第3章 大粽子,成精

wokudexilihuala,yongjinlebishengsuohuidemarendehua,barenfanzihelilinyumadeshigouxuelintou,“lilinyu,nizheigelvchabiao,wangwoneimexiangxinni。niquexiayaohaiwo,haiyouqingang,nidangrenfanzizuojianfanke,budehaosi……wosihoubianchengligui,yebuhuifangguonimen。”

keshixintou,queshiyuelaiyuehaipa。

wocaishijiusuia,wogenbenjiubuxiangsi。

“youbushidiyicibeirensongjinlaipeiwo,yongdezhezheiyangyaosiyaohuodema?”shenxianeigesirenyoubaozhulewo,shengyindaoshihenhaoting。

suiranhenqingfu,queshifenqinglie。

worutongshoujingdexiaoshouyiban,quansuozaitadehuaizhong,“niyezhidaoqinganga,ni……nishijiangshima?da……dage。”

womeixiangdaoyigeguancailidesiren,juranhaizhidaorenfanzidemingzi。

mobushidazongzi,chengjingle?

xinglaifaxian,zijitangzaiyijianmoshengdexiaofangjianli。

shenxiashiyizhangjianloudemuchuang,zhouweidebaisheyongsigezijiatusibijiunengxingrong。

fayangdeshoubeishang,youhaojikuaiheisedeban。

bujinruci,woshentideqitabuweiyeyouzheiyangdeban。

banfujinhaiyouyixieguguaiderouya,yongshouyipengbiantengtongwubi。

ranhou,bianliuchuleanhongdenongxue。

neixueweigenlanrouyiyang,chongchizhefulandexingwei。

jiuzaizheishi,yourenjinlaile。

jingshineigemaiwojitaerzipeizangdelaotaipo,tajiandaowoyilianjinghai,“nibushigaizaishanshangma?zenmehuizaizheili!!”

“wo……woyebuzhidao,wozenmejiuzaizheilile。”wohehuaile,suodaolechuangjiao。

shoubeishanghenyang,rangwoxiayishidequzhuayang。

takanzheshenxinggoulou,bulvpanshan。

kedongzuoqueshifenjiaojianminjie,yigejianbushanglai。

bianjiangwodeshouwanezhu,shuangyandingzhewodeshoubei,“nizheishishibing,nandaozuowanshangnishibeitasonghuilaide?”

wocujinlemeitou,youyuleyixia,caiwenta:“shi……shibing……nideyisishishuo,woshibeinideerzisonghuilaide?”

shineigesirenbawobaochuguancai,songdaozheililaidema?

这……

可能吗?

“kanlaitashizhendekanshangnile,nvwazi,nifuqibuxiaoa。”taguixiaodeshuodao。

福气毛线啊!!

wojiumeijianguo,biwogengdaomeiderenle。

woshenshangzhangleheibandebuweiyuelaiyueyang,ganjuetoupidouyaozhakaile,“shibingdaodishishenme,weishenmehuizheimeyang。”

yonglizhuanaozhixia,shoubeishangshiyidaodaoxuehen。

neilaotaitailengyankanzhewo“zican”,yanzhongshanguoleyisixingzailehuodexiao,“shigouyihouderen,douhuideshibing,yaobulejirijiuhuiyimingwuhude。”

我要死了?

zhenshiwuloupianfenglianyeyu,wocaicongguancailichulai,youdeleshenmeshibing。

neiliganghaobaifangzheyizhangheibaiyixiang,yixiangshangshiyiweimeiqingmuxiudeshaonian。

keshitadeshuangyanjingranmeiyoutongren,zhiyoushabaideyanbai,tuzenglejifenguiyideganjue。