第1章 我要给自己接生

mantiandewuyunfanyongzheshandian,qihandexiaofengsusu,qingpendayujiangluozaipojiuhuangnidezhuanfang。

“啊——”

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jieshengpoliupozizhengzaipangbian,kanzhechanfuchichishengbuxialaiyejuedejishou。

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“liupozi,nibunengzoua,zheihaizihaimeichutouni……”

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“yetan,nizenmeliangehaizidoushengbuchulai,zhenshiyidianyongyemeiyou。”

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“bu,buyao,a……”

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“kuaidianshenga!”guchunmeicuicu,jiadaleliduanyayunfuduzi。

轰隆。

shandianleimingshanshuoguangmang,guchunmeichongmanzhezhoudelaolian,kanqilaimianmuzhengningeryinsen。

……

wuziwaimian,gaodadenanrenchuanzhedianlansemianyi,mianwubiaoqingdekanzheyuexiayuejidedayu,jinwozheshuangquanxieluzhetadejinzhanghebuan。

kanjianliupoziwuzhebizi,zouchulaideyishunjian,nanrendeshenyingjimangjiangtalanzhu,chenshengwendao,“wolaopoxianzaizenmeyangle?darenhexiaohaidoupinganma?”

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shuowan,tabajieshengdeqiansaihuijiluanhua,zheisirendeqianliupozikebuganshou。

luanhuadelianseningzhong,tadequantouwodegengjiajinle。

双胎!还难产!

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tabunengyanzhengzhengdekanzhelaopohaizisongsi!

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xiaoguniangjinlechanfang,bujinyouxietantebuan。

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“啊!”

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“gequzhaohuangpozile……”

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“a,dasao!nixingxing!”

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痛!

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yetandeyishiqingxing,tadelenghanzhimao。

这是哪里?

tadeduzizenme、zheimetong?!

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zhentongjiabeidexilai,yetanditoukandaozijishenxiagaogaolongqideduzi。

她正在生产!

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tabukezhixindekanzheyanqiandexiaoguniang,tachouleyikouqi,“nishixiaoguzi?”

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yetanshiyingzhejuliedetengtong,xiangyaojinkuaijianghaizishengxialai。

xianzaidanwumeiyimiao,zijidehaizidoukenengyouweixian。

她要为自己接生!