第2章 婆婆小姑一锅端了!

liangrenchiwanmian,zhaomamabianlaile。

yuanzhihetahanxuanjiju,yiqiqudaozhengting。

limianyijingweizuolebushaoren,jiandaoyuanzhijirenguolai,shunjianshoulesheng。shangshoudexiaofurenshenseyilin,shixianyueguonianqingnvzi,luozaitashencedezhangzheshenshang。

yuanzhichajueduifangmuguangyouyi,touweiweipianxiangzhaomama。

nandaozheirenhezhaomamayousiyuan?

ruozhenshizheiyang,xiaozongqibuhaicanleta!

zhaomamazhengyutixingmianqiandejiushixiaofuren,yuanzhiyiyingyingxiabai,“pomu。”

xiaofurenmeirangtaqishen,ershijishenbiandemamashilegeyanse,duifanglinghui,qiaoqiaotuilechuqu。

zuobianxiashouyutuansidexiaonanhaiduziguluyisheng,shenshouqugoupanzilidegaodian,beimuqinyizhangpaidiao。nanhaileiyanwangwang,gangyaohaotao,qimuyanjishoukuaiyouwuzhutadezui。

“呜呜呜。”

yuanzhishenxingweihuang,zhaomamafuletayiba,muguangyixiangxiaofuren。

“furen,shichenbuzaole,wokanxiaoshaoyehexiaojiemendouele,dengxinxifujingwancha,fangdajiaquyongfanba。”

“嗯。”

xiaofurenlengdanyingleyisheng,suijiyouyahuanduanzhefanglechazhandetuopanguolai。

yuanzhimolemobeibi,wende?

haiyiweiyaofangguntangdereshuini!

tahuyidifenglecha,youzaizhaomamadejieshaoxia,genshumu、saosaohexiaogumenjianli。

xiaolaoyeziyinconglongzhigonghuofengqingyanghou,xixiasaneryinv,zhangnvxiaoyinjiaruzhangpinghoufu,laoyeziqushihou,zhangzixiaochixijue。

xiaochifaqizaoshi,zhiyouxiaojianyeyigeerzi,gangcaibaoxiaonanhaidenvren,jiushixiaojianyedeqizigushi。

xiaozongdefuqinxiaochengxinger,cengrenjingzhoucanzheng,qutaizifuzhanshizhinvqinzhenweiqi,shiweirujindexiaofuren。xiaofurenshengliangziyinv,zhangzixiaozong、cizixiaoshen、yaonvxiaorong。

sanfangxiaoyubuzaichaoweiguan,pingshixianyunyehe,sichuyouli,qianbuhuawanbuguijia。jiazhongyiyingshiwu,jieyouzhangtabasuidebiaojiezhoushizhuchi。

yuanzhigangyaogenzhoushidesangenverxingpingbeili,xiaofurenchuyanzuzhi:“tamenjiububibaile。”

几个女孩脸色难看。

yuanzhiyihuodiwangxiangzhaomama,duifangchongtabilexiayan,shiyitatingcongxiaofurenanpai。

cishi,fangcailikaidemamaquerfufan,shouzhongyeduanzheyigetuopan,shangmianshiyitiaobaichou。

yuanzhirenchuzheishichuangshangdexipa,xinxiang,gailaidehaishilaile。

qinshizhizhexipa,nudao:“zheishizenmehuishi?”

yuanzhisihaobuhuang,“fujunzuoyemangyugongwu,weizaiwofanganxie。”

“congyunmeizaifangzhongxiuxi,nizenhuizhidaotayaochuyuanmen,yidazaorangchufangzhunbeidongxi?wokanshinichenghunqianshizhenyuren,shejiwoerquni,hunhoucaibaibantaohao!”

zhaomamaqingshengdao:“congyunshishaoyedebiaozi。”

yuanzhihanshou,“fujunzuorijielegaitoubianlikaile,songfengyuanshangxiadoukeyizuozheng。waichugongganyishi,shiwojinzaoquxunfujun,zhengganshangbixiazhaotajingong,guercaice。”

“haishishuo,pomujuedezijierziwaiqiangzhonggan,heerxiyuanfang,lianyikezhongdouyongbule?”

qinshimeixiangdaotajingjiangchuangweizhishidalalashuochulai,yedeyakouwuyan。

gushikanyuanzhibukenshanbaganxiu,momowushangerzideerduo。

zhoushiyanguanbi,biguanxin,yifushibuguanjideyangzi。sangenvertongtayiyang,ledekanhaoxi。

zhiyouxiaoronghemuqintongyizhanxian,weixiongzhangdabaobuping。

“qieshengdejianzhong,guoranmeiyoujiaoyang,hunqianjiugenrensitong,gegequleni,zhenshidaolebabeizixuemei!”

“rongmeidaoshiyoujiaoyang,wozaizheizhanlebantian,meitingnijiaoyishengsaozibianbale。niyikouyigejianzhong,yikouyigesitong,kezhiyidaqilvfa,duiqinyoubujing,chuyanwumiede,yaoshouhedengxingfa?”

xiaoronghoutuiyibu,“ni、nihushuo,wocongweitingguo……”

“meitingguo?”yuanzhibububijin,“neiwogaosuni,guanfuduidairuxiaoguzheibanchuyanbuxunzhiren,huiyongkuanruzhangxindezhuban,butingzhangnidezui。zhidadenimianbuqingzizhongzhang,kouchiliuxian,lianrencuodoufabuchushenglai。”

“xiaogujiangmenzhihou,gutouziranbixunchangnverjiayingxie,wushixia,yinggaibuchengwentiba?”

xiaorongtuiyiruan,yipiguzuozaidishang,tahaimeijiaren,zhenshoulecixing,rihounayourenganquta!

“wo……wobushi……niang……niangnijiujiuwo。”

qinshimeigushangainv,fanertanjiudidingzheyuanzhi。

cileixingfayouxiandiyedehuanghousuochuang,weideshichengjiegongrenhepinfei,yiduzaiminjianliuxing。dangjintianzijiwei,zheileixingfabianbuchangyongle,yuanzhiyigeguigenver,zenhuizhidaozheige?

yuanzhimuguangheshan,jixushuchu:“biehanle,pomuzishennanbao,zenmejiuni?”

qinshilengheng:“nihaiganzhuanggaopomubucheng?”

“youhebugan,tianzifanfa,shangyushumintongzui,hekuangpomu?ninshuowosuanjifujun,bujinwurulewo,gengrumeilenindeerzi。fujunguanjusanpin,zhangjibuxingyuzhushi,woruozhenzuolezheishi,tahuiliuwoxingming?”

yuanzhixiaodeyiweishenzhang,“zaotingwenpomuchongaiyouzi,kedaizhangzi,jinricuomowo,gaibuhuishibugangenfujunshuailianzi,suoyiqiannuwoba?”

qinshinaoxiuchengnu,“fangsi!fanle,jianzhifanle,lairen,shangjiafa!wojinrifeiyaojiaoxunzheigebujingpomudeexi!”

luomeimeilanzhuyuanzhi,jianqinshiyaodongzhenge,mangguixiaqiqiu:“furen,wojiaxiaojienianqingqisheng,chuyanwuzhuang,ninraoguotazheiyihuiba!”

yuanzhichanqiluomei,“bubigui,tabuganduiwozenmeyang。”

qinshifenerpaizhuo,“wohaijiaoxunbuleni!”

“daqilvfa,furenzhizui,yinzuiweishou,kebubaoyousi,shiyisixing。chucizhiwai,jieyaobingchengguanfu。yoububaoerchengzhifurenzhe,anguyixingxiongchuzhi,qingzezhangji,zhongzeliufang。”

“你、你——”

qinshiqijie,liangyanfanbai。

yipangdemama、yahuanmenfengyongershang,bangtashunqi。

guolehaoyihuier,qinshihuanguolai,shouzhiduosuo,“jiwobataguandaocitang,yitianbuxuchifan!”

zhaomamadangzaiyuanzhishenqian,“furenyaoguanjiaoerxi,laopozibenbugaishuoshenme,zhishidashaoyezouqianjiaodaiguo,mingwohuhaoshaofuren。citangyinlengchaoshi,wanyidonghuaileshaofuren,dengdashaoyehuilai,furenpayebuhaojiaodai!”

qinshiwuzhexiongkou,juliechuanxi。

dayedabude,mayemabuguo,guanjinbiyoubeizhaomamazuzhi,gangxiaoxiaqudeqixueyixiazichongdaonaoding,huadoushuobulisuo。

“chuqi!quandougunchuqi!”