jixiaoshigeshenmeyangderen？
zaizheigewentishang，meiyourenbichenyangengyoufayanquan。
biekanzheihuozhangdehanhoulaoshi，shijishangqueshihuaxindaluobu，jianyigeaiyige。
congxiaodaoda，taxihuanguodenvhaimeiyouyibaiyeyoubashi，zaidajieshangguangyiquan，jiunenglianaihaojici。
chenyanlejiejixiao，jixiaoyetongyanglejiechenyan。
huixiangchenyangangcaidewanxiaohua，jixiaoyinyinxiudaoleyisibuduijing，xiaorongdaizhejifenweisuodeqixi。
“laochen，nishibushiduizheigejiangmuheyouyisi？”
“shengyutiandijian，qinengliulianernvqingzhang？”
zhengzaixicaidechenyanzhuanguoshenlai，xiongtangtingzhilexie，shuangshoubeizaishenhou，“dazhangfuliyingqizhirutian，qixinrujian，fangcunzhidirongnabuxiazhiduanqingzhang。”
“lianai？he…zheibeiziwodoubuhuitan。”
jixiaobilegedamuzhi，“laochen，budebushuonizheigebizhuangdeshizhenhao，wojinidajiushibadianbafen。”
“jiranzhuangdehao，weishabujimanfenni？”
“yinweiniyouyidianer。”
“……”
wanxiaohuaguohou，jixiaoluchuzhengse，“laochen，woshikendingpeibushangzheizhongnvhai，dannibuyiyang，yaoyanyouyan，yaocaiyoucai，721fendegaokaochengji，jidakenengjiushizanmenjiangbeijinniandeshengzhuangyuan。”
“conggegefangmianlaikan，nihezheigejiangmuhedouhenbanpei，zaijiashangyibanzhuanzheigeyuanfen，zheizhongqianzainanfengdejihuiyaoshibuhaohaobawo，niyihoujueduihuihouhui。”
chenyanyuqipingdan，“shuowanle？”
“还没。”
jixiaohuanlekouqi，“zhiyounizhaodaolenvpengyou，liuruyancaihuisixin，zheiyangwojiuyoujihuile。”
“suishuowopeibushangjiangmuhe，danpeiliuruyanchuochuoyouyu，weilexiongdidexingfuzhexiang，nideganjintuodana！”
“继续。”
“我说完了。”
“滚蛋。”
“……”
jixiaozhengzhunbeihuidui，kudoulideshoujixiangle。
dangtakandaolaidianxianshishangbeizhuzhe‘laoma’erzi，liansedabian，lianshengzhaohudoumeidajiuzoule。
chenyanyaotoushixiao，zaixinzhongtijixiaomoai，zheihuohuijiayihouyidunpikendingpaobule。
kaoqianxiaoxixi，kaohoukebudemamaipi…budui，shiaimapi。
xiwancai，chenyangangzouchuchufang，jiubeijiejiejiaodaoleshafazheibian。
chenluoshuixiaozheqishen，qiangxingbadidianzaizijideweizhishang，“xiaoyan，nipeijiangtongxueliaohuier，woquzuofan。”
“姐……”
“好好聊。”
dengchenluoshuijinruchufangyihou，ketingzhongdeliangrendayandengxiaoyan。
simuxiangduilehaoyihuier，zuizhongchenyanchushengdapochenmo。
“pingshidenijiuhenchongdongma？”
jiangmuhezhangzhangdejiemaozhandong，yuchunmindong，queshenmeshengyindoumeifachu，buliuhenjidiwangfanfangxiangnuoleyixie。
tadexingweiluozaichenyanyanli，zhijuedezheiweijiangdaxiaohualengdeguofen，tazaichajishangqiaoleqiao，“shuohua。”
jiangmuhemeiyandichui，yijiumeichusheng，zhishiweibukechadiyaoleyaotou。
chenyanjixuzhuiwen，“jiranbuchongdong，neiniweishenmeyaoyongbanzhuanpaiwo？”
jiangmuheqinshougoudegengdi，jianshangdejilvtoufashunshihualuozhezhucelian。
jiantabushuohua，chenyanyiweishizijitaidubudui，jinliangbayuqifangdepingheyixie，“womeiyouwenzuideyisi，zhishidanchundehaoqi，niweishenmeyaoyongbanzhuanpaiwo？”
xiangjiangmuhezheimepiaoliangdenvhai，anlishuobuyinggaihuizuochurucilumangdexingwei。
suishuoaileyibanzhuanyijingshishishi，danzheiyibanzhuan，tabuxiangaidebuqingbuchu。
jiangmuhetoukanleyiyanchenyan，sihuhaipabeifaxian，xunsuditou。
biaozhundeyiwenyigebuzhisheng。
陈言嘴角扯动。
zheitianliaode，hezhetagezheichangdujiaoxini？
jiudangtazhunbeibizuideshihou，jiangmuheturankaikou，shengyinxiangshiyikuaibeibingdongdesutang。
“dangshi…lubianmeiyouqitadongxi，buranwokendingbuhuiyongbanzhuan，youchenyoubushunshou。”
陈言：“……”
zheigehuida，shushichuhuletadeyuliao。
jiangmuhedeyuqiyijiuhenleng，rangrenhennanyouhetaduihuadeyuwang。
chenmoleyihuier，chenyanjianqifenshizaiyouxieganga，zhenglihaoxintaidetakaiqilewanxiao，“ruguolubianfangzheyibadao，nigaibuhuiyongdaokanwoba？”
“刀？”
jiangmuheditousisuopianke，liangmiaohou，tajichuhuida，“hui。”
chenyanhaiyiweijiangmuheyeshizaikaiwanxiao，xiaohehediwendao：“liyouni？”
“daoyouba，bibanzhuanshunshou。”
zaijiangmuhetaitoudeneiyike，chenyankandaoletarenzhendeshense，dunshijianhoubeizhimaolenghan。
他奶奶的！
xinghaodangshilubianzhiyoubanzhuan，meiyoudao，burankongpatayijing……
zheinvhai…shigehenren，bu，zheishilangren！
“嘭！”
turanchufangfangxiangchuanlaiyishengzhaxiang，jinjiezhechenluoshuidejinghushengsuizhixiangqi。
chenyanqishenpaojinchufang，kandaodianfanbaodexianzhengzairanshao，haimeidengtazuoshenme，yanqianyidaoxiangfengshanguo。
jiangmuhekanzhezhengzairanshaodedianxian，bennengdiduanqixishouchipangdeshuihu，duizhunzhehuodedifangpoleshangqu。
“别……”
kejiangmuheposhuidexingweitaiguoduan，dongzuozhikuai，zhijilechenyanfachuyigeziyindejihui。
chahuzhongdeshuizaikongzhongxingchengyidaoshuixian，congjiangmuhejiaojianliandaochutaizhengzairanshaodedianxianshang。
火，瞬间熄灭。
zheigecaozuo，kandechenyandaoxiyikoulengqi，yibaimichongcidesudupaodaomenkouguandiaoledianluzongzha。
ranhouxunsuhuidaochufang，yibajiangjiangmuhelakai。
“nibuyaomingle？dianxianduanlubunengyongshuipo，shuidaodian，nijiubupachudianma？”
jiangmuheqinshouqingyao，fajianhudiejieshangdesidaigenzhehuangdong，“bupa。”
chenyanhuxiyizhi，“weishenmebupa？”
jiangmuhekanzhegangcaiweizhishangdeshuizi，feichangchengshi，“yinwei…yijingchudianle。”
yitingzheihua，chenluoshuishensejiaojidilaidaojiangmuhemianqian，yanzhongmanshidanyou。
“chudianle？jiangtongxue，nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang？”
jiangmuhelengbaidexiaoshoutaiqi，ruyusunbandeshouzhiniandong，yanzhongfanzhexinqi，“ganjue……”
zaijiedierrenguanqiedeyanshenzhong，tamanyouyoudinianchusangezi，“mamade。”
zheiyike，chenyanzhijuedenaoqiaoteng。
zheicibushibeibanzhuanpaile，ershibeiqide，huoshengshengbeiqideteng。
shenmejiangdaxiaohua，zheitamajiushigehanhan……