第1章 穿越

longyiyiyijingzaizheigepomenjianshangzuolebangezhongle。

tahaishimeixiangmingbaishiqingshizenmefashengdaozheigedibude。

tazhibuguotangzaizijisanbaipinghaohuaoushidachuangshanggantanleyiju:“haowuliaoa,jiumeidianxinxianshima!”ranhouyijuexinglaijiulaidaolezheili。

longyiyikanlekanzijishenshangbudingdiebudingdeyifu,youbiandajiaozhiweizhihaipolegedongdexiezi,xianruchensi。

“言出法随?”

tataitoukantian,changshikaikou,“laigemantou?”

过了五秒。

很好,无事发生。

zaiguowumiao,tahaishijuedeyoudianbufuqi,yushichongzhelaotiankaishichangshijiangdaoli。

“zanjiushishuojiusuanshichuanyue,jiubunengrangwochuanyuedaowangsunguizu,gaogezaixiangfudinv、houfudinvhuozhejiangjunfudinvdangdangme!?”

“轰隆!”

wanliqingkong,pingdiyishengjinglei。

龙依依闭嘴了。

xingba,wanedechoulaotian,meiyoudaolikejiang!

“哎...”

longyiyituosaiaitan,weiweilaidanyou。

tagangcaiyijingbashenhouloufengwudingpodonghuangtuleidemaocaowufanguole,yidianchidedoumeiyou。

yi!dian!dou!mei!you!

“chuyiyi!nizheigesiyatou!zuozaimenjianshangzuoshenme!?”

buzhinalaidebaozaodasangmenbalongyiyiheyijiling。

......huo,genzijimingzihaitingxiang。

dansuijichuanzhecubumashan,shenshangyifuyedazhebudingdenongjiafurenjiuchaozhetazouguolaile。

zhizhelongyiyidebizijiuma,“sangmenxingdejiantizi!lianpihoudelaizaibierenjiabuzou,yebuzhidaonalilaideyezhong!”

longyiyitaotaoerduo,madezhennanting。

chongzhezheijushentilaide,yuanzhujiaochuyiyia。

longyiyikanzhemianqiangaoquangu,tabizi,xiaoyanjing,zuibayizhangyihebutingwangwaishuchudefuren。

tahaopaduifangdetuomoxingzizhandaozijishenshang,yushimomowanghoutuileyibu。

zheigedongzuorangzhangguifengenglaiqile,kanchuyiyiyifusizhubupakaishuitangdeyangzi,shangshoujiuxiangtuitayiba。

pengzheyibachaihuijiadechuyunkandaozheiyimu,limabachairengle,laojihuzaiyiyanglanzailongyiyimianqian。

“不许你打我姐!”

小崽子一脸凶相。

longyiyikanzhedangzaimianqiandexiaozaizi,yinggaishiyuanzhuyiliudexiaotuoyoupingle,jiandingwanbi。

zhangguifenkandaozheixiaozaiziyebushunyan!

suirantashixiaoshuzideqinerzi,danruotagentaneiduanmingdedieniangyiqiqule,jialijiubuyongfenchuwumutianhelaozhai!

zijierzitaoxifuneibushihaotaodeduo!

zheibianchuyungenzhangguifenyijingchaoqilaile。

longyiyixiangqizuotianzijidiandebeijingkaoyazhichileyiban,lingyibanhaizaibingxianglimian,haoxiangkenjiaoyanyajiaa。

danshiduzilimianzhiyoukongqi。

好吵!烦死了!

yushilongyiyiquantouwangmenshangyiza,houzhongdeshimubanmendunshiyanquantouluozaidedifangsuichenglesiwukuai。

啪嗒落到地上。

世界安静了。

真好。

longyiyizhuantoujiuwangpomaocaowuzou。

zhangguifenbataiqiyaodarendeshouyemomodifanglexialai。

chuyunkanzhesifenwuliedemenxianruchenmo。

zhangguifenyebuzhidaozheishanvjintianfashenmefeng,hesile,danshizuishanghaishibufushu。

“ni...nimen...zheiqunchibaifande...wo...wobugennimenyibanjianshi,wohuijiazuofanqule!”

liaoxiaziwoganjuemeidiumianerdehuahouzhangguifenjiuliangliangqiangqiangyizuikuaidesudulikailezheili。

chuyunkankanmenyoukankanpazaitangwuzhuozishangyilianshengwukeliandechuyiyi。

momobagangcairengdechaijianlehuilai。

bachaifangzaofanglihuidaotangwuhou,kandaochuyiyihaishigangcaineifuyangziyidongbudongde。

chuyunzouguoqu,shengyinhaiyoudiannai,“jie,nideshoutengme?najiwokankan。”

longyiyiwulidihuiletayiju,“buteng,woe。”

楚筠怔愣了一瞬。

她姐不傻会说话了?

yushitayoushitandiwenleyiju,“neinixiangchishenme?”

longyiyi:“beijingkaoya。”

chuyun:haoxiangyoumeihaoquan。

tabachuyiyidelianjibaizheng,“jie,nishibushibushale?”

longyiyiyibajiangtadeshouhuikai,niubihonghongdishuodao,“shuosheishani?wokeshichangchuntengbiye。”

chuyunbashoufangdaochuyiyietoushangshileyixia,meifashao。

buguohaodaixianzaijiejiehuishuohuale,zheishidieniangguoshizhihouzuihaodeshiqing!

chuyunxiaolianshangyebuyoudeguashangxiaorong,“jienidengzhe,wogangcaizaishanshangfaxianledigua,woxianzaijiujinizhu!”

longyiyikanzhemianqiandexiaohaigujiyejiuwuliusui,pidadiandehaizimangqianmanghou。

gangcaihaiyongzijidexiaoshenbandangzaitamianqian。

longyiyinandeliangxintongle。

jirantayijingchuanguolai,neitazhihoujiushichuyiyile。

chuyiyibashouyishen,“nalaiba,woquzhu,xiaopengyoujiugaizuoxiaopengyoudeshiqing。”

chuyunchiyileyishun,tahaopajiejiezaotajialiweiyideliangshi。

danzuihoutahaishidilechuqu。

buguohaishibufangxindigenqulezaofang,jinjindingzhechuyiyidedongzuo。

chuyiyidashuishaohuoyiqihecheng。

kandechuyunyilengyilengde。

kaiwanxiao,congxiaodaodaguoneiwaidexialingyingbaishangde?

genghekuangtashiwusuikaishidulihuanyoushijie,youbushijiaoruodexiaobaihua。

danshichuyiyifachoua...

jiuzheimeyixiaodingdiandediguahaishilianggerendewucan,doubugousaiyafengde。

造孽啊!造孽!

chuyiyi:“nizheidiguanalizhaodaode?”

chuyun:“jiuzanwuhouneigehoushan,youyipianxiaopomeishenmerenjingguo。”

chuyiyi:“daihuierdaiwoqukankan。”

chuyunhaishiyoudianbufangxin,“neiyipianwodouzhaoguole,jiuzheimeyike。”

haimeizhangchengni,jiujitawale...

meibanfa,jialimeiliangshizaitaiele。

chuyiyicaibuguantadedanyou,“daiwoqu,yaoburanwojiunaole。”

楚筠无法。

两人上了山。

neidiguachilegenmeichiyiyang,ganjuexingshihuadijingguoleyixiazuibaranhoujiubujianle。

chuyiyixianzaijianzhiedeliangyanmaolvguang。

chuyiyi:“haideduojiua?”

chuyun:“kuaile,jiuzaineibianneikewaibozishuxiabian。”

chuyiyi:“huashuozheiliyoumeiyouliewua,yeji、yeya、yezhu、yexiongshenmede?”

楚筠:......

zenmehainengyueshuoyuelipuleni?

chuyun:“yejikenengouerhuiyouba,danshihenshao。

zaishuolerenjiasuduneimekuai,youbushichuxianlezanjiunengzhuazhude。”

chuyiyi:“neng!woneng!woxianzaiganjueyaoqujianyanwangdesudubitagengkuai!”

楚筠:手动闭麦了。

tapatajiexiayibuzhijiekentayikou。