“zenmehui，weishenmehaohaodeturanbianchengzheifuguiyangzile？”
jiangshiyuhunshenwulidetanzuozaiyangtaishang，kanxiangxiafangdeyanshenchongchizhejingkongwuzhuhemimang，shisanloudeweizhishuodibudishuogaobugao，shilizhengchang，zuyikandaoxiafangexindexijie。
两人看到。
yigedapangzibeiyiqunsangshipudao，fengkuangsiyaotadedupi，limiandechangdao、zangqibeisangshitaolechulaijinjinyouweidekenshizhe，kandeliangrenweiliyizhenfangun。
江诗雨原地干呕。
haihaotazhangshijianmeichidongxi，diandewaimaihaimeidao，shenmeyemeituchulai，danbuzhidaozheishihaoshihaishihuaishi，yinwei，tajialimeishenmechide。
linbeiqiangrenzheexinjixuguankan。
无他。
yinweizheijiangshiweilaidechangtai，buxiangshiyingyedeshiying，tabanlezhangyizizuozaiyangtai，shenzhihaizhengledianlingshibianchibiankan，zhiyugebidejiangshiyuzaoyilikaile。
讲道理。
haowuzhunbeideputongrenyudaozheizhongqingkuang，diyishijianjiuheshale，nahuixiangzhejinkuaishiyingni。
隔壁。
“yuyu，nineibianshenmeqingkuang，wozheidajieshangderendoufengle，gebilinjushuoshisangshiweijibaofale，zhendejiade？”jiangshiyunapashianquandedaizaijiali，dadianhuashishentiyeshirenbuzhudezaizhandou。
waimiandejingxiangrangtashijieguanbengtale。
tahainengqingchudetingdaoloushangdedongjing。
“laopo，nifenglema，yao**sha，neishiwomendehaizi，nizhendefenglema？”
“buyaoa，laopoa！！！”
jibianshizheiyang，tahaishibuyuanxiangxinsangshimoshilailin，tabaoyouxiwang，kenengzhishitazheipianquyuderenganranlemouzhongbuzhimingdebingdubale，zhiyaoanxindaizaijialidengdaijiuyuanjike。
她急需闺蜜的答复。
“xiaoyu，suiranzheihennanrangrenxiangxin，danwobudebugaosuni，sangshiweijikenengzhendebaofale，wozheibianderenyedoufengle，daochuyaoren，jingchazidandazaitamenshenshangdoumeiganjuede，hedianyinglidesangshiyimoyiyang。”
天塌了。
jiangshiyujuewangdequansuozaishafashang，guimidejializheijiqiangongli，neiliyefashengzheizhongqingkuang，zhinengshuo，moshizhendelailinle。
dianhuaneitoudenvrenzhidaojiangshiyucikebeihedeliushenwuzhu，lianmangdao：“xiaoyu，tingwoshuo，biehuang，qianwanbiehuang，xianzaimoshiganggangbaofa，shuiyuanshangweiwuran，jiusuanwuranleyehaiweichuanbodaonijianei，ganjinbajialinengzhuangshuidedouzhuangshang，weilebaoxianqijian，houxuyinyongdeshihoushaokaiyixia。”
“哦哦哦～”
江诗雨照做。
dadaxiaoxiaodepen，wan，zhiyaoshinengzhuangshuidedongxitaquandouzhuangdemanmandangdangde。
“xiaoyu，nijiayoumeiyouchidea，jiusuanyoushuiniyechengbuleduojiude。”
jiangshiyubajialisuoyounengchidedongxidoufanlechulai，baizaichajishang，xiangtadeguimihuibao：“liangbaoshanzhatiao，jianweixiaoshipian。”
“meila？！？！？！”
“meile...jiuzheixie，yuyu，nishuo，kaozheixie，wonenghuoduojiu？”jiangshiyushifenfaxudewenzhe。
“wogerenjuede，ruguobuchizheixie，nikenenghuodeyaogengjiuyixie，bushi，jiusuanniyigeyuezhihuijicijia，jialiyebuzhiyujiuzheidianchidea。”
jiangshiyukuzheyizhanglian：“wokongzhibuzhuziji，jializhiyaoyoudianchidewojiuhuirenbuzhuxiangchi，suoyigancuijiushenmeyebumai。duile，woganggangdianlegewaimai，shuobudingwaimaixiaogeyijingjindiantile。”
此话一出。
dianhuaneitouchenmolexujiu。
“jiemeibushi，doushijiemorile，nihaizaiqidainidewaimainengzhunshisongda？”
“wanyirenjiajingyeni？”jiangshiyubaoyouyisiqidai。
“jiemeier，tingwoyiju，buyaobaoyouqidaile，jiusuannidewaimaidaoleyebuyaochuquna，chufeiwaimaiyuanshinvde，ruguoshinande，qianwanqianwanqianwanbuyaokaimenna。jiuzaiganggang，wokandaowaimiandejieshang，haoduonandebanvrenlajinxiangziligujijirenjianeishale，nizhangdeneimepiaoliang，kaimenzhihuibaiji。qiejiyidian，moshizhong，bisangshigengkepadeshirenxin。”
“yuyu，nizenmedongzheimeduoa？erqiewoganjuenihaoxiangyidiandoubuhaipadeyangzi。”doushinvren，nianjiyedouyiyang，kexinlisuzhishizaishichataiduole。
“woganjueqishihaihaola，kenengshiwochangniankansangshipiandeyuanyinba。”
江诗雨恍然。
meigerendeaihaobuyiyang，tayiqiancongbukanzheixiezhongkouweidianyingde，shenshentanleyikouqidao：“yuyu，ruguoyihoushijiezhendebeisangshitongzhile，woganjuewohuixuanzetiaoloude。”
“biezheimebeiguan，wogangcaishualuntanshuadao，yourenjuexingleteshunengli，wanyiniyeyouni，xiaoyu，wozheiyoudianhualaile，wodengxiahenishuo。jizhu，buyaobeiguan，ruguonidewaimailaile，duifangshinanxingdehuaqianwanqianwanbuyaokaimen，buguanduifangshuoshenme，jiusuantafangzaimenkoulikainiyebuyaokaimenquna，xiaoxintachennikaimendeshihouchongjinlai。”
“知道了。”
江诗雨挂了电话。
tingleguimidehuatalailexingqu，shuaqiluntanheshipin，juranyourenjuexingleyineng，zheimelipudeshiyeyou，yeshi，sangshiweijidoubaofale，haiyoushenmeshibukenengdeni？
眼下。
zheishitaweiyinenglejiewaijieqingkuangdetujingle。
刷了好几个视频。
quanguogediyiyang，daochudoushisangshi，dajieshang、dianli、shangchangliluanchengyiguozhou，baifenzhijiushijiuderenhaipadedaochutaocuan，danyeyoubaifenzhiyiderennaqishenbiandewuqifenlifankang。
takandaoyigeshencaijianshuodenanren，shouchibangqiubang，yixiajiubasangshijibaotoule，jiangzhende，tashifenpeifuzheixieren，juranganzhengmianyingduizheixieguaiwu，ruguoshitadehua，zaojiuhetanzaidiwufadongdanle。
下一条视频。
“xiaochukongjudebanfajiumianduikongju，jiarenmen，sangshiqishizhenmeishenmehaopade，yidiannaozidoumeiyou，haiburuyitiaogouyougongjixing，xinshidaijianglinle！！！”
“wuhu，shiliansha！！！”
“jiarenmen，wohuaiyiwoyoushifenyanzhongdebaoliqingxiang，woganggangjisangshiganbaotoule，bujinmeiyouyidianhaipa，juranhaiyouyisisidexingfen，ganjuezhendehaoshuang！！！”
zheixierenzenmegandea？？？
“咚咚咚！！！”
“咚咚咚！！！”
“nihao，nidewaimaidaole，yourenzaijiama？nihao，nidewaimaidaole，yourenzaijiama？？”
qiaomenshengrangsuozaishafashangzhengzaishuashipindejiangshiyutouqushixian，heguimidaletongdianhuahouhaipadexinqinghuanjielexujiu，jieganyezhongxinyongleshanglai。
外卖到了。
rangtabuyouzizhudeyanleyankoushui，jialishenmechideyemeiyou，zheidunwaimaiqimanengrangtaduotingjitian。