“除了腿呢?”
chenluoshuizheshibengbuzhule。
chenyanfangxiawankuai,zhudachengshi,“jie,qiaonizheihuashuode,shenmedongxidoukeyichu,dantuikendingshimeifachude。”
“……”
chenluoshuidingzhedidikanlehaoyihuier,turanxiaole,xiaorongzhongtouzheyiweishenzhang,“xiaoyan,niyaonvpengyoubuyao?”
“女朋友?”
chenyaneran,“sheia?”
chenluoshuixiaoronggengshen,“hainengshishei?dangranshijiangmuhele。”
“姜慕禾?”
“别开玩笑了!”
“wohetayouburenshi,zaishuo,renjianeimegaoleng,yebukenengkanshangwo……”
shuozheshuozhe,chenyandehuayinjiaranerzhi。
congjiejiedeshenqingzhong,takanbudaoyisiwanxiaochengfen。
“jie,ni…renzhende?”
chenluoshuikendingdidianzhetou,“qiantishiniyaokaorujiangda,zhengsuoweijinshuiloutaixiandeyue,zhiyounikaorujiangda,jiejiecainengcuohenimen,dangran,yezhishicuohe。”
“bijingjiangmuheguoyuyouxiu,tanengbunengkanshangni,wokebuganxiashenmebaozheng。”
chenyanwuyu,“jie,wohejiangmuhecaijianleyimian,chunmoshengren。”
“zaishuo,gaozhongsannianniweilefangzhiwozaolianshouduanjinchu,gaokaocaiguolecaijitiana,nijiuyaojiwojieshaonvpengyou,zhuanbiansudushibushiyoudiantaikuaile?”
“xiaoyan,niyeshuoleneishigaozhong,nibanlideneixiexiaoguniangyigegekannigenkanbaobeiyiyang,wobufangzhedian,kongpanizaojiuchenniyuwenrouxiangle。”
chenluoshuilazhedidizuoxia,huazhongdaizhesanfenguhuoqifensongyong,“jinshibutongwangri,nixianzaiyijingbushigaozhongsheng,zuoweiyigezhundaxuesheng,nandaojiubuxiangtanyicitiantiandelianai?”
“不谈。”
“为什么?”
yingzhejiejiebujiedemuguang,chenyanshenchulianggenshouzhi,“lianggeyuanze。”
“nalianggeyuanze,shuoshuokan。”
“youduixiangdebuxing,wobuganzheizhongquedeshi。”
“第二个原则呢?”
“meiduixiangdeyebuxing,bierenbuyaodewoyebuyao。”
陈洛水:“……”
tapudianlezheimedabantian,yidianchengxiaodoumeijiandao,qijibaihuaiderengxiayijuhua,“ni…aitanbutan!”
关了灯后。
chenyantangzaichuangshanghaowushuiyi,huixiangzhehejixiaodeshipintonghua,qingbuzijindishenshenyitan。
先天霉运圣体?
zheijuhuabingfeidiaokan,ershishishi。
congxiaodaoda,tayudaodedaomeishitaiduotaiduo,duodaozijidoujibuqingle。
jushuotachushengmeiduojiu,yimingdaoshidengmen,shuotashitianshaguxing,kezhiqin,zheibeizibixuyaoyuanliqinren,airen。
chenyandefumuziranbuxiangxinzheizhonghua,bazheigedaoshiganzoule。
bangeyuehou,daoshidehuabianyingleyan。
chenyanfumuwaichushiyudaochehuo,tongxingdehaiyouchenyandeyeyenainai,wuyirenxingmianyunan。
zheixienian,jiejiechenluoshuiyezaoyuguoshuciyiwai,
wanxingdeshi,tameicidoupingzheminjiedeshenshouhuaxianweiyi。
zheiyeshichenyanweishenmejujuetanlianaideyuanyin。
tianshaguxingdemingge,taiyingle!
和谁谈,谁倒霉。
huohairenzheizhongshi,kebunenggan。
liangtianhou,liuyueershiliuhaozheitian。
zaoshangqidianduo,chenyanbeijiejieqiangxingcongchuangshangzhuaileqilai,laidaoyiyuanfuchashangshi。
shangkouhuifudehenkuai,yijingjieba,chaileshabu。
huidaojia,chenluoshuiqiangxingbadidianzailediannaoqian,“xiaoyan,zhidaojintianshishenmerizima?”
chenyanzhizhetoushangxiaoshideshabu,shitanxingdihuileju,“fengyinjiechuderizi?”
“jienigetou!jintianshigaokaochengjigongbuderizi!”
“哦。”
zheibanpingdandefanying,rangchenluoshuiyouxiewunai,“nijiuyidianyebudanxinzijidegaokaochengjima?”
“biewangle,nidayingguojiejie,yidingkaorujiangda。”
chenyanhejiejieduishizhe,xiaorongtouzhezixin,“jie,niyoubushibuzhidaowodeshuiping,kaorudingjianxuefudouchuochuoyouyu,genghekuangjiangdazheizhongyiliudaxue。”
rucifanersaidefayan,tingdechenluoshuishixiaobuyi,queyouwufafanbo。
dididexuexichengji,queshihaodaolipu。
changnianbabangnianjidiyi,youzigeshuozheizhonghua。
danchangyandao,guanxinzeluan。
gaokaoduiyuputongjiatingdehaizilaishuo,kenengshirenshengjinyouyicidenixijihui。
ruguobawobuzhu,zheibeizihennanyousuochengjiu。
zhengyinweiruci,suoyichenluoshuimingzhidaoyididideshuipingkaorujiangdabingbunan,danzaimeikandaogaokaofenshuzhiqian,xuanzhedeneikexinshizhongluobuxialai。
“niyaoshikaobushang,kanwozoubuzounijiuwanle!”
zuoweijiejie,weiyanhaishilide。
duididihaoguihao,kehenhuajueduibunengshao!
陈言眼中藏笑。
tajieshidianxingdedaozizuidoufuxin,waigangneirou。
meicifancuo,chenluoshuizuishangshuoyaozouta,kedengdaodongshoudeshihou,lidaoquegennaoyangyangyiyang。
shijianlaidaoshangwushidian,chenluoshuilikechushengcuicu。
xiangbijiejiedepobujidai,chenyanchuqidepingjing,bujinbumandidengruchaxunyemian,“jie,buchuyiwaidehua,wodefenshuyinggaibeipingbile,niyebiejuedewozaichuiniu,meibanfa,shilibuyunxuwodidiao。”
“低调你个头。”
chenluoshuikuxiaobude,“xiaoyan,jiaoyujucongquniankaishijiuquxiaolegaofenpingbi,nandaonibuzhidao?”
“ke…zhidao,wodangranzhidao,wozhisuoyizheimeshuo,jiushixiangkankannizhibuzhidao。”
“切——”
chenyangangadinaolenaotou,kuaisushuruxuehao,dianjichaxun,yemiankadunleyixia,jiezhechengjibianshuaxinlechulai。
姓名:陈言
语文:142
数学:150
外语:129
理综:300
总分:721
…
chenluoshuiyanzhongyoujingya,dangengduodezeshijingxi。
tayonglidihuangzhedididejianbang,lianseyinxingfenweiweifanhong,“xiaoyan,721fen,nikaole721fena!”
chenyanbolanbujingkanzhepingmushangdegaokaochengji,qingxumeiyourenheqifu。
zhisuoyirucicongrong,yuanyushili。
suishuotazheigerenyouxiebuanfen,zaixuexiaojingchangherendajia,danzheishixinggeshiran。
xuexishang,tacongweisongxieguo。
jiejiezheixieniandexinku,tadoukanzaiyanli。
ruguolianxuexizheizhongfuchujiuhuiyoushouhuodeshiqingdouzuobuhao,tahuiqiaobuqizijide。
“jie,721fengoubugoushangjiangda?”
“够,太够了!”
congchufendeneiyike,chenluoshuideyanjingjiumeilikaiguodiannaopingmu。
zheiyikedeta,kaixin,xinwei,gankaijieyouzhi。
zhuduoqingxuguohou,tamomingyouxieganshang,yankuangfasuan。
ruguozheigeshihoubabamamahaizai,yidingyehuiweididigandaokaixinba。
chenyanminruidizhuyidaolejiejieweihongdeyankuang,qishenbaozhuleta,“jie,xinkunile。”
“turanshuozheizhongshanqingdehuaganshenme?”
chenluoshuibuliuhenjidimozheyanjiao,tuikaididichaowaizouqu,“woqumaidiancai,jintianzhongwuqingzhuyixia。”
dengjiejiechumenhou,chenyanlaidaoxishoujian,jianchatoushangjiebadeshangkou。
jingziqian,talaihuishenshiziji,mianrongbaijing,wuguanqingxiu,1mi83deshengao……
“**帅啊!”
huayingangluo,shoujixiangle。
“老陈,开门。”
tingzhejixiaodeyuqi,chenyanxinliyiranyoulecaice。
dangjixiaotingzheyuangungundexiaodunanzoujinketinghou,manliancuobaidiwangshafashangyidao,“laochen,wokaozale。”
jianjixiaozheifuchuitousangqideyangzi,chenyanpailepaitadejianbang,“biezheimesang,gaokaozhishiqidian,youbushizhongdian,xueliyoudaibiaobuleyiqie。”
jixiaoyouxiexiangbutong,“laochen,wobaboshibiye,womashigaozhonglaoshi,yesuanshigaozhishangqunti。”
“anlishuo,longshenglong,fengshengfengcaidui,weishenmehuishenglegexiangwozheimebendeerzini?”
“zhengchang,longfengcheng‘xiang’ma。”
jixiaoshenqingyijiang,“nagexiang?”
chenyanrenchuwuhaidixiaozhe,“douxing。”
姬萧:“……”