第3章

“除了腿呢?”

chenluoshuizheshibengbuzhule。

chenyanfangxiawankuai,zhudachengshi,“jie,qiaonizheihuashuode,shenmedongxidoukeyichu,dantuikendingshimeifachude。”

“……”

chenluoshuidingzhedidikanlehaoyihuier,turanxiaole,xiaorongzhongtouzheyiweishenzhang,“xiaoyan,niyaonvpengyoubuyao?”

“女朋友?”

chenyaneran,“sheia?”

chenluoshuixiaoronggengshen,“hainengshishei?dangranshijiangmuhele。”

“姜慕禾?”

“别开玩笑了!”

“wohetayouburenshi,zaishuo,renjianeimegaoleng,yebukenengkanshangwo……”

shuozheshuozhe,chenyandehuayinjiaranerzhi。

congjiejiedeshenqingzhong,takanbudaoyisiwanxiaochengfen。

“jie,ni…renzhende?”

chenluoshuikendingdidianzhetou,“qiantishiniyaokaorujiangda,zhengsuoweijinshuiloutaixiandeyue,zhiyounikaorujiangda,jiejiecainengcuohenimen,dangran,yezhishicuohe。”

“bijingjiangmuheguoyuyouxiu,tanengbunengkanshangni,wokebuganxiashenmebaozheng。”

chenyanwuyu,“jie,wohejiangmuhecaijianleyimian,chunmoshengren。”

“zaishuo,gaozhongsannianniweilefangzhiwozaolianshouduanjinchu,gaokaocaiguolecaijitiana,nijiuyaojiwojieshaonvpengyou,zhuanbiansudushibushiyoudiantaikuaile?”

“xiaoyan,niyeshuoleneishigaozhong,nibanlideneixiexiaoguniangyigegekannigenkanbaobeiyiyang,wobufangzhedian,kongpanizaojiuchenniyuwenrouxiangle。”

chenluoshuilazhedidizuoxia,huazhongdaizhesanfenguhuoqifensongyong,“jinshibutongwangri,nixianzaiyijingbushigaozhongsheng,zuoweiyigezhundaxuesheng,nandaojiubuxiangtanyicitiantiandelianai?”

“不谈。”

“为什么?”

yingzhejiejiebujiedemuguang,chenyanshenchulianggenshouzhi,“lianggeyuanze。”

“nalianggeyuanze,shuoshuokan。”

“youduixiangdebuxing,wobuganzheizhongquedeshi。”

“第二个原则呢?”

“meiduixiangdeyebuxing,bierenbuyaodewoyebuyao。”

陈洛水:“……”

tapudianlezheimedabantian,yidianchengxiaodoumeijiandao,qijibaihuaiderengxiayijuhua,“ni…aitanbutan!”

关了灯后。

chenyantangzaichuangshanghaowushuiyi,huixiangzhehejixiaodeshipintonghua,qingbuzijindishenshenyitan。

先天霉运圣体?

zheijuhuabingfeidiaokan,ershishishi。

congxiaodaoda,tayudaodedaomeishitaiduotaiduo,duodaozijidoujibuqingle。

jushuotachushengmeiduojiu,yimingdaoshidengmen,shuotashitianshaguxing,kezhiqin,zheibeizibixuyaoyuanliqinren,airen。

chenyandefumuziranbuxiangxinzheizhonghua,bazheigedaoshiganzoule。

bangeyuehou,daoshidehuabianyingleyan。

chenyanfumuwaichushiyudaochehuo,tongxingdehaiyouchenyandeyeyenainai,wuyirenxingmianyunan。

zheixienian,jiejiechenluoshuiyezaoyuguoshuciyiwai,

wanxingdeshi,tameicidoupingzheminjiedeshenshouhuaxianweiyi。

zheiyeshichenyanweishenmejujuetanlianaideyuanyin。

tianshaguxingdemingge,taiyingle!

和谁谈,谁倒霉。

huohairenzheizhongshi,kebunenggan。

liangtianhou,liuyueershiliuhaozheitian。

zaoshangqidianduo,chenyanbeijiejieqiangxingcongchuangshangzhuaileqilai,laidaoyiyuanfuchashangshi。

shangkouhuifudehenkuai,yijingjieba,chaileshabu。

huidaojia,chenluoshuiqiangxingbadidianzailediannaoqian,“xiaoyan,zhidaojintianshishenmerizima?”

chenyanzhizhetoushangxiaoshideshabu,shitanxingdihuileju,“fengyinjiechuderizi?”

“jienigetou!jintianshigaokaochengjigongbuderizi!”

“哦。”

zheibanpingdandefanying,rangchenluoshuiyouxiewunai,“nijiuyidianyebudanxinzijidegaokaochengjima?”

“biewangle,nidayingguojiejie,yidingkaorujiangda。”

chenyanhejiejieduishizhe,xiaorongtouzhezixin,“jie,niyoubushibuzhidaowodeshuiping,kaorudingjianxuefudouchuochuoyouyu,genghekuangjiangdazheizhongyiliudaxue。”

rucifanersaidefayan,tingdechenluoshuishixiaobuyi,queyouwufafanbo。

dididexuexichengji,queshihaodaolipu。

changnianbabangnianjidiyi,youzigeshuozheizhonghua。

danchangyandao,guanxinzeluan。

gaokaoduiyuputongjiatingdehaizilaishuo,kenengshirenshengjinyouyicidenixijihui。

ruguobawobuzhu,zheibeizihennanyousuochengjiu。

zhengyinweiruci,suoyichenluoshuimingzhidaoyididideshuipingkaorujiangdabingbunan,danzaimeikandaogaokaofenshuzhiqian,xuanzhedeneikexinshizhongluobuxialai。

“niyaoshikaobushang,kanwozoubuzounijiuwanle!”

zuoweijiejie,weiyanhaishilide。

duididihaoguihao,kehenhuajueduibunengshao!

陈言眼中藏笑。

tajieshidianxingdedaozizuidoufuxin,waigangneirou。

meicifancuo,chenluoshuizuishangshuoyaozouta,kedengdaodongshoudeshihou,lidaoquegennaoyangyangyiyang。

shijianlaidaoshangwushidian,chenluoshuilikechushengcuicu。

xiangbijiejiedepobujidai,chenyanchuqidepingjing,bujinbumandidengruchaxunyemian,“jie,buchuyiwaidehua,wodefenshuyinggaibeipingbile,niyebiejuedewozaichuiniu,meibanfa,shilibuyunxuwodidiao。”

“低调你个头。”

chenluoshuikuxiaobude,“xiaoyan,jiaoyujucongquniankaishijiuquxiaolegaofenpingbi,nandaonibuzhidao?”

“ke…zhidao,wodangranzhidao,wozhisuoyizheimeshuo,jiushixiangkankannizhibuzhidao。”

“切——”

chenyangangadinaolenaotou,kuaisushuruxuehao,dianjichaxun,yemiankadunleyixia,jiezhechengjibianshuaxinlechulai。

姓名:陈言

语文:142

数学:150

外语:129

理综:300

总分:721

chenluoshuiyanzhongyoujingya,dangengduodezeshijingxi。

tayonglidihuangzhedididejianbang,lianseyinxingfenweiweifanhong,“xiaoyan,721fen,nikaole721fena!”

chenyanbolanbujingkanzhepingmushangdegaokaochengji,qingxumeiyourenheqifu。

zhisuoyirucicongrong,yuanyushili。

suishuotazheigerenyouxiebuanfen,zaixuexiaojingchangherendajia,danzheishixinggeshiran。

xuexishang,tacongweisongxieguo。

jiejiezheixieniandexinku,tadoukanzaiyanli。

ruguolianxuexizheizhongfuchujiuhuiyoushouhuodeshiqingdouzuobuhao,tahuiqiaobuqizijide。

“jie,721fengoubugoushangjiangda?”

“够,太够了!”

congchufendeneiyike,chenluoshuideyanjingjiumeilikaiguodiannaopingmu。

zheiyikedeta,kaixin,xinwei,gankaijieyouzhi。

zhuduoqingxuguohou,tamomingyouxieganshang,yankuangfasuan。

ruguozheigeshihoubabamamahaizai,yidingyehuiweididigandaokaixinba。

chenyanminruidizhuyidaolejiejieweihongdeyankuang,qishenbaozhuleta,“jie,xinkunile。”

“turanshuozheizhongshanqingdehuaganshenme?”

chenluoshuibuliuhenjidimozheyanjiao,tuikaididichaowaizouqu,“woqumaidiancai,jintianzhongwuqingzhuyixia。”

dengjiejiechumenhou,chenyanlaidaoxishoujian,jianchatoushangjiebadeshangkou。

jingziqian,talaihuishenshiziji,mianrongbaijing,wuguanqingxiu,1mi83deshengao……

“**帅啊!”

huayingangluo,shoujixiangle。

“老陈,开门。”

tingzhejixiaodeyuqi,chenyanxinliyiranyoulecaice。

dangjixiaotingzheyuangungundexiaodunanzoujinketinghou,manliancuobaidiwangshafashangyidao,“laochen,wokaozale。”

jianjixiaozheifuchuitousangqideyangzi,chenyanpailepaitadejianbang,“biezheimesang,gaokaozhishiqidian,youbushizhongdian,xueliyoudaibiaobuleyiqie。”

jixiaoyouxiexiangbutong,“laochen,wobaboshibiye,womashigaozhonglaoshi,yesuanshigaozhishangqunti。”

“anlishuo,longshenglong,fengshengfengcaidui,weishenmehuishenglegexiangwozheimebendeerzini?”

“zhengchang,longfengcheng‘xiang’ma。”

jixiaoshenqingyijiang,“nagexiang?”

chenyanrenchuwuhaidixiaozhe,“douxing。”

姬萧:“……”