第1章 上门女婿的痛

“nizheigeshanlidetubie,wojuranyounizheizhongnvxu,liandoubeinidiujinle!”

“duia,yebuzhidaozhulaoyezizenmexiangde!”

zheisannianlaizhujianeixierendeyizhangzhangbiyideyanshen、xianqizuilian,yijineixiebukanruerdechaoxiaohejifeng,xiangshizhakaileguoyiyangzaitadenaozilibuduanfanyong。

xiaofangjianzhinei,liusongpanzuozaichuangshang,neixinjiyayijiudefenhensizaitatineihuazuoleemo,liusongdeshentizhengbeiyiguheiqiyingraozhe,erqiezheiguheiqiyuelaiyuenongzhongsihuyaojiangliusongwanquantunshile。

砰砰砰……

judadeqiaomenshengturanxiangqi,mantoudahanxinshenbuningdeliusongfandaobeizheituruqilaideshengyinjizhendeqingxingguolai。

“doujidianlehaishui?wozhujiakebuxuyaonizheizhonghaochilanzuodefeiwu!”

“haibuganjinqilaizuozaocan!”

menwai,zhangmunianglihuideshengyinehenhendichuanlejinlai。

liusongtanxileyisheng,calecazijitoushangdelenghan,gangcaizijichadianbeitineineigubadaodeliliangfanshi,bujingyouxiehoupa。

tacongchuangshangzuoleqilaikaishichuanyifu,kuxiaoleyisheng,yicihaizhenshideganxiezhangmuniangle。

yibianxiangzhe,liusongyibianlaidaochufang,weiyijiarenzuozaocan。

zhushijituanshilinhanshizhumingdecaifajituan,qixiazichanwushu。erliusongzhengshizhujiazhangsundaxiaojiezhuxuandezhangfu。

buguoliusongruzhuishizhujiaquanweizuigaodezhulaoyeziyishouanpaide,zhuxuanbenrenhetadefuqinzhumingzhengyijimuqinlihuidoujibuqingyuanjieshouzheimenhunshi。

keshiweilezijiqixiadechanyeheliyi,zhumingzhenghelihuizhinengdadiaoleyawangduziliyan,budebujieshouzheigezhengtianwusuoshishidefeiwunvxu。

qishiliusongqixianyemeiyouxiangdaozijihuichenglezhujiadeshangmennvxu。

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kejiuzaizijizhengdafangyicaizhiji,liusongquezaiyeyeneilidedaoleyigeehao:

“nitineizhanxianjiandeliliangtaiguobadao,ruobutuoshanyindaoheyazhiyehuixunsubeinenglifanshisangshixinzhiersi。yizhaoninenglijuexingdesudu,woxiang……zuiduozhinengdao25sui。”

liusonghaijidezijidangshitingdaozheigexiaoxishiruzaoleijidexinqing。

“weiyouzhujiadexuanhuangzhixuenenggoutiniyazhitineifanshizhili。”yeyerushigaosuliusong。

weibaozhuxingming,shenweitonglinglianhehuizhanglaodeliusongfangxialezunyan,guizaizhujiamenwaizhengzhengyiwan,caijiandaozhujialaoyezizhuxuan。

zhulaoyezidayingweiliusongyazhitineifanshizhili,kequeyaoqiuliusongruzhuizhujia,yuzhujiadezhangsunnvzhuxuanchenghun。

weibimianbibiyaodemafan,liusongcongweizaizhujiaqitarenmianqianbiaoluguozijitonglingrendeshenfen。

liusongxianzaidelaopo,yejiushizhujiazhangsunxiaojiezhuxuan,shuolaiqishishigejiqiyouxiudeguniang。

bujinzhangdechuchenjuesumeidebukefangwu,haishizhumingdeliebinmeishuxueyuanbiyedemingxiaoyishusheng,zaiyishuheduogefangmiandoushijiyoucaihuade,tadeshenshangzongyouzheyizhongzhengchangnanrendounanyididangdexiyinli。

pingrilizhuxuanduitasuiranlvexianlengmo,keshiyoushihouzhangmunianghewairenmadenantingle,tazhonghaishihuibangliusongshuoliangjuhaohua。

zheijinianxiangchuxialai,suiranliusonggentayoumingwushi,queyerenbuzhuduiyanqianzheigechuchentuosudedaxiaojie,chanshenglexiehaogan。

“xuaner,nitingshuolemeiyou?neigezhugejiadexiaoshaoyejintianlaizhaolaoyezile,jushuoshiweilenini!”

zhuxuandemamalihuifangxiashoujixiandeyilianxingfen,jiangzheigexiaoxigaosuzhuxuandao。

shengyinsuiranbuda,keshizaichufangaozhoudeshangmennvxuliusong,haishiqingxiditingdaolezhangmuniangkouzhongdemeiyigezi。

ercishizhuxuanbaixidelianshangluchujingyadeshenqing,kequeyemeishuoshenme。

kanzheliusongxizheweiqunyifujiatingfunandemoyang,zhuxuanneixinrenbuzhukuxiaoleyisheng。

“wozenmezheimemingkua?xianshibeiyeyeanpaijilewankushaoyezhugexuan,rujinqueyoujiajilezheiyangyigewusuoshishidenanren……”

“nanderenjiazhugegongzihaizheimeyouxin,nigancuiheneigefeiwulihunsuanle!”

lihuijiannvermeiyoufanying,jixuyadileshengyinshuo。

jiuzaicishi,menlingxiangqi,lairenshizhujialaoyezidebaobiaozhufulong。

zhufulongyijinmen,juranputongyishengguilexialai,kukuqiudao:“xuanerxiaojie,qiunigenwoqujianyimianzhugeshaoyeba。rangtafangguozhujia,fangguozhulaoba!”