wobeicengjingzuihaodepengyoubaling。
tarangbierensilanwodeyifu，juzheshoujipaixiawodeshipin。gaosuwo「zheijiushiqiangtananpengyoudexiachang。」
wozhengzhazhehetajieshi。womeiyou，shixiaocaohewobiaobaiwojujueleta。
erweizhangzuozaiyipang，manbujingxindefouren。「wokebuhuixihuanyigecongxiangxialaidechoubaguai。」
houlaiweizhangguidihewochanhui，shuotaaiwo，yuanyifuchuyiqiedaijiawanhui。
「neinikeyibawodemamahaijiwoma？」
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wodeshipinchuanbodehenkuai，duanduansanshijimiaodeshipin，yinweibeidashangxingmude「xiangxianvzirenxihuangouyinnanren」debiaotierbeizhuanfashangwanci。
shipinli，nianhuhudebuzhimingdeyetibeidaozaiwobeijiandepolandeyifushang，yinweichangniandaizhexiangxiabangwaigongwaipogannonghuo，gankuqueshuidepifudiyici**zaiwai。
danmulijifengdechaoxiaozhe：「guaibudezhangruohanxiatiandouzhengrichuanzhezhangyizhangku，zhiqianyiweishitamajitamaibuqiyifu，yuanlaishizhangleyishenjipi。」
「jipinvhahahahahahaha。」
「zhaojierenmeixinshan，zhiqianhaidaizhezhangruohanyiqiwan，xianzaitajingranbuyaoliandegoudazhaojienanpengyou。huogai!」
tamenbajiaoguodekouxiangtangkouzaiwomaozaodanganjingdezhangfashang，nayantoutangzaiwoshangweifayuwanquandexiongfu，shenzhi，nawodetouquzhuangchaileyiban、manshidingzidepenghuquzhuanqiang。
zuowanzheixiehou，zhaojiabaiguowodelian，tuoleyikou，「zhiyaonishuo，nishigexihuangouyinnanrendejiannvren，wojiubazheigeshipinshandiao。」
etoudexianxuetangguowodebanbianlianjia，xuedididadidadegunluoyidi，lianzhexinjiaoyibandeteng。
wozhendehenxiangku，yehenxiangshuoteng。
zhaojiashiwozuihaodepengyou，tamingmingbisheidouqingchu，wojialiqiongshiyinweibabachuguijuanlejialideqiancaihexiaosansiben。
wodemama，tayishengpinku，queqingbaijianren。
woyouzenmenengzuochugouyinhaopengyounanpengyoudeshi，shuochu“wojiushixihuangouyinnanren”dehua，zenmenengrangmamayinweiwoderengeermengxiu。
jibianshixianyiranbuqing，wohaishicetoukanxiangweizhang，yongjinwojincundeyongqiqujieshi：
「bushizheiyangde。neitianshiweizhanghewobiaobai，shiwojujueleta。」
「zhaojia，womenshizuihaodepengyou，woconglaimeiyouzuoguoduibuqinideshi。」
zhaojiayilianchaofengdekanzhewo，「nibuguoshiwoyangdeyitiaogou，jingranzhenbazijidangzuowopengyoule？」
tasuihoubaozhebeizoudaoweizhangshenbian。「nanpengyou~tashuodeshizhendema？」
cishidedanmugengjiajidong，mimimamadeziti，xianranshibeiwodeyanlun**daole。
「zhaojiejiwohenhenshanta，zaojiukantaexinsile。」
「weigehetabiaobai？hahahahahahahahahahabiewuruweigele。」
「weigebukenengxia。tazaizuomengme？」
woguanbidanmu，lengjingdekanzheshipinli，beizhongrenweizhexiurudewo。
neigeshihoudewo，yanshenjuewangerwuzhu。
zaineiyike，woshizhendeqiqiuzheweizhangnengshuochuzhenxiang。
shaonianmianpangruyuexialiangyu，hetademingzijipei。
tadichuizhezhangjie，chechunduiwoluchuyigexuweidexiao：
「wokebuzhiyujibuzeshi，xihuanyigecongxiangxialaidechoubaguai。」
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我办了休学。
zheigeshipinbowanliangdaoyibaiwandeshihou，ganghaoshiwozhengxingshoushuchuyuandeneiyitian。
conghunshenzhandouzhe、zinveyiyangdeguankanzijibeibalingdeshipin，daoxianzaiwoyijingtebiepingjing。
yinweiwozhidao，womeiyoumamale，wohuikaoyiqiejiduanshouduanbaohuzijide。
chulegenggaihukoubenshangdemingzi。
liyonghanjiaqijian，wohaiquzuoleshentisuxing，baofuxingdejieshiheyuedu，baoleyingyukouyuban，jinquanlitishengzheziji。