shenyanyancaizhehuabanliudaoledajianglu，hongxingcanguandejiedaocanguanbingbuduo，suoyihaitinghaozhaode。
zheijiacanguanshixinkaide，shengyikanqilaihenlengqing。
canguanlaobanbuzenmehuiyongwaimaixitong，manghuolehaojiudoumeichudan，zuihoudanzhuzhijiequxiaodingcanle。
shenyanyanzuihouzheiyidan，chuile。
tayezoudeyouxielei，jiuzuozaicanguanxiuxile，laobanweilebiaoshiqianyisongletayipingkele。
jiuzaizheishi，canguanwaimianhuranyouledongjing。
hongxingcanguanshixinkaizhangdecanguan，laobannongletaidaimaikefengdeyinxiangzaimenkouhankouhaoxuanchuan。
cishiyimingerdingshanliang、dabanchaoliudeyinfaxiaoshuaigetingzaicanguanmenqian。
zheibianshidagongjiemuliuweijiabinzhiyi，redutinggaodechangtiaoaidoujianyanyuan，**yi。
**yichaocanguanlaobanluchuyigezixinshanliangdexiaorong：“shu，wozainimenmenqianchangtiaozhaolanshengyi，nikanninengbaoyixiawodewanfanma？”
canguanlaobanwujiebutaidongchangtiaozheizhongshimaodedongxi：“zhei...kaopuma？”
laobanniangzoudaomenkourenglaji，daliangleyixia**yi：“wokanzheixiaohuozizhangdetingshuai，youdabandehenchaoliu，rangtashishi？”
“xing，zanmenyebuchazheiyidunfan。”
laobanwujieyouxiechiyidijiangshouzhongdemaikefengdiji**yi。
**yixiuziyishuai，shuaiqidijiangmainazaishouli，shoujilianhaoyinxianglanya。
“Music!”
zheiyishengzhongqishizude“music”yichu，bushaolurendoukanleguolai！
laobanniang：“yo，nikanqifanerle！”
“dajiahao，wojiao**yi，nimendemuguangjiushiwode**！“
donggandejiepaixiangqi，**yizixinkaikou，kengqiangyouli：“wudouwuliqigeba！”
“bua~”
“恰~”
meilexiuyinshikejiyuhenhuoerdeyangai，**yineidabaisangzaijiashangbiejiaodehanwen，rangzaichangdelurenjieshimeitouyizhou！
lubianyouyicherengangzhunbeixiachechifan，jianlezheichangjing，gangdakaidechemenlima“peng”deguanshangle，yixiabiaozoulaoyuan。
liangbianzhibojiandewangyoumenyijingxiaofacaile！
【zheihedangjiecuanxiyoushenmequbie！】
【fuge，biekaiqiang，zijiren!】
【**yijinwanbuchoumeidifangzhule，wodejiaozhiyijingjitakouchusanshiyiting。】
【hahaha，neixiaonvhaihedebangbangtangdoudiaole！】
【duimianshaokaodianqianshuandegouzi：shenmebidongjing？】
**yihaimeiyouyishidaowentideyanzhongxing，tachenjinzaizijideyinleshijieli。
zheishougeshishouhenhuodehanwenge，**yidefensiyizhirangtachufanchang。
tajintianjiuzaizhibojianfazheigefuli！
zijideredukendinghuicengcengcengwangshangzhang！
jinrirenqiwangdejiangliyijingshinangzhongzhiwu！
raner**yidezhibojian：
【jiarenmen，gadewoxinzangbingfanle，xianzouyibu】
【fugetiefen，zheijingyinjianwoxiananweijing】
【xiantuile，dengfugechangwandafentouzaiqunlishuoyixia】
【meikaishengyin，zheishizaiganma？tianredibantangjiao？】
cishifandianlaobanfufudelianshangyijingbiguodihaihei。
danshi**yide**rewuranglaobanbuganshangqianshouhuihuatong，pabeiwushang。
yiqujieshu，fangfoyijingguoquyigeshiji。
jiulianzaifandianliliaoliaojiweilaijiucandegukedoutingbuxiaqu，congcongdabaozouren。
**yinazhemaizoudaowujiemianqian：“shu，zenmeyang，changdebucuoba？”
canguanlaobanwujieyijingqideshuobuchuhualai，laobanniangcishicongdianlizouchulai，wang**yishoulisaileyifenchendiandiandehefan：“xiaohuozinizouba，changdetinghao，xiacibiechanglea。”
“yejiushinihaoxin！haijitafanchi！”yitiandehuaixinqingzaizheiyikebaofa，wujieshigejipiqi，shizairenbule！“gukedoubeinihepaole！niqianwodenashenmehai！”
**yijiajingkuochuo，pingrilipengdaoderendoushiduitahaoshenghaoqi、chuixupaimade，naliyudaoguozheiyangdechangjing。
shaonianyishijianbuzhisuocuodizhanzaiyuandi，pingshitadoushiyongqianjiejuewenti，xianzaitashenshangdeqiandoubeijiemuzushouzoule。
“wulaoban，bieshengqibieshengqi。”
jiuzaizheigeshihou，shenyanyanzhanlechulai。**yihetatongweidagongjiabin，suanshitongshile，taxiushoupangguanyebushigeyisi。
zhibojiandepinglunyishunjianbiaosheng。
【tashibushijiudengzhezheiyikea？】
【meijiuyingxiong？yeaikan，duolaidian。】
【zheinvrencengwandingliuyoulaicengfugele！】
shenyanyanzhiqianhaijiaowujieyongwaimaixitong，zheiyiquan，wujieyelengjinglexialai。
tazhangzhangditanleyikouqi：“ai，shiwomeiyouzheigezuoshengyidebenshi。”
sangqidewujiejianglaobanniangshoulidehefansaidao**yishouli：“xiaohuozi，buhaoyisi，ganggangshishushuchongdongle。”
**yinaonaotou，taxianzaiyeyishidaolezijiganggangbiaoyande“zhalie”chengdu。
taxinlihenkuijiu，meiyoushenshouqujiewujiediguolaidehefan。
shenyanyanyibajieguohefan，**yiyilianmengbidikanzhezheiweituranchuxiandesurenmeinv。
shenyanyandao：“wulaoban，woxiangnibaozheng，mingtiannidekeyuanjiuhuiduoqilai！”
“**yi，jinwan，huozhemingtianderenqiwangjiuhuishini。”
“zhende？”**yihewulaobantongshiyihuo。
shenyanyandiandiantou，jiangshoulideliangjinyuroudijiwulaoban：“shushu，zheiliangjinyurounengbunengjicunzainibingxiang，tangruomingtianshengyimeiyouhaoqilai，zheiyuroujiudangpeichangle。”
zheixiaoguniangchengyimanman，wulaobanyebuhaozaizhuijiu，jieguoyuroudiandiantou：“xing。”
shenyanyanyouzhuantouduizhe**yidao。
“gangcaidebiaoyan，nidefensihuibangnilupingba。”
“huijianjideganjinjianyixia，toudaoshipinwangzhanshang。”
“别投唱跳区！”
**yiyihuo：“neitounali？”
“鬼畜区！”
“biaotijiujiao——fuge，biekaiqiang，zijiren。”
tingdaoguichuqusangezi，**yishunjianzhamao，“wodechangtiaozhendeyouneimelakuama！”
“duile，meinvninaweia？”
**意反应慢半拍。
zhibojianyijingkaishixiaole。
【hahahahaha，zheishishenyanyanjintiandiercibeidangchengsurenleba。】
【shenjiezheidabantaijiediqile。】
【zheiyiduankeyijianjinguichuquma？】
shenyanyanzuolegejiandandeziwojieshao，**yizheicaizhidaotayeshi《dagongba！neiyu》dejiabinni。
daoyebuguaita，shenyanyanshizaitaihule，**yiyouyangaoyuding，yixiangbuguanzhurenqibitadidemingxing。
“niyijingzhuandaoqianle？xiaoshenmeimei，nishizuoshenmegongzuode？”dezhishenyanyanyijingnadaodiyitongjin，**yikehaoqile。