lizeyanshenbianhuan,xinzhongsisuo:
zheigeshijiededahanshiyouhutie,huangcede,yulizesuoshuxidemingchaoleisi,yuanzhuzhi、xianjiguandouyou,shenzhihaihuizhumingrenyuanzhiye。
zaisuanshanglizeshenshangtezhengyehenduo,yizheinvzinengli,xiangyaochadaoneixiequeshibunan。
lizechenqi,yingshengshengzhengtuolehuweideqianzhi:
“yunguniangmoyaozaizhuangxiaqule,womenjinlouyixu。”
duiyulizenenggouzhengtuokongzhi,yunyiranlianshangluchuyiwaishense,fangcaisuoyouqingxushunjianxiaoshibujian,zhuanweihaoqi:
“ligongziyouxiegongfuni,huashuoxiangfuzhinvdaotie,zheitiandadehaoshinidoubuyao?”
linianbuzuohuida,dabuchaolouneizouqu。
yiranshinvziyuanxianneijiandeyage,lizekanzhelouwaiyejing,xinxufuza。
yunyiranyuzhiduizuo,buduandaliangzhemianqiandenanren:
“duiyunimenzheixieyibeizizhengbuleliangqiandepingmin,yunxiangqianjindaotiezheizhongbianyi,doumeidanzizhan?”
什么鬼逻辑?
lizehuiguotoulai,kanxiangzheigenvren,zheigenvrenyepushanzhemeimukanzhelize。
youdenvren,wulunzaihezhongchanghe,dounengyiyankanchutadebufan。
yanqiannvziwanmeidequanshileheweitianshenglizhi,heweizaizhongmingdingshizhijiadexuntaoxia,jiwanqianchongaiyuyishendeda**。
tabenshiyizhangchongmanshujuanqixi,qingyarulandexiulian,cikequeshiyifugulingjingguaidebiaoqing。
liangzhongfanchaheweiyitidemeili,ranglizebenshiyouxinchongchongdedanao,yejianjianfangsongxialai。
看美女真的能长寿!
lizexinqingshoudaoganran,biandecongrong:
“zuijinfashengzaiwoshenshangdeguaishitaiduole,yunguniangruoshidiyijian,zaixiakenengzhendehuiduyici。keleisishiqingtaiduo,yebudebufangle。”
“heng,laji,daodihaishigenneixiechounanrenyiyangbale。”
tingdaoxiangyaodedaan,yunyiranxinxiangguoranruci,gulingjingguaixiaoshibujian,cikeyouqiehuanchuyifumanlianbuxiedebiaoqing:
“zhenbuzhidaoneiweidarenruhekanzhongnile,jingranyaoben**jiyigepingminyanxi,zhenrangrenexin。”
lizekandaoyunyiransuiyiqiehuandemiankong,henmingxianzuihouyigecaishizhenshide,renbuzhuxiangxiao:
“yunguniangbazaixiadangshazi,yanyushuohuarucibushefang?nishenweiyunxiangqianjin,nengweiyiweidarenzuoshi,neirenkongpazhiyoudangjindejianguogongzhuleba?”
yunyiranshuangbeihuanxiong,buzijuejiantuoqiyiduijuwu:
“nibuguopingminbale,youshenmehaofangde?gangcaikannishishendeyangzi,keqianwanbiexihuanshangben**le,beinizheizhongrenxihuan,woguangshixiangxiangjiuhuitu。”
hualuo,yunyiranyingtaoxiaozuiweizhang,juanqixiangshe,luchuyifuxiangtudebiaoqing。
meijuhuadouchongmandiyi,gongjixingshizu,kezheinvzijiushirangrentaoyanbuqilai,lizedouhuaiyizijishenshangshibushiyoushenmeguaishuxingle。
yunyiranzheifubiaoqing,lizemeiyourenhefangan,shenzhixiangrangtabaochizhu,zaidengyixia。
yunyirankanzheigechounanrenzenmedoubushengqi,ranhouzijiquezaiyibianbutingdizhengmingzijiyouxiu,rangtaganjueluolexiacheng,yushiyouxienaoxiuchengnudefanwen:
“nizhibuzhidaoben**dezhuozimianqian,haimeizuoguoqitananren?ninengyouzheiyangdejihui,shibushizaitouzhele?”
“笑话。”
lizegancuibukantale,houbeiyikao,shuangbeisuiyidalazaiyizishang,muguanghuanshiyagehuanjing,manbujingxin:
“lingzunyunxiangnandaomeiyouzuodaoniduimianguo?”
yunyiranbeiyezhu,xinlimominghuoda:
“nizaishendoumeitingguoben**minghui?”
“tingguoyouruhe?niwodoubushiyigeshijiederen,niweihehaiyaoqiangxingjianlilianxi?”
“suanniyoudianzizhizhiming!buguojianlilianxiyequeshirunisuoshuo,buguoshishouzhanggongzhuzhituobale。”
yunyirantanpai,lizejixuzhuiwen:
“e?neifangcailaoqigaiyeshinimenanpaizhiren?”
“zheidaobushi,zhanggongzhuzhidaonimeiyouanquanganzhihoubianhuixunzhaominjiangaoshou,suiranbuzhidaoyuanlaineigerennaliqule,danshizheigeqigaiyezuoletongyangdeshi,xiangbishizhanggongzhuliulehoushou。”
jiuzaizheishi,tieshenyahuanzoudaoyunyiranshenbiantieershuodao:
“**,shihuininzaibuqu,jiuyaojieshule...”
“诗会?”
yunyirantinghouyanjingyiliang,xiangdaozuijinjushi:
dahanyiwuliguo,biaoxianchuleqiangliedezhengzhanyuwang。
sibainian,yijingbabianjingsuoyouguojiadoujimiele,beizhihuangwuxueyu,nanzhishiwanmaolin,xizhiwujinshamo,dongzhiguangmaohaohai。
benyiweizaiwuwaidi,meixiangdaozuijinquezainanfangchuxianxiangxingxingyiyangderen,beimianzhenshoutongtianqiaodejijiayeyaruyizhongbiyanjinfadenvren。
yuanlaizaigengguangkuodewaimian,haiyouxindeshijie。
zhanggongzhuxiangyaokaiguoyutamenjianlibangjiao,yushixiangrangzijitongguoshihuilejieyixiagegeshijiagongziduikaiguotaidubingshitushuofu。
对啊!
shihuidoushimingmenwangzudeshaoye,lazheigechounanrenjinqurangtadiurenqiburangrenyukuai?
“xiaohuan!beima,daizheigemeijianguoshimiandeqiongxiaoziqushihui,rangtaganshouyixiarenshengdecancha!”
“**,shihuijiuzailuoheduimian,womenbuxingjiuhaole。”
yunyiranjiongzhu,ganjuediulemianzi:
“ben**shuomachejiumache!”
.......
lizedangranshiyaobuxinggensuide,
yunyiranshanglemache,lizezheiduanluqijianzongsuanganjueshijieqingjinglebushao。
tahuixiangdaodishenmeshihoubeirendingshangde?
yinggaijiushisannianqian,zijisuozaidezuihouyigelifangbeichaichuzhishi。
rujindahanchengshibujujieweijiexiangzhidu,erzaizheizhiqianbianshilifang。
heweilifang?lichaotongzhizheweilefangbianguanli,jiangjuminhuafendaoyigegefengbideshequ,youxieshenzhihuiyougaoqiangzuge,jidazuailejingjifazhan。
lizesuozaidelifang,yizhidoushirenkouzuiduo,zuipinqiong,yeshizuiluande。
limianhenduorendoumeiyouzhengmingshenfendehutie,meidaiwangchaozaiwaijiechuxianliuminzhishi,douhuixiangzheigelifanglidiuqudaliangnanmin,yebucaiqushenmezhengce,renyoutamenzishengzimie。
xianzaizhanggongzhujianguohou,sannianqiankaishiduizheigezuihoudelifangdongshou,xiashoudediyibubianshisiminxiapaidaliangrenshou,jinrulifang,aijiaaihudebanlihutie。
zheigujijiushihuibeizhanggongzhufaxiandeliyoule。
kezijizenmekenengrenshizhanggongzhu?tazheifancaozuoshiweishenme?
yitadequanliweiwang,rangzijiganshenmeganbucheng?
ruciguaiwanmojiao,nandaoshizuoguan?rangzijichengweitaanzhongfuchideyiguliliang?
kezijihetazhenbushu,meiyouliyoua。
回忆如泉水般涌现。
shinianqian,lizehaishigejijiangbiyedecuipidaxuesheng,neitianyewan,tazhengzaidasihuansongwanhuishangbiaoyandabianhuorendemoshu,dangzijitongguoandaoxiangyaotoutouliuzoudeshihou。
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duineigeshijiehaiyoushenmeliunianma?
henxiaodeshihou,linianfumugezijingyingzheyijiabucuodegongsi,houlai。。。yougezijingyingleyigebucuodejiating。
congdaxuekaishi,tameiyuekalidouhuixinzengyibijiangjin5weishudebinglengshuzi。
dayihanjia,zaifuqinjialiguowannian,ganshoudaofuqindeshengshu,jiuyijingsannianmeiyouguochunjiele,sinianyejihucongmeizhudongshoudaofumudeduanxin。
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yuanwangdoushixiaoxiaode,zijideshenghuoyeshimanmande。
ke,lizezhendebuxiangchuanyuea。
yinweitahuifuganzhizhihou,shenchuandetafaxianzijibianchengledangchubasuideshenti,erqiehandongdaxue,shentibingliang,chadiandongsi。
basuishenti,jiyidingge,qianshifashengguodeshiqingdoubiandefeichangqingxi,danshizheifushentideyounianquehezhengchangchengzhangchabuduo,jibuqingbasuidouganleshenme。
zhijidefanchuquguoyici,ranhouyinweimeiyouhutie,beipandingweiliumin,youjirenghuileneilifang。
lifangxiaohaishichubuqude,zhiyoushiwusuicaikeyichuqu,chuquderendouhuibeidengji,bingqiechuqudeshijianbudechaoguoqiri。
neishihouhaibujibanlihutie,yamenxianqi,baixingyane,zhiyouzuijinzhanggongzhupaisiminderenxiaqu,zijicaiyoulehutie。
gudaiduirenkouliudongshiyouyangexianzhide,youlehutie,lizecailikaileneigedifang。
yishengjiaochidaduanlizesixu:
“wei!shazi,niyaowangnazou?”