第3章

lizeyanshenbianhuan,xinzhongsisuo:

zheigeshijiededahanshiyouhutie,huangcede,yulizesuoshuxidemingchaoleisi,yuanzhuzhi、xianjiguandouyou,shenzhihaihuizhumingrenyuanzhiye。

zaisuanshanglizeshenshangtezhengyehenduo,yizheinvzinengli,xiangyaochadaoneixiequeshibunan。

lizechenqi,yingshengshengzhengtuolehuweideqianzhi:

“yunguniangmoyaozaizhuangxiaqule,womenjinlouyixu。”

duiyulizenenggouzhengtuokongzhi,yunyiranlianshangluchuyiwaishense,fangcaisuoyouqingxushunjianxiaoshibujian,zhuanweihaoqi:

“ligongziyouxiegongfuni,huashuoxiangfuzhinvdaotie,zheitiandadehaoshinidoubuyao?”

linianbuzuohuida,dabuchaolouneizouqu。

yiranshinvziyuanxianneijiandeyage,lizekanzhelouwaiyejing,xinxufuza。

yunyiranyuzhiduizuo,buduandaliangzhemianqiandenanren:

“duiyunimenzheixieyibeizizhengbuleliangqiandepingmin,yunxiangqianjindaotiezheizhongbianyi,doumeidanzizhan?”

什么鬼逻辑?

lizehuiguotoulai,kanxiangzheigenvren,zheigenvrenyepushanzhemeimukanzhelize。

youdenvren,wulunzaihezhongchanghe,dounengyiyankanchutadebufan。

yanqiannvziwanmeidequanshileheweitianshenglizhi,heweizaizhongmingdingshizhijiadexuntaoxia,jiwanqianchongaiyuyishendeda**。

tabenshiyizhangchongmanshujuanqixi,qingyarulandexiulian,cikequeshiyifugulingjingguaidebiaoqing。

liangzhongfanchaheweiyitidemeili,ranglizebenshiyouxinchongchongdedanao,yejianjianfangsongxialai。

看美女真的能长寿!

lizexinqingshoudaoganran,biandecongrong:

“zuijinfashengzaiwoshenshangdeguaishitaiduole,yunguniangruoshidiyijian,zaixiakenengzhendehuiduyici。keleisishiqingtaiduo,yebudebufangle。”

“heng,laji,daodihaishigenneixiechounanrenyiyangbale。”

tingdaoxiangyaodedaan,yunyiranxinxiangguoranruci,gulingjingguaixiaoshibujian,cikeyouqiehuanchuyifumanlianbuxiedebiaoqing:

“zhenbuzhidaoneiweidarenruhekanzhongnile,jingranyaoben**jiyigepingminyanxi,zhenrangrenexin。”

lizekandaoyunyiransuiyiqiehuandemiankong,henmingxianzuihouyigecaishizhenshide,renbuzhuxiangxiao:

“yunguniangbazaixiadangshazi,yanyushuohuarucibushefang?nishenweiyunxiangqianjin,nengweiyiweidarenzuoshi,neirenkongpazhiyoudangjindejianguogongzhuleba?”

yunyiranshuangbeihuanxiong,buzijuejiantuoqiyiduijuwu:

“nibuguopingminbale,youshenmehaofangde?gangcaikannishishendeyangzi,keqianwanbiexihuanshangben**le,beinizheizhongrenxihuan,woguangshixiangxiangjiuhuitu。”

hualuo,yunyiranyingtaoxiaozuiweizhang,juanqixiangshe,luchuyifuxiangtudebiaoqing。

meijuhuadouchongmandiyi,gongjixingshizu,kezheinvzijiushirangrentaoyanbuqilai,lizedouhuaiyizijishenshangshibushiyoushenmeguaishuxingle。

yunyiranzheifubiaoqing,lizemeiyourenhefangan,shenzhixiangrangtabaochizhu,zaidengyixia。

yunyirankanzheigechounanrenzenmedoubushengqi,ranhouzijiquezaiyibianbutingdizhengmingzijiyouxiu,rangtaganjueluolexiacheng,yushiyouxienaoxiuchengnudefanwen:

“nizhibuzhidaoben**dezhuozimianqian,haimeizuoguoqitananren?ninengyouzheiyangdejihui,shibushizaitouzhele?”

“笑话。”

lizegancuibukantale,houbeiyikao,shuangbeisuiyidalazaiyizishang,muguanghuanshiyagehuanjing,manbujingxin:

“lingzunyunxiangnandaomeiyouzuodaoniduimianguo?”

yunyiranbeiyezhu,xinlimominghuoda:

“nizaishendoumeitingguoben**minghui?”

“tingguoyouruhe?niwodoubushiyigeshijiederen,niweihehaiyaoqiangxingjianlilianxi?”

“suanniyoudianzizhizhiming!buguojianlilianxiyequeshirunisuoshuo,buguoshishouzhanggongzhuzhituobale。”

yunyirantanpai,lizejixuzhuiwen:

“e?neifangcailaoqigaiyeshinimenanpaizhiren?”

“zheidaobushi,zhanggongzhuzhidaonimeiyouanquanganzhihoubianhuixunzhaominjiangaoshou,suiranbuzhidaoyuanlaineigerennaliqule,danshizheigeqigaiyezuoletongyangdeshi,xiangbishizhanggongzhuliulehoushou。”

jiuzaizheishi,tieshenyahuanzoudaoyunyiranshenbiantieershuodao:

“**,shihuininzaibuqu,jiuyaojieshule...”

“诗会?”

yunyirantinghouyanjingyiliang,xiangdaozuijinjushi:

dahanyiwuliguo,biaoxianchuleqiangliedezhengzhanyuwang。

sibainian,yijingbabianjingsuoyouguojiadoujimiele,beizhihuangwuxueyu,nanzhishiwanmaolin,xizhiwujinshamo,dongzhiguangmaohaohai。

benyiweizaiwuwaidi,meixiangdaozuijinquezainanfangchuxianxiangxingxingyiyangderen,beimianzhenshoutongtianqiaodejijiayeyaruyizhongbiyanjinfadenvren。

yuanlaizaigengguangkuodewaimian,haiyouxindeshijie。

zhanggongzhuxiangyaokaiguoyutamenjianlibangjiao,yushixiangrangzijitongguoshihuilejieyixiagegeshijiagongziduikaiguotaidubingshitushuofu。

对啊!

shihuidoushimingmenwangzudeshaoye,lazheigechounanrenjinqurangtadiurenqiburangrenyukuai?

“xiaohuan!beima,daizheigemeijianguoshimiandeqiongxiaoziqushihui,rangtaganshouyixiarenshengdecancha!”

“**,shihuijiuzailuoheduimian,womenbuxingjiuhaole。”

yunyiranjiongzhu,ganjuediulemianzi:

“ben**shuomachejiumache!”

.......

lizedangranshiyaobuxinggensuide,

yunyiranshanglemache,lizezheiduanluqijianzongsuanganjueshijieqingjinglebushao。

tahuixiangdaodishenmeshihoubeirendingshangde?

yinggaijiushisannianqian,zijisuozaidezuihouyigelifangbeichaichuzhishi。

rujindahanchengshibujujieweijiexiangzhidu,erzaizheizhiqianbianshilifang。

heweilifang?lichaotongzhizheweilefangbianguanli,jiangjuminhuafendaoyigegefengbideshequ,youxieshenzhihuiyougaoqiangzuge,jidazuailejingjifazhan。

lizesuozaidelifang,yizhidoushirenkouzuiduo,zuipinqiong,yeshizuiluande。

limianhenduorendoumeiyouzhengmingshenfendehutie,meidaiwangchaozaiwaijiechuxianliuminzhishi,douhuixiangzheigelifanglidiuqudaliangnanmin,yebucaiqushenmezhengce,renyoutamenzishengzimie。

xianzaizhanggongzhujianguohou,sannianqiankaishiduizheigezuihoudelifangdongshou,xiashoudediyibubianshisiminxiapaidaliangrenshou,jinrulifang,aijiaaihudebanlihutie。

zheigujijiushihuibeizhanggongzhufaxiandeliyoule。

kezijizenmekenengrenshizhanggongzhu?tazheifancaozuoshiweishenme?

yitadequanliweiwang,rangzijiganshenmeganbucheng?

ruciguaiwanmojiao,nandaoshizuoguan?rangzijichengweitaanzhongfuchideyiguliliang?

kezijihetazhenbushu,meiyouliyoua。

回忆如泉水般涌现。

shinianqian,lizehaishigejijiangbiyedecuipidaxuesheng,neitianyewan,tazhengzaidasihuansongwanhuishangbiaoyandabianhuorendemoshu,dangzijitongguoandaoxiangyaotoutouliuzoudeshihou。

kaimen,yijiaotachu,ranhou,tajiuzhendexiaoshile.....

sheidonga!?dabianhuorenzhenbazijibianmeila!

zhidaotafaxianzijishenchuyigexindehuanjing,tahaiyixinengtingdaowanhuixianchangbaofachuleleimingbandezhangshengyuhecai.....

duineigeshijiehaiyoushenmeliunianma?

henxiaodeshihou,linianfumugezijingyingzheyijiabucuodegongsi,houlai。。。yougezijingyingleyigebucuodejiating。

congdaxuekaishi,tameiyuekalidouhuixinzengyibijiangjin5weishudebinglengshuzi。

dayihanjia,zaifuqinjialiguowannian,ganshoudaofuqindeshengshu,jiuyijingsannianmeiyouguochunjiele,sinianyejihucongmeizhudongshoudaofumudeduanxin。

sinianli,tamanmankaishibiandeduli,taliyonggezhongjiaqi,jihuyoubianlelezhongguo,chunjiezongshinanmianshanggan,yushimeinianhanjiatadouhuichuguolvyou,tahaiqiangdaoleufczaizhongguojubandemenpiao,zaitiyuguankanguozuqiubisai,tingguozhoujielundeyanchanghui,zhaodaoleaibianmoshudeaihao,lixialezanqianmaigefangzidemubiao。。。。

yuanwangdoushixiaoxiaode,zijideshenghuoyeshimanmande。

ke,lizezhendebuxiangchuanyuea。

yinweitahuifuganzhizhihou,shenchuandetafaxianzijibianchengledangchubasuideshenti,erqiehandongdaxue,shentibingliang,chadiandongsi。

basuishenti,jiyidingge,qianshifashengguodeshiqingdoubiandefeichangqingxi,danshizheifushentideyounianquehezhengchangchengzhangchabuduo,jibuqingbasuidouganleshenme。

zhijidefanchuquguoyici,ranhouyinweimeiyouhutie,beipandingweiliumin,youjirenghuileneilifang。

lifangxiaohaishichubuqude,zhiyoushiwusuicaikeyichuqu,chuquderendouhuibeidengji,bingqiechuqudeshijianbudechaoguoqiri。

neishihouhaibujibanlihutie,yamenxianqi,baixingyane,zhiyouzuijinzhanggongzhupaisiminderenxiaqu,zijicaiyoulehutie。

gudaiduirenkouliudongshiyouyangexianzhide,youlehutie,lizecailikaileneigedifang。

yishengjiaochidaduanlizesixu:

“wei!shazi,niyaowangnazou?”