第3章 吃软饭呀?

“魏折在家吗?”

cunkoudemeipowangershenchezhesangziwendao。

weizheqishenqukaileyuanmen。

“何事?”

wangershenxiaozhehuilehuisijuandao:“haoshier,qianjirinichuqudaliedeshihou,jiuguoyigeguniang,haijidebu?”

魏折回忆,点头。

“neigunianga,shizhenshangdahurenjiazhaofudenver,zaichengliyeyoufangchande,rangwolaishuomeilaile,shuoyaozhaoshangmennvxu,tiaolaitiaoqumeiyouchengxinde,kanshangnile。”

“woxiangzhe,niyigedananrenrendaizhelianggewayeburongyi,jiulaipaozheiyitang。niganjinshoushishoushi,suiwoquzhaofuxiangfuquba?”wangershenkanzheweizheshuodao。

上门女婿?

weizhelenglengdeshuodao:“bule!”

“zheishizala?haixianqibucheng?haodainimenyebuyongguodeneimexinku,renjiazhaoxiaojiedoubuxianqinidaizhelianghaizini?haishuoyaobangniyang,nihaixianxianqishangle?”

wangershenyilianyihuo,xinliyezhidaoweizhedeweiren,neishibuyuanyichiruanfande。

kezhaojiaxiaojiejiukanshangzheijinzhoufuwangjiacundecunhuaweizhele,neimeibanfaa。

yipangyizhezhuzikanrenaodechuqiqixiaolexiao,zheiweizherenyuanhaibucuoa?

zheimekuaijiuyaobeibaoyangle?

“diediezhangdetaihaokanle,cunliyounverde,dounengqiaoshangdiedie。danshiwomentaiqiongle,erqiehaiyouwohedidi,tamendoubutaiyuanyizhaoguwomen,niangqinyinggaiyehuixianqiwomenba?”dayatanqidekanzhemenkoushuodao。

chuqiqixiaozhekanzhedayaheerbaodao:“nimenneimekeaide,zenmehaihuiyourenxianqinimen?yihougenzheniangqinhun!”

一脸的自豪。

lianggexiaohaiziyehenhaohong,zhijuedezheigeniangqinhenhao,xingziyehuopo。

menkoudeweizhezhuantoukanzhezhengzaikanxidechuqiqi,suijikanzhewangershendao:“woyouniangzile。”

tabenpansuanzhemaiyigebianyiyidianerdenvrenhuilai,zuozuocuhuoerleihuoer,nengbajialideshierlvshun,yourenlaisaoraota,hainengdanggehuangzijiucheng。

sheicengxianga,zainikenglijiandaoleyige。

piantashuoerliangyinzi,zhishipatapaole,shizefenwenweichu。

王二婶一脸惊讶。

“youniangzile?shashihoudeshier?zenmemeitingshuoguo?rangwoqiaoqiao?”

shuozhewangershenjiuyaowangwuliqu,beiweizhelanzhule。

wangershenjiutingxialejiaobu,xiaolexiaodao:“yo,zangzheni?burangkan?”

“yuershenziwuguan。”weizhehuijue。

dayaheerbaotingzheweizheyuwangershendeduihua,ganjinfangxiawankuai,paolechulaidao:“niangqinmeizheni。”

“shia,meizheni!”erbaofuhezhe。

wangershenxiaolexiao,xinxiang,zheiqiongxiangpirangde,nengmeidaonaerqu?

“najiadeniangzia?”haoqixinqushiwangershenxiangyitanjiujing。

weizheshiqulenaixin,yibajiangyuanmenguanshangle。

zoudaolefanzhuoqian,jixuchizhefan。

chuqiqiyezuolexialaixiaozhedao:“xianggong?yexingchiruanfan?”

weizhekanzhechuqiqi,yanshenhenli,meiyoubandianwenrou。

yipangdeerbaohaoqidewendao:“niangqin?shenmeshi,chiruanfan?”

tingdaoerbaodehaoqi,weizheyoudingzhechuqiqi。

chuqiqixiaozheniezheerbaodelianshuodao:“chiruanfanni,jiushiyakoubuhao,suoyierbaoyaohaohaobaohuyachiyo。”

这解释,满分吧?

多具有教育意义呢?

“woyihuierchiwanfanyaochuquyihuier,nijiulaolaoshishidedaizaijiali。”weizhefenfuzhe。

还害怕她跑了不成?

chuqiqixiaozhedao:“haoa,wodengzhexianggong。”