1970nian，qingmingjie，dawancunhenrenao。
shijiamenkou，yigelaotaipozhengdaizhejigeerxifuzhizheyuanzilima，kouchuchengzang，fangfomaokenglipenfen。
“shizhongwang！nigebieduziwanyi！wojiapanpanjiajinibudaowunianjiubeinicuomosile！**xxxx！”
“woguinvjiajinishicaiershiera！nigegoudongxi，peiqian！”
liulaotaisangmenjianli，madexiesidili，maleile，yibaishou，houmiandesangeerxifujiukaishimanzuifangpaole。
gezhelibamennei，shizhongwangzhengzaibozhusun，duiwaimianderumachongerbuwen。
xiaohua，taaimaershijinianle，zheisuanshaa。
erfangjiannei，yizhangpotukangshang，yigefendudutuanzihuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing，shiyuanyuankanzhetupidewuzi，toudingdechujushanghaiyouyinzheweirenyuludechagangzi。
zheibushitademorileyuana，jizijigannalaile？
gongyuan2569nian，yinglaileshijiemori，renleifenweilesanzhong。
yinengzhe，putongrenyusangshi。
dangran，shiyuanyuanshihouzhe，morilaideshihoutazhenghaozaishudiankanxiaoshuo，yitaitoujiubeiyaole，ranhoujiuchenglesangshi。
butongyuqitasangshixihuanchiren，yuanyuansangshihaishixihuankanxiaoshuo。
zaineitushuguannei，kanleershiduoniandexiaoshuo，tashiyuanyuanfashi，zijidezuixiameiyouyitiaorenming！jieguoni？neiqunyinengzheshanglaijiujitabaoji，ranhoutajiugale。
真是世风日下！
xiaonaodaiguayizhencitong，naohailixianshaodejiyi，rangbaodu‘shishu’deshiyuanyuanfaxian，taxiaosangshi，chuanshule。
zheishiyibenmingjiao《qilingduizhaozu，huanjiacaohantaichongwo》detianwenxiaoshuo。
yuanshenmingjiaoshiyuanyuan，jinniansisuiban，jieliuzideba，tiaohezishadema，keliandeta。
dangran，matiaohe，yubawuguan，yuwaimianguozaodewaipoyouguan，eryuanshudenvzhu，zhenghaojiushizheigewaipodesunnv，yejiushishiyuanyuandebiaojie。
zhiyutahebianyilaoba，sorry，paohui。
yuanzhuzhong，jinrideshiyuanyuanhuibeiwaipodaihuiqu，dangranbushiweilechongzheta，ershiduolegelaodongli，congciliujiayouduolegenenghuancailide。
nvzhuhaiweizhongsheng，yiqieqiankunweiding。
shiyuanyuanzuoqilai，takanguoneimeduoxiaoshuo，haijiejuebulezheigexiaowentima？xiayimiao，wadeyishengshiyuanyuankulechulai。
shengyinzhichangliang，shenzhichaoguolewaimiandemanma，buguangshitamen，jiuliankanxidecunmindoushiyileng。
“bushishuoyuanyuanshigeyabama？”
“duia，zheikushengyetaichangliangle，biwoerzihaidejing！”
zheijirenpazaiqiangtoushuode，shizhongwangyitingfanlegebaiyan：“woguinvkebushishazi！”
jiushiyougeshenme，zibizheng。
shizhongwangyouxiebunaifanderenglesun，taibuzoujinmen，shuoshihua，taduizheigenver，bingmeiyouduoshaoxihuan，tabenjiushijieliuzi，zicongfumuzouhou，gengshiwusuoshishi。
xianzaihaizimasile，zheihaiziduiyutalaishuojiushigeleizhui。
laidaochuangqian，kanzhedashengkuqideshiyuanyuan，shizhongwangyuqibunaifan：“haoshenme！yaohaoqunimafenqianhao！”
xiangdaoliupanpan，tajiuyiduziqi。
tingdaoshizhongwangdeshengyin，shiyuanyuanliketingzhileganhao，ranhoubiezhezui，zhengzheshiluludedayanjing，chongzheshizhongwangshenshou，sangyinweiqudehandao：“baba~ee~”
zheishishizhongwangdiyicitingdaoshiyuanyuanhanbaba。
tahoutuiyibu，wuzhezui，tongkongdizhen。
我嘞个豆！
好乖，好可爱！
shiyuanyuankanzhezheilianainaofuqinzheimoyang，xinlichoulechou，haochouxiangdedie。
buguo，xiaosangshilaileyanyuanhun，zuibabiedegenggaole，shenshou：“bababaobao。”
shizhongwangxinlishuangdebuxing，tazuixihuanguinv，shiyuanyuangangchushengshitajiuhenxihuan，zhishimeixiangdaohoulainverhuibeiyangchengneiyang。
rujinkanzhenverzheikeaidemoyang，tarenbuzhuxindong。
shangqianyibajiangrenbaoleqilai，zuiyingdao：“yiqianbushizuihaipababalema？xianzaidaoshixiangrangwobaobaole。”
“heng，wojiumianweiqinandebaobaoniba。”
zuishangzheimeshuo，keshizhongwangneixinquezainahan：naiweixiaotuanzi！haokeai！(╯▽╰)haoxiang~~
shiyuanyuanbaozhetadebozi，naoziliquezaisikaozenmejiejuemenkouneijigeren。
qishiguangshikanshiyuanyuanzheiruoujiebandeshoubei，jiuzhidaotameichiguoku。
xianzaikeshiqilingnian，suiranyijingguoledajihuangzhinian，kexianzaiyijiuchibubao。
biqiquneigelangwo，mianduinvzhu，shiyuanyuanjuede，liuzaizheigaibianlianainaolaobagengjiandan，yegengyouchengjiugan。
“baba，waimianshisheia，yuanyuanhaohaipaa。”shiyuanyuandeliantiezhebabadelian，wufenxiangdeliangzhangliancouzaiyiqi，haiguaiyangyande。
shizhongwangbaozhehaizizouchulai，kanzhemenkousigenvren，tongyanghaobukeqi。
“tamena，jiushihaisinimamadexiongshou！”
yijuhua，zhijierangmenkoudeliulaotaifeidouyaoqizhale，yaoyicha，shouyizhijiujixupokoudama：“wopei！yaobushinizaiwaimiantoujianshuahua，woguinvzenmekenengqutiaohe！nigekesidieniangdechusheng！”
liulaotaidiaoshaoyan，lianzhoudeheshupiyiyang，marendeshihou，gengshichoudeyaosi。
shiyuanyuanhaipadezhuanshen，buyuankandaota。
beiduizheliulaotai，henhenfanlebaiyan，shizhongwangyinchenzheliankanzhemenkoudeyuemu，xinlishifennanshou。
zhouweikanxiderenbuxianshida，shanggeyueliupanpanhuranbeirencongshuililaoqilai，paodedouzhangle。
dangshiliulaotaijiushuoshishizhongwangbide，xianzaishixingdaduizhidu，weilepingxuanjinniandeyouxiudadui，cunziziranbazheishiyalexialai。
erqie，shizhongwangbenjiushihunzi，yinianzhuandegongfenhaimeiyounvrenduo，tademingshengzaidaduibenjiuyiban。
suoyourendoushixiangxinzheigeshuocide，buyoudeyilunleqilai。
liulaodatingzhetamendehua，xinlideyi，biaoqinggengshishifenxiaozhang：“woyebuyaonishenme，jialiqiongdedingdangxiang！danshiyuanyuanshiwowaisunnv！woyaodaizou！”
tashuochulezheicidelaiyi。
jiguinvshangxiang？takemeixingqu，talaijiushiweilejiangshiyuanyuandaizou，biedebushuo，jiushiyuanyuanzhangdezheifendiaoyuzhuodemoyang，qimanengmaigeershikuaiqian！
xiangxiabuxihuanguinv，danshichenglikeshiyourenxiangyaode。
liulaotaineizeiyangululuzhuanzhe，xinlidesuanpandadepapazuoxiang，quemeizhuyidao，shizhongwangyijingheichengguodidelianse。
yinweishiyuanyuanzaitadeerbian，naishengnaiqideshuo：“yuanyuanxihuanbaba，yuanyuanxiangxinbaba。”
suishitongzhendehua，quetouyicirangshizhongwangranqilexiwang，congfumuzouhou，sheidoukanbuqita，shuotabuxing，liupanpanbenshitadexiwang。
jibianshitadesibeipanleta，tayerenle。
danshicike，taburenle！
tadeguinv，sheidoubiexiangdaizou！
“silaotaipo，nishuoshiwobideniguinvshiba？xing！neijiujiaodaduizhanglai，wodaoshiyaohaohaobaichebaiche，zheilvmaozi！laozikebudai！”