“wojingshenchuhu？zuotiannizaijiubahebiedenanrenlikaideshipin，jiuzaiwodeshoushang！qiaoqiaonibeineinanrenmoliandejianyang！**！nibutongyiwojiujinipuguang！”qujinnanshenshouchezhutadeshoubei，yonglidechaowaituozhe。
“buguojiushipailexiakanzheaimeidebeiyingeryi，youbuguoshiyiqishangchelikai，ninengzhengmingshenme？”
talengxiaozhezhengtuoleliangxia，qujinnanfandaogengjiayonglidelachezhetale，lingkoubuxiaoxinbeichekailejifen。
ganghaolimianqingzisedewenhenyixiazibaoluzaikongqizhong。
piluoluolenglexia，lianmanggangadechuanhaoyifu。
daoshiqujinnanyonglisongkaishou，jiangtahenhentuikai，zaikanxiangtadeshihou，ganggangneidiqibuzudemoyangdangranwucun，zhuanyanjijinbiyideqiaozheta。
“piluoluo，nige**，beizhewohebiedenanrenchugui**？nizhenzang！nibixujiwojingshenchuhu！”
zongshiyijingzuozulebidingfanlianlihundexinlizhunbei，piluoluoxinlihaishihenhendetongleyixia。
“zheiyeshiwoxianghenishuodehua。nijiushipuguang，yebuguoshizhengjubuzu。danshiwoshoulidezhengju，keshishidashide！shuangfen！”
tazhanwenshenzi，lengxiaoqilai，haowuweijudezhenglihaobeicheluandeyifu：“niheliuyiqinredeshipin，nizhaorendayunwo，woyijingquanbuzhaohuishipinzhengju，bingqieyijingbeifen。niruoshiganpuguang，wojiupuguangqisuni，nishuojieshishenbaiminglie，choumingyuanyangderenhuishisheini？”
“he，niyoushenmezigejiaoxunwo？zheiniandaisheimeijigeqingfu，doubusuanshinanren！zhiyuni，lihunyihoujinqingdeshuixingyanghuaquba。”qujinnanjifengdeyanshenxiangshiyibawuxingdedaoren，henhendechazaipiluoluodexinshang。
“啪。”
piluoluotaishoubianchaozhequjinnanzhangkuangyinwudelianshangshanguoquyibazhang，chenjingxiulidemianrongshanglengyishizu：“zuorenzheimedaidu，keyihuiniangtaizhongzaole！”
zheiyixia，dadetazhangxinyouxiefama，danyebushihenjieqi。
zhananjianvgoudazaiyiqi，haixiangsuanjiziji？mendoumeiyou！
beidadequjinnanshenqinglijizhengningniuquqilai，nudengzheyan，haobukeqidehuishouchaozhepiluoluodaguoquyibazhang：“fengnvren！”
piluoluobeidadeceguolelian。
ganghaokanjianchuanyijingzhonglianjiashangshunjianchuxianwugenshouzhiyin，tataishoulengxiaozhekaileweiweiliuxuedechunjiao，taochuleshouji**lezhaopian：“hao，disanfenzhengjuyechulaile，jiabao！xianzaiqi，yaomenijingshenchuhu......”
“buxing！”qujinnantaidujianjue。
zheishiyishenxingganheiseleisineiyideliuyiyerenbuzhucongwoshilizoulechulai，youxieqijibaihuai：“daqingzaodechaoshenmea！piluoluonihuilaileyehao，jinnanaiderenshiwo，tayaohenilihun，quwoweiqi。”
piluoluokanzheliuyideyidezoudaoyanqian，shenxingyihuang，beiwurudefennuganzaiciyourufanyongzhedehaishuishunjianhuxiaozheerlai。
neichangmianwufaxiangxiangyouduowocuoexin！
taganoulexia，jiangshipindianjidaoweiboshangchuanyemian，gaogaojuqishouji，zaiyerenbuzhuxiesidilihouleyiju：“yaomenijingshenchuhu，yaomewopuguangqisunimen，zheixiezugourangnimenzaiyewufafanshenle。”
“nibuxufachuqu！womashangyaocongjinglishengzhile！”qujinnanjinzhanghaipadeshenshouxiangyaozuzhita。
tayanshenjiandingdedengzhetamen，yishouduizhunshangchuananniu，nuheyisheng：“dayinghaishibudaying！”
“bieshangchuan！haohaohao，wodayingni......”qujinnanqideyachiyaodegegexiang。
liuyiyouxiebuyuanyile：“keshiwomendefangzichezi......”
“woruoshibunengshunlishengzhi，womenlianggeyihousheiyebiexianghao！fangxin，wojueduibuhuikulenide！”qujinnanqifengle，meihaoqidehuitoukanliuyi。
“hao，zhiyaohenizaiyiqi，woshenmedoubuzaihu。”liuyimianqiangxiaozhediantou，zhudongkaozaiqujinnandehuaili，zhuanyanduizhepiluoluotiaoxinyixiao。
piluoluoqidehunshenfadou，keshenhuxiyikouqihou，fennudeyuqipingjinglejifen：“liuyi，woxiexienijianzoulewodepoxie。”
一句话讽刺了渣男。
tayoucongqianbaolinachuyidiechaopiaofangdaoqujinnandeshouzhong：“zheishinipiaodefeiyong。haojuhaosan。”
youyijuhuabudongshengsedefengcilexiaosan。
yanqiandelianggerenshuangshuangbianlelianse。
“piluoluo，nizhenyiweinizhangdehaokanshencaihao，nanrenjiudouxihuannima？nilianaishihoubujiaoshenxin，jiehunleyoutiantianjiaban，nizhuangshenmeshengmua！huogaijinnanbuaini！”liuyilianseziqing，fenfenbupingdezhizhepiluoluodebizi。
piluoluojuedehaoxiao，yishuangranshaozhefennuhuoyandemouzikanxianglezhuobiandejiandao。
tamengdishenshounaqi，chaozheliuyidezhangfajianleguoqu。
heifasilijipiaoluozaiyidi。zheishitajichudejinggao！
liuyiwuzhetoujianjiaozhe，duozailequjinnandeshenhou：“nitmddefengle？jinnannikanta！”
qujinnanjinjindeshenshouhuzhuliuyi：“meishi，youwozai。piluoluonizhendeshigoule，yaobushinishengmujiniliuledianyichan，bangwosaiqianzhaogongzuo，niyiweiwogennijiehun！”
“buyaohewoshuohua，woyoujiepi。”piluoluolengxiaozheduizhejiandaochuilechui。
suihou，meimouchaozhequjinnankanguoqu：“nimenxianzaishoushixingligundan，fouzezaijianjiubushiliuyidetoufale，shuobudingnideyaohai......heng，yigexiaoshihou，minzhengjulihun。
shuohuadegongfu，piluoluohaijiangshoushangdezuanjienalexialai，kandoumeikandechaozhechuangwaidiulechuqu。
liuyikanjianle，youjingyoujidu：“liangkeladezuanjie！jinnan，tazhendehaolangfeihaoguofen。”
“bieguanta，shenjingbing。”qujinnankanzhepiluoluohaobuzaiyidemoyang，tongrenhenhendechousuolexia，shengqidelazheliuyihuidaowoshilishoushixinglilikai。
wuneiyixiazikonglexialai，xintongganzaiciyongshangxintou，piluoluojueqianglengmodemouzikaishibiandedaizhiwuju。
xianzai，tazhixiangzhaoyigemeirenanjingdedifang，fangsidedakuyichang。
taxiangdaolejiaoqudehaibian。
lihunshouxushizaibuyukuaixiajinxingde，zhihou，piluoluocidiaoleheliuyiyiqidegongzuo，bianduziqianwangjiaoquhaibian。
ganghaoganshangyintian，haifengchuidedaleyixie。
tazhizheleyijianchunbaisehehuamoxiongzhangqun，haifengchuiqi，zhangfapiaopiao，sixianqidongren，siaishangyouchou。
tamaikaibuzichaozhehailizouqu，jianjiandebinglengcigudehaishuitunmeileta，buyoudedaleyigehanzhan，jixuchaoqianzouzhe。
taxiangmabitongxin，dengdaoxinwanquanlianglehou，chechedididegaobieguoqu，zhongxinkaishi！
ranerpiluoluohaimeizaihailipaoshangyifenzhongni，queganjuedaoshenziyijin，huranyouzhixiuzhangyoulideshoubeijinjindelazhuleziji。
tianxuandizhuanzhijian，tayoubeigongzhubaodebaozaileyigewenredehuaibaoli。
jinjiezhe，toudingshangchuanlainaonulinrandesangyin：“zheipianhaiyudehailangyouanliujinzhirushui，nishibuyaominglema？”
piluoluomengrantaimou，duishangyishuangdaizheyinchennuqideheimou，shaoweizhenglezheng。
zheiyanshengaoguilengyan，gouhunshepo，queyouqishishizu。
tajuedeyouxieshuxi，danyouxiangbuqilaizainalikanguo。