第2章
“zeze，tianjianghengcai，sheinengxiangdaoxiaojiazheigexiaoyezhongjingranjiazhibaiyi，haishimeijin！”
zhuanghanmendetoumuahu，cizhedahuangya，zezezashedao。
yibaiyimeijin，tianwenshuzia！
tamenjiusuanshifendouyibaibeizi，yeweibinengzhuandedao。
“huge，nishuolinjiaxiaoshaoyenengfenjizanmenduoshaoqian？”
ahudeyimingshouxia，cuozheshouxiaohehedewendao。
“biexiadating，linshaobuhuikuidaizanmengejigede。haohaozuoshi，shaobulenimendehaochu。”
ahuhechileyiju，zhuaneryoulishengfenfu。
“kuaidianrangzheixiaoyezhongbabuxuedeyaotanghele，linshaoshuole，tadexuekendingyetebiezhiqian，zanmendaihuiduochoujiguanzi。”
tielongziliyouyipenyaotang，gangaochulaibujiu，shizheijiasirenyiyuandelaozhongyiqinshoupeizhide。
zheitangyaoyouqixiao，nengzaiduanshijianneirangrendeshentiduoduochanchuxueye，fangbianzheixierensiyichouxue。
“duile，biejigaosile，linshaohaiyaoyongxiaonvhaiyaoxietamamani！”
ahuhuranjianxiangdao，ganjinbuchongshuodao。
“fangxinbahuge，zanzheiloushangjiushilinshaojialikaideyiyuan，youzhuanyeyishengzai，zheixiaonvhaijueduisibule！”
zheimingshouxiaheiheiyixiao，zhuanerdakaitielongzizoulejinqu。
“laixiaoyezhong，kuaibazheitangyaohele，shushujinifangletang，ketianle！”
zheirenduanqilaiyaotang，shuozhehongpiandehua，didaolexiaonvhaimianqian。
“womeishengbing，buxiangheyao，woyaozhaomama，shushu，nixingxinghao，fanglewohaoma？”
xiaonvhaishuangshouzuoyi，queyouyinweichedongshuanfushouwandetielianzi，tengdetayoukuleqilai。
“yiyihaoteng，mamanizainali，kuailaijiuyiyia，wuwu......”
xiaoyiyibiankubianhanzhemama。
tazidashengxialaijiubuzhidaobabashishei，shenbianzhiyoumamayizhipeizheta。
erjin，mamabuzai，tashiqulesuoyoudeyikao，kudesixinliefei。
“jiunimamaneigezishiqinggaodejiannvren，womenlaobanlinshaozhuiletaneimeduonian，tasihuobutongyi，jinwanlaozizhemonizheigexiaoyezhong，neijiushitazizhaodekutou。”
zheiminglianshangyoubadezhuanghan，xianranshiqulenaixin，tamalieliedetongshi，zhaohujinlaiyigetongbanduanzheyaotang。
ranhou，tashangqianbaikailexiaoyiyidezuiba。
“jilaozihe，nidexueneimezhiqian，buhezheitangyaozenmechanchulaigengduodexueye？”
tacuzhuangdeshoubeihenyouliqi，baidexiaoyiyizuibadouyaosiliele。
xiaoyiyishuangshoushuangjiaobeitielianshuanzhe，genbenwufafankang，tengdetadoukuaibeiguoqiqule。
eryanqiangelianshangdaizhezhangzhangbahendenanzi，mianmuzhengningdaojizhi，gengshibaxiaoyiyihedehunfeiposan。
xiaoyiyizhinengmengliedediantou，qufuxialai，yiqiubuyaobeizheirenjixuzhemo。
raner，xiaoyiyidayingheyao，erduanzheyaotangdezheigejiahuo，quedaxiaozhechaoyaotanglituleyikounongtan。
“laozijinijiadianzuoliao，ganjinhe，hahaha......”
这个家伙大笑不止。
“zheidianzuoliaohaibugou，laozizaijizheigexiaoyezhongjiadian。”
balianzhuanghanjianxixidexiaozhe，dangzhexiaoyiyidemianlakailekuzilalian。
哗啦啦！
zheigegouchushengjingranchaoyaotanglisaleyipao......
“huge，linshaobushishuoyaoninpaidiandongxijitakan，ranhouyonglaiyaoxiexiaoyezhongtamamaxiaoyingyueneigejianrenma？”
“ninjuedepaiwoweixiaoyezhonghehuangjinyeti，zheiyimuzenmeyang？”
baliannanheiheiyixiao，biaoqingequdaojizhi。
“nizenmezheimehuai，buguolaozixihuan，hahaha......”
ahudangjinachuleshoujidiankailexiangjigongneng。
“xiaoyezhong，kuaidianzhangzui，shushuweinihezuihaohedeyaotang，limianyouwodehuangjinyetie......”
baliannanhechizhexiaoyiyi，coudaotamianqian，haibaileyigejiandaoshou，ranghugejitaluxialai。
“wuwuwu......wobuhe，zang，zang......”
xiaoyiyiwawadajiao，yongjinquanshenliqijilifankang。
tamengliedeyaodongruoxiaodeshenqu，shuanfudetielianzisuizhihuangdong，pengqiaodafanleyaopen。
哗啦啦！
yaotangsaleyidi，benjiumeizenmeliangtoudeyaotang，jiandaolebaliannanhelingwaiyimingzhuanghanxieshang。
zheixia，chedijinuletaliang。
“nitangsilaozile，goudongxi！”
一人跳脚大骂。
“laozigangmaidepixie，nijingranjilaozinongzangle，mashangjiwo‘tian’ganjing！”
baliannanshangqianyibu，shouzhangruqianziyiban，sisidehaozhulexiaoyiyitoufa，shunshitaigaolezijidexiezi。
“duiduidui，jiupaizheigehuamian，houziniyeguoqu，genxiaobayiqitaiqixiezi！”
ahuzhaodaolezuijiadeshexiangsucai，jianxiaozhezhihuizhelongzilidelianggeshouxia。
balianhehouzidashouguwu，yirenyibianzhuazhuxiaoyiyidetoufa，anxiangzijidexiezi。
xiaoyiyiyigesansuixiaohaizi，nayouliqiqufankanglianggechengnianzhuanghan。
tazhinengsisideyaojinyaguan，burangzuibaqupengzangdongxi，yachigedegezhizuoxiang，yaochulexueshuiquezhinengshengshengyanxia。
ermeiyoubandianrenxingdebalianhehouzi，yingshiyongxiaoyiyideliandancaganjinglexiezi。
ke，zheiyijiunanjietaliangxinzhongdefennu。
penlideyaotangbingmeiyouquanbusaguang，weilexiaoyiyitineijiazhilianchengdexianxue，taliangyigebaikaixiaoyiyidezuiba，yigeduizhepenziwangtazuiliguan。
“jilaozihe，buhewodasini！”
balianmianmuzhengningdehechizhe。
“ganbuhe，wobanideyayikeyikedeqiaoxialai。”
猴子恐吓着。
xiaoyiyibeimanshixingsaoweideyaotangqiangdejuliedekesouzhe，qiangjinlebizili，feili，qiguanli......
tazaiyewufachengshouzheizhongcanwurendaodetongchu，dangchanghunsiguoqu。
“wocao，xiaoyezhonghunguoqule！”
balianxinyoubugandeshuodao。
“这么不经折腾！”
houzitongyangbuganxindemadao。
“qujiaoyishengguolaichouxue，youyishengzai，tasibule！”
“bazheiduanshipinfajilinshao，xiaoyezhongdemamaxiaoyingyueyidinghuiguaiguaiqufu，linshaobaozhunhuiduofenyixieqianjiwomen。”
ahuheiheixiaozhe，huanxiangzhedabachaopiaodaoshoudekuaigan。
ranhou，tadiankaigangcailudehuamian，poyouxingzhidexinshangleqilai。
zheiyiwanduixiaoyiyieryan，tongjueerheian！
tacaisansui，caisansuia！
napatayijinghunsiguoqu，ahuzheibangrenyijiumeiyoufangguota。
jiexialaitayaobeichouxue，chouhenduohenduodexue！
ranhoudenglinshaoneibiandedaoxiaoyiyidemamaxiaoyingyueyihou，xiaoyiyiyijiubunenganwenlikai，tahaiyaobeichouzougusuihuanqutianjiaxuanshangjin。
zheidoushilinjianeigexiaoshaoye，jingxinshejihaode。