di1zhangzhongshenghunlishang，wokua**dan
1990nianxia，yushenganshishebeichangjiashuyuan。sandanyuanlouxiarentouzandong，hongsedexizitiezaiqiangshang，bushaorenshoulidounazhegezi“jingxin”zhunbeide“xiaoliwu”。
“kuaikuaikuai，xinniangzilaile，bazheihuopenbaihao，rangtabixukuaguoqu。”
“haiyoumoheiliande，guodihuidouzhunbeihaolema？”
“tingshuoneilinlansibuyaolian，yonglehaoxiejianbuderendeshouduan，yingbizheyuanlangquleta。zanmenjintianyidingyaojitadianyansekankan。”
dengyilianmangrandexinniangzibeisongqinderencuyongzhezoudaolejinqian，zheiqunrenbianyiyongershang。
yigezhangzhesanjiaoyandeguniangjiangguodihuimozailexinniangjiaohaodelianshang，bingshunshiyongzhijiagualeyixia。
lingyigechuanzheyitiaohongselianyiqundenvzi，zejiangyibamianfenchaoxinniangsaleguoqu。
linlankanzhepumianerlaidemianfen，zhongyuhuanguoleshen，jimanghoutuixiangyaoduokai，keshenhouderenquemengdituiletayiba，tabeimianfensalegezhengzhe，jinjiezhe，yipenshuipoleguolai，jiangtashenshanglinshidaban。
poshuidenvzichazheyaoxiaodebuhuaihaoyi：“yushuifacai，xinniangzizheiyihoua，yidingnengfadacai。”
ranhouyouguyigaoshengshuodao：“yo，qiaoqiao，xinniangzideshenduankezhendaijingera。”
yixienanrendiaoxiaoleqilai：“zhenmeikanchulai，zheilinlanzheimeyouliaoaheihei……”
renqunfachuyizhenweisuodehongxiaosheng。
林岚心里怒火中烧。
tazuomengyexiangbudao，zijijingrannengzhongsheng，erqiehaishizhongshengzailezijijiajiyuanlangdezheitian。
yeshitabanshengkunankaishidezheiyitian！
tamodiaoshunzhelianwangxiadideshuizi，taitoukanzhezhouweizheixiebuhuaihaoyideren，muguangdinggezaishenbiandeyuanlangjitashenbiandeneiduimuzishenshang。
tade“haoguimi”zhangmanzhihetadeerzizhangxiaowei。
cishi，yuanlangjinzhouzhemeitou，yilianxianqidikanzheta。erzhangmanzhidelianshangzhengguazhedeyiyouxingzailehuodexiao。
wanquanmeiliaodaolinlanhuikanxiangziji，zhangmanzhilianshangdexiaojiangleyixia，suihoutaxunsufangkailezhangxiaoweideshou，kuaibushangqian，xiaozhechaoneixierenmadao：“nimenyigegedezhendegoulea，nayouzheiyangnaoxinniangzide！”
zhangmanzhizoudaolinlanmianqian，taochushoujuanjilinlanzicalecalian：“meishimeishi，dajiadoushinaozhewan。zanmenyushengdexisujiuzheiyang，jiehunzheitiannaodeyuelihai，zheiwanghouderizicainengyuehonghuo。”
linlankanzhezhangmanzhizhengzheyanjingshuoxiahuadeyangzi，lengxiaoyisheng：“shima？”
shangbeizi，tadekunanjiushizhangmanzhiyishouzaochengde！
zhangmanzhizijimilianyuanlang，youyinweizijiliyidaizhehaizi，juedezijipeibushang，danyouxiwangnengjingchangjiejinyuanlang，yushijiubatajieshaojileyuanlang。ranhouyouzaitaheyuanlangdehunyinlishangcuanshangtiao，zhishouhuajiao，jijintiaobozhinengshi。
zhangmanzhiyibiangezhongdayahezeguaita，rangbenjiuneixiangdanxiaodeta，gengjianeihao、yiyu；yibianyouminglianlipengzheyuanlang，shenzhilianyuanlangchugui，tadounengbangzheyuanlangxibai，zaibazerenguaidaotatoushang。
sishiwusuineinian，tasiyuyiyuzhengheruxianai。erzhangmanzhizhongyukaozheduoniandezhongchengtiangou，chenggongjiajileyuanlang，bingjieshouletadequanbucaichan。
yixiangdaoshangbeizizijineizhangda25niandetongkuhezhengzha，tajiuxiangbazhangmanzhiheyuanlangzheiduijian、renjihuosile！
xushilinlandeyanshentaiguobinglenghefengli，zhangmanzhidexiaoyouxieweichibuzhu，“lanlan，nikebunengshengqia，jiehunzheitianbuguanfashengshenmeshi，doubunenggualiande。”
“dangranmeiyou，wozenmehuishengqini？”
linlanshenshoubazijilianshangdeneixieguohuihemianfenhenhenmoleyiba，chuqibuyidihuzailezhangmanzhidelianshang。zhangmanzhineizhanghualedaliqidabandelian，shunjianbiandegenlinlanyiyanghuaji。
zhangmanzhijidedajiaoqilai：“linlan，nizuoshenmeya！”
linlanxiaomimididao：“dangranshibazhufufenxiangjiniya，nishiwozuihaodepengyou，woyexiwangniyihouderiziyuelaiyuehonghuo，gengxiwangninengzaorizhaodaonidedierchun。”
zhangmanzhixianxieqidemachushenglai，dantayaoyarenzhule，haiyingchengzhexiaoliandao：“kuaibiehunaole，gaibaitangle，biewulejishi。”
tazheihuayinyiluo，limajiuyourenbahuopenduanguolai，“peng”diyishengfangzailinlanmianqian。
“xinniangzi，nifuqingangqushibujiu，zheishenshangnanmiandailehuiqi，suoyinijinmenzhiqian，decongzheihuopenshangkuaguoqu，shengdebaniangjiadehuiqidaidaopojialai。”
shuohuaderen，shiyuanhaodejiejieyuanqing。
cishitazhengbaozheshuangbei，zuijiaoguazhekebodexiaoyi，yiliankanhaoxidebiaoqing。
linlanzhanzhemeidong，zhilengyankanzheyanqianzheixienianqingdemiankong，xinlihenyitaotian。
shangbeizidejintian，tayetongyangjinglilezheixie。zheixiewangtashenshangmoguohuisamianfenposhuideren，quanshigenyuanlangaimeiguodenvren！
eryuanqinghetamagengshijitazhunbeilehaojigexiamawei，rangtayanmiansaodi，beichangliderenzhizhidiandianhaojinian。
dangniandetatainuoruole，youyinweiduiyuanlangyipianchixin，zaijiashangzhangmanzhizaipangbianbutingdecuicuhe“quanjie”，tahanzheleibashouxiequruhenankanjiyanlexiaqu。
danzheibeizi，tajueduibuhuizaizheimediurenle。
sheixiangjitanankan，tajiurangneigerenbitagengnankan！
neijigeguyilaiweinanlinlandeguniang，jiantazhanzhebudong，bianyinyangguaiqididao：“yuanqingjie，nizheigedixikanzhekebushishengyoudedenga。”
“jiushi，nizheiyifanhaoyi，renjiabulingqingni。”
“yuanlangge，nifangzheneimeduoyouxiudeguniangbuxuan，qugezheiyangbushidatidenvren，yihouniderizikebuhaoguoe。”
yuanqingdunshilaxialelian：“linlan，nishenmeyisi？shidadingzhuyiyaobahuiqidaidaowomenyuanjialaishiba？”
“yuanlang，nikankannizheizhaodeshenmeduixiang！haiyoumeiyouyidianguiju！”
yuanlangdelianyeheilexialai，bumandikanzhelinlan。
qitakanrenaoderenzeliangtouquan，yibianquanyuanqingbieshengqi，yibianquanlinlanyaodongshi。
zhangmanzhicaganjinglelianshangdewuzi，guolaiduilinlanshuodao：“lanlan，kuaikuaba，fengsushizheiyang。daxiderizi，nibierangyuanjiarenxiabulaitai，nongdedajiadoubukaixin。”
linlanzhuantoukanzheta：“wobukuatamenjiuhuidiurenma？”
zhangmanzhidiandiantou：“dangranle，daxiderizi，zheimeduorenkanzhe，nibukuaguoqu，renjiakendinghuixiaohuatamenjiade。niyebuxiangyuanlangbeirenxiaohuaqulegebuxianhuidexifuba？”
linlanyilianhuangrandawudebiaoqing：“yuanlaishizheiyanga，wobutinghua，tamenjiuhuidiuren。”
zhangmanzhiyandimanshibuxie，zheigechunhuo，zhenshichundaojiale。yuanjiazheimezuo，dadekebuzhishitalinlandelian，gengshitafumuzubeidelian！kuahuopenzheizhonglouxi，doufeichuduoshaonianle，yuanjiazheiyangzuo，jiushizaotaren。
dan，taxinlikezhenshutana！
tameibanfajiajiyuanlang，ziranyebuhuixiwangjiajiyuanlangdenvzinengyouhaoriziguo。
napazheigerenshitahaojiemei，yiyangbukeyi！
suoyi，tayaobangzheyuanjia，balinlandelianmianfangzaidishangcai。
linlankanjianlezhangmanzhiyandifeishanerguodeeyi，yanshenyileng，lianshangquedaizhexiaodao：“neiwokebunengbudongshia。”
zhangmanzhibuzhudediantou：“dui，ninengzheimexiangjiuduile，kuaikuaba。”
linlanzaizhongrendeqidaihecuicuzhong，zoudaolehuopenqian，tajiangzijidebeiposhidezhangquntiqilai，ranhoutaiqiyizhijiao，mengditilechuqu。
“我跨**蛋！”