第4章 猪队友

第4章猪队友

tuojiubenbusuandashang,suibianzhaogezhongyizhensuodounenggaoding。

qizhongdesuanshuang,jiusuanxiaohaizidounengrenshou。

zhaowusanrenqueguikulanghaomandidagun,zheiranglufeijidubishi,cuanxiachehenhenchuailezhaowuyijiao。

zaixiangshoushihanzhiyuheliminghao,zheilianghuojianshibumiaobaozheshouwanmaikaidazhangtui,yiliuyanjiumeiyingle。

zheiyimubeiganggangpaqilaidezhaowukangezhenqie,xinzhongwanpiyangtuobentengerguo,quanbuyingyanzailianggebukaopudezhuduiyoushenshang。

说好的革命友谊呢?

说好的同甘共苦呢?

都见上帝去了?

太不靠谱了。

zheigongfulufeifangqihan,lierren,yibububijinzhaowu。

neixiongcandeyanshenhebuhuaihaoyideweixiao,hedezhaowusiwanbaqiangenhanmaoquandouzhaliqilai,jipigedaqileyishen。

buguopaguipa,mianzibunengdiubushi。

yaoshizheiyangjiubeilufeihedao,zijiyihouzaibianliangchenghaihunbuhunle?

zhaowuyibianhoutuiyibianchongzhelufeijiaoxiao。

“shoupolande,nigandawomen,niwanlewogennishuo。”

“zheilishibianliangcheng,laoziyouyiwanzhongbanfashoushini。”

“shixiangdeganjinguidiqiurao,laozimeizhunhaijinigejihui,yaoburan.......ni,niganma?”

“nibieguolai,junzidongkoubudongshou......”

“lufeini.......a!”

zhaowudeweixiebudanmeihedaolufei,fandaoyingmianailelufeiyijixiangliangdeerguang。

zheiyibazhanglufeiyonglequanli,baerbaiduojindezhaowudadeyuandizhuangequan,zuijiaochuxue,banbianlianrouyankejiandesuduzhongleqilai。

zhaowuyongwanhaodeyoushou,wuzhe**ladezuolian,dabaitiande,yanqianjinshicuicandexingchen。

lufeidianshangyandengleyiyanzhaowu,ehenhendeshuodao。

“liannimenzheixiedazibushiyiluokuangde**dounengjinbowuguanshangban,zheidengzangwunagoudedanwei,jiushijixiaoyeyizuojinshan,xiaoyedoubuxihan。”

“nihenishushuyiweishangaohuangdiyuanbiananxiangcaozuosiyiwangwei,quebuzhidaorenzaizuo,tianzaikan。”

“zaowanyouyitianbaolei,nimenyemendexiachangyaobixiaoyecanyiwanbei。”

zhaowumanmanhoutui,taishouzhizhelufei,yanzhongquanshiyuandu。

“shoupolande,nijiwobizui。”

“nijiushigeshoupolandewailaihu,nisuangeshenmedongxi。”

“youzhongdenibiepao,jilaozidengzhe,zuiduoshifenzhong,laoziyaonihouhuihuozaizheigeshishang。”

lufeibayandihenhendiuzaidishang,shunjianbaoqi。

“kanlaixiaoyehaishitaiguorenci,jirannizuiying,xiaoyejintianjiuchengquanni。”

lufeiyiduojiao,zhaowumayayishengzhuizhehanlierrendefangxiangpaolexiaqu。

lufeiguyifafangmanjiaobuzhuigan,hedezhaowuwanghunjiemao。

zuobeituojiumingxianxianzhilezhaowudepingheng,erbaiduojindedapangzidiediezhuangzhuangdongdaoxiwai,huotuojiushinanjiyangzunchuyoudefeiqie。

paojibu,zhongxinbuwenshuaiyijiao。

daoshizilukoubuguowushimidejuli,zhaowuzuzushuailewugegoukenshi。

shizilukoulingyibian,jiandaolianggebukaopudeduiyoudeshihou,zhaowuyijingshibiqinglianzhongmantoudabaole。

huitoukankan,lufeibingmeiyouzhuishanglai,zhaowuyi**zuozaidishangjuliekesouqilai。

“王八蛋!”

“nimenlianggeguisunertaimeiyiqile。”

liminghaoyiliancankui,dijizhaowuyizhiyan,quebeizhaowupaizaidishang。

“zhaoshao,zheigeshoupolandezazhongshizaitailihaile,womenyebushiduishoua。”

“womenzheiyeshixiyinhuolibangnituwei,meixiangdaozheijiahuobuantaoluchupai,genbenbuzhuiwomen,womenyemeibanfabushi。”

zhaowuyaojinyaguan,songjiliminghaoyigedadadebaiyan。

hanzhiyuzhongxinbayanjizhaowudianshang,peixiaodao。

“zhaoshao,jiexialaizaban?”

“yaobuwomenbaojingba,rangjingchashoushita。”

zhaowuzaicisongshangbaiyan,henhencuileyikouhanzhiyu。

“laozidiubuqizheiren。”

“jianghushijianghule,yaoshichuanchuqu,laozizaibianliangchenghaihunbuhunle?”

hanzhiyujiazhongsuiranyouqian,danshilunrenmaikeyuanyuanbujizhaowudeshushuzhaozhiyong。

zhaowudehuasuiranzhaxin,danhanzhiyuqueshigannubuganyan。

“那你说咋办?”

“打,打不过。”

“zongbunengjiuzheiyangsuanleba!”

zhaowuxileyidakou,yaoyaqiechideshuodao。

“womendabuguo,zongyourennengshoushita。”

“zheipianshihuoyededipan,huoyeshouxiayanyonghuiqianwoshushurenqing,wozheijiujitadadianhua,rangyanyonghuishoushita。”

“噗!”

tingdaoyanyonghuidemingzi,hanlierrenqiqidaotuileyibu,yifuhuojianguidebiaoqing。

“zhaoshao,yanyonghuiwaihaoyanwangye,tachushoufeisijishang,yaobuyaowanzheimedaya?”

zhaowulenghengdao:“zenme?nimenpale?”

“chouchouniliangneizouxing,shoudoubeirendaduanlehaizhanqianguhou。”

“yaoshipale,niliangganjingundan,chuleshilaoziyigerendouzhe。”

hanlierrenyuanbenyouxieyouyu,bijingyanwangyedehendushizailingrenfazhi。

buguozaikankanbeilufeidatuojiudeduanshou,yaoyaoyazhongyuxiadingjuexin。

“干!”

zhaowudeshoujizaizuokudai,wanhaodeyoushougenbengoubudao。

sanrenpeihezhezongsuanbashoujitaolechulai。

“wei!yange,woshizhaowua.......”

jiuzaizhaowudadianhuabanjiubingdeshihou,tamenhenzhirugudelufeineibian......chushierle。

lufeijiushihehuhehuzhaowusanren,zhenxinyaoshoushitamen,yigedoupaobule。

jianzhaowuneisangjiazhiquandeyangzi,lufeixiaolexiaowanghuizounache。

gangzoulemeijibu,lubianyourenjianjiaoleqilai。

“shoupolande,kuaiduokai!”

“躲啊!”

lufeibennengdehuitouguankan,zheiyikanbudajin,hedelufeihunfeiposan。

yiliangchunbaisedebaoshijiekayanzhizhidexiangzijizhuanglai,julizijihaiyoubuguoliangmi。

kayanchesuiranchesubushihenkuai,neiyaoshiaiyixiayeshoubulea。

“wo.....ri!”

lufeibaolejucukou,quanlidexiangyoubianrenxingdaopulechuqu,kankanduoguozheibishadeyiji。

lufeifuzheludengganxiangyaozhanqilaizhaosijililun,gengjingxiandeyimufashengle。

neiliangkayanchejingranjinsuiqihouchongshangrenxingdaozaicizhuangguolai,mubiaozhengshiganggangzhunbeizhanqilaidelufei。

陆飞傻了。

lurenjiayibingdingjitimengbi。

nianqingdenvhaimenjingjiaozhebishangyanjing。

zheimejindejuli,jiusuandaluojinxianyewuhuitianzhishule。

zuicanburendudeyimujijiangfasheng,lufeifanguoshenkaozheludengganyaozheyabishangyanjingzhunbeijieshousishendedaolai。