第1章 垃圾,你也配叫板

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“moyaning,nizuibafangganjingdian!womashinixiaoyi,nimeizigeduitashuosandaosi!”zhongxiaoxiqideshuangyanfahong,talunqishoubaochaomoyaningzaguoqu。

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kandaotashuangshoubaozheduziwaidaozaidi,moyaningdeyidexiaole:“nixiangjianlaotaipojiubahuazuodebanquanzhuanjiwo,tingshuolaotaiposhentibuhao,laomingbubaoshifenfenzhongdeshiqing。”

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“moyaning,tayeshinidewaipo,nizenmexiadequshou!”

“nimeizigegenwopanguanxi!laotaiposhiwomadehouma,nimashitadailaidetuoyouping,nimengenwomeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi!buguo,zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua,wojiubalaotaipohaijini。”

moyaningtaochuhetongrengzaitamianqian,kanlajisidenizheta:“ziwobangniqianle,anshouyinzheidianxiaoshibuyongwojiaoniba?”

he,shidaorujin,tahaiyouxuanzema?

“moyaning,nizuihaoshuodaozuodao!”

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genjuhetongtiaokuan,tayaowuchangzhuanrangxianyouhuazuodesuoyouquan,wanghouzijisuishouhuageertongjianbihuabanquandoushimoyaningde,zheinashihetong,fenmingshimaishenqi!moyaninghainengzai**yidianma?

congxiaodaoda,zijidedongxidouhuibeimoyaningqiangzou,shaoyoubucongzhaolaidebushiyimadelengyanlengyu,jiushimoyaningdequandajiaoti,ketamoyaningpingshenme?

pingwaipodaizhemuqinjiaguolaiyongqianfuliuxiadeyichanwanjiulewaigongbinlinpochandeshengyi,waigongyiqushiwaipohemuqinjiubeiyimaganchujiamen?haishipingmuqinshiguweihan、yimajiutangerhuangzhidechenglemotaitai?

moyaningyongyoudeyiqiebengaishuyuziji,tayoushenmezigezaizijimianqianyaowuyangwei?

taxiongzhongjinshifenhendenuhuo,jinjiezheailedangtouyibang。

“zhongxiaoxi,nibiejilianbuyaolian,yaobushiwenkaijielixiangwotuijian,wohuirangnidepohuaguanwodemingzi?wanglegaosuni,leiwenkaixianzaishiwonanpengyou,yaoshibeitakandaonixianzaideyangzi,nishuotahuibuhuigandaoexin?”

zhongxiaoxinanyizhixindedengdaleyanjing,zijiduileiwenkaitaoxintaofei,weiletashenzhifangqigongpaichuguodejihui,ketani?

pashitazaojiubeizhezijidashanglemoyaning,fouzetazenmehuishenbuzhiguibujuededaizouwaipo,haidingzhezijiweifabiaodehuazuoqiongzhuimengda?zijizhenshixialeyan!

“mingtianjiushitawei**bandehuazhankaizhanderidarizi,nizuihaoguaiguaitinghua,fouzewobunengbaozhenglaotaiponenghuoduojiu!”

zhongxiaoxibahetongsidefensui,tatonghendedengzhemoyaning:“waipozainaerwohuiquzhao,nixiangyongjizhangpozhimaiduanwoyibeizi,zuomeng!huashiwodexinxue,niyaoshiganyongzaihuazhanshang,wojiugennisikedaodi。”

“nijingjiubuchixiangchifajiushiba?gexiao**,gangenwojiaoban,kanwozenmeshoushini!”moyaningmuluxiongguang,taiqijiaochaozhetadeduzichuaiqu。

zheici,zhongxiaoximeiyouzuoyidaibi,shuangshouzhuazhumoyaningdejiaohuaiyongliwangxiazhuai。

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zhongxiaoxishougoulemoyaningdeqifu,feihaohaojiaoxuntabuke。

ermoyaningxiangjinkuaishuaidiaozheigefengpozi,zhongxiaoxijiliedefankangdianranletaedudeniantou,weishenmebushaleta?

zhiyaotasile,tadesuoyouhuajiushizijide、zaimeirenganzaibeihoushuosandaosi,zijijiushimingzhengyanshundemojiadaxiaojie!

moyaningmuluxiongguang,falehendebatatuixiataijie。

turuqilaidetianxuandizhuan,zhongxiaoxiyinweijieliandezhuangjiertouyunmuxuan、hunshendouteng。

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tazhandouzheshounachushoujixiangyingjilianxirenqiujiu:“jiujiuwo,jiujiuhaizi……”

dianhualingyiduan,fengshenjunyinanrenshensuidetongkongmudeshoujin,tarengxiazhinangtuankuaibuliqu。shangche、fadongyiqihecheng,hongsechaopaoyouyusidehuarucheliu。

“说,你在哪儿!”

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“给我撑住!”

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danggulongshuideweidaobeinongzhongdexiaodushuiweiyangai,erpanchuanlaiyishenghushijiaojidehuayu,zhongxiaoxizhidaotadebaobeiyoujiule:“yidingyaobaozhubaobei……haiyou……”

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dangtianshenye,guojiameiyuanyouhuaxinvshengsushe。

笃笃笃……

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他们在找什么?

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