闪婚道士,却不料他竟是真的玄学大佬全文第1章

酒吧。

denghongjiulv,yinleshengzheneryulong。

zuozaibataishanghejiu,tadeshoujibuduandizaizhendongzhe,wushudexinxihongzhadetadeshoujiwengwengzuoxiang。

tayibeijiezheyibeijiudehezhe,hezhehezhejiukuleqilai。

“weishenmejiehunyaomanzhewo?”

“wozainideshengmingzhongshibushijiushigeleizhui?”

“niqishizaojiuxiangyaobawojipaoqileba?”

“niyiqianbushishuo,woshinishengmingzhongzuizhongyaoderenma……”

“pianzi,wuwuwu……”

jiangmianmianyibianshuoyibianku,jidongdeshihoutahaidalegejiuge,zhizhejiubeishuodao:“nibuxiangjiwoyigejialadao,wokeyijiehun,wojiubuxinwomeirenyao!”

shuowan,jiangmianmiannaqishoujifantongxunlu。

fanzhefanzhe,jiangmianmianwadeyishengjiukuchulaile!

她竟然真的没人要!

她为什么那么惨?

bierenershisuinanpengyoudoubuzhidaohuanleduoshaogele,keliantayigeqingchunwudimeishaonv,weilexueyefendouleshijinian,xuelidaoshiwuhuabamendehaokan,keshi,taliannanpengyoudoumeijiaoguo。

太惨了!

实在是太惨了!

jiangmianmianyoudalegejiuge,baqianpadeyishengpaizaibataishang,ranhoudiediezhuangzhuangdezouchujiuba。

“yo,nalaidemeimeikudeneimeshangxin,yaobuyaogegepeipeinia……”

yigeranzhehuangfadeerliuzichuizhekoushao,xiaozhexiangyaoshangqian。

“niyaobuyaohewojiehun?”jiangmianmianturankaikou,erliuzilimahedezhoumayisheng,bianlelianse,“niyoubingba,laozijiuxiangwanwan,**xiangdedaomei,xianggenwojiehun!”

“你才有病呢!”

jiangmianmianhedeqihunbasu,wanghouyijiaojiucaizaileshenhourendexiezishang,tazhongxinbuwendejiuyaodaoxia。

tadeshoubeirenlazhu,youdaodichenhaotingdesangyincongtadeshenhouxiangqi:“xiaoxin!”

zhuanguotouqu,jiangmianmiankandaoyigezhangdehenshuaidexiaoxianrouzaitamianqian。

tayibalazhuduifangdeshou,“shuaige,yaobuyaoyiqijiegehun?”

xiaoxianrouditoukanleyiyanzijibeiwozhedeshou,zaikanzhejiangmianmian,yandiliyouzheduanzandecuoe,henkuai,jiuhuifuleqingming。

tawen:“nixiangjiehun?”

“duia,woxiangyougejia!”

jiangmianmianshahuhudexiaozhe,xiaoxianroulazhetadeshou,“haoa,neiwomenqulingzheng!”

“嗯,领证!”

jiangmianmianbeixiaoxianroulazhe,shangleyiliangchuzuche。

yilushang,tadoudashengdehanzhetayaolingzhengle,tayaoyougejiale。

然后——

姜绵绵断片了!

jiangmianmianzaicixingguolaideshihou,yijingshidiertiandezhongwu。

tatingdaoyushilichuanlaihualaladeliushuisheng,fangeshenyihou,mengdezhengkaiyanlai。

nandao,tamaliangxinfaxian,bujiehunhuilaizhaotale?

jiangmianmianmengdezuoqishen,yushidementuranjiudakaile。

takanzheyushilichulaideshuaiqinanren,zhenggerendoumengle。

xiaoxianrouduizhetaluchuyimoxiao,“zhengshijieshaoyixia,wojiaolinshen,jinnian25sui,wufuwumu,shengaoyimibaliutizhongyibaisan,wubuliangshihao,zhiyeshigedaoshi。”

linshenhualuoyin,jiangmianmianduizhetabaibaishou,“dengdeng,nishuozheixiehewoyoushenmeguanxi?”

shuozhe,tayoukanlezijishenshangbuzhidaoshenmeshihouhuandeshuiyi,rendouqingxingle。

nandao……tazuotianwanshangzhaolegeya?

zheiyahaitinghuiwan,wandetinghua,jingranhaiwanjiaosebanyan?

cosplaydaoshi?

tamashanglakaichouti,ranhounachushijizhangchaopiaojilelinshen,“neige……wobuzhidaonimenshichangjiashiduoshao,buguowojiuzheixiexianjinle,nichuanshangyifuganjinzou,zuotianwanshangdeshishigeyiwai。”

“意外?”

linshenraodaolechuangtou,congchoutilinachulianggehongbenbendijijiangmianmian,“woshinilaogong,chizhenghefadeneizhong。”

“laogong?”jiangmianmiannaguojiehunzheng,kanleyoukan,youxiebuxin。

younazijideshoujidakaizhifubao,zaihunyinxinxilikandaozijizhendeheyanqiandenanrendengjijiehunhou,mianrusihui。

tajiuzheiyangbazijijijiale?

她喝什么酒啊?

为什么要喝酒啊?

jiangmianmianhenbudechouzijiliangbazhang,zhaolaogongjiuzhaolaogongba,jiubushuozhaogegaofushuaile,qimadeshigezhengjingrenba?

tazenmejiujizijizhaolegedaoshi?

gaibuhuishilubianbaitanneizhongpianqiandeba?

jiangmianmianturanjuedexinhaolei,tayoudianbuzhidaogaizenmemianduizheihezuijiuyihoushanhunlaidedelaogong。

“nigaibuhuishihouhuileba?”linshencumei,wen。

jiangmianmiantaimou,duishanglinshennei‘kelianxixi’deyanshen,xinlidexiangfalimajiubeipumiele。

suiranshigechiruanfande,danqimawufuwumuhaizhangdeshuai,yebushibukeyi。

yidanjieshoulezheigesheding,jiangmianmianjiujuedemeishenmebukeyide。

taqingleqingsangzi,shuodao:“neige……jiranjiehunle,woyebushigebufuzerenderen,woganggangbiye,buguowoxiageyueyihaojiuyaoqugongsishixi,suoyinizaijialixiyifuzuofanzuojiawu,meishenmeyijianba?”

洗衣做饭做家务?

linshenkanlejiangmianmianyiyan,“keyi,buguozhongwuwoyaoqujinisongfanma?”

jiangmianmianlimajiuduilinshenyoulegaiguan。

瞧瞧……

zheijiushichiruanfandezuigaojingjiea!

bujindayingletaganggangshuode,jiuliansongwucanzheizhonghuodoushuodeneimeziran,jiangmianmiandexinliyeyouxiexinwei。

chiruanfanmeishi,jiupachiruanfanhaibuyuanyiganjiawu,neijiuzhendehentaoyan。

“buyaode,wogongsiliyougongzuocan,nizhixuyaozuonizijidefan,ruguowoyaohuijiachifanwohuitiqianjinifaxiaoxi。”

shuozhe,jiangmianmiannachushoujilai,“lai,womenjiageweixin!”

“zuotianwanshangyijingjiaguole。”

linshennachutazijideshouji,shangmianhaiyoujiangmianmianjitazhuandejiuqiankuaiqian。

jiangmianmianzuibaweizhang,linshenjiantabujidele,tixingdao:“zuotianwanshangnifeideyaojiawoweixinjiwozhuanlinghuaqian,nishuoniyihouhuiyangwo,rangwoanxinzaijiazuojiatingzhufu。”

zhualezhuatoufa,jiangmianmianshizhendebujidele。

tazhazheyanjingkanzhelinshen,“jiranjinilejiushouzheba,yihouwomeigeyuedouhuijiniqian,fangzishiwomaquankuanjiwomaidebuxuyaofangdai,jialideshuidianranqifeiwohuizijijiao,nimaicaizuofanjiukeyile。”

shuozhe,jiangmianmiannaguotadeshouji,xiangqishenmelai,youkanzhelinshen,“neige……”

“嗯?”

jianjiangmianmianzhizhiwuwudeyangzi,linshenwen:“haiyoushenme?”

“jiushi……”jiangmianmianbaxinyiheng,kuaisudeshuodao:“suiranjiehunle,danwomenkebukeyixianfenfangshui,peiyangxiaganqingzaineishenme……”