“muqingshuang，nidichidaishiwoxiadedu。”
“nibaruyushiwozuode！”
“shaosi**huo，yeshiwofangde……”
“哈哈哈哈哈……”
……
“a……”muqingshuangmengdicongchuangshangzuoleqilai，erbianhuidangzhetangyuroufangsidedaxiao。
tajinjinzhuazhexiongqiandeyifu，dakoudakoudechuanzhecuqi，tabushisilema？
这是在哪儿？
muqingshuangkanzheyanqianmoshengyoushuxidehuanjing，mengdidengdaleshuangyan。
这……
tadelianseshunjiancangbai，zheishitarenshengbeijudeqidian，ertayeshihuizaizheiyitian。
zheiyitian，shitamengaozhongbanzhangdeshengri，taqingquanbantongxuelaigetingchangge，ersheidoumeixiangdaotazirenweizuihaodepengyoutangyurouhuizaitadejiulijiaruanmianyao，taxianruhunmizaixinglaideshihoujiuzaizheijiabinguan。
tangyuroudaizhequanbantongxuezhaodaolezheier，kandaodejiushitagennanshanxianyoumingdesepeizhaodawangyishanbuzhengditangzaizheizhangchuangshang。
suoyourenduitazhizhidiandian，zhizhetadebizimatashibuyaoliandexiaochangfu，tashengminglangjie，shengmingjinhui。
suoyi，tazheishizhongshengle？zhongshenghuidao1996nian，beijufashengdezheiyitian？
1996niandezheigexiatian，tajueburongxuzheiyangdeshiqingzaifasheng。
zhongshengguilai，tayaozuodejiushiweizijigaiming，baohujiarendepingan。
“xiaomeiren，shibushidengzhejile，gegezheijiulaitengni！”yidaoqingfu**deshengyinzimenwaixiangqi。
“zhiya”yisheng，bansuizhemumenbeituikaideshengyin，yigezuijiudenanrendiediezhuangzhuangdizoulejinlai。
muqingshuangyanzhongdeshayizhaxian，liansesenhan。
赵大旺！
shita，zheizhanglianjiushihuachenghui，muqingshuangyewangbule。
“yo……xiaomeirenxingle，nizaidenggegema？gegejinriyidingrangni**！”zhaodawangkandaomuqingshuangneizhangmeiyanjingzhideliandan，sexindaqi。
真美啊！
tashenshoujiuyaoqumomuqingshuangdelian，haibuwangshenchushetoutianletianchun。
raner，tadeshouhaimeipengdaomuqingshuangdelian，bianbeimuqingshuangjikouzhuleshouwan。
zhaodawanglengleyixia，xiaodegengweisuo，“meimeizheishideng……”
“a……”zhaodawanghuaweishuowan，biancanjiaochusheng，lianseshunjianshabai。
cishi，zhaodawangdeshouwanbeiniudebianlexing，shouguhaosibeiniesuileyiban。
ruci，muqingshuanghaijuedebugou，yigexuanshen，jiaoxiaodeshenzizhijiejiangzhaodawangliaodaozaidi，taijiaohenhendicaizaitadeshuangtuijian，lengxiaodao，“xiangrangwo**？shizheiyangma？”
yanba，muqingshuangyonglidizainanrendetuizhonghenhendinianleliangxia。
zhaodawangdeliansecanbairuzhi，tongkucanjiao，“chou**，nijilaozidengzhe，laozifeinongsinibuke！”
muqingshuangwenyan，lianshangneisenhandexiaoyigengshen，“haiyouliqimawo，kanlaishibugoua！”
yanba，muqingshuangtaiqijiao，youhenyoumengdicailexiaqu。
嘭——
蛋碎的声音。
“a……”zhaodawangzaicicanjiaochusheng，xianranbiqixianqiangengjiatongku。
muqingshuangjiantajihuyaoxianruhunmi，shouhuilejiao，liujilezhaodawangpiankedechuanxi，queyouyongjiaojiantiletizhaodawangdelian，“zhaodawang，tangyuroumingzhiwobushishancha，querangnilaichuwodemeitou……”
“tazheishixiangrangnisia！”muqingshuanghehelengxiao。
tangzaidishangaihaodezhaodawang，naozhongcanliuzhedeyisiqingming，rangtamingbaimuqingshuangzheihuazhongdeyisi。
ruguobushitangyurouzhaodaota，rangtapolemuqingshuangdeshen，tanahuiredaozheimeyigeshaxing。
muqingshuangkanleyiyandishangrutongsigoudezhaodawang，ganggangtadeneiliangxia，zuyirangtayihoubunengzaihuohainvren。
ruguorujinbushifazhishehui，muqingshuangdinghuiyaoletadegouming！
shangyishidedachoudebao，muqingshuangxinzhongyiguyuanqidedaopiankedeshujie。
danxiangdaotangyurou，muqingshuanglianshangfuxiandeshikegudechouhenhefennu，shuangshoujinwochengquan，guanjiefanbai，zhangxinbeizhijiacipo，taquehaosiganshoubudaoyisitongchu。
muqingshuangshenshouqiazhezhaodawangdebojing，zaitapinlinsiwangdeshihou，zheicaisongtadebojing，dishengjiaodailetajijuhou，zhaodawangjiuquzhaolefuwuyuan……。
meiguoduojiu，zangzaianchudemuqingshuangjiujiantangyurouyilianxingfendikuaibuzoulai。
tangyurou，womenyoujianmianle！
tangyuroukuaibuzoudaofangmenwai，qingqingdituikaifangmen，jieguokandaozhaodawangmianseyinyudizhanzaimenbian，yishanghaisuanzhengqi，tadunshiyoudianbumandebaoyuandao：“zhaodawang，shidoumeibannizheigeshihouhanwoguolaigan……”
tangyurouhuahaimeishuowan，hudeyigujudadeliliangchuaizaita**shang，jihujiangtadeweizhuigudouyaotiduanle。
tangyurouhailaibujifanying，zhenggeshenzishunjianwangqianchongqu，puruzhaodawangchouhonghongdehuaili，suihoufangmenbeirencongwaimianmengdiguanshang，tangyuroumianshangyijiang，gangyaoshuodianshenme，zhaodawangjiuhenhenqinzhuletadezui，nongzhongdekouchoushunjianjiangtaxundezhaobudaofangxiang……
muqingshuangshuangshouhuanxiong，shenqingziyidikaozaimenbian，bizheshuangyan，shouzhiqingdianzheshoubei。
wuneichuanlaitangyurouhuangzhangqiujiudeshengyin，muqingshuanglengxiaoleyisheng。
tangyurou，haohaoxiangshouba！
zheifendaliyegaiwuguiyuanzhule。
muqingshuangzhengyulikai，bianganjuenaodaiyizhenfachen。
kanlaishitatineidejiujingbingmeiyouyinweitadezhongshengerxiaosan，dejinkuaiquyaodianmaijiejiuyaocaixing。
fouze，jiexialaidexi，kejiuchangbuxiaqule……
congjiudianchulai，muqingshuangmeiyibudouxiangshicaizaiyunshang，zhiyoukaofuzheqiangcainengkankanwenzhushenzi。
libinguandagaiwubaimiyuanjiuyouyijiayaodian，tazhiyaozhichengdaoneiermaileyao，jiubuhuiyoushi。
dan，muqingshuanghaishigaoguletazheigenianlingshideshentisuzhi。
tacaizouchubudaowushimi，zhenggerenbianmengdiwangqianzaiqu。
yuxiangzhongdetongchubingmeiyou，fandaoshiyizhijieshiyoulidebeibangjiangtalaolehuiqu。
tadehoubeizhuangjinyigewenredehuaibaozhong，touguoshenshangqingbodeyishan，hainengganshoudaonanrenjifudejianying。
muqingshuanglengzhenglepianke，taishoukanxiangshenhouderen。
四目相对。
nanrendeshencaiweian，fusegutong。
wuguanlunkuofenmingershensui，youanshensuideyanmourulangyiban，chongmanweixiandeqixi。
muqingshuangganjincongtadehuailituichulai，jimangdaoxie，“xie，xiexie！”
“不用客气！”
nanrenshenshangyoudandandebohexiang，daoshirangmuqingshuangshaoshaoxinglexiashen，renyebusixianqianneibanwuli，daoguoxiehou，tabianfuzheqiangkuaibudiwangyaodiandefangxiangzouqu。
yaodianzaijiewei，tadaoyaodianmenkou，youkanleyanneigefangxiang，jiannanrenhaizhanzaineier，zaitakanqudeshihou，tazheicaishouhuileshixian。
tashidanxintazaishuaidao，zheicaimeiyouzhejilikai？
dangtahuitoudeshihou，nanrenchongzhetaweiweihanshou。
muqingshuangdexinkouyinuan，zhongshenghoudediyimoshanyi，jingshiyigemoshengrenjide。
congyaodianchulai，muqingshuangchileliangkedenaoqingpian，zuozailubianyouhelebushaodeshui，zheicaihuanguolaileyixie。
juedenaodaidouqingxinglebushaohou，zheicaiqishenwangwutingdefangxiangzouqu。
muqingshuangkuaidaowutingshi，jiujianyiqunrencongwutingneizouchulai，qizhongyirenyanjiandikandaolemuqingshuang，dangjihanleyisheng，“muqingshuang，nibushizaibinguanxiuxima？”