yemiaomiaoqishixiongxiongdezoujintudong，jiangshoulidepokuangzhijierengdaomianqiandefeizhuangcixingshenshang。
“huzhuangniang，nikekanqingle，zheixiedoushinijiahuzhuangzahuaidekuang，yigekuangyikuairou，peiba!”
huzhuangniangshigeshenmexingzi，yemiaomiaozaozaijinmenqiancongkongjianlikanlegeqingchu，pingbanshangsuiranzhiyouduanduansanxingzi，kezuyijiangtadepolawulainizimanhengmiaoshuqingchule。
erenhaixuerenmo，yemiaomiaoxiangruguozijihaoshenghaoqidehetajiangli，taweibihuidaying，buruzhaozheyiwangdexingzilai。
耍泼，她最会了。
huzhuangniangbeizadeyouxiemeng，takeshibuluolichulemingdezhuangshuo，cixingmendoubizhetazou，zheiyemiaomiaoshiefengleme，juranganlaizhaotayaorouchi？
“nimenlianggeshihuzhuangdieba，nimenyelaijipingpingli，nijiahuzhuangchuanglehuonimendangdienianggaibugaiguan，nimenyaobuguanwojiuquzhaozuzhang，gaonimenyijiahehuoqilaiqifuwoyigewailaicixing，nimenzheiyangzuoshixiangduanlezulideshenglume？”
zulidabufendeshourendoushizheiyipiantushengtuzhangde，yemiaomiaoheyinjianqueshiliuluozaifujinbeizuzhangjianhuilaide，qishigengxiangshiyourenguyibatamenrengzaibuluowaide，yinweizuzhangjiantamendeshihou，tamenhaidoushiweichengniandebandazaizai。
zuzhangyixinxiwangbuluokeyixingwangfada，suoyigewaizhenxixinjiarubuluodeleshouren，tebieshicixing。
yinweiduiyushourenlaishuo，cixingjiushiyigebuluodeshenghuoxiwang，cixingduodebuluocaihuirendingxingwangyouqiantu，suoyi，shourenmenzuidadejihuijiushishanghaicixing。
yemiaomiaoyipiguzuozaidishangmoqiyanleidao：“kelianwojiayinjianshangzhebunengchuqubulie，quanpingzheidianzishouyihuanrouchi，zuzhangruguobujiwozuozhuwojiudaizhezaizaimenzou，rangqitabuluodeshourendouzhidaozheihutoushanshigeshenmedi，kanhaiyousheihuilaizheilianjia。”
huzhuangniang：“haoa，neizanmenjiuyiqiquzhaozuzhangpingpingli，zongbunengnishuoshajiushisha。”
taqiangshiguanle，ziranbuhuiqingyixiangyemiaomiaotuoxie，danlingwailianggexiongxingqueshiqingxingde，tamenshenzhizuzhanghuizenyangduanzheiguansi，gengqingchuzijiahuzhuangdeweiren，taqifuyincangneijigezaizaiyebushiyiliangtiandeshi，zhishiconglaiyebujianyemiaomiaozhaolaiyaoshuofa，yinjianneigefeirengengshilianmendouchubule。
“kanshenmekan，congqiandeshiwohaimeizhaonimensuanzhangni，jinerzheishinimenruguozaibubiaotai，neikejiubushiyikuairounengjiejuedele。”
yemiaomiaodanshiqiaozhelianggexiongxingchayitanjiudeyanshenbianzhitamenshizenmexiangde，taxianshengduoren：“kannimenzheiyangzishibudasuanpeile，neizanmenyebielangfeishijianle，xianzaijiuzhaozuzhangqu。”
tashizhongbayanligongzhengdezuzhangbaiqianmian，lianggexiongxingduishiyiyanhoujuedinghaishixishiningren。
“nimenlianggenaohuojitarouganshenme，xiangtazheizhongbuyaoliandecixingjiuhuogaijiagecanfeiesi，jiusuandaolezuzhangneiliwoyebupatade。”
yemiaomiaochenggongdenadaoroukuai，renpinghuzhuangniangzaishenhouruhematadoumeizailihui，zhiyishoutizheroukuai，yishoubaoqiyinbaoerwanghuizou。
“tazhendeyaodaoroule。”
“haibushijizijichide，neimexiannenderoukuai，tacaibuhuishedefenjiwomen。”
yincangheyinbozhaojiugenzaishenhousuisuinian，yinbaoertongyangdingzheroukuaiyanleyankoushui，zaitaniuliankanqushiyouhaipadewuzhuyanjing。
“baoerbue，baoershenmeyebuchi。”
zheixiaoyatousihuhenpahetaduishi，beitabaozhedexiaoshenbanyeshizhililide。
“ng，neiganggangshisheideduzigugujiaole？”
yemiaomiaobaozhezheimegeruanmengdexiaowaer，renbuzhujiuxiangdounongtayixia。
yinbaoerxiaolianhongdexiangpingguo，xiaozuiminjinyaoleyaotou，shengpayishuohuakoushuihuiliuxialai，yemiaomiaojiantazheiyangzhijiakuailejiaobu，sangezaizaiedetaijiule，tayaokuaidianhuiqujitamennongfanchi，zhiyuhuzhuangniangneigechouniangmen，dengtanatianxianleyidingyaoshoushihuiqu。
jinjiahoutajiujiangyinbaoerfangxia，yincangheyinbolimabayinbaoerhuzaishenhou，manyanjingtidewangzheta。
“wo，womenchuqudaizhe，nibieshengqi。”
caiyiyan，lianggezaizaijiusongle，shuohuajiulazheyinbaoerwangwuwaizou。
“yihuichifan，biezouyuanle。”
yemiaomiaozhichongzhetamenbeiyinghanleyisangzi，meixiangdaotamenquepaodegengkuaile，xiangshibeiguinianleyiyang。
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guangyouroumeiyoudiaoliaokezenmecheng，yemiaomiaoshizhedakaikongjianpengpengyunqi，meixiangdaohuojiashangzhendeyouduolejiyangdongxi。
diaoliaoguanzitaiguozhayan，yemiaomiaozhijianglimiandefenmiandaozaishiwanlibeiyong，tayouqiaoleyanlingyipingyaofen，xinzhonganzisisuozhe。
anshuokongjianshibuhuichuxianmeiyongdedongxi，zheipingyaofenyeyidinghuiqidaotadezuoyong，zhishi，zheidaodishijisheiyongdeni？
suanle，haishixianzuorouba，tazijiyekuaiedezhanbuwenle。
shourenzheigeshihouhaimeiyouguo，duobanjiashanghuokaorouchi，yeyouyibufenshourenxuehuileyongnibaguozheroukuaimaihuoduilimenkaoshuchi，keshizheiyangtaifeigongfu。
yemiaomiaoxianglexianghou，xianjiangyaolaideroutaoxiganjing，zaijiangshipenfangemianbaroufangshangmian，yongshirenbarouhuakaiqiechengsisifangfangdexiaokuai，shirenbubidaofengli，yongqilaiduoshaoyoudianfeishi。
tayouchumenjiangjigezaizaihanhuilai，tamensuiranbuyuanjiejinta，kexinlihaipayoubuganbutingtadehua，neizhouqimeitouzuoyouweinanhouyouyingyongfusibandexiaobiaoqing，jianzhibuyaotaikeai。
“cangernidaizheyinboqubaijizhixizhangdezhitiaolai，yinbaoernijiuguaiguaizuozhe，dengzheniangqinjinimenkaorouchi。”
jiansangezaizaidoutongkuanmengbiliankanzheta，tazhihaoshuangshouchayaodao：“xianzailikemashanganwoshuodezuo。”
yinbaoerdiyigediaotouhuidaomuwulikaoqiangzuoxia，shuangshoubaoxi，yishuangdayanzhizhidedingzheqianfang，mubuxieshideyangzixiangjilekeshangrenzhentingjiangdexiaoxuesheng。
yincangyelazheyinboxiangyuanwaizouqu，zaizaimenbanzheidianxiaoshihaishihenkuaide，yemiaomiaozheibiancaijianghuoshenghao，tamenjiuyijingwozhezhitiaohuilaile。
“quneibianshipenlidoubashouxiganjing，ranhouzuoxiadengzhe。”
yemiaomiaojieguozhitiaokaishichuanrouchuan，taditourenzhendemangliuzhe，yishiyemeizhuyidaoyincangkantadeyanshen。
huojiashangpingpuzheyigetiewang，shiyemiaomiaoqiaoqiaocongkongjianlinachulaide，tajiangrouchuanyigegebaishangqu，ranhouyousalexiediaoliaofen。
huoshizhenghao，zizideshengxiangbansuizheyizhenzhenxiangweizhiwangrenbizilizuan。
“cangernikanzhedian，ruguofaxianroukuaihulejiuheniangqinshuo。”
yemiaomiaohaixiangzaidiaoyixiezhanliao，taqiaoqiaodeqielejikuaisuanpianfanglimian，benlaixiangzhenengpeidianshengcaijiuhaole，keshikongjianxiaoqidehen，taganggangzhanzailimianhanleneimejiu，yezhiduoleyigudusuan，lvsedeshucailiangeyeziyingdoumeiyou。
yiqiezhunbeihaohou，yemiaomiaohoucaifaxianzheiwuziligenbenmeiyouzhuozihedengzi，sangezaizaiyedoushizuozaidishangde。