第2章 主动送上门的渣爹渣娘

“niang,santianle,meimeizenmehaimeixing。”

shengxiadeyangguangqiangliechire,ouerchuanlaijishengchanming。

jiangfunei,sangeshaonianweizuozaijiangwanwanshenbian,yanjingyizhabuzhadidingzheta。

“chuaner,qingshengxie,xiaoyatouhaizaishui,biejingraodaota。”jiangfurenchenguaiyisheng,jixuxiushoushangdehebao。

“niang,nigendieshuolemeiyou,xiaoyatoushiyidingyaodangwomeimeide,yaoshidiebutongyi,wojiusapodagun,zhidaotatongyiweizhi。”nianjizuixiaodeshaonianzhuanguoshen,kanxiangjiangfuren。

qitaliangmingshaonianyedingzhejiangfuren,yilianqidaihejinzhang。

jiangfurenguaner,“cishiwoyijingtongnidieshangliangguole,nidietongyijiangxiaoyatouliuzaifuli。”

zheisangehaizi,zicongtingshuodiejianhuilaiyigexiaonvhai,shuyebudule,jianyebulianle,chengtianjiuzhidaowangzheierpao。

sangeshaoniandunshihuanhuqilai,jiangfurentaishou,“nimenbiegaoxingdetaizao,cishihaidexiaoyatouzijitongyicaixing。”

“niang,meimeiyidinghuitongyide。”

“dui,wojitamaihaoduohaoduohaochide,tayidinghuitongyide。”

“neiwojitamaiwanjuheyishang!”

sangeshaonianchongjingzheyoumeimeizhihoudexingfushenghuo,lehehediyoucoujinjiangwanwan,fangfozenmekandoukanbugou。

meimeidexiaolianfenbaifenbaide,haoxiangciwawa。

meimeideshouzhenxiaoa,biliufangzhaidebaozihaixiao。

meimeidelianshanghaiyouxiaojiuwoni!

jiangwanwanzhengkaiyan,jiukanjiansanzhangjinzaizhichidelian,hedeyisuo,dakuqilai,“buyaodawanwan,buyaodawanwan!”

sangeshaoniandunshishoumangjiaoluanqilai。

“娘,妹妹醒了!”

“meimeikule!niang,zenmeban!”

“meimeibiepa,womenbushihuairen。”

jiangfurenlianmangfangxiashouzhongdezhenxian,jiangjingzuoerqidejiangwanwanbaozaihuaizhong,“yatoubiepa,womendoubushihuairen,bupaa,guai。”

suizhejiangfurendeanfu,jiangwanwandekushengjianjianxiaole,tachouyezhezaicizhengkaiyan,jinzhangdikanxiangwuneidesiren。

这是哪里啊?

wanwanhaishibeimaidiaolema?

好害怕!

jiantamenquanshenbeidandandehuangseguangyunbaoguozhe,qingkejianguangyunyouxiaosanle,jiangwanwanzhengzhadedongzuomanmantinglexialai。

tacongxiaobiannengkanjianbierenshenshangdeyanse,nianghediedieshenshangshiheisede,zheinuanhuangsedeguangtazhizailinainaishenshangjianguo。

linainaishiweiyiduitahaoderen,meiyoudaguota,yemeiyoumaguota,haitoutoujitamoyao,jitatangchi。

neizheijigegegehezheigeyiyiyegenlinainaiyiyang,buhuidatayebuhuimatama?

“meimei,nitoutengbuteng?”

“meimei,wozheiyoulihuatang,nichibuchi?”

“haiyouzheigewawa,woteyimaide,jini,biekulehaobuhao?”

kanzheyigunaobeisaidaohuailidedongxi,jiangwanwandexiaonaodaiyunyunde。

taconglaimeijianguozheixiehaodongxi,haopiaoliangdewawa。

jiangwanwangangshenchudexiaoshouyousuolehuilai。

buxing,shangcimolemoniangqindemuzanzi,jiubeimaleyidun,bunengmo。

keshiwawazhendehaokeai,wanwanhaoxiangmo。

kanjianjiangwanwanxiaoxinyiyideyangzi,jiangfurendeyankuangyouhongle。

duoguaidehaizi,taikelianle。

“meimei,wojiaojiangyinchuan,jinnianshisisui。”

“wojiaojiangyinli,jinnianshiersui。”

“wojiaojiangyinan,jinnianjiusui。”

sangeshaonianqiaojianjiangwanwanqieshengshengdemoyang,huoxiangyizhishoujingdexiaotuzi,lianmangaigejieshaoziji。

“yinchuan,yinli,yinan,nimenbiehezhemeimei。”jiangfurenqingfuzhejiangwanwanwuheidezhangfa,roushengdao,“yatou,womenshijiunideren,bushihuaidan,bieji,buhaipa,zanmenmanmanlai。”

zheigeyiyihaowenrou,huaibaozhonghaiyounuannuandeweidao,tahaoxihuan。

niangconglaimeizheiyangbaoguota。

jiangwanwanxilexibizi,shentijianjianfangsongxialai,kunyixilai。

haiweiwanquanhuifudejiangwanwanbishangyanjingyoujinrulemengxiang。

jiangfurenweitagaihaobeizi,daizhesangeerziqingshouqingjiaozouchulefangjian。

pingyangxianxianya,jiangxianlingzuozaianqianzhenglijuanzong,huaiyuanqiaomenxiaopaojinlai,“xianlingdaren,yamenkouyourenyinweiduzhaijiufennaoshi。”

jiangxianlingweitaitou,“cidengxiaoshianxunchangchengxuchulibianshi,nizheimezhejizuoshenme。”

“daren,xiaodeqianquchakan,tingdaoneiqianzhaideyinanyinvzaizhengzhijianshuolesanriqian、nver、dasi、rengdiaoshenmede,haoxiangyuneirijianhuilaidexiaoyatouyouguan,neiliangrenyouqiahaoshiqingshancundecunmin,shijiandidiandouduideshang,xiaorenjiuganjinlaixiangninbingbao。”

tinglehuaiyuandehua,jiangxianlinglimajiangjuanzongfangxia,paianerqi,“cishidangzhen?zanmenhaiweizhaodaoren,tamendaozijisongshangmenlaile,jiangrendaishanglai,benguandaoyaokankanshinagezhugouburudechushengzheiyangnvedaizijidenver!”

datangzhishang,jiangxianlingshenzheguanfu,duanzuozaianqian。

tamuguangruju,jinjindingzhetangxiabeiyashanglaideneiduinannv。

nanziyishanlanlv,jianzuihousai,pifuyouhei,nvzitoufasanluan,yanjingxizhang,miandarupan,liangrendoukanqilaizeimeishuyande。

zheiliangren......shineixiaoyatoudefumu?

怎么看怎么不像啊!

zheizhongmoyangruheshengdechuneibanruhuasiyudeguinv?

jiangxianlingchenzhelian,xianruleshenshendeziwohuaiyizhizhong,ruguozheizhongrendounengshengchuneimeshuilingdeguinv,tapingshenmebuxing!

cishi,zhanzaineinannvshenpang,feitoudaerdenanzi“putong”yishengguixia,touzhongzhongkezaidishang,“qiudarenweicaominzuozhua!”

jiangxianlingyipaijingtangmu,“tangxiaheren,weiheshizhengchao,yiwuyishidishuoqingchu。”

“caominzhangsanbao/jiangheshun/wangcuilankoujianxianlingdaren!”sanrengaohuzhe,qiqibailexiaqu。

“daren,caominshihuangyucuncunminzhangsanbao,shanggeyuejiangheshunzaidufangtongxiaorendudaxiao,shulewuliangyinzi,shuohaoshitianyihouhai,daoxianzaihaiweihaishang!”

“zhangsanbao,wodoushuolezaijiwosantianshijian,woyidinghai,nihaifeidenaodaogongtangshanglai。”

“jiangheshun,nihaiyoulianmianshuo,neishangshanggeyueniqianwodewuliangyinzini,haiyoushangshangshanggeyueqiandeshiliang,nijintianbixuyicixinghaiqingle,fouzenineidiqijiubiexiangyaole!”

“nigebuyaoliande,haixiangdawojiadiqidezhuyi,woshihuagaosuni,yaoqianmeiyou,yaomingyitiao!”jiangheshunbaotiaorulei,zhizhezhangsanbaodebizima。

jiangxianlingmiansetieqing,yonglipailexiajingtangmu,“gongtangzhishang,qirongnimenxuanhua,zaichao,tuochuqugedaershidaban!”

datangzhishangdunshianjingxialai。

“qianzhaihaiqian,tianjingdiyi,genjuwochaolvling,qianzhaibuhaimanlianggeyue,daliushidaban!”

jiangheshunhewangcuilanhedezhiduosuo,liushidaban,pigubudedakaihuaa!

youtingjiangxianlingwendao,“jiangheshun、wangcuilan,benguantingshuonimenzaimenkouzhengzhi,shuodasileyigexiaoyatou,zheishizenmehuishia?”