第1章
shengxialiuyuedeanpingjietou，menredaolingrenzhixi。
raner，zouchuditiezhandeqintian，quexiangshiganjuebudaosihaodeyanre，jiuzheimezhuzuzaijietou，wangzheshoujishang，neiyixingcimudeziyan，xianrushishen。
“womenfenshouba，meiyouwuzhideaiqing，shibuhuixingfude！”
zheishitayijingdaoletanhunlunjiadibudenvyou，ganggangfalaidexiaoxi。
“lili，qingzaijiwoyicijihui，woyidinghuinulizhuanqian，maichemaifang，henizaizheigechengshianjiade。”
qintianxiangyaozuozuihounulidewanliu，ranerxiaoxifachuquzhihou，quezaixiaoxidezuoce，xianshichuyigecimudexuehongsegantanhao。
xiafangshi，“xiaoxiyifachu，danbeiduifangjushoule。”，zheiyangyixinghuisexiaozidetishi。
拉黑！
qintianyuanbenjiuyinweifenshou，erchenmendexinqing，shunjiangengshichendaolegudi。
tahenbude，jiangwozhedeshoujishuaigexibalan，laifaxiexinqing。buguozuizhong，haishirenlexialai，zhishiyonglidewojinshouji。
xujiuzhihou，caiyidianyidiande，huanhuansongkai。
“yeshi，wozheizhongmeifangmeichederen，bupeiyongyouaiqing！”
tankouqinulidaqijingshenhou，qintianxiangzhezuoxuetudeguwandian，dabuzouqu。
zhenbaozhaiguwandian，zheishianpingsidaguwandianzhiyi，ganggangjinguwandian，jiuxiangqileyidaobinglengkebodeshengyin。
“jintianzenmelaizheimewan，doukuaichidaole！”
zheishidianlidejianbaoshicaiyang，dangchuzaizhaopinxuetudeshihou，tacengjingjujianguozijideqinzhizi，jieguozuihoulaobanniangxuanleqintian，suoyijiubamanfudenuhuo，quandousadaoleqintianshenshang。
ruguoshipingri，qintianyejiurenle，danshijintian，tanhunlunjiadenvyoufenshou，rangtadexinqingshifenfanzao，renbuzhujiuhuiduileyiju，“chidaojiushichidao，meiyouchidaojiushimeiyouchidao，shenmejiaozuokuaichidaole？”
“nishuoshenme？”caiyangmeiyouxiangdaoqintianjingranhaiganhezijidingzui，nuqigengjiawangshengle。
“caishifu，nishinianlingda，laonianhunhualema？zanmenshangbanshijiudian，xianzaishibadianwushijiufen，mafannixianbashijiankanqingchuzaishuo！”
“ni，henhao！”caiyangehenhendeyaoleyaoya，yandishanguoyisiyinsen，zhizhedianneidejipaizhanjiafenfudao，“haibukuaidianqubadongxicashiganjing！”
“zheishiwodebenzhigongzuo，yongbuzhenizailaifenfu！”qintianhaobutuirangdehuileyijuzhihou，bianxiangzhezhanjiazouqu，cashiqiyijianjianzhanpin。
naqiyijianbeisongjunyaotianlanyoukuikoupingshi，yebuzhidaoshibushizijishishenmeinawen，haishizenmehuishi。
“啪！”
yuanbenwanzhengdekuikouping，turanjiuzhijiesuidiaole，shengxiamandisuipian。
这算什么？
renzoumeiyundeshihou，hekouliangshuiyehuisaiyafeng......
neibiannvyouyinweizijiqionggangfenshou，zheibianjiudasuilejiazhihaojiwandekuikouping！
“qintian，nishizenmezuoshide？”
“cadongxizheizhongxiaoshidouzuobuhao，nihainengzuochengshenme？dangchujiubuyinggairanglaobanniangbanizhaojinlai！”
jianbaoshicaiyangdeshixian，congqintiankaishicashizhanjiashangdedongxiqi，jiucongweilikaiguo。dengdaoqintiandasuikuikoupingzhihou，deyidexiaozhe，zouguoquyishenglichi。
“wo......”qintiandizhenaodai，buzhidaogairuhejieshi。
“nishenmeni？laobanniangmashangjiulaile，daoshihouwohuixiangtashuomingqingkuang，rangtabaniganchuguwandian！”
“caishifu，wojintianxinqingbuhao，shuhule。buguonikeyifangxin，wobaozheng，jueduibuhuizaiyouxiaci。”qintianbaozhengwanzhihou，jiezhedao，“dasuikuikoupingdesunshi，wohuizhaojiabuchangde。”
caiyangbunaifandebailebaishou，“feihuashaoshuo，gankuaibazheixiesuipianshoushihao！”
qintianchenmendedunxialai，xiaoxinyiyidejiangdishangdecipingsuikuai，yipianyipiandeshouqilai。suirankuikoupingyijingwanquanposui，danshixiufuxiufu，haishinengmaigeyidingdejiaqian。
yikuaineibishangdiaokezheyishuangjinseyanjingdesuipian，henkuaixiyinletaquanbudezhuyili。
zheiyishuangjinseyanjing，diaokedexuxurusheng，chuleyansejinhuangzhiwai，jiurutongyishuangzhenzhengdeyanjingyiyang。erqiezheiyishuangjinyan，sihuhaidaizhemouzhongmoli，shixianjizhongguoquzhihou，buzijuedejiuhuixianrushishen。
munedeqintian，yibuxiaoxinjiubeisuipiangeposhouzhang，yidixianxueyichu，diluozaizheiyishuangjinseyanjingzhishang。
“咻！”
jihushizaixianxuemeirudeshunjian，suipianneibishangdejinseshuangyan，douranhuazuoliangdaojinseliuguang，meiruqintianshuangmutongkongzuishenchu。
“这......”
hairanzhongdeqintian，zhijuedeshuangmuxianshiyizhenxiangyaobarenfenshaoledezhire，jiezheyoushiyizhencigudebingliang。
jiuzaitarenshourehanjiaotidecitongshi，guwandiandelaobanniangzhangmengyaoyelaidaoledianli。
zheishiyige，piaoliangdaojizhidenvren，lianshangdewuguan，jiushishangdizaowuzhuzuiwanmeidechanwu。edanlian，liuyemei，jifuqishuangsaixue，youruyangzhibaiyu。qingcheyoushendemeimuhexiaoqiaodeyaobi，gengshijuepei，jiangcheng**xingteyoudechengshumeihuo，haowubaoliudequanbutuxianlechulai。
ruguo‘piaoliang’yaoyongyigerenlaixingrongdehua，zhinengshita！
“laobanniang，kandaoneixiesuipianlema，qintianbakuikoupingdasuile......”
“bixuyaobaqintiankaichu，buranjintiandasuideshijiazhijiwandekuikouping，mingtiankenengjiushijiazhishijiershiwan，shenzhishiguobaiwandedongxile！”
caiyangdiyishijianyingshangqu，jiangqingkuangtianyoujiacushuomingzhihou，jiukaishitiyijiangqintiankaichu。
“laobanniang，wobushiguyide。”gubushangshuangmurehanjiaotidecitong，hemantoulinlidelenghan，qintianhuangmangjieshidao。
zhangmengyaozhiyiweiqintianmantoulenghan，shiyinweitaiguojinzhangdeyuangu，huangmangweiweiyixiaoanweidao，“kuikoupingdeshiqing，bietaiwangxinliqu，zheidongxisuiranxianzaideshichangjiayaoqibawan，danshidangchumaixialaideshihou，qishizhihuafeilesanwaneryi。wobazheixiesuipian，naquzhaogexiufudashizhanbuyixia，hainengmaigeyiliangwandeyangzi。zheiyangsuanxialaidehua，nizaibushanggeyiwanduo，jiukeyimibudianlidesunshile。”
“liuzaidianlihaohaogan，ruoshinenggouchengweijianbaoshi，zheidianqian，lianniyigeyuedegongzidoubibushang。”
duiyuqintian，zhangmengyaodeyinxianghaishishifenbucuode。
biyeyumingpaidaxuekaoguzhuanye，youqinfenhaoxue。
taduiyuqintianyizhidouhenkanhao，shenzhijuede，jiayishirideqintian，yidingkeyichengweiyige，bicaishifuyaogengjiayouxiudejianbaoshi。
“zheizenmenengxingni，tadasui......”
caiyangzhejidebuxing，zheikeshita，haoburongyicaigaodaodejihui。
raner，zhangmengyaoquegenbenbujitabahuashuowandejihui，gangkaikou，jiuzhijiedaduan，“xingle，shenmedoubuyaozaishuole，zheijianshiqing，woyijingjuedingle。”
jianzhuang，caiyangsuiranxinyoubugan，queyezhinengrenlexiaqu。
“laobanniang，wo......duibuqi！”
qintianmanlianganji，yishuangmuguang，zhizhidedingzhemeinvlaobanniangzhangmengyao，zheimeyigewaizaimeixinlinggengmeidenvren，xianrushishen。
laobanniangzhangmengyaodeshanliang，congdangchuhecaiyangdezhizicaiming，yiqimianshixuetudeshihou，tajiuganjuedaole。zuijinjigeyue，zaizhenbaozhaigongzuodeshihou，tashenzhihaihuiyizhizaixiang，jiujingsheinenggouneimeyoufufende，qudaomeinvlaobanniangzheiyangdenvrenzuolaopo。
jiuzaiqintianzhuyiliwanquanjizhongdeshihou，taturanganjuedao，zaizuomutongkongdezuishenchu，youyifuhenxiaodehuisetaijitufuxian。jiercongshangmian，douranshechuyidaodandandehuiseguangmang，yishanjishi，meirudaomeinvlaobanniangshenshang。
shunjian，yanqianmeinvlaobanniangzhangmengyaoneiyishenzhiyezhuangdeyishan，kaishibiandetouming，daozuihougengxiangshiwanquanxiaoshileyiyang，zhishengxialiangjiantieshenneiyi。
zaiwanghou，zuihouyidingdiandeweizhuangyebeiwanquantunqu，zhenggerenyizuiyuanshidezhuangtaizhanshichulai。yucitongshi，yiduanxinxizainaohaizhongxiangqi。
“xingmingzhangmengyao，xingbienv，hunyinzhuangkuangweihundanshen，xinggerexinshanliang，shenfenzhenbaozhaiguwandianlaoban。shengao174cm，tizhong53kg，sanwei34c、24、36。”
qintianbeihedemengdeyizhan。
这算怎么回事？
小说中的桥段透视？
keshizenmenenglianlaobanniangdehunyinqingkuang，shengaotizhongsanwei，doujishuogeqingqingchuchu？
一定是幻觉！
wulunshiyanqianchuxiandehuamian，haishinaohaizhongxiangqideshengyin，dourangqintianyouzhongrulinmengjingbandecuojue。
shijingdeyaoyaotou，roulerouyanjingzhihou，qintianzaicikanguoqudeshihou，yiqieyoudouhuifulezhengchang。
“jiuzhidao，yidingshihuanjue。”
qintianganggangtanlekouqi，yanqiandeyiqie，suizhezhuyilidejixujizhong，henkuaiyoufuxianchulexiangtongdeyimu。
yiqieweizhuangtunquzhihou，shinaohaizhongjiezhexiangqidexiangtongshengyin。
“xingmingzhangmengyao，xingbienv，hunyinzhuangkuangweihundanshen，xinggerexinshanliang，shenfenzhenbaozhaiguwandianlaoban。shengao174cm，tizhong53kg，sanwei34c、24、36。”
不是幻觉！
这一切都是真的！
nandaoshuo，shicipansuipianshang，neiyishuangjinseyanjingdeyuanyin？
daizheyihuodecaice，jidongbuyideqintian，henkuaijiangzhuyililuodaocaiyangshenshang，jiezheshidishangdeciqisuipian，heguwanzhanjiashangdeneixielaowujian。
“xingmingcaiyang，xingbienan，hunyinzhuangkuangyihun，weirenyinxianjianzha，shenfenzhenbaozhaiguwandianjiandingshi。”
“pinmingbeisongjunyaotianlanyoukuikouping，pinxiangwanzhengdubaifenzhiling，shichangjiazanshiwufapinggu，xugenjuxiufuqingkuangjueding。”
“pinmingqingmofangguiguzixiashanqinghuaciping，pinxiangwanzhengdubaifenzhiqishi，shichangjiawuwanzuoyou。”
“......”
wulunshixianshicongcaiyang，haishiyijianjianguwanshangmiansaoshierguo，qintiannaohaizhongdouhuixiangqiyiduanjiandingdeshengyin。
bujinruci，jiandingdaoguwanshi，yanqianhaihuixiangfangdianyingyiban，chengxianchuwujiancongzhuzaokaishi，zaidaoliuchuanzhijin，suojingliguodeyimumu。zhishiguocheng，buzhidaobeifangkuaileduoshaobei，jinjinbuzushimiao，jiucongzhuzaokaishihuidaolexianzai。
yiliansaoshishiyujianguwanzhihou，qintiankaishiganjuejingshenyouxiepijuan，tebieshizuomudeweizhi，gengshihuiganjuedaoyizhongsuankunkuifa，zhizhizuomuyinengwufajixuweizhi。
“zheisuanshenme？yinhuodefu？”
“youlezheizhongnengli，wanquankeyihengsaozhenggeguwanjie，chengweiguoneidiyidejianbaozongshi。dengxialeban，jiukeyiquxishichangjianlou，zhuanqianmaifangmaiche，zhirikedai！”
“weiyiyouxiekexideshi，zijizheizhongnengliyoushiyongxianzhi，daoleyidingdechengduzhihoujiuhuibiandekuifa，zhizhiwufadongyongzheizhongnengli。”
“ruoshinenggouzhaodaobanfa，keyirangzijiwuxianzhideshiyongzheizhongnengli，neijiugenghaole！”
xingfenlehaoyihuidegongfuzhihou，qintiancaihuanguoshenlai。
jiangdishangdeciqisuipianshoushiwanfangqilaizhihou，dianneizoujinlaiyigejicongcongdezhongniannvren，shuangshoubaojinyigebaozhuangjingzhidehezi，buzhidaolimianzhuangdejiujingshishenme。
“zheijiadianlisheinengzuozhu，woyouwujianyaomai！”