3 县委书记的晚餐

masijunmolemozijidelian,yemeijijiaoyuzifeishouxiadehenla,jiushayoujieshidishuo:“zhendema?rangwomomo?”shuozhejiuzuochuyaoshenshouqumodeyangzi,yuzifeijiaodao:“wangshujijiuyaolaichifan,nirangwozenmeban?tianna。”

kandaowangfayuanyaodaozheililaichifan,yuzifeiyilianmengquandeyangzi,masijunyizhenhuaixiao。tahenbudeyuzifeizaixianweishujimianqianchuchou,chudachou,takandecaigaoxing。

xianweishujiwangfayuanmasijunshimeijianguode,dantagangdaomulinxiandeshihou,jiutingdaoxianweishujiwangfayuanshiyigeleilifengxing,dadaokuofu,henyoupolidelingdao。dangchutahaiyouyigemengxiang,nenggenzheyigehaolingdao,zhankaitadeshitushengya,zaimulinxianzheikuaimoshengdetudishang,shizhanquanjiao,daganyichang,yebuwangtaquzundaoyigexianchenggongzuo。

rangtameiyouxiangdaodeshi,tadexiachangjuranzheiyangqican,erqiemeiqimingyueshixianlizhaolaiderencai。youyuxianlihaodaxigong,duiwaizuolezugoudexuanchuan,beidiliquenazhetazheiyangsuoweiyinjinderencaikaiwanxiao,duizheigexianweishujiyejiumeiyouleshenmehaoyinxiang。

liwangfayuanshujidaozheili,jiushengxiashifenzhongdeshijian。yuzifeijidetuantuanzhuan,xianzaijiushidadianhua,jiaofengdachuguolai,neiyeshilaibujide。

masijunyoudianzheyizhiyan,fanzhengxianzaichouyanyebushizijihuaqian,guanliyuanzheidianxiaoquanhaishiyoude,tashuo:“yusuozhang,nigenwoshuozheixieyouyiyima?woshiganshenmede,nibuhuibuzhidaoba。wozoule,zheilikemeiwoshenmeshier,zaishuowoyitianyebuxiangzaizheiliganxiaqu。”

yuzifeikandaomasijunhuaihuaidexiaozhe,yifuxingzailehuodeyangzi,buyoudeqifendejiaodao:“masijun,bieshazisidezaizheilikanxiaohua,ganjinjiwoxiangbanfa,wangshujimashangjiuyaodaole。womenzenmeban?womenzenmebanni?nishuoshuo,nihuizuoshenme?nihuizuoshenme?buguannishibushizaizheiligan,dannixianzaiyaotingwode,e,shibixubangwoyigemang。”

masijunjiuxiangyigemeishirensidezhanzaineili,kanyuzifeijidetuantuanzhuan,xiangshihengaoxingside,qingsongyukuaideshuo:“yusuozhang,woshiguanliyuan,wokeshimeixiaguochude。wozhihuijizijixiamiantiaochi。ruguowangshujixihuanchiwoxiademiantiao,wokeyibangnidemang。danshiniyaozhidaowoshizaibangnideba。”

yuzifeidashengmadao:“xiagemaodemiantiao。renjiakeshixianweideyibashou,gangxiaxianghuilai,yaodaowomenzheililaichifan,womenjiujitamenxiamiantiaochi?wokannishifengleba。”

masijunshuo:“hao,neinijiubiegenwoshuo。wozou。xianzaishiwoxiabanshijian,jiushitianwanglaozilaichifan,yegenwomeiguanxi。”

masijunxianzaikebuguanneiyitao,tashishuozoujiuzou。zhengyaohuanyifu,yuzifeishanglaijiuzhuazhumasijundegebo,yilianaiqiudishuo:“masijun,woxianzaijiaosheidoulaibujile。niganjinbangwoxiangxiangbanfa。bangwoxiangxiangbanfa。jiudangnibangwo。haodaiwomenyeshizaiyiqidetongshishibushi?zheikebushibieren,zheikeshiwomendexianweishuji。wangshujizheigerenhaishibucuode。”

yuzifeishuodezheifanhua,wanquanshizhenshide。zheixiepiaoliangnvrenyigegedabandehuazhizhaozhan,bazijinongdexianggehuapingsiderangrenxinshangzhe,xiachuzheiyouzangyouchouyoukudeshier,kedoushiduodeyuanyuande。zaishuotaguoqushixianweibangongshidefuzhuren,zhuguanzhaodaisuo,daolezheilidoushizuzongbandegongzhe,nalizhidaozheifancaishizenmecongchufangnongchulaide?

masijunkandaoyuzifeijideyanleidoukuailiulexialai。xiangdaoyuzifeigangcaizhanxianzaitayanqiandemeilizhangtuihewanmeishencai,masijundexinhuranruanlexialai。suiranyuzifeiduitadedayarangtatonghen,danyuzifeiyeshiyigeshouhaizhe,genzijiyesuanshitongbingxianglianba。

masijundaxiaoleyaolikaideniantou,duiyuzifeishuo:“neiwokeshiwanquanzaibangni。woxianzaixuyaonizuode,jiushilikaiwo,wonongchengshenmechengdujiusuanshenmechengdu。wangshujijuedewozuodefancaibuhaochi,woyehaowubanfa。”yuzifeimangshuo:“neiyebunengzuodetainanchia,neikeshiwomenxianweidayuandeyibashou。”

masijunhuranwen:“wangshujishinaliren?tadekouweishishenmeyangde?”yuzifeixianglexiangshuo:“tadekouweishishenmeyangdewonalizhidao?danwozhidaotashiheichuanshengderen。nishigezuoshimalideren,niganjinxiangbanfa。nibuhuanyingwozaizheili,neizheilijiujiaojinile,wowanquanxiangxinni。masijun,zheikeshizhengzhirenwu。nibazheitaixijiwochanghaole。woyidingbuhuikuidaini。”yuzifeishuozhe,haiyouxiedanxindewangzhemasijun,yezhidaozijizaizheilizhinengshiaishi,jiuzhuanshenzouchulechufang。

masijunsuiranmeiyouxiaguochu,danzheixierizikanzaiyanlide,youyiwuyideyedoujizaixinshang,zaishuo,jiujitamenshifenzhongdeshijian,haizhiwangtanengzuochushenmexicandacaimanhanquanxilaima?xianweishujigenbenbuzhidaotashishei,batayirencaidemingyizhaolaidexianweizuzhibuhexianrenshiju,yebubatadanghuishier,tazhiyaobuzaifancailijizheigewangshujixiaduyao,yejiubianyilezheigegoudongxi。

zuosiyangxiaocai,haishinanbuzhumasijunde,danzhushizaizheigeshihoutahaizhendezhinengxiamiantiao,tazhunbeixiademiantiaobushiretangmian,ershiqiaomaimianguoliangshui,yejiushiheichuanshengrenxihuanchideneizhongxianzulengmian。sipanxiaocai,yipanshisuanmojiangniurou,yipanshidoufusonghuadan,yipanshiganxiahonglajiao,haiyouyipanjiushiqingzhenggoubao。zheigoubaoshifengdachuzangzaibingxiangdixiade,yibandeshihoushangbuletaimian,queshinanrenzhenzhengxihuanchidehaodongxi。yongjifenzhongdeshijianzhengshulou,qiechengpianer,sashangconghuasuanmo,peishanglaochou,siyangxiaocaierjiuzheiyangpeiqile,erzheigeshihou,qiaomaimianyegangcongguolilaochulai,beiliangshuibaleyixia,peishangjipianjiangniurou,youjiaoshangbingzhenkuangquanshui。zheixiedongxidouqile,yuzifeijiuzoulejinlai。

kandaoyanqianzheixiejiandandechishi,yuzifeilianshanghaowuxiaoyi,danxianzaiyezhinengzheiyang,yebunengzeguaimasijun,bazheixieduandaozhuanmenjixianlingdaozhunbeidexiaocantingdefanzhuoshang,wangfayuanzailanzhanglidepeitongxiajiuzoulejinlai。

lanzhanglikandaocanzhuoshangzheidianjiandandechishi,liansejiuandanxialai。dangzhewangfayuanshujidemianbubianyushuoshenme,dantadeliansenankandechengdurangyuzifeimashangjiukanlechulai,yuzifeidexinliyizhentantebuan,jiushuo:“wangshuji,lanzhuren,zheishijianzhenshitaijinzhangle,yaoburannimendengyixia,worangdachuguolaizaizhongxinzuoyizhuo?zheishiwomendeyigexiaonianqingdezhunbeidefancai。zheinianqingrenyebuhaohaodexuexishouyi。”

wangfayuanbingmeiyouzhuyidaoyuzifeishuoshenme,ershikanzhecanzhuoshangdesiyangxiaocaiheyidawanmiantiao,shuo:“e,zheishixianzudelengmianma?zhenshitaihaole,wokeshihaojiumeiyouchidaojiaxiangdelengmianle。zheishijiangniurou,hao!”

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