyoutangsaini，jieguolaomayijingxiangdaoletadeqianmian，baludusile。
qinyurouxiayishidepianguotoukanxiangyanghao，neixinzhengzhaleyifanzhihou，kaikoushuodao：“yihuieryoushijianma？xianggenniliaoliao。”
“可以。”
yanghaomeiliyoujujue，tahaixiangjixuzaiqinyurouzheigetuijingshenshanghaoyangmaoni。
二十分钟后。
longxingguangchangyiloudexingbakeli。
qinyurouzhaolegemeirendejiaoluo，zijidianleyibeimochaxingbingle，yanghaozeshiyaolebeipingshiyonglaixumingdebingmeishi。
kafeishiqinyurouqingde，shuoshiganxieyanghaozaiditieshangde“zhangyixiangzhu”。
“wojiaoqinyurou，zaidongfanghangkonggongzuo，shiyimingkongcheng......”
qinyuroushuangshoupengzhezijineibeimochaxingbingle，yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeshengyinjieshaozhezijideqingkuang。
ertashuodezheixiexunxiyanghaoyijingcongguadieneilizhidaole，buguotahaishizhuangzuoganggangzhidaodeyangzizaiduifangjieshaowanzijizhihouyejiandandezuoleziwojieshao。
“gangcaizaiditieshangqishishiyoudiantangtule，buguowoyeshixiangbangqin**huajiebeicuihundejiongjing。”
yanghaoweizijifangcaidexingweishaoweijieshileyixia。
“danxianzaiwofumuyaojianni。”
qinyuroupoweiwunaideshuodao。
“呃？”
yanghaozhenglezheng，lianshangzuochuyifuchijingdebiaoqing，danxinliqueshilekailehua，diyijieduanrenwushunliwancheng，tazhengchouzenmequwanchengdierjieduanshenzhishiweikaifangdedisanjieduanrenwuni。
jieguoqinyuroufumuquelaileyigeshenzhugong！
“woshizheiyangxiangde，nijiabanwonanpengyou，buguobuhuirangnibaimang，jianfumuhuozheqinpenghaoyoudehua，meiciwubai，xuyaonijiedianhuahuozheweixunshipintonghuameiciyibai，nikanzenmeyang？”
qishiqinyurouzaojiuxiangguozhaogejiananpengyoutangsaifumudebanfale，zhibuguozhiqianmeiyouwusedaoheshiderenxuan，shishishangtayebujuedeyanghaoheshi，danshiqingganghaogandaozheilile，yezhinengganyazishangjia。
ertingleqinyuroudehuazhihou，yanghaoqueshirenbuzhuanxiaoqilai，zheimeizijueduishitadefuxinga，ruguoanzhaoqinyurouguihuadejubenfazhanxiaqu，wanchengdierjieduanderenwuneihaibushizhirikedaima！
xinzhongsuiranhuanxi，danzuoweiyimingjingyanfengfudelaoxiaoshou，yanghaolianshangqueshiyifuweinandebiaoqing，tachenyinpiankezheicaikaikoushuodao：“wojuedeancishoufeinibutaiheshi，baoyuezenmeyang？”
“呃？”
qinyurouxiaozuiweizhang，jiaoqiaodeliandanshangchengxianeranzhise：“baoyue？”
“我包你吗？？”
youyuxingxiangchuzhong，congdaxueshiqiqijiuyourenxiangbaoyangta，erqinyurouquandouyancijujuele，jieguoxianzaimianqiande“laonanren”quetichurangzijibaota。
zheijianzhishidaofantianganga！