第5章 ‘赖账’

「zhangdejiuhenhaopian……suanle,zhenghao,jintianbenlaijiushiyaoquganjuqinggonglvetade,duojiechuduogonglve,zaowanchengzaohuijia。」

wogangadifangxiashou,buzhidaogaizenmeban,jieguoyoubeigongzhubaoleqilai。

woweishenmeyaoshuoyou……wojintianzhendebeigongzhubaolehaoduoci。

zheijiushichuanshuozhongnvzhudedaiyuma?

woguaiqiaodibashouchuaizaixiongqian,jinlidizhanshizijidebumafan,jieguoquetingjianlexiaoyijiejiededaxiao,meidengwohuitou,luxueranzhijiezoulechuqu,baxiaoshengguanzailemenli。

wotanteyoubujiedikanzheta,quefaxiantachunpanjuranyeyouyisixiaohen。

「nixiaoshenme……」worenbuzhusuisuinianchusheng,takanlewoyiyan,youlimazhishiqianfang。

「meishenme,wojiejiehenxihuanni。」

「zheiyangma……」wotingzhetadehua,renbuzhuminzhechunxiaoqilai。「henxihuanwoya~」

我被喜欢啦~

tayoukanlewoyiyan,momingqimiaodihongleergen,wodingzhetadeerduoturantingjian:「haoxiangxiaogou。」

他骂我!

wojinlikezhibiaoqing,xinlidexiaorenyishunjiandalebaishilaitaoquanfa,ranhoutingjiantaxinlijixuxiangzhe:「shuohuajiushuohua,zenmehaisajiao。」

我只是声音就这样!

zheixiesuoweinanzhudoushiyiqunshenmeliumanga。

woqiaoqiaobaoyuanzheijijudegongfu,luxueranyijingzoudaocheqian,danshoudakailechemen。

「ei!」tazhishengyizhigebobaozhewodetuiwan,hedewoganjintingshenbaozhuta,buxiaoxinzuichuncengguoletadeerchui。

我的初吻!

woyehuanxiangguokeyiyujianyigexinshangren,womenxiangai、xiangzhi、ranhouqingdaonongchu……yongwenzhe……

danjuebushizheiyang,suiranshibeiyigewaimaoyouyue、jiajinglianghao、haishisuowei‘nanzhu’derengongzhubaozhe,danwomendou、bu、ren、shi、a!

suiranbutaikaixin,danzheizhishiyigeyiwai。womianqiangdixiaoleyixia,xiangtadaoleyiju「duibuqi」。

「guoranshiaidaoqiandeshabaitiannvzhu。」

luxueranmianshangbudongshengse,wanyaobawofangdaofujiashang,jiwoxianquandai,tiezaiwodeerbiandishengshuoleyiju:「meishi,shiwomeitixingni,meikedaonijiuhao。」

yaobushiwotingbujiannixinlixiangshenmewojiuxinle!

我有点气呼呼。

「buguo,tazenmemeibaichuneifumeilechuwenyaosiyaohuodebiaoqing?tabushixiaobaihuarenshema?」

worenbuzhuxindipaoxiao:nidaodikanleduoshaochouhuanvxingdepoxiaoshuoa!

nicaishixiaobaihua!wozhenglihaobiaoqing,kanzhetaraodaojiashizuo。

我要离他远点!

「nixiangchishenme?wolingniqu。」tayuanbenzhuanzhudikaizheche,turanshuoleyijuhua,wochadianmeifanyingguolai,xiayishipiantouqukanta。

renzhendenanrenzhendehenshuai。

luxueranbeipingweixueshenerbushixiaocaobingbushiyinweitazhangdebuhaokan,zhishiyinweitadechengjitaiguoyouyi,jishishizaishoujingyingjiaoyudeguizuxuexiaojianzibanli,tayenengnianyadiermingdechengji。

tadezhangxianghengaoji,xiahexianmingxianerbuxiandemianrongfengli,youqishihoujie……henxinggan。

wozaixiangshenme!pangbiandeqiqiuxiyinlewodezhuyili,wohuangranqingxingguolai,ganjinwangchemenfangxiangkaolekao。

「buyongle,xiexienilutongxue,jintiannisongwoquyiyuanwoyijinghenganxienile。」

「ganxiewojiupeiwochidunfanba。」luxueranpielewoyiyan。「zheifujinyouhenduohaochide,nicongchuanghukankan,tiaoyijia。」

wobuzhiruhejujue,zhengcuocini,hurantingjiantadexinsheng:「tazenmeturanliwoneimeyuan,bumanyiwodezhangxiang?wonaliburubierenle?」

「kekeke!」wodunshikedejingtiandongdi。

「zenmele?」fujinjiuyoutingchewei,luxueranzhejiditingxiache,jiekaianquandai,tanguoshenlaijiwopaibei。

pumianerlaideyizhenxifenglihunzhefoshougandexiangwei,henhaowen,wokanzhejinzaizhichidehoujie,renbuzhuwangxiasuolesuo,baochianquanjuli。

luxuerandeshoupaikongleyixia,huiguoshen,zuohuilezijideweizhi:「baoqian,shiwobuzhuyile。」

「meishi,wodong,xiexieni。」woyaotou,kanjiantamouguanganlexie,xianglexiang,luchuyigefangsongdexiaorong,shenshouyongzhijianpailepaitadejianbang。

zheiyangnengbunenganweidaotayidianni。

「yueshizheiyangyuerangrenxiangpengtaa……」luxueranyanshenyuefahuise。「benlaijuedexiangweilehuijiaqiangxinggonglvetayixia,xianzaikanlai,zhenshirangrenyouzhengfuyu。」

???youbiantaiaaa!

woyouxiebugandongle,haiyouxieweiqu:womingmingyijinghennilaishunshouleawei!zheixiezhendeshizhengjingnanzhuma。

「jirantingzaizheile,neiwoxiandainichifanba——nizijinengzouma?」luxueranlianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,danshishangliangdekouwenquerangrenjuedehenshouzunzhong。

wojuedinghulvegangcaideshiqing。「nengzoude,woxianzaihuanguolaijuedehaoduole。」

「hao。」taxinlimeizaishuohua,woquemomingjuedetayouxiebumanyi,kenengshicuojueba。

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luxueranxuanleyijiapingjiahuoguodian,kenengshiweilezhaoguwodezizunxin,woyouxiehaoxiaoyougandong。

wohenganjitayuanyiweihuwo,danshiwojialisuigoubushangguizuxuexiaodebiaozhun,kefuqinqushishihaishiliulexieyichan,zhishimuqinshengbingzhuyuanyizhiyoukaixiaobuzhidaohenianheyue,wobuxiangshouzheyichanzuochishankongcaiqingongjianxueeryi,buranguangkaowodagongzenmekenengzhengneimeduoqian。

wobuyuanyizhishourenbangzhu,yushitoutoudijielezhang,zailuxueranweiyadikanxiangwoshiwanqiyanjingyouxiedeyidixiaoqilai。

「jiunijiling。」tayouxiewunaidixiaoqilai,wobutaishiyingtaturanqinnideyuju,zhixiaoxiaohuidaofujiashishangmeiyoushuohua。

「dinglinglingling——」shoujixiangle,chezailanyalianjiezidongbofang。

「aran,niqunale?bushidayinglaiwanma?」

wozhengdaleyanjing,qianyidishuangshouheshixiangtabailebai,ranhouwuzhuzuidixiatou。

「……mashang。」luxueranfuyanlejijujieshuletonghua,kanxiangwo:「neiwozhinengsongnidaoyiyuanmenkoule,nizijishangqukeyima?」

「dangrankeyi。」wolimahuidao。

「yidianyebuyuanyijibierentianmafan。」tazaixinlitanlekouqi。「yinweichilehenduokusuoyigewaijianqiangma?」

bu……nibienaobuzheixieqiguaidedongxi。wowulitucao,daodifangyouganxieleyibianganjinxialeche。

「di——nanzhusanhaogonglvedu80%,qingsuzhujixunuligonglve!shenglijiuzaiyanqian!」

womeixinsitingtashuoshenme,zhijuedehulveleshenmeshiqing,nulidihuixiangzhe。

a……zaogao,wodeshangbunengrangmamakandao!

wozhanzaiyiyuanmenkouyouxiechouchu,xianglexiang,guaiqulepangbiandeyaodian。

「ei,kannizheixiaohuozizhangdemanshuaidejuranhaixianglaizhangsai,zhenshirenbukemaoxiangluo。」

gangjinmenwojiutingjianyaodianyiweiyishijianbangeshouhuoyuandefengayizhengtaotaobujuedishuluozheshei,gezheyaojuwomeikanjian。

「ayi——」wozonglaizheimaiyao,yilaierwang,fengayiyerenshiwole,zhenghaochentatingxialai,woganjinhanleyisheng。

「aiya,xiaoyuerlaile」fengayikanjianwoxiaokailehua,muguangchujiwodeshouwanhuranlianseyibian。「aiyaxiaoyu,nizheishouwanzenmegaodeya!」

woxiayishitaiqishouwanyikan,faxianshouwanneicezilehaodayikuai。

zheishishenmeshihou……e,guyunye,bukuishixiaoba,liqizhenda。

「aiyaxiaoyu,nizheituiyouzenmela!」fengayiyijingyizhadi,lazhewokanleyiquan,woguaiguaidimeidong,huranfengayishenshouyaoxianwodeyifu,hedewoyibaanzhu:「yi!yourenzaini!」

「aiyo。」fengayikanjianneirenyezoudaozheibianlai,dengleneirenyiyan:

「nikebiexiangpao!kebieqifulaoayisuishudagesai,paodekuaizheni,yisangmenzhengtiaojiedoulaizhuinixiaodebuge……nannanniyaoshenmesai?」

「woxiangyaokuaishabubaotuishang,ranhoutiekuaigaoyaogaiyixia……rangwomamameineimedanxin。」woxianglexiang,haishibuchongdao:「zaiyaoyipinghonghuayou。」

fengyiquzhaohuole,wohaoqidizhuanguotoukanlekanneige‘laizhang’deren,huranfaxiantazhangdejiweijunmeiyouqichang。