第一章

woshitianhelideyitiaojinli,shenglaibianyuzhongbutong,yinweiwobeishangyouyibaqianrupiroudegutou,youruyibaduandao。

niangqinshengwoshinanchan,yitailiangbaibashibagexiongdijiemei,zhiyouwokazaineili

wuqinzhixia,jieshengpoxuanzeleceqie,fengleshisanzhen。

youyinweiwomenjinliyizu,meitiaoyudouyoushiergenbaiyuxiangu。

不巧,我有十三根。

suoyianiangjiwoquming[jinshisan]。

zuzhangyeqinqiedichengzheidishisangengutouwei[jiangu],shuowotianzongqicai,rihoubijiangshizhengtiaohedexiwang。

houlai,worutasuoyuandabianjinlizuzaiwudishou,zhangchenglezhengtiaohedejuewang.

zurenmensidixiadouhuanwo[jiangutou]

yinwei,genwoshuohuayaobaochijuli,aidejinlerongyicubujifanglaigedabidou.

wozhangdaoerbaisuiyushi,tangzaibeiqiaoshangcengyangyang,bushenbeirenlaoshanglean

neirenniezhewodexiaonaodai,xiaoshengzheneryulong

[kuaikan,yitiaoguzhizengshengdeyuzaitiaodupiwu。]

真不礼貌!

woqidedengdalegugudeyanjing,ziletayilianshui。

neishiwodiyicitingshuo[guzhizengsheng]zheigeci,yediyicizhidao,wobushishenmetianzongyingcai。

buguoshijinhuashibaibale。

er[guzhizengsheng]zheisigezi,yechenglewowanghouyushenghuizhibuqudeemeng

不是我心理脆弱。