第1章
“造孽呀！”
yidaobaonudeshengyincongwuwaichuanlai。
lipingpingzhijuedetounaohunchen，taiyanshi，shenbianquezhanzheyiweijunmeidenanren，“zheishishenmedifang？”tamangranchusheng，huacaichukou，fanzadejiyifengyongerzhi。
tingjianguguaidewenhua，fudongjuntiaomei，huanhuanjiangshouzhongdebeizifangxia，“wojia。”tayuqicuoezhongdaizhexiexubuyichajuededanxin。
touguoyuanzhudejiyi，taqingchudezhidao，mianqianzheinanrenzhengshitadezhangfu——fudongjun！
yuanzhugentatongmingtongxing，shilijiadexiaonver，shiersuideshihoumeileniang，budaoyinian，tadedieliyijiuqulegejimuzhangcuihua。
haimeidenglipingpinghuiguoweierlai，jiujianyigefudongjundemuqinzhouxiuxiutuikaimen，dabuchongjinlai，“nigesaobaxing，yaobushiweileni，woerzihezhiyuci！”
“ma！”fudongjunmianlunanse，“nibieshuole，zheibushitadecuo。”
“bushitadecuoshisheidecuo？nandaoshiwodecuo？”zhouxiuxiuyikanzijideerzidoubeilipingpingjikengle，jingranhaibangzhetashuohua，dunshiqibudayichulai。
duanzuozaichuangshang，lipingpingningzhemeitou，yuanzhujiajingbuhao，danzhangxianghao，chengjihao，tongcundeguniangjiezhekaiwanxiao，jiangyuanzhudaidaolepianpizhidi，haijiangcunzilideliulanghanyinguoqu。
yuanzhuxianxiebeidianwushi，beifudongjunsuojiu，cunminmenwenshengganlaizhiji，jiuzhiyoufudongjunheyishanbuzhengdeyuanzhu。
eryuanzhuzeyinweijingjue，zaoyiyunming。
benjiuhujiaomanchandezhangcuihualengshisapodagun，siyixuanyangfudongjunyuyuanzhuyouqing，rangfujiarenquleyuanzhujinmen。
“nidoubeitahaichengshenmeyangle？”zhouxiuxiujihouhoudirangrang，“tadoujiadaozanmenjiale，wozheigezuopopode，haibunengshuotaliangjule。”
“ma，tashentihaimeihao。”
“tashentibuhao，shiwoshangdema？nigaoqingchu，xianzaishitaduibuqiwomenjia，shitahaileni，shitahaidenibeirenzhizhidiandian，liandaizhenidiezheigecunzhanglianshangdoumeiguang！”
fudongjunshenweicunzhangdeerzi，beichuanchuzheiyangdeshiqing，cunzhangziranyeshoudaoleqianlian。
lipingpingburenjianfudongjunweinan，suikaikou，“ayi。”
sheizhidao，zheiyishuohua，jiuchuolemafengwole，“nikankan，zheihaiyoumeiyouyidianguijule，doujiadaozanmenjiale，haijiaoayini，meiguiju，nineishudoududaogouduziliqule！”
lipingping：wozheibushipajiaoma，nigengjieshoubulema。
fudongjunweilejiutaluoxiamaming，tajiusuanjifudongjunyigemianzi，zheisheng“ma”yebushijiaobuchukou。
jieguozheixia，zhouxiuxiugengshiyikouqibiezaixinlixiabuquchubulai。
谁想让她叫妈了！
ketaganggangcaiyinweilipingpingbugaikoumalerenjia，zheihuierrenjiagaikoule，tazongbunengjixubailianzile。
“youshiershuo！”zhouxiuxiubeilipingpingbaileyidao，mianzishangxiabulai，lianseheyuqidoubuhao。
lipingpingnenglijie，taaizixinqiema！
“ayi，zheijianshiqingfudongjunshiweilejiuwo，wohuizhaojihuixiangcunminmenjieshiqingchude，haiyouwomanalenimendeqian，wohuixiangbanfataoyaohuilaide。”
“zhiyuzheihun，nimenruoshibuyuanyi，dengshiqingjiejuele，wojiukeyihefudongjunlihun。”
lipingpingzheifanhua，daoshirangzhouxiuxiuchileyijing，xinxiaandao：guoranshiduleshude，jiushibimeidushudefunvyoujianshi。
“lihun？xiangnishuodeneimejiandanni？niyigelilehundenvren，nizenmehuo？”
lipingpingjianzhouxiuxiujingranzuixianguanxinzheige，xinzhongweinuan，kanlaiyeshigedaozizuidoufuxindenvren。
“zheishidao，zhiyaokennuliganhuode，zongguishiebusi，ninbubidanxin。”
lipingpingmianshangrouhe，haoxianghaidaizhexiweidexiaoyi，hennenganfurenxin。
zhouxiuxiumanduzideqi，kanzhetazheigemoyang，haoxiangyexiaolebushao，“nizijixinliyoushujiuxing，chulaichifan！”
说完，她转身就走。
lipingpingweiweiditou，meiyanhanxiao，guoranshigedaozizuidoufuxin，wailengneirede。
yitaitou，jiukanjianfudongjunzhengkanzhetafaleng。
“kanshenmeni？”tataitouchaozhefudongjunxiaoxiao，zhangdedaoshitinghaokan，kexile，tamenzhudingbukenengde。
huitoudeganjinbahunlile，biedanwurenjia。
“mei，ganjinchuquchifanba，buranwomayouyaochaole。”fudongjunhuluanshuoleyiju，yezhuanshenzoule。
lipingpinggenzaitashenhouwangchuzou，zoudaoyiban，jiutingjiantadishengshuo：“womaneirenjiuneiyang，tameishenmehuaixinside，nibiejieyi。”
lipingpingxiaozhediantou，“wozhidao。”ruoshihuairen，zenmehuiguanxintalihunyihouderizi，youzenmehuijiaotachulaichifan。