“fengtianchengyunhuangdi，zhaoyue：sizhengjiangjun，sipingjiangjun，sifangjiangjunzhansishachang，weipingtianxia，yiquzhujiangshan，yirexuehanweidaxiaweiyan！”
“dajiangjunyangrulongjubinggongxianmanyidoucheng，zhanmanyiwangshouji，zhuangdaxiashanhe，danguilaituzhongyinsangzisangsunzhitongeryijuebuzhen，zhonghongmo！”
“yangmenshizhonglie，yishenxunguo，zhenshenweitongxi，nianjiyangjiazaiwuhourenzhishengyiguyangbalang，jiashanghuangjinwanliang，jinweiyizhi，zicihuyangjiayiguyufuruyishengzhouquan！”
……
daxiadilongdou，yangjiafudiyingkedian。
yizhenzhengchaoshengchuanlai，yangwudimimihuhuxinglai。
dangshixianzhongheshi，quefaxianzijizuozaiyizhangtanmukaoyishang，erruyanjieshipingfeng、zhutai、mimimamachuandaigudaifushideren……
嗯？
zijibushizaimeiguodemashengligongxueyuanzhongyanjiangma？
但好像中枪了……
budengxiangqingchu，yigumoshengdejiyiyongrunaohai，rangyangwudixianxieyunsidangchang！
“daxiadiyijiangmenyangjiaweiyicunhuoxialaidenanding！”
“yangwudideqigexiongdijieshijiangjun，dieheshushuweidaxiasifangjiangjunzhier，yeyegengshiweigaoquanzhongdedajiangjun！”
“yinbasuishiyiguo，yinweiweiduyangwudiminghenwudi，queshiyigedanxiaopashidewonangfei！”
……
suizhejiyirongru，yangwudijianjianliqingleqianyinhouguo。
原来。
tazaiyanjiangshibeirencongbeihoukaileyiqiang，danmeiyoutelangpuneimexingyun，zuizhongchuanyuele！
也就是说……
sanshisuibudaonalewuzuogaodengxueyuanboshixuewei，yijixiaozhangtimingdeta，juranchuanyuedaoleyigemanmenzhongliedeweiyiwonangfeishenshang！
最离谱的是。
chutazhiwai，zhenggeyangjiadenandingjieshizhangkongzhedaxiajunshidemingmai，quezaiyichangmiemanzhizhanzhongguiyidequanbushenyun。
danfancongmingyidiandounengkanchulai，nainaidehenyouwenti！
“gonggaozhenzhua，laoyangjiachushishiyoubajiubushiyichangyiwai……”
“zheihuangdiyeweibihaoxinbaohuyangjiacaipaiqianjinweiruzhu，fanerkenengshiyizhongjianshi。”
“诶！”
“bierenchuanyuedouyouhaoshi，wozenmejiuyudaozheizhonglanshi？”
yangwudidehuxiyizhi，qianfangmengranchuanlaiyizhenciqishuaisuisheng，jiangtalahuidaoxianshi。
此时。
taishiyishang，yigefengyunyoucundemeifurenmanliantieqingdiwangzheqianfangdejigeren。
meifunaishiyangwudideniangqin——yuefanglian。
zhisuoyirangtazheibanshengqi，neishiyinweiyourenlaituihun！
ruolaituihunderen，shitazhansidehaierweicengguomendeqiziyejiusuanle，bijingrendoumeilehebidanwurenjia？
可万万没想到！
diyigebeituihundejuranshiyangwudi，zheijueduishixueshangjiashuang，linjiaqirentaishen！
退婚队伍中。
linjiadeguanshilinhai，bingbudasuanjixugenyuefanglianzhengbian，ershiwangxiangmuguang‘daidai’，tingzhiyaoganzuozhedeyangwudi。
然后。
yilianaomanditailetaixiaba：“yangbagongzi，jinriwolinjiayizujiushilaituihunde，ernishiyangjiarujinweiyidenanding，jiuyounilaizuozhuba！”
“胡闹！”
“hunyuenaishihuangshangqindian，nanengshuotuijiutui？”
“那是欺君之罪！”
yuefangliandemiansehanshuang，nushengdao。
linhaiquebujibuhuandiyixiao：“huasuiruci，danwojia**zaoyixinyousuoshu，gendangjinsihuangziqingtouyihe，yangjiarenxianglaiyebuxiangchaisanzheiyiduanmeihaodeyinyuanba？”
四皇子？
nanguaicengjingyiyangjiaweishoushizhandelinjia，ganzaiduoshizhiqiu**tuihun，yuanlaibeihouyijinglingxunyizhangle？？？
yuefanglianpaianerqi，nubukee：“buzhun！”
“cishishiguanzhongda，bixuyouyangjiaweiyidenandingzuozhu。”
linhaiyagenmeijiangyuefanglianfangzaiyanli。
meilejiangmennanerdebihu，zhishengyigewonangfei，zaijiashangchaotingshangyangjiadezuiguobushaoren，miemenzhishichizaodeshi！
欺君？
开什么玩笑？
rujindeyangjialileyichangdagong，fengtouzhengjin，zhudonghuidiaoyizhuanghunshi，huangshangnengjiangzuibucheng？
然而。
yangwudiquewushilequanchang，jiangmuguangluoxiangduiwuzhongdeyimingnvzishenshang。
neinvzisanqianqingsiwufengerdong，yizhangfendiaoyuzhuodexiaolianrangbushaorenmilian。
嗯……
yangelaishuo，dequeshiyigemeiren。
danyangwudixiangpotoudouxiangbumingbai，shentideyuanzhuweihetianlelinruoxinzhengzhengyinian，daotoulaishoumeimodao，qianyehuale，haidezaoyuwuqingtuihunzheidenggouxueshilai？
甚至。
tahaijidebujiuqianjiangyeyedelongquanjiandoujitoutousonglechuqu……
ruoyangrulongnenghuozhehuilai，gujichousitadexindouyoule。
败家玩意儿！
mingmingnengzhongmanzhengpiansenlin，quefeidiaosizaiyikeshushang？
“yangwudi，niyuwobenjiubushiyiluren。”
“wozhudingqiantuwuliang，ernijiangyibeiziliuliuwuwei！”
“runizhudongyidianjielehunyue，zuihouhuoxunengyouyidianyanmianshangcun。”
“否则……”
“bieguailinjiabunianjiuqing！”
linruoxinshenselengmodijiangyizhihunshudiulechulai，luozaiyangwudijiaoxia。
结果……
yangwudiliankanyiyandoubukan，ershimanliankelianxixideyangzi：“ruoxin，ni……quedingyaogenwotuihunma？”
“没错！”
linruoxinduishangyangwudineinuoruodeyanshen，xinzhonggengjiabuxiele。
yigewonangfeiyoushenmezigegenzijichenghun？
dangchushiyinweiyangjiaquanshitaotian，liansihuangzidoujidan。
而如今呢？
yangjiashijiangquanmie，zijiqueyousihuangzichengyao，hejuzhi？
yangwuditanxileyisheng，dianxialetou：“hao，wotongyinimendeyaoqiu。”
yangjianvjuandeliansezhourandabian，jiulianyuefangliandeliandougenzhelvle。
yidanbeituilehun，yangjiajianghuitaibuqitou，renrendouganlaicaishangyijiao！
tamendoumeixiangdao，yangwudinuoruodaolezheibandibu，shiguanjiazumiewangdedashi，juranhuitongyi？
linruoxingenlinhaifenfenyixi，tamenxiangyaodejiushizheibanjieguo……
但下一秒。
yangwudikaishibaizhitou：“anzhaodangjindelvfa，meiyounvtuinanhunyishuo，zhiyounanxiunvfang，suoyishuoyinggaishiwoxiuleni，duiba？”
全场：“？？？”
yangwudiyilianlaoshibajiaodiwangxianglinruoxin，jixushuodao：“lingwai，mafanjiangdangniandesuoyoupinliyuanshufenghai，shaoyigezi，wodouhuinaodaohuangshangneierqu。”
全场：“？？？”
yangwudihuranxiangdaoleshenme，youbuchongleyiju：“duile，zanmenhunyueyijingyouyinianleba？dangchushuodengnichengnian，danzaipinliyiwaiwodedequequejinihualexuduoewaideqiancai，suoyimafandouyiqihaijiwo，buranwoyaoshangzouhuangshang，shuonimenqijundetongshi，youpianhun！”
全场：“？？？”
什么情况？
linruoxinshisihuangzikanshangdenvren，neifeiwujuranyaoanzhaoxiudiaodefangshilaituihun，qibushidengyuexinsihuangzima？
而且。
pinlituiyejiusuanle，juranhaiyaoqiuzaidinghunqijiansuohuafeideqiancaidoutuihai？
据他们所知……
dangchuyangwudikemeishaohuaqian，neiduanshijianhairedemanchengfengyu，mayangjiajinchuhaolanger，weidubalangshibaijiawanyier！
一时间。
linjiaderenyigegemengle，wonangfeijuranyekaishishuawulaile？
该死！
kendingshiyuefanglianzheigeguafujiaotazheiyangzuode，fouzeyigewonangfeizenmenenggoushuochupianhunzheizhonghualai……
ruobeishichui，zaidangchaonaishizhongzui！
linruoxinmengranjingxing，lianseyihei：“neishiniziyuansongwode！”
“songnidebudaibiaojiushinide，yinweinituihunle，wojiubusonglea！”yangwudiyiliandeweiqu。“nanbucheng，niyexiangxuetangniulaiyigebudengshi？”
“什么唐妞？”
linruoxinbengbuzhule，manmandenaoxiuchengnu。“yangwudi，wozaiwenniyibian，nizhendexiangxiuwo，tongshirangwohaihuisuoyoudedongxi？”
“是的，没错。”
yangwudidiantourudaosuan，yifuhenlaoshideyangzi。
linruoxinquebeiqidaosuxiongdiedangqifu，linhaideyanligengshiyipianhanmang：“haijinimenmeiwenti，fanzhengzicizhihouyangmenjianghuichedimeiluo，daoshihounengfoushouzhuzheixiedongxi，sheinengzhidaoni？”
“你休要胡说！”
yuefanglianyiting，zhidiyoushengdihechileqilai，“yangmenmanmenzhonglie，xiaoyongshanzhan，juebuhuijiuciyijuebuzhen！”
linhaimanlianchaofeng：“zenme？yangfurenhaizhiwangyigewonangfeinenggoubangyangjiakaizhisanyema？ninburuquwenwendidouderen，rujinsheiganjiajita？”
yangjiasuimanmenzhonglie，dangonggaozhenzhu。
yangjiashilangquanbuxisheng，zhiyaoyouyidiandiannaoziderendoumingbai，qizhongqiancheshangdeliyijiujingyouduoyanzhong，sheiganlaitanghunshui？？？
junyaochensi，nibudebusi！
yuefangliandebiaoqingyixiazigengnankanle，yangwudiyanjianbianyiniangqinbeiyigedouweifudeguanjialengchaorefeng，xinzhonghenshibushuang。
妈的！
juranganshuolaoziqubudaoxifu？
denghuierfeidezhengsinigechoushabi！
zhengdangtazhunbeifahuiyanjiangdebenshi，kaikouduisilinhai，waimianqueyongjinlaileyiqunren。
yuefanglianyiyanjiurenchulairendeshenfen，zhengshiyangjiaqigelangerweiguomendeqizijiazhongdeguanjia，yejiushiyangwudideqigeweiguomensaozideniangjiaren！
她的脸色顿时一白。
nanbuchengjinridebamenhunshi，yaobeitongyitianjituilema？
那样一来……
yangjiazhendeyaochedidimeilea！
linhaijianzhuang，lianshangluchuyisixiaoyi，shangqianduizheneijigeguanjiaxingleyili：“zhuweizhouchelaodunganlai，yeshilaituihunde？”
zaidaxiadelvfazhong，sangfuwuzidenvziwulunyoumeiyoujiaren，zhiyaoshidinglehun，yidanmeilezhangfujiubixuzaiyigeyueneizhongxinjiarenshengzi。
ruoweifanlvfaerbujia，jianghuibeisongwangjunying，qiangpoweishibingfuwu。
甚至。
haihuibeidangzuojinjishiqide‘beiyongkouliang’。
如今。
zheijigeyouquanyoushidedajiazufenfenqianlai，xianglaiyeshiyaotuidiaohunshi，zailingxungaozhi，fouzejiusuanzishende**shenfendiweizaigao，yewufataotuolvfadeweiyan！
想至此。
linjiasuixingtuihunderen，ananlengxiaoleqilai。
然而。
lingrenyixiangbudaodeshi……
renqunzhong，yiminglaiziyujiadeguanshidandandihuiletayiju：“haoxiangjiunimenlinjiashituihunde。”
林家：“？？？”