yechujiushunzhelaishideluwangxiazou，dakaitadebaobeichuwudai。
fanshouzaiyiduihuangfulimian，mochutadecishengzhiai——
手机！
“zhongdushoujiyilaizhe”yechujiushunjiananxinduole。
tapiepiezui，yidiandoumeiqinglengxiaoxiannvdeyangzi：
“xinzhongwunanren，bajianziranshen！jiegepidehun！”
genghekuang，taxianzai，keshimenxiameinantudiwushudeyulongshanzhangmen！
wanquanmeiyoushisudeyuwanghaoma？
九年前。
yechujiubeilaodaoshijiandao，songquleyulongshandedaoguan。
yulongshanchongzudelingli，rangtajuexinglebushuyuzheijushentidejiyi。
yechujiu，cengjingxiuxianjiegongrendeweiyibaiyueguangxiaoxiannv！
yeshiweiyiyinweichicuodongxi，budebuxiafanlilian——
zhenjingzhenggexiuxianjiede“qiji（pa）”！
xianzai，zaizheilinglixiquedexianshigouzhe。
tamajuzanghua、chikoulajishipinjiuhuizengjiatinei“zhuoqi”。
好家伙。
meitianxinxinkukuzandianlingli，doubugoutamasanjude！
“qiguaile，wanquansuanbudaozheigebingyangziweihunfuzainaer？”
yechujiugenjuluojianrenjidedizhifangwei，suanleliangbian。
傻眼了。
“nandaoshiwojineilaoyaopochuisuonataimaili，linglitouzhile？”
yechujiukaishirouteng，lingligendoudoulideqianyiyangshaozenmeban？
每天还得省着用！
作孽啊！
zoulemeiduojiu，yechujiuturankandaoleyiqunren，weizaiyingshichanyeyuanmenkou。
yiqunnazhemingxingzhoubiandefensi，shibushixingfendihongzhelian，zaitaolunzheshenme。
sihushiyousheiyaochulaile，zhiboshexiangtouyijingjiuwei！
zhuchirenjidongdao：“zheilishi《guomindingliu》xuanxiuxianchang！”
“shenyanxiaoxiannvsumulingyijingjieshushijing，zhunbeiguolaicai……fang？”
yechujiuzhengningshenkanzherenqun。
yinyuekandaoyigeqiguaideshenyingzhijiechuanqiangjinqule！
tashangqianyibu，buzhidaozijirujingle。
sheyingshiganghaoqielegejinjingtou，cubujifangdemeiyanbaoji。
让他手一抖！
zhijiejileyechujiuyigetexiejingtou。
yuanbenzhiyoufensikongpingdedanmushunjianzhale！
【****！zheizhendeshiwulvjingjingtouma？weishenmetazidaimopimeibaixiaoguo？】
【saiqianzenmemeijianguoyourentuijianta？woyaozhangchengzheiyang，tiantianlashidoubuguanmen！】
【baidedoufanguangle！jiumingjiuming！wosilesantiandoumeizheimebai！】
【jiarenmen！henhendixindongle！jiaoshamingzi？woyaopickta！】
【wotuomazhijiedazhaohu：hai！laopo！zheibuhewoshuijueshibushishuobuguoqu？】
yechujiuweiweimizheyan，zhengzaisikaoyaozenmehunjinqu。
taqingcheshuilingdedayanshishaojiandehuliyan，youxianyoumei。
wuguanjingzhi，qizhichuchen。
wangzheieryizhanbianshiyidaoqiangyandefengjingxian！
【wodexiannvlaopochuandeshihanfuma？haomeidetianqingse！zaigudaizheijiushiqingguoqingchengdehongyanhuoshui！】
【bushuole！woxianzaijiunazhemabukoudai，chuqujianpinggaimaiqian，jianxiannvlaopodatou！】
zhuchirenhailengzhe，xianchangfuzerenyikan，zhibojianshunjianyongrudaliangluren。
tamenzhengchoujintianhaixuanmeiyoutaolundu！
likerangrenbayechujiudetexiejingtou，guazaileappshouye！
fuzerenshengpayechujiupaole，tazixiyikan，lele：
“nishilaicanjiawomen《guomindingliu》xuanxiujiemudema？ganjinde！guolaishijing！”
yechujiu：¿¿¿¿¿¿
什么鬼？
选秀？！
fuzeren：“wa！haidailesuona！zheigecaiyihenbanga！wojuedeniyidingnengtongguo！”
夜初玖：……
大哥，你误会大了。
qiahaocishisumulingchulaile，tayiweiyingjiezijideshifensimendejianjiao。
可是居然没人理她！
sumulingyiguluochen“xiaoshimei”shenfenchudao。
saiqianhushengzuigao，beichengwei“shenyanxiaoxiannv”。
talaizhiqiandougenguluochenkuaxiahaikoule，zenmenengbeirenbixiaqu？
sumulingshangqianyibu，zhenghaodangzhuyechujiu，xiaozheduizhuchirendao：“lundaowocaifanglema？”
zheixia，tadefensimenmengdihuiguoshen，kaishinahan：
“aaashisumuling！！！”
“mamayawokandaoxiannvle！！！”
sumulingdaizhezijizuiyoumeilidexiaorong，zhuantoukanxiang“qiangjing”deaishigui。
xiayimiao，tazhenggerenlengzhu。
shenpangzheigefuselengbai，hongchunjiaoyansiyanzhideshaonv。
居然是素颜！
sumulingtouyicishengchulebei“yanya”deweijigan。
yechujiuzhishidandandipielesumulingyiyan，genbenmeibatafangzaixinshang。
zhilezhichanyeyuandamen，yechujiuwenfuzeren：“canjiashijingwojiunengjinqu？”
负责人疯狂点头。
“xing。”yechujiubawanzheshoulidesuona，chunjiaoqiaoleqiao，“mafandailu。”
dengfuzerenhuiguoshenlaideshihou，yijingqinzilingzhetajinqule。
yechujiugangyilikaijingtou，zhibojianderenshulikechuxianlejudabiandong。
yuanbenshouzai“changwaicaifang”yemiandeguanzhongmen，xunsuqiehuanshijiao！
quandouqiedaole“xianchangshijing”！
beichedihulvedesumulingzhenggerenlengzhu。
zheijiuweide，beiqiangzouguanghuandeganjue。
taturanjuedezijihaoxiangzainali，jianguoyechujiu！
xianchangshijingzhibojian：renshu1589757
【haojiahuo！woqianjiaoganglai，dabuduiyegenfengqieguolaile？】
【gangcaishinaxierenrangrangzhezheibushihaixuanxianchang，shichehuoxianchangde？shigerendoudaibuxiaqule？】
【wangwangwang！woshilaopodetiangou！laopozainawozaina！renzaigouzai！】
yechujiuzaizhengzhongjianzhanding，sangejiweiduizhuntadelian。
gengqingxidizhanxianletayouyuedeguxiang，meideyidiansijiaodoumeiyou！
danmuquanshigezhonghuashichuipeng。
haibuzhidaotademingzi，wangyoumenjiuzhengqihuayidijiaoqilelaopo！
sangepingweizuozaixiamian，zhongjianneigenvpingweiyikandaoyechujiujiuzhouqimeitou。
“ze，genmulingzhuangxingle。”
yechujiutinglijihao，weixiaodeshengyindounengtingdao。
tadaoshibuzaihuzheigehaixuan。
yechujiuyanshenkansimanbujingxin，qishizhuyili——
douzaijiaoluolineigeguihunshenshang。
touyicijiandaozheizhong，sileshoulihainazheshoufuheyingyuanbangdenvren！
yikanjiuzhidao，tashengqianshigezhuixingzu。
“ganjinde！jieshaonizijia！”
fuzerenzaiyipangjideyaosi，tamenyijingjiyechujiushishizhiboqingkuangmailetuisongguanggao。
jintiankaiboshujubulixiang，jiuzhiwangzhekaotadelianzhuanyiboliuliang！
yechujiusuikouyingdao：“wojiaoyechujiu。”
【wahaodute！lianmingzidoushidameirena！bukuishiwolaopo！】
【tayigeyanshenkanguolai，wolianwomenhaizidemingzidouqihaole！】
评委：“年龄？”
yechujiu：“sanqiansui。”
现场所有人：……
【？？？？？？】
【woshibeilaopodemeimaomihunle，tingjuechuwentilema？】
【**hahahaxiaoyeyehaoyoumoa！zheigeziwojieshaoshunjiantuoyingerchu！gaodaoxijurenle！】
pingwei：“youxihuandeouxiangma？geshouyanyuandoukeyi。”
jintianhaixuandesuoyouxuanshou，jibenshangdoubaodezhengshiluzhidedaoshimingzi！
quanshizhimingyanyuanhegeshou！
yechujiuzheigedajiangyoudedangranbuzhidaozheixie。
tiqiouxiang，tadeyanliranshanglexiexuxiaoyi，huidadegewaizhencheng：
“wodeouxiang！shiyigejiayuhuxiaodezuhe！tamencengyouxuduoguangchangwushenqu！xianzaishidangzhiwukuide‘guojiadui’xuanshou！”
所有评委：……？
【**xiaochushengle！laopodeouxiangshishei？wobushuo！danshidajiadouzhidao！tazhunbeidecaiyibuhuishiyongsuonachui“niangzi~aha”？】
【buxingle！shizenmezuodaoqianyimiaoneimegaoleng，xiayimiaozheimekeaidea！haorenzhendizaijieshaozijideouxiang！shizhenaile！】
【zheigaolengzhongbushimeiyan，shadiaozhongbushikeaideqizhi，zhengshiwuqiyechujiu，zaizuodegeweijianxiaole！】
yechujiuhaizaijixu：“wozuixihuandeyanyuan，shiyiweihenyouxiudeyanyuan、daoyan。weilepaixi，tahunshenfengzhenda100duozhen，14suishitanhuanguo，tashishei，wobuyongduoshuodajiadourenshi！”
tahaisuikoulailejutajiananshenjingdianyulu：
“woxuewushu，shiweilenengrangshaxhaohaohewoshuohua。”
“erwodushu，zeshiweileheshaxxinpingqiheshuohua。”
yechujiuzongjie：“woyeshizheiyangxiangde！”
shuoqitazuichongbaidezheisanweiouxiang，tapiaoliangdedayanliangjingjingde。
清澈又动人。
pingweiganxiaoleyisheng，zhinengguzhang：“shuo、shuodehao！haha！”
【toujiwoxiaomeile！zheisangepingweizhuangbitiaociyizhengtian！xianzaitidaotiebanlehahaha！】
【zhuyikandaoyandebiaoqing，genchileshiyiyanghahaha！tashibushimeixiangdaohuiyouzheizhongqipaxuanshou？】
【guankanrenshuzhenghaobiaoshengdaoerbaiwushiwan！zheigaisideqiaohe！womeiyoushuoxiaoyeyeshierbaiwudeyisi！】
fuzerenkanbuxiaqule，jiuchangdao：“biejieshaole！zhijiecaiyibiaoyan！”
yechujiuzhengyouciyi，jiaoluolineiguihunzhenghaohaobushefang。
tadesuona，ganghaopaishangyongchang！
pingweihedanmudeguanzhongdoujingdaile。
juranyourenzaixuanxiujiemuchuisuona？！
zhijianzheirongmaodielidemeirenmouguangliuzhuan，suonacoujinleneiyanhongdeyingchun。
zhengdangxianchanghezhibojian，chenjinzaitazheijingxindongpodemeimaozhongshi！
zhichongtianlinggaidesuonashengqiangshilaixi！
吹的竟然还是——
《mixuebingchengzhutiqu（suonaban）》！
【niaiwowoaini！mixuebingchengtianmimi！caonima！juranhairanqilaile！】
【chuwenbushisuonayin，zaitingyishiguanzhongren。】
【rangwokankanshisheizaishuaitouzaidoutui？e，shiwobenren！】
【jiarenmen，wosideshihoufentoujiufangzheishouge，chengyaodajialaibengdi[shuangshouheshi]】