fangjianjiechuan,liushidinvtianshengmeiti,ziweimiaobukeyan。
pinchangdaowoziweidehuangdi,geriqichuangdediyijianshijiushicefengwoweihuanghou。
kedangwoyihuanghoushenfenweijingwangzhuchihunlishi,quefaxianxinniangjingshicongxiao**wodejimei。
tabawodangchenglewangyebaoyangdewaiqie。
mawojianbi,shuowogaisi。
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haibawoboguanglediaozaimenkouchouda。
ketaburenshi,wotoudingdaizhede,shizhiyouhuanghoucainengdaideliujinfengguan!
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dazhouwangchaoyouyigecanrendeguiju。
meidanghuangfeiqushishi,huangdidouhuixuanpaiyipicaimaoshangjiadeshijianvweiqixunzang。
banyueqian,huanghouhongshi,weileduzhanjiachan,jimuhemeimeijiangwowuhuadabang,songquweihuanghoupeizang。
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dangtianwojiubeiceliweixinhou,yiweihougong。
jinrijingwangdahun,huangdigengshipaiwoqutiqianzhuchihunli。
kedangwochengzhehuangfeizhuanyongdefengnianqianwangjingwangfushi,queyingmianzhuangshanglejimeidehuajiao。
gezhelianbu,kandaotadeneiyike,woshentiweiweiyizhan。
shijinianlai,beitahejimulianshouqirudehuamian,shunjianzaiwonaohaizhongfanyonglechulai。
liuruyueshiqieshisuoshengdeshunv,woshizhengshisuoshengdedinv。
jimuweilejishenzhengshi,duhailewodeshengmuhou,youbawofapeidaoleniupeng。
meitiandouguozhebinulihaidijiandeshenghuo。
kejibianruci,tamenyebudasuanfangguowo,huazhongjinmaitonglegonglidetaijian,bawosongjinlexunzangdui。
suoyi,liuruyuekandaowodeshihou,yeshanguoyimobukezhixin。
meidengwofanyingguolai,liuruyuemashangxiajiao,duiwotaishoujiushiyigeerguang,zhijiazaiwolianshangguachulexuehen。
“dadanjianbi!nijingganconghuanghouniangniangdexunzangduiwuzhongtaochulai!”
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zuoweidangjinbixiaweiyidebaodi。
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liuruyuebuzhishileshenmeshouduan,jingranqiangdaolejingwangfeideweizhi。
sigemamacongbeihoujiazhulewodegebo,rangwozhengtuobude。
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“zheikeshizhiyouhuangfeicaiyouzigepeidaidehuangjiashoushi!nizheizhong**dejianbi,naliyouranzhidezige?taolixunzangduiwuyejiusuanle,jingranhaigandaoqiehuangjiazhiwu!”
tafanshouyijierguangjiangwoxianfanzaidi。
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fengguanshangdezhenzhupilipalazazaiqingshibanshang,xiangjiledangniantabiwoguizaiposuiwandieshangshi,neizhatoupiroudeshengxiang。
ruoshihuanzuoyiqian,beitaqirushi,woyidinghuiaishengkuqi,qiurao。
erxianzaiwozhishifuzaidishang,kezhexuemoqingxiaozhe。
wodehaomeimeiya,nikenengyongyuanbuhuizhidao,zheidingfengguanshibixiaqinshouweiwodaishangde。
woyebushitaozoudexunnv,ershixincefengdehuanghou。
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liuruyuesuoshimamamenboqulewodefengpaohou,bawodiaozailefumenkou。
tanazhezhanyanshuidetengtiao,henhenshuaidaowodeshenshang。
menwaideyidong,jingdonglefulidejimu。
dangtajiandaowohaihuozheshi,biaoqingliyeshishanguoyimojingya。
“niang,zheigejianbi,bujincongxunzangduilitaozou,haidaoqielehuangshibaowu,ruoshiqianlianwomen,keshiyaobeimanmenchaozhande!”
wentingciyan,jimuborandanu,duoguotengtiao,duiwochoudaqilai。
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budaobanzhuxiang,wodeshentiyijingbumanxuehen,xueshuishunzhetengtiaodiluozaileqingzhuandimianshang。
xueshuimohulewodeshixian,kanzhejimuzheizhangzhengningdelian,yushinianqianhaisimuqinshidebiaoqingzhongdie。
woyongyuanwangbuleniangqinbeitamendusideneitian。
neitianwofalefengyiyanggaodaoyamen,xiangweiniangqintaohuigongdao。
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dangtianliuruyuecaizhewodelian,zaiwodekuhaoaiqiuzhong,baniangqindeguhuisajinlechoushuigou。
shinianlai,woyizhihuozaitamenmunvdenvedaizhixia。
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yinweiwozhidao,tadehunli,jianghuibianchengzangli。
jiuzaitadadeqijingdeshihou,yishengqilidejianjiaohuapotingyuan。
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“liufuren!dabudeya,shanghainiangniang!zheikeshiyaozhujiuzudedazuia!”
“放你娘的屁!”
jimumeiyoulihui,faneryitengtiaochoulexiaqu。“zheijianbiyepeidangniangniang?”
meimeiyijiaojiangtachuaifan,shuangshouchayao。
“nalilaidelaoyanhuo,nirencuorenle!zhengdanidegouyankanqingchu!jinriwoshijingwangzhengfei!ben**caishiniangniang!”
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liuruyuelenglengyixiao:“laoyanhuo,bieyiweiwobuzhidao,huanghouzaozaibannianqianjiuhongshile,zheigejianbijiushisongqujihuanghouniangniangxunzangdepeizangpineryi!”
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嘴里还在喃喃自语。
“bahuanghoudachengzheiyang,liufushangxiarentounanbaoa!”
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bafuandapaozhihou,jimuheliuruyueyuefaxiaozhang。
kanzhewozheibitahaiyaomeishangshifenderongyan,liuruyuedebiaoqinglishanchuyimozhengning。
congxiaodaoda,wojiushengdebitapiaoliang。
wosuichuanzhecubumayi,ganzhefanzhongdecuhuoleihuo,keyutazhanzaiyiqishi,yiranhuijirenyizhongguangcaiduorendeganjue。
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tazuiyanedejiushiwozheizhanglian。
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yinci,meiciqiruwoshi,douhuibawodelianzhuahua,hualan。
tafenfuxiaren,naguolaiyiwanguntangdejiangtang。
zaizhongbinkedezhushixia,chaozhewodelianhuanhuanqingxiedaoxia。
reqizhengtengzhong,tatiannidesangyinwanrudushetuxin。
“jintianwojiutanglannizheizhanghumeilian!”
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liuruyuedecanren,yijingrangrenkanbuxiaqule,kaishiyoubinkexiaoshengquandao。
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liuruyuewenyanfanergengyonglidinianzhewodeshouzhi。
“huiqi?benwangfeijinrijiuyaoyongzhei**dexue,jihunyantiandiancaitou!”
jimuduanzhechazhanyouyoudao。
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xipojianzhesangzipaolaibaoxin。
jimuneikuzhoudeyanpijidongdezhizhan。
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jingwangqizhegaotoudama,shenhougenzhehaohaodangdangdeyingqinduiwu。
luoguxuantian,bianpaoqiming,bashiyitailiujinpinlihuangderenzhengbukaiyanjing。
zhengtiaojiedoujimanlekanrenaodebaixing。
xipoduizhemanlianzhezicoudaoliuruyuegenqian。
“guniangzheifuqi,manjingchengzaixunbuchudierfen!laoshenzaoqiaochunintianshengfengming,genjingwangdianxiazhenshilongfengchengxiangna!”
liuruyuewenyanyanweiqingtiao,yanboliuzhuanjianjinshiyanbuzhudedeyi。
jimutingzhileyaoban,xiabagaogaoyangqi,manmianhongguangdichaosizhoubinkegaoshengdao。
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shuoba,haiteyichaowodefangxiangxieniyiyan,yanzhongjinshiyangmeituqidekuaiyi。
yanxiahongchoufanfei,yingdemunverrenrongguanghuanfa,fangfojinrizhihou,liujiabianyaoyibudengtian。
jingwangdejinxianzhangxuegangkuaguomenjianhou,manfudexilechuidadegengmailile。
“怎么回事?”
kanzhedaozaixuebolidenvren,jingwangmeitoujinsuo,daxiriziyushangxueguangzhizai,zheirangtadexinlidunganbuyue。
liuruyuepujintahuaili,fangcaihaizhengningdemianrongcikeduimanjiaomei。
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jingwangtinghou,diandiantouhou,yongneimanbujingxindishixiansaoleyiyanwoneixueroumohudeshenti。
tademuguangzhixuzaiwangshangyisancun,jiunengkanjianwosuoguchuneimeihuanghouzhuanshudezhushafengyin。
ketameiyou,fanerxianedizhoulezhoumei。
“jinrihuangxionghuipaiqianxincefengdehuanghouniangnianglaiweiwozhenghun,shiguanzhongda,buyijianxue,denghunliguohou,jiaojidianyusifaluoba。”
tazhizhijinrihunshinaishihuanghouzhuchi。
queweirenchuneixuebozhongyanyanyixidenvren,zhengshidangjinhuanghou。
ertadewangfeiyijingbahuanghouzhemochengleburenbuguideguaiwu。
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jingwangdedahundianlishehuaqipai。
xitangzhengzhongtiezhedoudadexizi,jinfenmiaobian,zaizhuguangxiayiyishenghui。
weilexiuruwo,liuruyuemingrenyongcushengfuzhuwodeshouwan,xiangtuoshengkoubanjiangwozhuaiguopumanhongchoudeyongdao。
“douzhengdayanjingqiaoqiao!zheijiushimaofanjingwangfudexiachang!”
takeyitigaosangyin,jiangwoshuaizaixitangzuixianyandeweizhi。
满座宾客哗然。
guleqimingzhong,taguyicaizhewodezhijianmaishangpuzhejinsitandetaijie。
眼看着吉时来到。
mantangbinkeguiyinghuanghou,kedenglebantianliangeyingzidoumeijianzhe。
binkemenkaishibuandijiaohuanyanse。
jishiyiguo,kehuanghouchichiweidao,jinrizheibanzuotai,mobushiyaojijingwangfunankan?
jiuzaizhongrenpingxijinghoushi,gongmenwaituranchuanlailiguanyouzhangdechangbaosheng。
“皇上驾到!”
jingwanglikelvlingzhongrenfushouguibai。
可唯有一人除外。
liuruyuejiangzaiyuandi,jingxinmiaohuadezhuangrongyanbuzhutashunjiancanbaidelianse。
huangdishenpangneiweishenzhechaofu,shouchifuchendezongguantaijian,bujiushigangcaibeitamingrenzhangzechufudelaoyanhuoma!