第1章
“laoera，jieaiba，rensibunengfusheng。”
“shia，sheixiangdedaoxishibiansangshi，ai......”
cunmindeniyiyanwoyiyu，wubuaishengtanqi。
nantuncundexiaojialaodashenhuanzhongbing，yanchouzhebanzhijiaotajinguancai，xiaojiaqingjiadangchanmaigexifuerjixiaolaodachongxi。tianbusuirenyuan，xinhundangye，yibadahuojiangxiaojiatupeifangshaolegeganganjingjing。
zheihuiercunzilizifajiuhuo，fangyanwangququanshicanyuanduanbi，neishaochengheitandefanglianghaimaozhejilvbaiyan。
xiaojialaoer，lingzhexiaolaodadeyishuangyigu，huitoutulian，gegexintoudoulongzhaozhezhongzhongyinmai。
shenshenwangleyanshaohuidewuzi，xiaolingjuebaozhehuochangliqiangchulaideliangzhangmianhuabeiziwangwaizou，mudeshitiangengguaijiaoneimaocaoniupeng。
gengniuzaojiubingsile，rujinyesuanshiyichuqishenzhisuo。
“叔，小叔。”
tabeihou，pengzheguowanpiaopendeshixiaolaodadeguinvxiaoxueer。tapieleyantangzaisuiwaduilidenvren，cuishengshengwenzhexiaolingjue，“tazaban？”
neinvziyuemoerbazhinian，zhezheyishendahongxiuhe，qingsilingluan，cewozhe，qiaozheneimoyang，biaozhiduanzheng，zhishizangxixide，butaoxi。
xiaoquyuanzhuailezhuaizijiameimei，dudunangnangmaiyuan，“guantazuoshen，saobaxing，gangqujinmenjiuhaisiledie！zhangboshuo，haiburumaihongloudizhai！”
lianggebasuidehaiziniyiyanwoyiyuzouyuan，sheiyemeizhuyidaoneihunmidexinniangzizhijianweiweidongdan。
xinniangzihuanzuolumingyao，shigebibeituncunlaide，tingwenzushangshilebuqidedaguan，jiadaozhongluo，jiyangzaishenshenmenxia。
xiaolaodawushiduosuidejiangsizhiren，sichuxunqinchongxi，shilibaxiangsheishedejiangguniangwanghuokenglitui，yejiulujiashoulexiaojiayibiyinzi，bazheilumingyaosongleguolai。
lumingyaosangziyanhuolaladeteng。
yinyuetingzheshenmedahuo，siren，saobaxingzhileidehua，querutongxianrumengyanbannanyiqingxing。
yebuzhidaoguoleduojiu，shenbianxiangqilewenhoudeshengyin，“xingxing，luguniang。”
zheishengyinwanruchunfengpokailejingudejiasuo，lumingyaomiqiyanlai，shenziqizhangdenanziwanyaozaitagenqian，popolanlandeheihuizhangshan，daizhedouli，yidaoxingsiwugongdedaobacongzuolianmeiweiyanshendaozuijiao，poweiheren。
这是......
拍电视剧呢？
lumingyaochengzuoqilai，heiququdeshoubeihuluandiroulerouyan，kongqilimimanzhejiaohudeweidao。
jiantazhuanxing，xiaolingjuediuxiayigebaofu，“zheishinidedongxi，dageyigu，yuniwugan，qinshizuoba，qinghuiba！”
lumingyaomunedouzhehuailidebaofu，wangzhexiaolingjuemanshimimang，“shen......shenmeyisi？”
tajidezigeerquezhenshenshuaijie，zaiyiyuanlishuzheriziguo，zuowanpengzheyibendianzishushuizhe，nanbuchenghaizaizuomeng？
xiaolingjuejiannvzishuangmouruhushuibanchengche，burenguaizui，shengsechenlejifen，“zimiandeyisi，dagezheishimingshu，woxiaojiasuiqiongdanbuhuiweinanni，gaoci。”
xiaojia，lianshangyouyikuaichumujingxindedaoba，dagesiyudahuo......
jigexinxichuanlianqilai，lumingyaoqileyicengjipigeda，zenmezheiweixiongtaishuodeyaosutedian，wanmeiduiyingshangshulidezhujiaoleni？
“dengdeng，ni，nishixiaolingjue？”tajimangtuokouerchufawen，yucitongshi，yazaibaofuxiadezhuazizuoshoujiuyoushou，ningqiyikuaipi，tengdedaoxileyikouliangqi。