第4章猪队友
tuojiubenbusuandashang,suibianzhaogezhongyizhensuodounenggaoding。
qizhongdesuanshuang,jiusuanxiaohaizidounengrenshou。
zhaowusanrenqueguikulanghaomandidagun,zheiranglufeijidubishi,cuanxiachehenhenchuailezhaowuyijiao。
zaixiangshoushihanzhiyuheliminghao,zheilianghuojianshibumiaobaozheshouwanmaikaidazhangtui,yiliuyanjiumeiyingle。
zheiyimubeiganggangpaqilaidezhaowukangezhenqie,xinzhongwanpiyangtuobentengerguo,quanbuyingyanzailianggebukaopudezhuduiyoushenshang。
说好的革命友谊呢?
说好的同甘共苦呢?
都见上帝去了?
太不靠谱了。
zheigongfulufeifangqihan,lierren,yibububijinzhaowu。
neixiongcandeyanshenhebuhuaihaoyideweixiao,hedezhaowusiwanbaqiangenhanmaoquandouzhaliqilai,jipigedaqileyishen。
buguopaguipa,mianzibunengdiubushi。
yaoshizheiyangjiubeilufeihedao,zijiyihouzaibianliangchenghaihunbuhunle?
zhaowuyibianhoutuiyibianchongzhelufeijiaoxiao。
“shoupolande,nigandawomen,niwanlewogennishuo。”
“zheilishibianliangcheng,laoziyouyiwanzhongbanfashoushini。”
“shixiangdeganjinguidiqiurao,laozimeizhunhaijinigejihui,yaoburan.......ni,niganma?”
“nibieguolai,junzidongkoubudongshou......”
“lufeini.......a!”
zhaowudeweixiebudanmeihedaolufei,fandaoyingmianailelufeiyijixiangliangdeerguang。
zheiyibazhanglufeiyonglequanli,baerbaiduojindezhaowudadeyuandizhuangequan,zuijiaochuxue,banbianlianrouyankejiandesuduzhongleqilai。
zhaowuyongwanhaodeyoushou,wuzhe**ladezuolian,dabaitiande,yanqianjinshicuicandexingchen。
lufeidianshangyandengleyiyanzhaowu,ehenhendeshuodao。
“liannimenzheixiedazibushiyiluokuangde**dounengjinbowuguanshangban,zheidengzangwunagoudedanwei,jiushijixiaoyeyizuojinshan,xiaoyedoubuxihan。”
“nihenishushuyiweishangaohuangdiyuanbiananxiangcaozuosiyiwangwei,quebuzhidaorenzaizuo,tianzaikan。”
“zaowanyouyitianbaolei,nimenyemendexiachangyaobixiaoyecanyiwanbei。”
zhaowumanmanhoutui,taishouzhizhelufei,yanzhongquanshiyuandu。
“shoupolande,nijiwobizui。”
“nijiushigeshoupolandewailaihu,nisuangeshenmedongxi。”
“youzhongdenibiepao,jilaozidengzhe,zuiduoshifenzhong,laoziyaonihouhuihuozaizheigeshishang。”
lufeibayandihenhendiuzaidishang,shunjianbaoqi。
“kanlaixiaoyehaishitaiguorenci,jirannizuiying,xiaoyejintianjiuchengquanni。”
lufeiyiduojiao,zhaowumayayishengzhuizhehanlierrendefangxiangpaolexiaqu。
lufeiguyifafangmanjiaobuzhuigan,hedezhaowuwanghunjiemao。
zuobeituojiumingxianxianzhilezhaowudepingheng,erbaiduojindedapangzidiediezhuangzhuangdongdaoxiwai,huotuojiushinanjiyangzunchuyoudefeiqie。
paojibu,zhongxinbuwenshuaiyijiao。
daoshizilukoubuguowushimidejuli,zhaowuzuzushuailewugegoukenshi。
shizilukoulingyibian,jiandaolianggebukaopudeduiyoudeshihou,zhaowuyijingshibiqinglianzhongmantoudabaole。
huitoukankan,lufeibingmeiyouzhuishanglai,zhaowuyi**zuozaidishangjuliekesouqilai。
“王八蛋!”
“nimenlianggeguisunertaimeiyiqile。”
liminghaoyiliancankui,dijizhaowuyizhiyan,quebeizhaowupaizaidishang。
“zhaoshao,zheigeshoupolandezazhongshizaitailihaile,womenyebushiduishoua。”
“womenzheiyeshixiyinhuolibangnituwei,meixiangdaozheijiahuobuantaoluchupai,genbenbuzhuiwomen,womenyemeibanfabushi。”
zhaowuyaojinyaguan,songjiliminghaoyigedadadebaiyan。
hanzhiyuzhongxinbayanjizhaowudianshang,peixiaodao。
“zhaoshao,jiexialaizaban?”
“yaobuwomenbaojingba,rangjingchashoushita。”
zhaowuzaicisongshangbaiyan,henhencuileyikouhanzhiyu。
“laozidiubuqizheiren。”
“jianghushijianghule,yaoshichuanchuqu,laozizaibianliangchenghaihunbuhunle?”
hanzhiyujiazhongsuiranyouqian,danshilunrenmaikeyuanyuanbujizhaowudeshushuzhaozhiyong。
zhaowudehuasuiranzhaxin,danhanzhiyuqueshigannubuganyan。
“那你说咋办?”
“打,打不过。”
“zongbunengjiuzheiyangsuanleba!”
zhaowuxileyidakou,yaoyaqiechideshuodao。
“womendabuguo,zongyourennengshoushita。”
“zheipianshihuoyededipan,huoyeshouxiayanyonghuiqianwoshushurenqing,wozheijiujitadadianhua,rangyanyonghuishoushita。”
“噗!”
tingdaoyanyonghuidemingzi,hanlierrenqiqidaotuileyibu,yifuhuojianguidebiaoqing。
“zhaoshao,yanyonghuiwaihaoyanwangye,tachushoufeisijishang,yaobuyaowanzheimedaya?”
zhaowulenghengdao:“zenme?nimenpale?”
“chouchouniliangneizouxing,shoudoubeirendaduanlehaizhanqianguhou。”
“yaoshipale,niliangganjingundan,chuleshilaoziyigerendouzhe。”
hanlierrenyuanbenyouxieyouyu,bijingyanwangyedehendushizailingrenfazhi。
buguozaikankanbeilufeidatuojiudeduanshou,yaoyaoyazhongyuxiadingjuexin。
“干!”
zhaowudeshoujizaizuokudai,wanhaodeyoushougenbengoubudao。
sanrenpeihezhezongsuanbashoujitaolechulai。
“wei!yange,woshizhaowua.......”
jiuzaizhaowudadianhuabanjiubingdeshihou,tamenhenzhirugudelufeineibian......chushierle。
lufeijiushihehuhehuzhaowusanren,zhenxinyaoshoushitamen,yigedoupaobule。
jianzhaowuneisangjiazhiquandeyangzi,lufeixiaolexiaowanghuizounache。
gangzoulemeijibu,lubianyourenjianjiaoleqilai。
“shoupolande,kuaiduokai!”
“躲啊!”
lufeibennengdehuitouguankan,zheiyikanbudajin,hedelufeihunfeiposan。
yiliangchunbaisedebaoshijiekayanzhizhidexiangzijizhuanglai,julizijihaiyoubuguoliangmi。
kayanchesuiranchesubushihenkuai,neiyaoshiaiyixiayeshoubulea。
“wo.....ri!”
lufeibaolejucukou,quanlidexiangyoubianrenxingdaopulechuqu,kankanduoguozheibishadeyiji。
lufeifuzheludengganxiangyaozhanqilaizhaosijililun,gengjingxiandeyimufashengle。
neiliangkayanchejingranjinsuiqihouchongshangrenxingdaozaicizhuangguolai,mubiaozhengshiganggangzhunbeizhanqilaidelufei。
陆飞傻了。
lurenjiayibingdingjitimengbi。
nianqingdenvhaimenjingjiaozhebishangyanjing。
zheimejindejuli,jiusuandaluojinxianyewuhuitianzhishule。
zuicanburendudeyimujijiangfasheng,lufeifanguoshenkaozheludengganyaozheyabishangyanjingzhunbeijieshousishendedaolai。