4yintangfahei，jinripocai
zicongfaxianlezhibozheigexinlequ（yijiqianzaidezhuanjianbingguoziqiandefangfa），woderiziguodeyuefachongshi。
shenyehengsihuzhendehenmang，zaochuwangui，danbuguanduomang，taleidabudongdihuihuilaichiwanfan，bingqiecanzhuoshangzonghuichuxianwoqianyitianduokanleliangyanhuozhechidehenxiangdecai。zheijiahuo，kanzhelengbingbingde，daoshitingxixin。
zuoweihuibao，woyemeixianzhe。tazheidongfangzidewentibiwoxiangxiangdewangu，neigen“xian”xiangshizhajinledimaili，suiranwozanshijiubuchulai，danrichangqinglineixiebeixiyinlaide“xiaomafan”haishimeiwentide。
biru，tashufangneipenzongshiyangbuhuodelanhua，beiwotoutouguanledianxishidelingquanshui，xianzaizhangdeyouguangshuilv，doukuaikaihuale。
zaibiru，taouerdaihuijiachulidewenjian，yaoshizhanshanglexiexubuhaodeqixi（dagaishijiechuleyunshidimideren），wohuishunshoubangtafuqu。
shenzhitameitianchumenqian，wodouhuijiazhuangdagehaqian，shizedanyisiweibukechadehushenlingqizaitashenshang，miandetabeiwaimiandezhuoqichongzhuang。
ng，laozuwozhenshijingyeyoutiexin，zheishiwanyuexintahuadeyidiandoubuyuan。
zheitianxiawu，wogangjieshuyichangduanzandezhibo——jintiandeneirongshi“kexuejiangjiechangjianfunengliangcichangfenbuyujianyijinghuajiqiao”，qishijiushizhizhejialijigeyinqirongyijijudejiaoluoxiabaileyitong，shunbianyanshileyixiaruheyongjimaodanzi（fumo）jinxing“wuliqinghui”。
弹幕依旧欢乐：
「zhuboyibenzhengjinghushuobadaodebenshiyoujianzhangle！」
「zheijimaodanzilianjieyouma？kanqilaiquhuixiaoguobucuo[doge]」
「zhiyouwozhuyidaozhuboshenhoudegudonghuapinglema？haoxiangshizhende……」
「qianmiande，biewanglezhubode‘texiaotuandui’lianxuanfudounengzuo，beijingdaojubizhendianzenmele？」
wogangguandiaozhibo，jiutingdaolouxiachuanlaimen**。ng？zheigeshijiandian，sheihuilai？shenyehengyoukeren？
wotalazhemaorongrongdetuzituoxie（linhaomaide，shuoxianzaixiaoguniangdouxihuanzheige），haoqidicengdaoerlouloutikouwangxiakan。
linhaoyijingqukailemen。menkouzhanzheyigenvren，zhangdetingpiaoliang，chuanzhejiancaijingzhidequnzi，linzhegexiaobao，xiangqigelaoyuandounengwendao。
「zhao**，ninhao。」linhaodeshengyinkeqidanshuli。
「lintezhu，yehengzaijiama？wodatadianhuameirenjie，zhenghaozaifujin，jiuguolaikankan。」nvrendeshengyinjiaodidide，daizhediankeyiqinni。
「shenzonghaizaigongsi，ninyoushikeyilianxitabangongshiyuyue。」linhaodangzaimenkou，sihaomeiyourangtajinlaideyisi。
「aiya，woyoubushiwairen。」nvrenxiaozhe，jingranceshenjiuxiangwangliji，「wojitadailedianbutang，tazuijinneimelei……」
jiuzaizheishi，takanjianlezhanzailoutikoudewo。
wochuanzhejiandandetxuduanku，toufasuiyipizhe，guangzhejiaoyataozheshuangkexiaodetuzituoxie，yifugangshuixingdejujiamoyang。
neigenvrenlianshangdexiaorongshunjianjiangzhu，yanshenxiangdaoziyiyangzaiwoshenshanggualeyibian，congwodeliankandaowodejiao，zuihoudinggezaiwoneishenxianranbushuyugaodingpinpaidejujiafushang。
tadeliansebianlejibian，congjingyadaoshenshi，zuihouranshangyisihaobuyanshideqingmiehediyi。
「tashishei？」nvrendeshengyinjianliqilai，buzaijiaodidi，「lintezhu，yehengjializenmehuiyoubiedenvren？shibaomuma？zenmezheimemeiguiju，jiankerenyebuzhidaodazhaohu？」
linhaodelianseyoudiannankan：「zhao**，zheiweishigu**，shishenzongde……」
「keren。」wojieguohuatou，manyouyoudizouxialouti。wobuxihuantakanlinhaodeyanshen，gengbuxihuantakanwodeyanshen。
wozoudaotamianqian，zixikanlekantadelian。ng，fentudetinghou，danhaishizhebuzhutameiyanjianliuzhuandeneiguhuianzhiqi。
「nishishei？」tataigaolexiaba，yongbikongkanwo。
「doushuoleshikeren。」wowaizhetou，shihuashishuo，「buguonikanqilaibutaihaoa。」
tayileng，xianranmeiliaodaowohuizheimeshuo：「nishenmeyisi？」
「niyintangfahei，shangenyinyouchisichanrao，muguangfusanbuju，caibogonganchen。」wobenzheyurenweishan（？）deyuanze，renzhendidianpingdao，「jinrikongyoupocaizhizai，shuehaibuxiaoni。erqieganqingbushun，qiangqiuwuyi，rongyibeirenpiane。」
wozheikeshijinyuliangyan！kantazheimianxiang，mingxianshijinqizoulebeiyun，hairongyiyuxiaoren，haoxintixingtayiju。
sheizhitatingwan，liandouqibaile，zhizhewodeshoudouzaidou：「ni！nihushuobadaoshenme？！nalilaideshengun？jingganzhouwo！lintezhu，nijiurenyouzheizhongrenzaiyehengjialisaye？！」
linhaozuijiaochouchuleyixia，nulibiezhexiao，yibenzhengjingdihuida：「zhao**，gu**zhishi……xinggebijiaozhilv。」
「zhilv？wokanshimeijiaoyang！」taqidexiongkouqifu，henhendengzhewo，「nidengzhe，wozheijiujiyehengdadianhua！」
tagangtaochushouji，menwaijiuchuanlailechesheng。shishenyehenghuilaile。
tajintianhuilaidegewaizao。
shenyehengmaibujinlai，kandaoketinglideqingxing，meitouweibukechadizhouleyixia：「zenmehuishi？」
「yeheng！」zhaofeifeilikebianlian，xuanranyuqidiyingshangqu，「nihuilaidezhenghao！zheigebuzhidaocongnalimaochulaidenvren，tajingranzhouwopocai！haishuowoganqingbushun！nizenmenengrangzheizhongbusanbusiderendaizaijiali？」
shenyehengceshenbikaitaxiangyaowanshanglaideshou，muguangxianshiluozaiwoguangzhedejiaoshang，meitouyouzhoujinlexie，ranhoucaikanxiangzhaofeifei，yuqilengdan：「zhao**，qingzhuyinideyanci。gu**shiwodekeren。」
「keren？shenmeyangdekerennengchuanchengzheiyangdaizainanzhurendejiali？」zhaofeifeibuyiburao。
「zheisihuyuniwuguan。」shenyehengdeshengyingenglengle，「linhao，songzhao**chuqu。yihoumeiyouwodeyunxu，buyaofangrenherenjinlai。」
linhaolikeshangqianyibu：「zhao**，qingba。」
zhaofeifeinanyizhixindidengdaleyanjing，kanzheshenyeheng，youhenhendiwanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenlideyuandudoukuainingchengshizhile。
「hao！hao！shenyeheng，niweilezheimegelailibumingdenvren……」taqideduoleduojiao，zhongjiumeiganzaishenyehengmianqiantaiguofangsi，zhuaqizijidebao，huiliuliudizoule。
ketinglizhongyuhuifuleanjing。
shenyehengrouleroumeixin，kanqilaiyoudianpibei。tazoudaowomianqian，ditoukanzhewo：「tameiduinizenmeyangba？」
「tanengduiwozenmeyang？」womomingqimiao，「wojiushikantaqisebuhao，haoxintixingtayiju。tabuxinjiusuanle，haimaren。」woyoudianbumandipiepiezui，「gouyaolvdongbin，bushihaorenxin。」
shenyehengsihubeiwodebiyudouxiaole，zuijiaoweiweiwanleyixia，danhenkuaiyouyalexiaqu：「yihoulitayuandian。tabushishenmejiandanderen。」
「kanchulaile，」wodiandiantou，「xinyanxiao，piqihuai，haichun，rongyibeirendangqiangshi。」
shenyeheng：「……」tahaoxiangyishibuzhidaogaizenmejiehua。
「buguowoshuodeshizhende，」wotaitoukanta，qiangdiaodao，「tazuijinzhendehuipocai，erqieshiyinweinanren。niyaobuxinkeyidengzhekan。」
shenyehengchenmoleyixia，juranzhendedianlediantou：「ng，woxin。」
zheixialundaowojingyale：「yi？nizheicizenmezheimerongyijiuxinle？」zhiqianbushihaihuaiyiwoshipianzilaizhe？
tamuguangshensuidikanzhewo，huanhuandao：「yinweinishuode，zonghuifasheng。」
tadunledun，xiangshiwuyijiantiqi：「duile，nizuotianzhibole？」
「a？e，duia。」woyoudianxinxu，xiangqilinhaozuotiandefanying，「jiu……suibianwanwan。shibushijiniremafanle？」
「meiyou。」tahuidadehenkuai，yuqipingdan，「zhishixiacizhibo，biepaidaogongsiwenjianhuozheyixieteshubaijianjiuxing。」
「zheigejiandan！」wolikebaozheng。
tadianlediantou，meizaishuoshenme，zhuanshenwangshufangzouqu。
zouleliangbu，tayoutingxialai，touyemeihuidishuo：「dishangliang，batuoxiechuanhao。」
woditoukanlekanzijidetuzituoxie，e，gangcaixialoutitaiji，diaoleyizhi。
wodanjiaotiaoguoqubatuoxiechuanhao，xinliyoudianfandigu：tazenmezhidaowotuoxiediaole？beihouzhangyanjingle？
buguo……tagangcaihaoxiangshizhanzaiwozheibian，baneigetaoyandenvrenganzoule？haixinlewodehua？
ng，zheigefanpiaolaoban，suiranyoushihouyanshenherenledian，danrenhaishibucuode。
wanshanglinshuiqian，wolixinggongshidiyongshenshisaoleyixiafangzizhouwei，quebaomeiyou“xiaokeai”laidarao。
turan，woganyingdaoyisijixiweide、lingrenbushufudekuitangan，laizihenyuandedifang，yishanjishi。
bushichongfangzilaide，gengxiangshi……chongzhewoxiawuzhiboshixieludeneiyisiweibolinglilaide？
wozhengkaiyan，kanxiangchuangwaichenchendeyese。
kanlai，zheidoushili，yebuquanshizhaofeifeineiyangdeputongrenma。
有点意思。
5maozhuzijiadao，zhibo**
neiguyishanjishidekuitanganzhihouzaiwudongjing，xiangtourushentandeshizi，liangelianyidoumeidangkaijiuxiaoshile。woningshenganyinglepianke，yiwusuohuo，bianyezanqiefangxia。binglaijiangdang，shuilaituyan，laozuwoshenmedafengdalangmeijianguo。
daoshishenyeheng，sihubawoneiju“dishangliang”dedingzhutingjinqule。diertian，wojiuzaiketingditanshang、loutizhuanjiao、shenzhiyushimenkoudoufaxianlerouruanhoushidexinditan，maorongrongde，caishangqushufuderangrenxiangdagun。cantingjiaoluohaiduoleyigeshuangkaimendedajuzi，limiansaimanlegezhonglingshi，congshupianqiaokelidaoniurouganguofu，zhongxihebi，linlangmanmu。
linhaoyibianjiwojieshaogezhonglingshidechandihekouwei，yibiantuizheyanjinggankai：「shenzongshuo，gu**yaoshizhiboleile，keyisuishibuchongnengliang。」
wokanzheneikanchengxiaochaoshidelingshiju，chenmole。
zheijiahuo……shizainawodangzhuyangma？
buguo……ganjuehaibulai。
wobaozheyibaoshupian，kacakacadikenzhe，kaishilejintiandezhibo。jintianzhutishi“kexuefenxijiajufengshuiyunengliangliudong”，qishijiushiwopantuizuozailingshijuqian，yibianchiyibianzhizhejialidebujuxiache。
「……piruciju，weiyuxunwei，juqizangfeng，fangzhiziyangzhiwu，kezhuzhangwuneishengqiliuzhuan。」wopailepaisaidemanmandelingshiju，yibenzhengjing。
弹幕笑疯了：
「shentemeziyangzhiwu！zhuboshuodeshishupianma？」
「zhubo：wotanchi，danwodongkexue（goutou）」
「zheilingshijuwomule！fupojiejiehaiqueguajianma？」
「zhiyouwojuedezhuboshuodehaoxiangyoudiandaolima？zicongwobalingshikuangfangketing，woxinqingdouhaoduole！」
wozhengzhuomozhezenmeba“lingshiwangyun”zheigelilunzaishenhuayixia，yanjiaoyuguanghuranpiejianloutifushouhoumian，yidaojiqishuxideheiyingyishanerguo！
玄墨！
womengdizhanqishen，lianzhibodougubushangguanle，pingzhuhuxinieshouniejiaodizouguoqu。
弹幕：
「？？？zhubozenmele？」
「kandaoshale？jingtoumeidonga！」
「有情况？」
woxiaoxinyiyiditanchutou，zhijianneizhitongtiqihei、youguangshuihuadefeimao，zhengchuaizhezhuazi，shushufufudiwozaishenyehengchangzuodeneizhangdanrenshafazuirouruandeaoxianli，yishuangliulibandejinseyanjingbanmizhe，yonglandidaliangzhewo，weibajianhaideyidiqingqinghuanglehuang。
haojiahuo！guaibudezhiqianzenmeganyingdouzhinengquedingtazaizheifangzili，quesihuozhaobudaoju**zhi！zheiniechutianshengnengyinniqixi，youzuihuizhaodifangxiangshou，kendingshiwozainagelingqizuizu（huozhezuishufu）dejiaoluoshuidajue！
womiqiyanjing，yadishengyin：「xuanmo，nidaoshihuixiangfua？」
xuanmolanyangyangdi「miao」leyisheng，tianletianzhuazi，neishentaifangfozaishuo：「zheidifangbucuo，zhenhenmanyi。」
woqideyayangyang，weilezhaota，wochadianlunluodaojietoumaiyi（suiranxianzaiyechabuduo），tadaohao，zaizheierdangqiledaye！
woshenshoujiuxiangbatalinqilaijiaoyuyidun。sheizhizheijiahuolinghuodehen，shenziyiniujiuduokailewodeshou，fanerzongshenyiyue，qingqiaodiluozaileshafakaobeishang，zhenghaochuyuzhibojingtoudebianyuan。
弹幕瞬间爆炸：
「**！有猫！」
「haopiaoliangdeheimao！jinyanjing！kubile！」
「shizhuboyangdema？zhiqianmeikanjianguoa！」
「zheimaoqizhihaogaogui，xianggedalao。」
xuanmosihuduipingmushanggundongdedanmuchanshenglexingqu，waizhenaodai，shenchuzhuazijiuxiangqubalapingmu。
woganjinbatabaokai：「bieluandong，zheidongxiguizheni！」shuaihuailewodefanpiaolaobanyaokougongzide！
xuanmobumandi「miaowu」yisheng，zaiwohuailizhengzha。
jiuzaizheishi，fangzaichajishangdeyigebolibei，turanzijidongleyixia，「gululu」digunxianglezhuobian！
wotongkongyisuo！neibushizijidongde！shixuanmozhei**zaiyongtaweiruodeniandonglicaokong！tayiqianzaizongmenjiulaoyongzheizhaotouchufangdeyugan！
「xuanmo！」wodiheyisheng。
danyijingwanle。yankanneibeizijiuyaodiaoxiachajishuaigefensui，woxiayishidibingzhiyiyin，yisiweibukechadeqingfengtuozhubeidi，rangtaxianzhiyouxiandizaichajibianyuanhuanglehuang，wenwentingzhu。
zhenggeguochengfashengzaidianguanghuoshizhijian。
danmuzuzutingzhilesanmiao，ranhouyijingpendesudufengkuangshuaxin：
「！！！！！！」
「wogangcaikandaoleshenme？！beizizijidongle？！youzijitingxiale？」
「shimaogandema？maoyongchaonenglile？」
「budui！zhubohaoxiangshouzhidongleyixia！」
「shitexiaoba？yidingshitexiao！zhubodetuanduifanyingtaikuaile！」
「zheitexiaohaowuhenji！niubipulasi！」
「mamawenwoweishenmeguizhekanzhibo！」
我：「……」
wanle，guangguzhelanmao，wanglehaizaizhibole！
woganjinbayilianwugu（caiguai）dexuanmoenzaihuaili，mianwubiaoqingdiduizhejingtouzhaobu：「ng……gangcaineishi……cixuanfuhudongshizhibotiyan。xinjishu，haizaiceshijieduan。」
弹幕：
「我信了你的邪！」
「zhubo：bian，wojiujingjingdikannibian。」
「zheijishuli，zhibojietianhuabanle！」
「maomaohaokeai！zhuborangtaduochulaiwana！」
**xiaoliangsheng，ganjinbaozhehaizaishituyongniandongligoulingshidexuanmo，congcongshuoleju「jintiankexueshiyandaocijieshu」，guangsuxiabo。
baozhechendiandiandexuanmo，wotanzaishafashang，xinyouyuji。haoxianhaoxian，chadianjiubaolule。suiranhaoxiang……yijingbeiwangyouyong“texiao”yuanguoqule？
xuanmozaiwohuailizhaolegeshufudezishi，fachuguluguludeshengyin，yishuangjintongmizhe，daliangzhezheigexinjia，xianranmanyidehen。
wochuozhetadenaomen：「niyani，jiuzhidaojiworemafan！shuoshuo，zheixietianduonaerqule？」
xuanmo「miao」leyisheng，weibajianzhixiang……cantingneigejudadeshuangkaimenbingxiangdingbu。
wo：「……」haojiahuo，neidifangyougaoyouyinbi，hailiangkuai！kezhenhuizhaodifang！
「yihoubuzhunluanyongnengli，tingdaomei？youqishiwaimianneigefaguangdebanziduizhedeshihou！」woyansudijiaoyuta。
xuanmoshuaileshuaiweiba，yebuzhidaotingmeitingjinqu。
wanshangshenyehenghuilai，yijinmen，muguangjiujingzhundiluozailewohuailibaozhedeheimaoshenshang。
xuanmoyekanjianleta，yirenyimaoduishilepianke，qifenyoudianweimiao。
woganjinjieshao：「neige……shenlaoban，zheijiushiwoyizhizaizhaodemao，tajiaoxuanmo。xuanmo，zheishizanmendefanpiao……e，shishenxiansheng，zheifangzishitade。」
shenyehengtiaoletiaomei，meijijiaowodekouwu，zouguolai，shenchushousihuxiangmoyixiaxuanmo。
xuanmopingshigaoaodehen，chulewo，sheidemianzidoubuji。wozhengdanxintayizhuazinaoguoqu，quejiantazhishiyongneishuangjinsedetongkongdandandipieleshenyehengyiyan，ranhou……juranzhudongyongnaodaicenglecengshenyehengdeshouzhi！
wojingdexiabadoukuaidiaole！zheishiliyandemao！tashiganyingdaoshenyehengshenshangneiguteshude、beizuzhouchanraoqueyouyinyinshouwolingqiziyangdeqixilema？haishidanchunzhidaozheishijitatigongmaowohemaoguantouderen？
shenyehengsihuyeyouxieyiwai，shouzhiweiweiyidun，suijiqingqingnaolenaoxuanmodexiaba。xuanmofachugengxiangliangdegulusheng，yilianxiangshou。
「tahenpiaoliang。」shenyehengpingjiadao，yuqilitingbuchushenmeqingxu。
「shia，jiushiyoudianfeizhuren。」woxiaoshengdigu。
shenyehengkanlewoyiyan，zuijiaosihuwanleyixia：「kanlai，nidexunmaorenwuwanchengle。」
「suanshiba……」wonaonaotou，「buguotahaoxiangzanshibuxiangzoudeyangzi……」
「neijiuliuxiaba。」shenyehengshuodeyundanfengqing，「duoyizhimao，jialiyerenaodian。」
wolengleyixia，xinlimomingdisonglekouqi。haihao，fanpiaolaobanmeidasuanganwomenzou。
chifandeshihou，xuanmojiudunzaiwopangbiandeyizishang，mianqianbaizhelinhaojinjimaihuilaidegaojimaoguantou。tachidemantiaosili，yitaiwanqian，ouerhaitaitoukanyiyanshenyeheng，neiyanshen……wozenmejuedexiangshizaishenshi？
shenyehengdaoshihendanding，ouerhaihuibatabuaichidehuluobutiaochulaifangdaoyibian。
zheihuamian……guiyizhongjurantouzhedianhexie？
yeshenrenjing，wobaozhexuanmotangzaichuangshang，youyixiameiyixiadimozhetaguanghuadepimao。
「xuanmo，」wodishengshuo，「niganjuedaomeiyou，zheifangzidixianeigen‘xian’？」
xuanmo「miao」leyisheng，jintongzaiheianzhongshanguoyisiruilideguang，yongzhuaziqingqingpailepaiwodeshoubei，biaoshitazhidao。
「haiyoubaitianneigukuitandeganjue……xiangshichongzhewolaide。」wozhouqimei，「zheidoushili，kanlaiyebuquanshiputongren。zanmendexiaoxindian，kebunengjishenlaobanremafan。」
xuanmoyou「miao」leyisheng，tianletianzijidezhuazi，neishentaifangfozaishuo：「pashenme，youzhenzai。」
woxiaozhedanletayigenaoguabeng：「jiunizuinengrehuo！」
buguo，baozheshierfudedenuanhuhumaotuanzi，woxinlitashilebushao。
zhishao，zaizheigemoshengdeshidai，wobushiyigerenle。
zhishi，neianchudemuguang，jiujingshisheini？
xuanmodehuiguirangwodezhiboshiyeyinglailexindegaofeng。
zheijiahuojianzhishigetianshengdeyanyuan（huozheshuo，tianshengdezuzong）。tabuzaiduozang，fanerdadafangfangdizaibieshulixunshi，yanranyifuerdangjiadepaitou。erqietajingzhundizhangwolezaijingtouqian“biaoxian”defencun。
biru，tahui“qiahao”zaizhiboshimaizhemaobucongbeijingzouguo，weibajianyouyadiqiaoqi；hui“wuyi”diyongzhuazibodong
yixiazhuoshangdebi，rangtagundaoyigeweimiaodeweizhi；shenzhiyou
yici，tatiaoshangshujia，jingzhundituixialaiyibenbiaotishi《zhouyi》deshu，zhenghaoluozaiwojiaobian。
danmumeicidouweicifengkuang：
「xuanmodalaoyoulaizhidaogongzuole！」
「zheimaojueduichengjingle！tagangcaishibushizaizhihuizhubo？」
「droppedthemic！maomaodouzhidaozhiboxiaoguo！」
「yiren**qiuxuanmodanduchudao！」
wobudebuhuagengduokoushelaijieshizheixie“qiaohe”：“e，zheishijingguoyangexunliande……tiaojianfanshe？”“maomiduiyidongwutitianshenghaoqi……”“zheibenshu……ng……takenengjuedexuyaojiaqiangxuexi？”
xinhaolei。yangzhilingshoubidaitudihaifeijing。
shenyehengduixuanmode“biaoyan”buzhikefou，zhishiouerkandaotebielipudedanmushi，huiyiweibumingdikanwoyiliangyan，kandewotoupifama。dantayijiushenmedoumeishuo，shenzhiranglinhaojixuanmomailegengduowanjuhemaopajia——suiranxuanmoduineigehaohuamaopajiachizhiyibi，yijiupianaishenyehengneizhangguideyaosidezhenpishafa。
zheitianxiawu，wozhengzhibodaoyiban，zhutishi“kexuejiexichangjianpixiezhiwu（bingfuzengzhongzhixiaojiqiao）”，shoulinazheyipenlinhaogangmaihuilaidelvluoxiabai。
“……ciwusuixunchang，ranshengjiwangsheng，zhiyuqikou，yiyouweiruojinghuazhixiao，zhongzaixinyi……”woyibianshuo，yibianxiguanxingdijilvluoshuledianweimomulingzhiqi，neilvluoyirouyankejiandesudubiandeyufaqingcuiyudi，yepiandoufangfozaifaguang。
弹幕：
「？？？zhuboniquedingzheizhishilvluo？zheizhangdeyetaihaoleba！」
「guanghezuoyongmiaosuwancheng？」
「zhubodeshoushikaiguoguangma？moshashafengzhang！」
「qiulianjie！zheinamaidelvluowoyeyao！」
womianbugaise：“cinai……zuixinkeji，yingyangyejiachi，dui，yingyangye。”
jiuzaizheishi，menlingjicudixiangleqilai，daduanlewodezhibo。
linhaoquyingmen，henkuai，waimianchuanlaiyigelvexiangaoanghe……zuozuodezhongniannansheng。
“pindaonailonghushandiqishibadaichuanren，zhangtianshi！tujingcidi，jianguifushangkongyinshazhiqipanxuanbusan，kongyouxiesuizuoluan，telaixiangzhu！”
wo&danmu：“？？？”
worangjingtouduizheneipenyichangjingshendelvluo，zijihaoqidicengdaomenkou。
zhijianmenwaizhanzheyigechuanzhehuangsedaopao、liuzheshanyanghuzideganshoulaotou，shouchiyibingfuchen，kanqilaidaoshirenmogouyang，jiushiyanshenshanshuo，touzhegujingminghexufu。tashenhouhaigenzhegekangzheshexiangjidexiaonianqing。
yohe？tongxing？laitiguande？
linhaoxianranyebeizheizhenzhanggaomengle，shituzulan：“zheiwei……zhangtianshi，womenzheilihenhao，buxuyao……”
“ei！xiaogeciyanchayi！”zhangtianshifuchenyishuai，qiangxingdaduan，shengyinbagao，“pindaoxiuxingshushizai，juebuhuikancuo！cizhaishaqijizhong，yiyingxiangzhurenyunshi，qingzepocai，zhongzexueguangzhizai！ruobujishihuajie，houhuanwuqionga！”
tashuodetuomohengfei，haiteyiceleceshen，rangshenhoudeshexiangjinengpaidaobieshuneibu，xianranshiyoubeierlai，xianggaogedaxinwen。
**zaimenkuangshang，kenzhegangcaizhiboyongdepingguo，kandejinjinyouwei。
zhangtianshipiejianwo，yanjingyiliang，likezhizhewoduilinhaoshuo：“nikan！zheiweinvshizhuyintangfahei，zhoushenyinqichanrao，bishixiesuishouxuanmubiao！pashiyibeichanshenduorile！”
wo：“……”woxiexieninlei？wozheishilinglineiyun，guanghuazilianhaobuhao！nicaiyintangfahei，niquanjiadouyintangfahei！
linhaodelianseyijinghennankanle：“zhangtianshi，qingninlikai，fouzewobaojingle。”
“baojing？baojingyoushenmeyong？”zhangtianshichixiaoyisheng，conghuailimochuyizhangzhoubabadehuangfu，“kanlaibuludianzhenbenshi，nimenshibuxinle！kanpindaozheijiubineixiesuixianxing！”
tazuiliniannianyouci，zuoshijiuyaobahuangfuwangmenlipai。
wotanlekouqi，bazuihouyikoupingguochiwan，hejingzhundidiujinyuanchudelajitong。
“biefeijingle，”womanyouyoudikaikou，zoudaozhangtianshimianqian，“nishoulineizhang‘quxiefu’，zhushaliezhi，fuwenbihuacuowudisanbijiuwaile，lingli……e，yagenmeiyoulingli。nalaicazhuozidouxiancao。”
zhangtianshinianzhoudeshengyinjiaranerzhi，jingyibudingdikanzhewo：“ni……nidongshenme！xiuyaohuyanluanyu！”
“woshibushihuyanluanyu，nixinlimeishuma？”wocoujinyibu，yadishengyin，onlyrangtanengtingdao，“nishenshangzhanzhedeneidianweiruoyuanqi，shichengnanlaoxiangzikouneijiabinzangyongpindianhouyuanmaideshibaipindailaideba？kaoneidiandongxihuyouputongrenhaixing，paodaozheililaibanmennongfu？”
zhangtianshidelianseshunjianshabai，etoumaochulenghan，kanwodeyanshenxiangshijianlegui：“ni……nidaodishishenmeren？！”
“wo？”woxiaolexiao，tuihuimennei，shengyinhuifuzhengchang，“woshizheilidekexuequguiguwen。zhuanmenfuzeqinglixiangnizheizhong……‘renweizhizaodefunengliangganraoyuan’。”
danmusuirankanbudaohuamian，dantingdeyiqingerchu，yijingzhaguole：
「**！xianchangdajia！」
「zhuboniubi！zheidouzhidao？」
「kexuequguiguwenhahaha！zhubozhichengyoule！」
「zheilaotouyikanjiushipianzi！zhuboduita！」
zhangtianshibeiwojielelaodi，youjingyounu，lianshangguabuzhu，selineirendizhizhewo：“yaonv！xiudechangkuang！dingshiniyongyaofahuanyangxiesui，mihuowuzhu！daipindao……”
tahuahaimeishuowan，buzhiheshiliudaguolaidexuanmo，youyadizoudaotajiaobian，ranhou——
“阿嚏！”
打了个巨大的喷嚏！
yixiaocuoheisede、xiangshihuichenyiyangdedongxi，congxuanmodebikonglipenchu，jingzhundihuzailezhangtianshineidaopaodexiabaishang。
neicuo“huichen”yizhandaodaopao，jingranfachu“chi”deyishengqingxiang，maoqiyisijihukanbujiandeqingyan，daopaoxiabaishunjianchuxianjigejiaoheidexiaodong！
zhangtianshihedeguaijiaoyisheng，lianlianhoutui，kanzhexuanmodeyanshenchongmanlekongju。tahuoxumeizhenbenshi，danchangnianjiechuzheixieyinhuizhiwu，duimouxieqixidebennengkongjuhaishiyoude。xuanmodachudeneidiandongxi，shitaxiaohuabuledeyinqizazhi，duifanrenlaishuokanbiruohuabandefushiji。
xuanmodawanpenti，xianqidipielezhangtianshiyiyan，shuaishuaiweiba，maizhemaobuhuiqule，fangfoshenmedoumeifasheng。
worenzhexiao，duiliansecanbaidezhangtianshitantanshou：“nikan，lianwodemaodouxiannizang。”
linhaoshishidishangqianyibu，mianwubiaoqingdinachushouji：“zhangtianshi，xuyaowobangninjiaojiuhuchema？huozhe……zhijielianxijingfang，taolunyixianinshexianzhapianhefeifachuangrudewenti？”
zhangtianshikankanwo，youkankanlinhao，zuihoujingkongdikanleyiyanbieshushenchu（suirantazhikandaoxuanmodebeiying），zaiyebengbuzhule，yijuhuabuganduoshuo，langbeidizhuaizheneigetongyangheshadeshexiangshi，liangundaipadipaole。
woguanshangmen，shijieqingjingle。
huidaozhibojingtouqian，danmuyijingshuadekanbuqingle。
「fashengleshenme？wohaoxiangtingdaomaodapentihelaotoucanjiao？」
「zhuboyingle？wojiuzhidao！」
「qiuhuamiana！guangtingbuguoyin！」
「kexuequgui，yyds！」
woqingleqingsangzi：“haole，wuguanrenyuanyijingqingtui，womenjixujianglvluodekexuezhongzhi……ng？”
wohuranzhuyidao，danmulipiaoguojitiaobuyiyangde：
「gangcaineilaotouhaoxiangtidaolonghushan？」
「tashuoshaqipanxuanbusan……nandaozheifangzizhenyouwenti？」
「zhubozhishiguwen，neiwuzhuni？wuzhushibushizhendeyunshishouyingxianga？」
我的心微微一沉。
putongrenkanrenao，danzonghuiyourenduoxiang。zhangtianshisuiranshigepianzi，dantahanchudeneijuhua——“yinshazhiqipanxuanbusan”，mouzhongchengdushang……shizhende。
suiranworichangqingli，dangenyuanweichu，shenyehengdeyunshiqueshiyizhizaibeianzhongqinshi，zhishiwoanzhongbangtadangdiaoledabufen。zheicibeiyigepianzidangzhonghanpo，nanbaobuhuiyinlaibubiyaodeguanzhu。
youqishi……neitianneiguyishanjishidekuitangan。
wojieshulezhibo，xinqingmeiyougangcaineimeqingsongle。
wanshang，wobaxiawudeshiqingdangxiaohuajiangjishenyehengting，lvequledanmudecaicehewodedanyou。
shenyehengtingwan，zhishidandandidianpingleyiju：“tiaoliangxiaochou。”tasihuduizhangtianshidechuxianbingbuyiwai。
youyuleyixia，wohaishiwendao：“neigezhangtianshi……haoxiangshuoshenmelonghushanchuanren？nimenzheierde……tongxing，douzheime……huoyuema？”woshitudatingyixiazheigeshijiexuanmendeqingkuang。
shenyehengfangxiakuaizi，kanlewoyiyan，muguangshensui：“longhushanyoumeiyoudiqishibadaichuanrenwobuqingchu。buguo，queshiyouxieren，duizheixieshenshenguiguideshiqinggewaiganxingqu，yeyouxieren，kaozheigezhaoyaozhuangpian。”
tadunledun，yiyousuozhidibuchongdao：“zuijin，yinweimouxieyuanyin，tamensihugenghuoyuele。”
mouxieyuanyin？shizhiwoma？haishizhitazheidongfangzi？
wodixiatou，balazhewanlidefan。
zhangtianshizhishigekaishi。wonengganjuedao，pingjingderizixiamian，anliuzhengzaiyongdong。
neigezangzaianchude“gen”，haiyouneigekuitandemuguang，sihudouyinweijintiandezheichangnaoju，erbiandechunchunyudongqilai。
shanyu，yulaifengmanloua。
7动我的人？
zhangtianshinaojudailaideweixiaobolan，henkuaijiubeirichangdechibo（huadiao）kexuequguizhiboyanmeile。danwonengganjuedao，shenyehengzhouweideqifenqiaoranfashenglebianhua。
tayijiuzaochuwangui，danmeiyujianneisibuyichajuedepibeiganjiazhongle。linhaopaolaibieshudepinlvgenggao，meicilaidouxingsecongcong，baozhehouhoudewenjian，heshenyehengzaishufangyidaijiushidabantian，chulaishiliansedoubutaihaokan。
lianxuanmodousihuchajuedaoleshenme，buzaizhengtiantanzaishafashangdangdaye，fanershichangdunzaichuangtaishang，jinsedetongkongjingtididaliangzhewaimian，ouerhoulonglihuifachudidide、weixiebandehulusheng。
shanyuyulaideyayigan，yuelaiyuenong。
zheitianxiawu，wozhengyibianlumaoyibianyanjiuxindaodemangguogan（weidaobucuo，jiushiyoudianzhanya），linhaoyouyigedianhuahuojihuoliaodibashenyehengjiaozoule。
linzouqian，shenyehengzhanzaimenkou，huitoukanlewoyiyan，yuyanyouzhi，zuihouzhishidandanshuoleju：“wanshangbuyongdengwochifan。”
woxinligedengyixia。zheiyuqi，buduijing。
guoran，budaolianggexiaoshi，linhaodedianhuajiudadaolebieshuzuojishang，tadeshengyindaizheyabuzhudejiaojihehuangluan：“gu、gu**！shenzongta……tachuchehuole！”
womengdizhanqishen，huailidexuanmochadianbeiwoxianxiaqu。
“zenmehuishi？yanzhongma？”wodeshengyinshunjianlenglexialai。
“renmeishi！renmeishi！”linhaoganjinjieshi，“jiushichezhuangdeyoudianlihai，duifangquanze，shenzongzhishishoubeiyoudiancashang……danshi，danshi……”
“danshishenme？”wozhuiwen，xinlineigubuxiangdeyuganyuelaiyueqiang。
“danshi……shenzonggangqianhaodeneifenjiqizhongyaodehezuoyixiangshu，yuanbenfangzaifujiashangde，bujianle！”linhaodeshengyindoukuaikuchulaile，“mingmingchehuoqianhaizaide！jiaojinghewomendoufanbianle，jiushizhaobudao！xiangshi……xiangshipingkongxiaoshileyiyang！”
凭空消失？
woyanshenyilin。putongrenhuoxuhuijuedeshiyiwaiyilou，danwojihulikejiunengqueding——zheibushiyiwai！shineiguyinsunde、zangzaianchudeliliangkaishizuosuile！tabuganzhijieduishenyehengxiasishou（huoxushibuneng），jiukaishiyongzheizhongxiazuodeshouduanqinshitadeshiyeheqiyun！
“nimenzainajiayiyuan？woguoqu。”wochenshengdao。
“bububu，gu**，shenzongchuliwanshangkoujiujianchiyaohuigongsichulihouxu，womenyijingkuaidaojiale。”linhaolianmangshuo。
gualedianhua，wozhanzaiketingzhongyang，huanhuanbishangyanjing，jiangshenshizuidaxiandudipukai。
meiyouleshenyehengzheige“mubiao”zaishenbianganrao，wonenggengqingxidibuzhuodaokongqizhongneisiruoyouruowude、lingrenzuooudehuisenengliangcanliu。taxiangyitiaohuanidedushe，ganggangwanchengleyicitouxi，zhengdeyidituzhexinzi，huanhuansuohuiyinandechaoxue。
ertaqinshidefangxiang，bujinjinshigongsi，shenzhi……yebaokuozheidongfangzi！
womengdizhengkaiyan，kanxiangshufangdefangxiang。neiliyoushenyehengdediannao，cunfangzhegengduozhongyaodewenjian！
jihujiuzaiwokanxiangshufangdeshunjian，shufanglidedeng——padiyisheng，ximiele！jinjiezhe，bieshulisuoyoudedengdoukaishifengkuangshanshuo，mingmingchuangwaishixiawu，shineiquehuminghuan，qiwenzhoujiang！
「miaoao——！」xuanmoquanshendemaozhaqi，gongqishenzi，duizheshufangfangxiangfachujianruidejinggaosheng！
laile！tajingranxiangchenxuerru，zhijiepohuaishenyehengdehexinwenjian！
“zhaosi！”wochedinule。
pingshixiaodaxiaonaoyejiusuanle，juranganzhijiedongwozhaozhederen！haitiaowobuzai……e，tiaotabuzaiwoshenbiandeshihoudongshou！
zhendanglaozuwoshichisude？！
wojibuchongjinshufang，diannaopingmushiheide，zhujiquefachuyichangdewengming。yigubinglengde、daizheeyipohuaiqixidenengliangzhengchanraozaizhujixiangshang。
wobingzhirujian，shenzhilandeyongfajue，chuncuiyibangbodelinglinianyaguoqu！
“滚出去！”
jinguangyishan，neituanjiuchandenengliangfachuyishengwushengdejianxiao，shunjianbeizhensanxiaorong！wengmingdezhujihuifulezhengchang，shanshuodedengguangyewendingxialai。
但事情还没完！
wonengganjuedao，neiguliliangdeyuantoubeiwodefanjijingdong，sihuchiyileyixia，danhenkuaiyouningjuqilai，zheiyici，tademubiaobuzaishisiwu，ershizhijiesuodingleganggangshirubieshuyuanzideqiche——shenyehenghuilaile！taxiangjinxingzuihouyicifanpu！
woshenyingyishan，zhijiechuxianzaibieshumenkou。
shenyehengdechegangtingwen，tazhengcongcheshangxialai，lianseyouxiecangbai，shoubeishangchanzheshabu，linhaogenzaitashenhou，yilianyouse。
jiuzaitajiaoluodideshunjian，bieshuwuyanshangzhuangshixingdeyizhanxiaobideng，luosimomingsongdong，zhizhidichaozhetadetoudingzhuiluo！
“shenzongxiaoxin！”linhaojinghu。
shenyehengtaitou，tongkongzhousuo，sihuxiangduo，danshentiyinweishoushanghepibeiyouxiechidun。
qianjunyifazhiji，womengdiyiduojiao！
yiguwuxingdediqibeiwoqiangxingyindong，zaitamianqianlongqiyixiaokuai！neizhanzhuiluodebidengzazailongqidedimianshang，“huala”yishengshuaidefensui，suipianjianleyidi，quesihaomeipengdaoshenyeheng。
zheiyiqiefashengdetaikuai，zaiwairenkanlai，jiuxiangshishenyehengyunqijihao，neidengganghaozapianle。
shenyehengzhanzaiyuandi，huxiyouxiejicu，takanzhedishangfensuidedeng，youmengditaitoukanxiangwo，yanshenfuzawubi，chongmanlezhenjing、houpa，yijiyisi……nanyizhixindetanjiu。
linhaoyijingheshale，bantiancaifanyingguolai：“shen、shenzong！ninmeishiba？zhei……zheidengzenmehuiturandiaoxialai？taiweixianle！womashangzhaorenquanmianjianxiu！”
“meishi。”shenyehengdeshengyinyouxieshaya，tahuikailelinhaoxiangyaochanfudeshou，muguangqueshizhongmeiyoulikaiwo，“xianjinquba。”
tazoudaowomianqian，tingxiajiaobu，shenshendikanlewoyiyan，neiyanshenfangfoxiangchuantouwodepinang，kanqinglimiandaodizangzheshenme。
“gangcai……”tadishengkaikou，daizhebuqueding。
“gangcaihaoxiana！”wolikedaduanta，huanshangxinyouyujidebiaoqing，pailepaixiongkou，“shenlaobannijintianshibushishuinia？chumenchehuo，huijiachadianbeidengza！yaobuyaowoqumiaolibangniqiugefu？”
woshituyongchakedahunmenghunguoqu。
shenyehengchenmodikanzhewo，neishuangshensuideyanjingxiangshinengkantourenxin。tameiyouzhuiwen，zhishidandandi“ng”leyisheng，ranhouyueguowo，zoujinlebieshu。
dantajingguowoshenbianshi，yongjidideshengyin，jihuzhiyouwomenliangrennengtingdao，shuoleyiju：
「……谢谢。」
我的心跳漏了一拍。
taguoranchajuedaoleshenme。
wanshang，wobazijiguanzaifangjianli，liansechenjing。
yicishichehuoshiwenjian，yicishizhuideng，zheiyijingbushijiandandeqiyunqinshile，zheishimingmuzhangdandemoushaweisui！
duifangsihuhenshuxishenyehengdexingcheng，yehendongderuheliyongneigen“xian”yindongdenengliangjinxingjingzhundepohuai。
wobunengzaibeidongfangshoule。
wonachupingbandiannao，dakailezhiboruanjian。zheigeshijiandian，wodezhibojianliyiranyouhenduoyemaozishuiyouzaiguajiliaotian。
woshenxiyikouqi，kaiqilezhibo。
jingtouyiliang，shuiyoumenlikehuoyueqilai：
「yi？laozujintianzheimewankaibo？」
「yetanjiemuma？qidai！」
「zhubokanqilailiansebutaihaoa？zenmele？」
womeiyouxiangwangchangyiyangkaiwanxiao，ershimianwubiaoqingdikanzhejingtou，yanshenshiqiansuoweiyoudebingleng。
wohuanhuankaikou，shengyinbuda，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidechuantouli：
“zuijin，youxiezangtouluwei、jianbudeguangdedongxi，sihuhenhuoyue。”
danmuanjingleyishun，ranhoupiaoguojigewenhao。
wojixudao，yuqipingdanquedaizhehairendehanyi：“wanxieshangbudetaimiandexiaobaxi，dongxiebugaidongderen。”
“wobuguannishishei，xiangganshenme。”woduizhejingtou，yiziyidundishuo，“kanzaitongshi……‘teshulingyu’yanjiuzhedefenshang，jinizuihouyicijihui。”
woshenchushou，naqizhuoshangyigeshenyehengjiwomaide、wopanlehaojitiandehetao，fangzaijingtouqian。
“jiucishoushou，gundeyuanyuande。”woweiweiyongli。
「咔嚓！」
neimeijianyingwubidehetao，zaiwozhijianshunjianbeiniedefensui，suixiesusuluoxia。
zhenggezhibojiandedanmu，cheditingzhile。
wotaiqiyan，binglengdemuguangfangfonengchuantoupingmu，suodingneigeanchudekuishizhe：
“不然——”
“xiacibeiniesuide，kejiubuzhishihetaole。”
shuowan，wozhijieqieduanlezhibo，genbenbuguanhoumianhuiyinfazenyangdexuanran**。
laohubufawei，zhendangwoshihellokittyle？
dongwoderen，jiuyaozuohaobeilaozuwoniesuidezhunbei。
8吾名，非汝能知
zuowanzhibofangwanhenhua，woxinlineikouyuqizongsuanshunchanglexie。guantashenmeniuguisheshen，xianhehulezaishuo！zhiyuhouguo？laozuwozuoshi，conglaibukaolvhouguo……e，shiconglaiwujurenhehouguo！
raner，yuxiangzhongdekuangfengbaoyubingmeiyoulikedaolai。diertianfengpinglangjing，shenzhipingjingdeyouxieguiyi。
shenyehengdeshoubeizhishipiwaishang，bingwudaai，dantajintianmeiyouqugongsi，ershihelinhaoyizhidaizaishufangli。qifenningzhongdenengningchushuilai。lianxuanmodoushiqudimeiqucengshafa，ershidunzaishufangmenkou，xianggexiaoxiaodemenshen。
wozhidao，tamenzaichulizuotianchehuohe“wenjianshizong”delantanzi。suiranwojinggaolemuhouheishou，danyijingzaochengdesunshi，haishixuyaotamenyongchangguishouduanqumibu。
zhongwudeshihou，linhaochulaijielegedianhua，liansebiandegengjianankan。tadishengduishufanglideshenyehenghuibao：“shenzong，chengxineikuaidi……huangle。duifangturanbiangua，ningyuanzhifujueweiyuejinyejujuehezuo。liyoushi……tingdaoyixiebuhaodechuanwen，renweixiangmufengshuibuli，kongyouxueguangzhizai。”
shufanglichenmolepianke，chuanlaishenyehengtingbuchuqingxudeshengyin：“zhidaole。”
wozhengduanzheguopanluguo，tingdaozheihua，jiaobuyidun。
fengshuibuli？xueguangzhizai？zheijiekouzhaodekezhengou“xuanxue”de。kanlaiduifangbujinshixuanmenbailei，zaishisujieyeyoubuxiaodenengliang，zheishishuangguanqixia，feiyaozhengkuashenyehengbuke。
womilemiyan，xinlidexiaobenbenyoujineimeijianguomiandedirenjishangleyibi。
xiawu，wozhaochangkailezhibo。jintianwomeizhengshenmehuo，jiubaozhexuanmo，youyidameiyidadidudanmuliaotian。shuiyoumenxianranhaichenjinzaizuowande“niehetaojinggao”li，danmudouzaizhuiwenhouxu。
「laozulaozu，zuotianneigejinggaoshijubenma？haoshuai！」
「shibushiyouhuairen？xuyaoxiongdimenzhongchoujinimaihetaoma？」
「zhuboshibushizhendehuiwugonga？neihetaoniedeyetaicuile！」
「ganjuexiangzhende……zuotianzhubodeqichanghaoheren……」
wolanyangyangdinaozhexuanmodexiaba：“meishenme，qinglileyixiawangluohuanjingeryi。dajiayaoxiangxinkexue，baolijiejuebulewenti……”
huayinweiluo，xuanmoturancongwohuailitaiqitou，jinsetongkongmengdishousuochengyitiaoshuxian，sisidingzhuchuangwaimougefangxiang，houlonglifachujiduweixiededihou，quanshendemaodouzhaleqilai！
jihushitongshi，woyeganyingdaole！
yigujiqiyinleng、yuandu、bingqieqiangdadeqixi，haowuzhengzhaodichuxianzaibieshuwaiwei，bingqieyiyizhongjikuaidesuduchaozheshufangdefangxiangchongqu！tademubiaofeichangmingque——buzaishisaorao，ershizhimingdegongji！
zheicilaide，kebushizhiqianneixiexiaodaxiaonaodeyuanlinghuozhegekongzhoushu！zheiqixideqiangdu，zhishaoshibainianyishangdeliguishuizhun，erqieshibeijingxinsiyanghecaokongde！
不好！沈夜珩！
woliansezhoubian，yegubushangzhibole，baxuanmowangshafashangyireng，shenxingyishanjiuzhijiecongyuandixiaoshi！
「？？？」
「主播呢？」
「gangcaimaozenmele？jingtouhuangleyixiarenjiumei？」
「出事了？！」
danmushunjianbeiwenhaoyanmei。
xiayimiao，woyijingchuxianzaishufangmenkou。xuanmodesudujingranyebuman，soudiyixiayecuanleguolai。
shufangli，shenyehengzhengduizhediannaopingmu，linhaozhanzaiyipanghuibaozheshenme。tamenxianranshenmedoumeiganjuedao。
danfangjianlidewenduyijingkaishimomingzhoujiang，chuanghushangxunsuningjieqiyicengbaishuang，dengguangbiandehuminghuan，yizhonglingrenzhixideyapogancongsimianbafangyonglai！
“shenzong……zenmeturanzheimeleng？”linhaobaozhegebo，yachikaishidazhan。
shenyehengyezhouqilemei，tasihubiputongrenminganyixie，xiayishiditaitoukanxiangfangjianjiaoluodeyinyingchu，lianseweibian。
jiuzaineipianyinyingrutonghuowubanrudong，jijiangningjuchengyizhiqiheilizhuazhuaxiangshenyehenghouxindeshunjian！
womengdituikaishufangmen，yanshenbingleng，liheyisheng：
“放肆！”
shengrujinglei，yunhanzhebangbodelingli，shunjianzhendeneijijiangchengxingdeliguixuyingyizhenniuqu！
shenyehenghelinhaodoubeiwozheishenghechiheleyitiao，mengdikanxiangmenkou。
“顾**？”
wogenbenmeishijianjieshi，yibutarushufang，youshoubingzhirujian，lingkongfeisuhuachuyidaofanfuergulaodejinsefulu！neifuluguangmangdasheng，shunjianqusanlefangjianlideyinhanheheian，rutongyigexiaotaiyang！
“ququbainianligui，yeganzaiwomianqianshangren？！”woshengyinlidaizheburongzhiyideweiyan，“jiwoxianxing！”
jinsefulumengdiyaxiangneipianniuqudeyinying！
“嗷——！！！”
yishengjianruicier、feirenbandecanjiaomengdixiangqi！yigechuanzhecanpogudaifushi、mianmuzhengningniuqu、zhoushenheiqigungundeliguibeiyingshengshengcongyinyinglibilechulai，tatongkudizhengzhazhe，quebeijinsefuludeguangmanglaolaosuoding，wufazaiqianjinfenhao！
zheiyiqiefashengzaidianguanghuoshizhijian！
shenyehenghelinhaochedijingdaile！linhaozhangdalezuiba，yanzhudoukuaidengchulaile，tuiyiruan，chadiantanzuozaidishang。shenyehengsuiranhaimianqiangbaochizhezhending，danliansecangbairuzhi，huxijicu，kanzheneiqiansuoweijiandekongbujingxiang，youkankanhunshensanfazhejingrenqishidewo，yanshenlichongmanleqiansuoweiyoudezhenhanhenanyizhixin！
neiliguibeijinguangzhuoshao，fachuqilidepaoxiao，jingranbuguhunfeiposandefengxian，pinsizhengzhazhe，fenhuachuyilvjixideheiqi，rutongdushebanraoguojinguang，zaicishexiangshenyehengdemeixin！
tabeihoudecaokongzhe，jintianshitielexinyaoshenyehengdeming！
“mingwanbuling！”wochedinule。
zaiwomianqianhaiganwanzheitao？
woshenzhilandezaiyongfashu，zhijieshenshou，lingkongyizhua——neilvyindudeheiqijiuxiangbeiwuxingdejushouniezhu，shunjianzaiwozhangxinninggu、posui、huaweixuwu！
tongshi，wozuoshouyihui，yidaogengjiaqianghengdelinglirutongwuxingdebianzi，henhenchouzaineiliguibentishang！
“噗——！”
liguifachuyishenggengjiaqilijuewangdecanhao，zhenggehuntirutongbeidasuideciqiban，cuncunsuilie，zuizhongzaijinseguangmangzhongchediyinmie，lianyisihenjidoumeiyouliuxia！
shufanglishunjianhuifuleminglianghewennuan，fangfogangcaineikongbudeyiqiedouzhishihuanjue。
zhiyoukongqizhongcanliudejixiweidejiaohuwei，yijimandilangjiedewenjian（beigangcaidelingyafengbaochuiluande），zhengmingzhegangcaifashengdeyiqieshiduomezhenshi。
死一般的寂静。
linhaoyi**zuozaidishang，dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi，kanzhewodeyanshenxiangshikanzhexiafandeshenxian……huozheguaiwu。
shenyehenghuanhuanzhanqishen，tafuzheshuzhuo，shouzhiyinweiyonglieryouxiefabai。tademuguangsisidisuozaiwoshenshang，neilimianyouzhenjing，youhoupa，youmangran，dangengduodeshiyizhongjiqifuzade、fanyongdeqingxu。
tazhanglezhangzui，shengyingansedelihai：“ni……nidaodi……shishenmeren？”
woshuaileshuaishou，fangfogangcaizhishipaisileyizhiwenzi。tingdaotadewenti，wozhuanguotou，duishangtatanjiudemuguang。
xiangdaogangcaineijingxiandeyimu，woxinlihaiyoudianhoupahehuoqi，yushiguyixuezhetapingshineifulengdandeyangzi，weiweitaiqixiaba，yongleyizhongdaizhegulaoyundiao、pinizhongshengdeyuqi，dandandihuiletayiju：
「wuming，feirunengzhi。」
shuowan，wobuzaikantazhenjingdebiaoqing，wanyaobaoqidunzaimenkou、zhengzaiyouyatianzhuazidexuanmo，molemotadenaodai：“gandebucuo，wanshangjinijiaguantou。”
ranhou，wobaozhemao，xianggemeishirenyiyang，liudazhezouchuleshufang，haitiexindibamenjitamendaishangle。
liuxiashufangli，shijieguanchedisuilie、xuyaoshijianzhongxinpincoudelianggeren。
zoudaoketing，wocaisonglekouqi，pailepaixiongkou。
呼……**好累。
buguo，gangcaineiyixia，yinggainengzhenzhutamen……ba？
jiushibuzhidao，woneiduandiaodezhibo，xianzailuanchengshenmeyangzile。
9wohaoxiang，shangresoule？
baozhexuanmoliuchushufanghou，wozuodediyijianshijiushichonghuiketing，zhuaqipingbandiannao。
guoran，zhibosuiranyinweiwoturanxiaoshierzidongduankaile，danhoutaixiaoxiyijingzhale！weiduxiaoxi999+，pinglunquchedilunxian，sixinsaidemanmandangdang！
「**aaagangcaifashengleshenme？！」
「zhubozenmeturanmeile？jingtouzuihouhaoxianghuangdaolehenkepadedongxi？」
「wohaoxiangtingdaoyishengfeirendecanjiao？！shiwohuantinglema？」
「youmeiyoulupingzu！qiufenxi！」
「zhubonihaihaoma？！zhigeshenga！」
「kexuequgui？woxinle！wozhenxinle！gangcaineijinguangjueduishitexiaozuobuchulaide！」
「@pingtaiguanliyuan，chulaijieshi！zheidaodishitexiaohaishizhende？」
「tingtinglaozu！nishiwoweiyidejie！」
woculvesaolejiyan，toupiyizhenfama。wanle，haoxiang……wantuole。
suirandabufendanmuhaizaiyong“texiao”、“juben”、“zhubotuanduiniubi”laiqiangxingjieshi，danxianran，wozuihouneiyixialinglibaofaheliguidecanjiao（suiranbeixueruolehenduo，danshebeihaishibuzhuodaoleyidian），chongjiliguoyuqiangda，yijingchaochule“kexue”nengjieshidefanchou。
woganjinfaletiaodongtai：「shebeiguzhang，tufatingdian，zhibozhongduan，dajiawanan。」
dianxingde“cidiwuyinsanbailiang”。
pinglunqushunjianbei“？？？”he“woxinnigegui”shuaping。
xingba，aixinbuxin。fanzhenglaozuwodasibuchengren。
wobapingbanrengdaoyibian，youdianxinxudikanxiangshufangfangxiang。limianananjingjingde，yidiandongjingdoumeiyou。
shenyehenghelinhao……haihaoma？buhuiheshaleba？
youqishishenyeheng……tazuihoukanwodeneigeyanshen，fuzaderangwoxinliyoudianfamao。
xuanmozaiwohuaili“miao”leyisheng，yongnaodaicenglecengwodeshou，sihuzaianweiwo。
“haishiniguai。”wotanlekouqi，naonaotadexiaba。
jiexialaidebantian，bieshulideqifenguiyidenengjiebing。
linhaocongshufangchulaihou，kanwodeyanshenchedibianle，yiqianshi“laobandeguguaikerenjianyisidashi”，xianzaizhijieshengjichengle“xiafanshenxianjianjiumingenren”，daizheshifendejingweihejiushifendehaipa，genwoshuohuadouhenbudeyongjingyu，jiwotianfanshishoudouzaidou。
shenyehengzeyizhibazijiguanzaishufangli，meichulaichiwanfan。
wobaozhexigaiwozaishafashang，youyixiameiyixiadihuanzhedianshipindao，xinliyoudianluanzaozaode。wanle，wodezhangqifanpiaoshibushibeiwohefeile？tahuibuhuijuedewoshigeguaiwu？huibuhuibawoganchuqu？
suiranyiwodenengli，qunadounenghunchihunhe，dan……danzheilidekaoyazuihaochi，lingshijuzuida，shafazuishufu，haiyou……
wopieleyiyanshufangjinbidemen，xinlimomingyoudiandu。
zhidaowanshangjiudianduo，shufangdemencaiqingqingxiangleyisheng。
shenyehengzoulechulai。tayijinghuanxialebaitianneishendaixuedechenshan（linhaojinjisonglaide），chuanzhejiandandejiajufu，toufayouxieweishi，xiangshigangxiguozao，danlianseyijiuyouxiecangbai，yandidaizhenanyiyanshidepibeihe……yisifuzadeqingxu。
tazoudaoshafaduimian，quemeiyouzuoxia，zhishizhanzaineili，chenmodikanzhewo。
wobeitakandehunshenbuzizai，baozhebaozhenwanghousuolesuo，qiangxiankaikou：“neige……baitiandeshi……ng……qishiwokeyijieshi……”
“buyongjieshi。”tadaduanwo，shengyinyouxiediya。
我一愣。
tashenxiyikouqi，xiangshizaizuoshenmezhongdadejueding，yibubuzoudaowomianqian，ranhou……huanhuandunlexialai，rangzijideshixianyuwoqiping。
zheigezishirangwobudebuzhishitadeyanjing。tadeyanshenhenshen，limianfanyongzhetaiduowokanbudongdedongxi，danweidumeiyoukongjuheyane。
“wodoukandaole。”taqingshengshuo，yuqishiqiansuoweiyouderenzhen，“neige……dongxi，haiyouni……jiulewo。”
wodexintiaomominglouleyipai。
“wobuzhidaonidaodishishenmeren，congnalilai，youshenmeyangdenengli。”tajixushuozhe，muguangyishunbushundikanzhewo，“zheixiedoubuzhongyao。”
“zhongyaodeshi，”tatingdunleyixia，shengyinbiandegengjiadichen，quedaizheyizhongqiyidejianding，“jintianruguomeiyouni，woxianzaikenengyijingsile。”
“suoyi，”taxiangshixiexialeshenmezhongdan，yuqifanerqingsongleyixie，shenzhidaishangleyisijidandezichao，“biqihaoqinidemimi，wogengyinggaizuode，shixiexieni。youyici。”
wozhalezhayan，youdianmeifanyingguolai。ta……tabupawo？bubawodangguaiwu？
“erqie，”taweiweipianguotou，sihuyoudianbuzizai，ergenchufanqiyisibuyichajuedehongyun，“nizhiqianwenwodewenti，woxianzaikeyihuidanile。”
“shenmewenti？”woshashadiwen。
“tangcupaigu，guangou。”tazhuanhuitou，kanzhewo，zuijiaogouqiyigejiqianquewubiqingxidehudu，“buzhitangcupaigu，yihounixiangchishenme，douguangou。”
wodedanaodangjilesanmiao，ranhoumengdifanyingguolai！
tatata……tazheishizaihuiyingwoshangcitagaobaishiwodachadehua？！zheisuanshi……zhengshigaobai？！zaijinglilebaitiandejifeigoutiaoheshijieguanzhongsuzhihou？！
wodelian“shua”diyixiahongle，xintiaokuaidexiangshiyaobengchulai！womengdibalianmaijinbaozhenli，shengyinmenmendichuanchulai：“……e。”
jiuyige“e”？！guwantingnijibainianbaihuole！guanjianshikezenmezheimesong！
toudingchuanlaiyishengjiqingde、yayizhededixiao。
ranhou，woganjuedaotadeshou，qingqingfangzailewodetoufashang，roulerou，dongzuoyouxieshengse，queyichangwenrou。
“suoyi，biedanxin。”tadeshengyindaizhexiaoyi，“buhuigannizoude。zheili……yizhidoushinidejia。”
wodebizituranyoudiansuan。
wobabaozhenbaodegengjinle，xiaoxiaoshengdidunang：“……neiwoyaochihuoguo。”
“hao，mingtianjiuchi。”tadayingdehaobuyouyu。
jiuzaizheishi，linhaonazheshouji，yilianjiaojiyouxingfendichonglejinlai：“shenzong！gu**！nimenkuaikanweibo！resou！baole！”
woxinligedengyixia，youzhongbuxiangdeyugan。
shenyehengjieguoshouji，woyecouguoqukan。
zhijianresoudiyiheranguazhe：#tingtinglaozuzhibolingyishijian#
houmiangenzheyigexianhongde“bao”zi。
dianjinqu，shigezhongjiaodudezhibolupingjianji，youqishiwoxiaoshiqianjingtoubuzhuodaodezuihouhuamian——fangjianzhouan、jinguangyishan、yijineishengmohuqueqilidecanjiao，beiwuxianfangmanhejiexi。
评论区彻底炸锅：
「zheijueduibushitexiao！wonawoshinianhouqijingyandanbao！」
「zhubojueduiyouzhenbenshi！wozhiqianjiushuole！」
「suoyikexuequguishizhendekexue？！」
「@pinganashi，kuailaiguanguana！zheiliyourengaofengjianmixin（bushi）！」
「yourenbachulaizhubobeijinglema？haoxiangshishenshijituanzongcaide……」
「**！haomenlingyishijian？geng**le！」
沈夜珩皱紧了眉。
linhaoganjinhuibao：“pingtaineibianyalihenda，danshenzongninzhiqiandaguozhaohu，tamenzanshiyazhemeifenghao，zhishuoshizaiceshizuixinquanxitouyingjishu。danyulunyoudiankongzhibuzhule，haoduomeitidouzaidating……”
shenyehengbashoujihaijita，yuqihuifulepingshidelengjing：“zhidaole。jixuya，yongjishuguzhangdeliyou。lianxifawubu，zhunbeifalvshihanjijigedaijiezouzuilihaideyingxiaohao。”
“shi！”linhaolingming，youfengfenghuohuodichuqule。
shenyehengkanxiangwo，yanshenyouxiewunai，queyoudaizhedianzongrong：“kanlai，nixiangdidiaoyebuxingle。”
wosuolesuobozi，youdianbuhaoyisi：“woyemeixiangdaohuizheiyang……”
tatanlekouqi，rouleroumeixin：“meishi，wolaichuli。”
kanzhetaweiwoshoushilantanzideyangzi，woxinlineidianbuanhuranjiuxiaoshile。
fanpiaolaobanhaoxiang……biyiqiangengshunyanle。
diertianwanshang，woyingzhetoupizaicikaiqilezhibo。wodaoyaokankan，xianzaidajiadaodishizenmekanwode。
zhibojianrenshushunjianbaoman，kadechadianshantui！danmumijidegenbenkanbuqing！
「laozu！nizhongyulaile！」
「nainai！niguanzhudezhubobole！」
「zhubozhubo！zuotiandaodishibushitexiaoa？」
「qiuzhenxiang！jiwomengezhunhuaba！」
wokanzhezheixiedanmu，zhengzhuomozheshijixuzuiyinghaishigancuibailan，shufangdemenkaile。
shenyehengduanzheyipanqiehaodeshuiguo，feichangzirandizoudaowoshenhou，jiangshuiguofangzaiwoshoubian，haishunshoudiaozhengleyixiapangbianyoudianwaidebaijian。
tatata……tazenmerujingle？！！
弹幕瞬间疯了：
「aaaaa！shizongcai！」
「guoranshizhende！zhubozhendezhuzaizongcaijia！」
「zheizirandetaidu！zheishurendedongzuo！」
「wokedecpshizhende！」
「zongcaikanzhubodeyanshen！haochong！」
「suoyishihaomenzongcaihetadexuanxuexiaojiaoqi？」
「loushangdebijini！kuaixie！」
shenyehengfangfocaizhuyidaojingtouside，taiyanpieleyixia，ranhouduizhejingtou，feichangguanfangqiedandingdidianlediantou，suanshidazhaohu，ranhouditouduiwoqingshengshuo：“biebotaiwan，jidechishuiguo。”
shuowan，jiuzhuanshenfeichangzirandizoukaile，liuxiayigegaoguilengyandebeiying。
danmuyijingchedibianchengleyipian“aaa”he“xi”zidehaiyang，wanquanmeirenzaitaolunzuotiandelingyishijianle。
我：“……”
高！实在是高！
zheixiahaole，quanwangdezhuyilichenggongbei“haomenmilian”xiyin，meijigerenzaisike“kexuehaishixuanxue”le。
wokanzheshenyehenglikaidebeiying，yaoleyikoutasonglaidexigua，zhentian。
haoxiang……puguangleyemeishenmedabulema。
fanzheng，tiantaxialai，youfanpiaolaobandingzhe。