第一章 穿越成孩子娘

yunwucun,yipojiudeshanshenmiaoli。

lianggezhangdeyimoyiyangdejunqiaoxiaonanhai,chuanzheyishenpojiudeguzhuangyishan,shounamugun,huzheshenhouhunmidenvren。

“nizheihuairen,buzhunguolai,buzhunqifuniangqin,nizaiguolaikanwomendanibu!”

chuyangangyouyishi,jiutingdaozheiyangnaixiongnaixiongdehuayu,rangtarenbuzhuzhengkaileyan。

yinzhezheilianghaizibeizhetazhande,suoyizhinengkanzhelunkuo。

tamenkanqilaibuguosansisui,shoudegenzhuganside,quehubaosidehuzheta。jinguantuiduziyouxiedazhan,yebuhoutuiyibu。

等等,古装?

tazheishi……chuanyuelebucheng?!

 

头疼欲裂。

naohailituranshanguoyidachuanlingsuidejiyi,tahailaibujiyiyizhengli,quehenkuai,zhengshilefangcaidexiangfa。

 

tatangtanghuaxiadiyidao,jingranshuiyijuejiuchuanle!

 

zheiyaoshishuochuqupashimeiyoujigehuixiangxin。

 

yuanzhuhetatongmingtongxing,doujiaochuyan。gushenyirendaizhelianghaizibushuo,haibeitahounianglidahuajidianjishangle!

 

zheihuier,hounianglidahuazhengpansuanzhejiangyuanzhulianggehaizidaizoumaiqian!gengyinweiyuanzhuhuzheliangxiaoluobutou,zhei**jingranyigunzixiaqubayuanzhujihuohuoqiaosile!

 

这才有了她穿过来。

 

xiangdaoyuanzhuzhiqiandezaoyu,chuyandeyanlijiubuyoudefanqilengyi,gangxiangzhanqilai,hounianglidahuadeshengyinjiuxiangleqilai。

“nimennei**niangyijingbeiwodayunguoqule,nimenliangshixiangdejiugenwozou。fouze,kanwobubanimenmaidaogongliqudangtaijian。zhidaoshenmeshitaijianma,jiushineizhongmeilexiaodidide…”

zheilaonvrenhaizhenshiedu。

zheilianghaizisuiranbushitadeqinwaisun,keyesuanbangebushi,tajingranshuodechuzheiyangkonghedehua,jianzhijiubushiren。

buguotingtazheihua,jiusuanbubatamenmaijingong,pashiyehuimaidaobiededifangqu。

chuyancengdezhanleqilailengshenghedao:“nizuomeng,tamenbuhuigennizou,woyebuhuirangnidaizoutamen!”

“niang,wuwu,nixingla!”

lianggexiaobaozi,yilianxinxidediudiaogunzi,ruoshudaixiongsidezuoyouyigebaozhulechuyandegebo,naodaihaikaolekao。

满满的依赖感。

kandechuyanmomingdexinteng,molemotamendetou,yuqirouhedeshuodao:“guai,niangmeishi。nimenbiedanxin。”

“siyatou,nijingranzhuangyun。”

huiguoshendelidahua,fangfoshoulehendaqipianside,dengzhetaneishuangdiaoshaosanjiaoyan,nubukeedechaozhechuyanchongleguolai,yangshoujiuyaodata。

chuyanyijingbushiyuanlaidechuyanle,ziranbuhuirentada,lazhelianggehaizishanbilekai。

“guai,darendeshi,nianglai。”

chuyanpailepailianggexiaobaozidetou,shiyitamenyibiandengzhe。

liangxiaobaozixiangshiyiyan,xiayishidejianqimugundaizaiyibian,yibeibushizhixu。

“打我?”

“fanleni,kanwojintianbuhaohaoshoushini。”

lidahuakanlekanzhouwei,zhuaqiyigengunzi,duizhechuyanjiuchouleguolai。

chuyanlengxiaoyisheng,jiezhugunzi,shuaishouyibazhangshanzailelidahuadelianshang,yilianshanlehaoduoxiazhidaobatadeliandazhong,caitingxialai。

“ni,nijinggandawo。”

lidahuamanliandebukezhixin,shuohuadouyouxiejiebale。zheiyangxionghendechuyan,takecongbucengjiandaoguo。

“danizenmele,wohaichuainini。”

chuyantaituiyijiaojiuduizhetachuaileguoqu,lidahuashanbibuyi,zhenggerenputongyishengdaozailedishang,yachiyixiakediaolehaojike。

lianggexiaobaozi,kandeyanjingdouzhile。

tamenniangfahuodeyangziyetailihaile。

“siyatou,nigechoubuyaoliande**,nigemeirenyaodepeiqianhuo,wogennimeiwan!!”

lidahuawuzheloufengdezui,mamalieliedejiaoxiaozhe。

chuyanjiantayaopaqilai,maizhebuzishangqianjiucaizailetadeshoushang:“nihuibuhuishuorenhua,buhuishuowojiaoni?”

当真是给她脸了。

“ni,nibushichuyan…”

lidahuaduishangchuyandeyanmou,nalihaishuodechumarendehua。cishidetazhijuedehunshenfaleng,xiayishidexiangwanghoutui,keshoubeicaizhegenbendongbule。

chuyanmeiyoulihuitashuodehua,tiaomeikanxiangtachuyanjinggao:“yihoujianzhewo,raodaozou。zaigandatamendezhuyi,wodinghuirangnihouhuilaidaozheishishang!”

hualuo,chuyanyouchuailetayijiao:“haibugun!”

lidahuazheshipaletale,paqilaijiuxiangpao,quebeichuyanlanzhule:“gun,dongma?budongwojiudadaonidong?”

“你…”

lidahuayiliandebufuqi,keyixiangdaochuyanganggangxiongcandeyangzi,shunjianyanqixigu,meiganzainaotengle。

tabenjiuzhangdeyouxiepang,gunqilaifangfoyigeqiuside。gunlehaoyihuier,caicongshanshenmiaoligunchuqu。

liangxiaobaozikande,qianfuhouyang,zheshihaoxiaoyoujieqi。

“娘,你好厉害…”

“niang,wohaoxihuanxianzaideni。”

liangxiaobaozipaoleguolai,yilianchongbaidekanzhechuyan。

niyiyanwoyijudeshuodehaobugaoxing。

yebuzhidaoshibushiyouxueyuandeyuangu,fanzhengchuyanyikandaotamenjiutingxihuande。

chuyangoulegouchun,yishouyigejiangtamenbaoleqilai:“niangyehenxihuanjintiandenimen。nimenxiangbuxiangxiangniangyiyanglihaini?”

lianggexiaobaozilianliandiantou。

chuyanchukoudao:“niangkeyijiaonimen,buguonimenyihoubunengzhangzhezijihuiwushujiusuibianqifuren,zhidaoma?”

“知道了,娘。”

huayingangluo,lianggexiaobaozideduzijiugugugudejiaoleqilai,tamenbaozheduzijilixiangkongzhi,quejiaodegenghuanle。

“niang,bushiwomenxiangchi,shitaele。”

chuxiaobaohongzheyizhangxiaolianxiaoshengshuodao。

chuyanyiting,zhenggerenbeimengdebuxing,bajiqinletayikou。kandechudabaoxianmubuyi,zhangzheimeda,niangkecongmeiqinguota。

huoxushiganjuedaolechudabaodeyiyang,chuyanyeditouqinletayixia。

quebuxiangzheiyimu,yizhiliuzaichudabaonaohaili,zhizhihenduonianguoqutayiranjiyiyouxin。

“zou,womenzuochidequ。”

wenyan,chudabaozhoulezhoumeishuodao:“niang,womenjinyoudejigehongshu,jintianzaoshangyijingchile,niwanglema?”

“zheige,duie,niangwangle。”

“zou,womenqushanshangzhuanzhuan。”

tongguoyuanzhudejiyi,chuyanzhidaoshanshenmiaohoumianyoushan,shanshangwuchanfengfu,buguotamenmeineidaliedebenshi,conglaidouzhizaiwaiweiwaxieyecai。

chuyanzishibudasuanzhiwayecai,tahaixiangjinshenshanpengpengyunqi,kebatamenfangjializhongjiushibufangxinde,suoxingyibingdaishangle。

shanshenmiaojulihoumiandeshan,bingbushihenyuan。

yitiaoxiaodaozouguoqubiandaoleshandewaiwei。

kanlekan,xixishushuzhangzhedeyecai,chuyanshuodao:“nimenliangzaizheiwayecaidengniang,niangjinlimiankankan,yihuierjiuhuilai。”

shenshandeweixian,chudabaotamenyeshizhidaode,shuoshenmeyeburangtaqu。

chuyanmeibanfa,zhidezanshifangqile。

muzisanrenbianwaqileyecai。

wazhewazhe,chuyanturankandaoyuanchuyoujizhushuxidezhiwu,suiranyouxiegankule,dantahaishirenlechulai。